Why do you drink/do drugs?

Cause getting fucked on drugs is fun

>>705185071
i don't

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>>705185071
It brings out the adventure spirit in me and makes me forget I am homosexual so I can fuck women

I do blow so I can stay drinking longer.

escapism

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>>705185071
I smoke weed to understand myself/the world better
I drink because I hate what I find/ people are the worst thing to happen to the planet/ alcoholic
I take xanax occasionally because I need to sleep/ want to sleep forever

>>705185071
To escape an ever more boring and disappointing excistance

Sex is easy. Knocking up the bitches and having them give birth is hard.

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>>705185683
I mean this
>>705185686

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>>705185071
Why do you eat tasty food, go on exciting rides, or do things you find amusing?

For the experience of course.

Joy is completely subjective, yet we all seek it in one form or another, whether it be drugs, girls and adventure, or pain, loneliness and isolation.

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>>705185769
Knocking them up and having them give birth is easy. Raising the child and paying child support is hard. so is my dick

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>>705185811
can you make more of these gifs

>>705186002
Raising kids up is easy. Knocking them up and having them give birth is hard.

To distract myself from the fact that I exist.

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>>705186343
I would know

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>>705186253
>being this new

>>705186002
>Knocking them up and having them give birth is easy. Raising the child and paying child support is hard. so is my dick
Throw $50K in a trust fund after you knock her up. It pays for itself and you just show to see the child's milestone. Six kids like that so far and counting. Next is a stripper from Santa Cruz. That bitch is having my seventh child!

existence is suffering and drug use is an escape from it. It seems logical to do drugs in a world where lying is the status quo.

They're an enjoyable thing to do - pyschadellics in particular.

>>705186621
brad go home angie is worried

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>>705186621
>Throw $50K in a trust fund
Nigga you're on /b/, the fawk you thinkin'?

>>705186621
I don't even own a car or house how would I put 50k away

>>705187034
I seriously want an answer to this.

We all have our vices, and things that help us cope with the pain we all deal with. Some of us do "drugs". For others "drugs" are replaced with other things or activities.
>FuckIwantaxanax.jpeg
>Feelsman.jpeg

>>705185071
Drink
It's relaxing in small doses
And bery very fun in larger ones

It helps to pass the time while I wait to die.

>>705187900
dubs of truth

>>705187900
this

>>705187900
>>705188000
holy shit

I don't drink whiskey for the taste. Nobody does. It all tastes horrible. I drink it to drown out the bad taste everyone has left; to get away from it all.

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>>705185071
I don't drink but I smoke weed

Personally I think it's overrated, but the feeling of being high is really cool and distracts me from my shitty reality. Also listening to music high is the best thing ever.

>>705188072
Yeah /b/ud. The numbers don't lie.

>>705187034
Start with a job. Save no less than 10% of each and every paycheck. When you have a few grand or so, start buying stocks in strong companies that will sell to you directly, no brokerage fees.

Keep doing that. In 20 years you can retire to live off the dividends.

To be confident for a moment

>>705188096
You haven't drank good whiskey.

Glenmorangie ftw

>>705185071
>get drunk
>can finally cry

So everything hurts a little less until the next day.

>>705186621
You are why the world is over populated you sick fuck. I bet you do not even visit your 7 kids.

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>>705185071
I'm 24 and only drink anymore. I smoked copious amounts of weed for 8 years, and dabbled in acid and mushrooms a handful of times in those years. I feel like I'm "over" my recreational drugs phase. I finally realized that in order to reach that next echelon of adulthood, I need to establish some self-discipline. I'm glad I made the decision to just enjoy alcohol in moderation. I feel better about myself and less paranoid everyday. I can only hope you guys do the same and become well adjusted members of society like I'm trying to be myself.

>inb4 hurr faggot pussy can handle drugs
I handled them for a long time, I'm simply not intrigued by them anymore

>>705188096
I actually really like whiskey, it tastes like oak aged nectar

Coping mechanism

>>705185071
no shame in a lil pain relief
plus its fun sometimes

fapping on weed feels good

mushrooms make me feel happier

>>705189245
I'm in the same boat man, did coke, xanax, shrooms, mdma, and smoked weed everyday, feels weird but surprisingly good being clean recently

In the past I've depended on cocaine to motivate me to address issues in my life that I otherwise wouldn't acknowledge. It was the only time I'd ever dig for proof that my now ex was cheating on me, which in the long run is a positive outcome but came with consequences. While I'm happy that I found out and moved on, the use is a nasty habit that I've had a hard time letting go. It's never affected my work and quite frankly I can afford it, but even when I kick it for a few weeks it always manages to find it's way back into my possession. It's not the worst drug in the world but it definitely snuck up on me. I'd say I use it for the same reason people drink coffee, to bring my mind to what I see as a functional level.

>>705185071
Drank for years m8, smoked pot for years and tested the waters with alot of shit. It was all fun but im in the process of quitting smoking and all i do now is drink coffee.. feelsgoodman

How do you guys cope now ?

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>>705185071

>>705185683
>I smoke weed to understand myself/the world better

No, getting high simply takes your ego out of the equation and makes obvious things even more obvious. Then, when the high is over, your pretentious ego returns and you convince yourself that you got high because for a good reason over than to forget why you're such a loser.

>smoke weed
>never have ego
Profit?

>>705185071
I'm a masculine man who wishes he was a chick because he was sexually abused by his cousin and man handled by his uncles and talked down to his whole life. Every morning I wake up wanting to die. I drink like a fish and look like kurt cobain and hope to follow in his footsteps and blow my brain out.

To fill the empty voids in my life

>>705185071
Just alcohol and nicotine.
Escapism. Not trying to prolong my life. Disgusted by a great number of things I see happening in the world. Just like fuck everything. Pretty standard. I don't want anything to do with any other drugs though, though I know I would like painkillers too much if I was social enough to have constant access to them.

>>705190011
This.

>>705185683
This. >>705190011

Don't pretend that your drug habit is something constructive. The only one thing worse than being a pot smoking loser is being an oblivious pot smoking loser.

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>>705190011
You sure showed me

>>705189969
Oh my god, fuck off already. I'm tried of always reporting that shit, faggot. Just kill me already, this is the last time I'm reporting yo shit. Faggot ass nigger. I don't wanna see yo faggot ass on my 4chan again, bitch.

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>>705190011
>>705190960
>Implying I do it for "good" reasons
>Implying I give a fuck
>Still took the b8

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>>705188000
Trips confirms

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>>705188275
Weed is very overrated but if u want to be intoxicated all the time with little to no notice it's the way to go not like liquor

>>705188570
I think I read this in automatic millionaire and a basic investment guide book once

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>>705189569
Try fappin on acid

>>705185071
to escape the pain of knowing i[m a primate, who shares 98% of his DNA with the lower apes, trapped on a planet with 7 billion other monkeys and that short of retroviral editing, there is no escape from this.

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>>705190666
Satanic trips checked

You really don't really feel weed when your high on Molly tho
And you've been drinking

>>705192075
Tried that once.
Who knew sulfuric acid was such a slut.

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>>705191356

Did you put it on your dick anon

because i want to kill myself otherwise

>>705185071
To get drunk and high?

>>705185071
when i smoke weed, its brings me closer to my true self. it doesnt let me hide from things that bother me. it forces me to confront reality as it is. it helps me keep my head straight and doesnt let me forget about my goals and relationships.

>>705192610
You're not funny.

Cope with being a hopeless virgin

I don't want it, I just need it..
To breath,
to feel,
to know I'm alive!

>>705185149
>Thread

>>705192610
I had a response to that bait typed out

>>705193021
That sounds like the opposite weed. Are you sure you are doing it right?

>>705193195
yeah i realize a lot of people smoke to forget. thats just not how my brain works. if i try to run away from my problems while high, they just become more intense and cause anxiety / panic.

>>705193195
It depends on how you ride the high, as with anything.

>>705185071
Because I hate myself and I enjoy poisoning myself.

>>705185071
why not?
>you get alot farther in life asking this rather than why.

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>>705192679
>Implying I think that I'm not a faggot
>I am a faggot
>try harder faggot

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>>705193109

>>705185071
To get a different perspective on the pleasures I feel when I'm sober, like listening to great music, eating foods, looking at porn, masturbating, having sex.
Last time i smoked a little weed I listened to one of my favourite songs of all time, It was the most beautiful thing I've ever heard in my life, I was fucking smiling and my eyes we're full of tears. THAT'S why I smoke weed.

Also there's no need for other drugs when weed can simply be heavier or lighter depending on the strain. But I'd recommend using it with caution, not smoking every 3 days, that fucks up the experience, it just makes you dumber and dull to the effects. Once a month is a good number, maybe once on 2 months

>>705193479
>implying it was even a question in the first place

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>>705185811

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>>705193685
It wasn't. I actually am.

>>705191356
>makes a fool out of himself
>"lol no gaws! it was just b8 lol! im not actually retarded! kekeke fooled ya!

>>705188570
It actually is that simple. But if the company suddenly bankrupts you're just fucked.

>>705194018
Invest in them there safe blue chip stocks ie: Disney, Sony, Apple, Google etc.

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We're living during the decadence of the western empire. We're bored, have little too no chance of ever making anything of ourselves as the system we're a part of funnels the money and the power that comes with it upward toward the 1%. Our generation was fucked back in the 70's which was a good 20 years before I was even born. I smoke weed because much like everyone else in the western world during this point in history I'm becoming increasingly aware that my life really is pointless. I can plan on becoming the greatest person or Earth and can have all the ambition I want and even have the drive to go along with it, however it's more likely that I'll end up in the middle with everyone else. A house, wife, kids, mortgage and so on or I can be all against the norm and be unemployed, have no money to do anything anyway and spend whatever I do have trying to escape that reality. Everything we do that doesn't help us progress in some way socially is escapism. I smoke weed, my wife watches reality TV, my dad watches macho TV programming, my mother reads Danielle Steel novels, my sister goes clubbing, my friend plays Hearthstone, my boss goes sailing - all pointless, welcome to 2016.

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It kind of blows my mind that anyone would post in this childish bathroom-graffitii shithole sober.

/b/ is fun but if this is your only means of human interaction you're not wired right and need help.

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>>705185071
Since I look worse than acnekun
https://youtube.com/watch?v=J4jJRhHJYlg

>>705193605
> But I'd recommend using it with caution, not smoking every 3 days, that fucks up the experience
>Once a month is a good number, maybe once on 2 months

That's how it starts then you start doing it biweekly and then weekly and all of a sudden you wake up as a 23 year old daily smoker with no aspirations or plans outside of your smoking habit. If I could take back all the time I've wasted.

>>705194379
What the fuck happened there?

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>>705185071
Cuz I'm a professional piece of shit

>>705193986
No sir, I took the b8. I'm still a retarded faggot for even replying.
>hurpderp

>>705194538
That's why I always remind myself of that. And I just count. Even if I want to, I don't use it. Every now and then I just get sober for 4 months of everything. Then I relax, then a year or 2 later, clean up, Until I'm dead

>>705185071
i dont

>>705194568
I dunno but Matrix guy should probably stay off the road

>>705187900
I feel the same anon, life is painful and depressing.

>>705185683
This is the stupidest fucking thing I've ever read on the internet. And I've read some stupid shit.

>>705194379
Says the random nobody with nothing better to do with his weekend..

>>705188830
>can finally cry
people dont realise how much can be released by crying

I drink because I hate myself, and life.
I smoke weed because... I want to not feel sober

>>705194568
Xanax kicked in well he was driving home

>>705193479
If you know you're a faggot, why pretend you were b8ing?

>>705195061
I'm black out drunk at this point. I didn't mean to come off as abrasive. It's just seems ridiculous to come on here for some sort of intellectual discourse.

>>705195511
My fellow intellectual you are correct

>>705189969
>still not dead
wtf I didn't repost it and everything

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>>705185071
I dont drink or take recreational drugs
I do take trenbolone, dianabol and test tho

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>>705185071
Peer pressure.

>>705195643
But you are dead. You went to hell, this is your hell.

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>>705195463
Because I'm a faggot
>>705195033
I'm also a retard

>>705195726
I mean, I've been dead inside for years but I'm still pretty sure there's final end out there for me
>tfw no qt horror girl to fuck my shit up and bring me sweet oblivion

>>705195652
Hi small cock how's the back acne?

>>705195511
No worries I was being a dick, I'm just cranky because my dealer isn't answering his phone. Motherfucker sleeps like 18 hours a day.

>>705192075
literally like having sex with yourself, next level.

>>705196225
Right dude I beat it like 5 times last time I did acid

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>>705196122
dick is fine, no acne either cause indian healing clay + apple cider vinegar although i do have to shave my back every week or so
probably the worst side effect would be the sleepless nights and murder dreams when blasting tren

drugs and drinking are fun, but if you end up in your mid 20's and all you're doing is doing what you can do to get more drugs and drink.

you're fucked.

>>705185071
I drink because I had no friends when I was sober, but after I became a fun drunk I was accepted and respected and I was a faggot loner when I was young. Now my identity is ruled by alcohol because in truth I would probably just fucking rather be dead than have to deal with being who I actually am.

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Both of my parents died in my early teen years, spent the rest of my underage time in various foster homes/rehabs. Ive always felt like half of my life was stolen from me, and my peers got to experience more than me. Their parents were there at dances, graduations, marriages etc... Im not gonna get that. Then I face the knowledge that my case isnt even serious compared to some people. That weak feeling makes me hate myself, loathe my own heartbeat, and drugs/alcohol reduces that hatred a bit.
>pic kinda related

>>705198478
in 5 to 10 years you will be sober with a boring job and boring wife but you won't care (actually you will care but are too apathetic to do anything) unless you really fall off the tracks and wind up homeless or something

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gzfQ7NSs1c

>>705191591
amen. Actually starts to suck a little when the weed isnt strong enough and I no longer am in a jolly forgetful high. It changes and it's weird why

>>705185071
Do you like drugs? I've been a big drug fan ever since the release of their raw ingredients, like opium. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on heroin where drugs' presence became more apparent. I think methamphetamine was the world's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding drugs taken. Junkies, take out your needles. Give in to the brilliant ensemble mixture of heroin, cocaine and benzos. You can practically hear every color of the rainbow. Tweakers, remove your paranoia. In terms of pharmaceutical craftsmanship, the sheer high, this drug hits a new peak of euphoria. Dealers, why don't you, uh, lend me a little. Take the ingredients to Ayahuasca. In this drug, people address the problems of abusive political authority. DMT is the most moving drug of the millenium, about enlightenment and spirituality. The drug is extremely uplifting. The hallucinations are as positive and affirmative as anything I've taken in life. Users, get down on your knees so others can see your pineal gland. Drugs solo taken seem to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially drugs like cannabis and heroin. Guys, don't just stare at them, do them. But I also think some drugs work best within the confines of a needle, than as a smokable buzz, and I stress the word buzz. This is acid, a great, great drug, a personal favorite.

>>705193166
>cant even /thread correctly.

>>705185071
i smoke pot at night to help me sleep. i dont drink alcohol, and i dont do any other drugs.

>>705185071
Because my life is stressful and alcohol lowers my stress level.

>>705199835
What the fuck are you talking about?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vh1RVsMgeVc

>>705185071
I've never done drugs, i never have been drunk my life. i dont smoke.

ama

>>705201418
How have you avoided suicide

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>>705201501
i've never felt like taking my own life.

>>705201501
Probably by not being a degenerate. Only degenerate faggots drink or take drugs.

>>705203157
lol look at mr. perfect here, I bet you're the life of any party.

>>705185071
I am high on life.

nice distraction from my bullshit life

>>705185071
I do coke.

So i can work longer.

So i can earn more.

So i can do more coke.

>>705204832
KTN

>>705185250
What he said( because thats awesome)

>>705194318
Are you from lower saxony germany ?

>>705194318

Dude i feel you so much

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>>705185071
>implying i'm a degenerate that drinks or does drugs

NO ALCOHOL
NO DRUGS
NO SEX
NO LIFE

I get pumped pumping iron. Getting pumped is better than sex.