Here's a fun zany song for you, Katia.
I'm afraid you are mistaken, friend. I have nobody's cum in me right now.
Fool confirmed grill
>Be a deliquient and sleep
>Be responsible and do things
Things have happened in the past, yes. I am not a virgin.
>>>>safe in LA
oh the good old days
LA is moderately safe. It's certainly better than Santa Cruz, which has had in its history several active serial murderers at the same time.
YOU HEARD ME, FAGGOTRY!
Wear it like a badge of honor.
>100 years from now
>White and blond hair is extremely rare
>Everyone is a nasty ugly muddy/shit color.
>Jews still mainly of their own blood and rule over the ugly muddy/shit colored cattle-people
Kekkers. Blue eyed blonde haired master race fag reporting in. Going to surrogate a blond/blue woman for my blonde/blue babbies.
>be me, slut
>guy turns me down by saying "i don't do sloppy seconds"
>"i don't do sloppy seconds"
Same reasoning here. I need another virgin.
Ah nostalgia, you make me feel so bad.
I'm sure there's one hidden back there
well I mean I would hate you after 2 seconds anyway soooo
not much. doing some tutorials in game maker. what are you up to?
I'll have to search for it under your clothes
finishing up a movie. i took a small break from it and am just getting back into it
Hits me right in the feels...
>Is it so bad that i dont know how many different dicks ive had in my ass but I'd estimate it to be roughly 75-100?
Is the movie The Human Condition? It would make sense that you'd take a break during that one seeing as how it's nine hours long.
I found a nice squishy boy butt back there
it is that one yes. i am maybe half way through
the human condition
Thats kinda gross man.
I couldnt love someone if I wasnt their first. I dont like the thought of them being fucked out of their mind silly during a time when I was alone.
Beast and fur are very different things. Fur is basically cartoon humans with some animal features.
Beastiality is literal animals.
Aka furry is much closer to yaoi than beastiality.
Yeah, it's definitely worth taking a break with that one. It's a fantastic film, but god damn is it an endurance test.
Obviously i wouldn't tell my partner how many I've had sex with. But it's pretty messed up that you only like virgins lol. Much more messed up than me taking all the dicks imo.
Anthropomorphism is applying human characteristics to none human things. So it's still closer to bestiality than Japan's weirdo cartoon porn.
If someone never told me about the people they had sex with and we eventually did and I found out, I would probably cut their throat. They ruined my life so ill just take theirs.
its pretty good. it very well written and keeps me interested entirely without getting bored.
its been tough because ive had a few days where i dont have a real chance to sit and watch it. it needs a lot of attention
Naw, but I'd let him fug me :3
what made you want to watch it?
Bestiality is the BEST iality! HAHAHA YOU SEE WHAT I DID JUST THERE, BEST, LIKE BESTIALITY, ITS FUNNY, BECAUSE ITS THE SAME FIRST FOUR LETTERS, BEST!!!!!!!!!! XXDXDXDDDXDD
Ok, I'm done, just had to get that out of my system.
I would like to roll my eyes at you over the internet, but I dont have a proper file for that.
fool suggested i check it out after i was talking about some Japanese films and directors
That wasn't as edgy as the post before though.
are you watching at as 1 long movie or as the three separate ones?
How am I supposed to feel towards this?
Mmm srry. I try my hardest not to be degenerate, but then it's just there and it smacks me across the face BAM! im still degenerate.
>*Feels like Shadow the Hedgehog and Seperoth towards your post*
about 4 i think. its just taking me an even longer time to watch it because this and that keep me from watching it every night
All these threads do for me anymore is remind me how lonely and boyfriendless I am..
Se you're going with Amal and Sharky then?
Me too, but elsewhere I eventually do anyway except with less porn to distract me.
But I want someone to love and be my reason to live and be happy. (and have buttsex with)
Good luck with that
Well it DOES shaft me in the ass quite a bit..
Arent you 22?
And what kind of hotel has an age limit, wtf?
America will always love you
You should sleep with him to make him feel better, nibi
What? Some kind of precaution against drunken gay sex that usually permeates fur cons at the late hours?
Someone probably got busted before.
Fat, hairy, oily nerd-fests are hardly what I would describe as "interesting".
of course it does. sounds grody to the max
thats super grody. like maximum overgrode
I dont have good stories to tell, and it would we fucking weird meeting a group of you.
>Fat, ugly ass, old balding men think they have a shot with you.
Will you date me and love me and ill love you and have buttsex with you (im vers so you can have whatever position you want) and we'll both be each other's reasons to live and we'll both be happy? I want a boyfriend im sick of being alone.
This was grindr/hornet.
Bad choices were made. Better to be alone.
Hello Frank, how's them nigger riots in the freedom to chimp out lands?
My whole life is a cringe story, I think there's enough in stock, sorry dont need anymore.
Sounds like a plan, to bad your probably miles away or something.
It's so weird. I've never been actively pursued by a chick. Only fat black girls do this. I've always had to be the one to make the first move.
Sounds pretty bad
Weed's legal in Colorado so there's no black lives matter protests here
Yep, figures, such is life it seems.
Yeah, im never going to lose the v-card. Oh well, amirite?
Everyone does that throughout their lives. If you said projectile vomited all over a mother and her child then that would be some pretty good cringe.
Its so tasty thou!
guys always have to make the first move. it's so women can tease like whores and have right to be offended over anything.
Just doing some PC games before i goto the gym.
It's terrible. Feels terrible. Makes you feel terrible.
I don't drink. I've only ever drank... Five times? Not familiar with how that works.
Sounds like personal experience
Did you miss or did you just feel like it and didnt?
I'm just doing some tutorials in game maker
I didnt drink much in HS, so one day I decided to with friends and they let me hold the vodka bottle, so I just kept drinking till I was throwing up, got kicked out, cops called, tackled by police when I didnt get down fast enough, dragged me to car, turned to him, and just threw up
lots of ways relly
I think it's a cultural thing. Could be that no one chases on them naturally so they actively chase.
Can I pawn off this curse to you?
I'm used to having to make the first move with women. It's just that fat black chicks ignore this social grace
You got tackled by cops because you were holding a dangerous vodka bottle?
ohhh i think the second is more likely. those poor chunky nigs
nono, they were shining their lights at me in the drive way and was like "(VILLAGE) POLICE GET DOWN" and im trying to get on my knee but im all wobbly and ive got one kneed down when I get full blown tackled
I'm going to head out now see you soonish.
what do you expect from monkeys?
Laying in bed with Snarf
He has work, and I'm restless
>guys always have to make the first move. it's so women can tease like whores and have right to be offended over anything.
Its true, its why I stopped dating girls and being cheated on.
Not if you grew up on it and feed lies.
Plus cheap tasty death
Did they think you were a nigger?
I've been looking at playing it, what's it like?
AM I BEING DETAINED?
Just get juice or milk.
If you like it play with me instead since I'm cooler.
goodnight you duderolies