Should I kill myself?

>>705082528
probably

we all should

>>705082528
no

>>705082528
To that question to anyone who frequents this site...yes...we all need to be dead.

>>705082528
no guy don't do it
just distract yourself with vidya and maybe try liftan

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>>705082528
Naw

If you have to ask you'll never know

If you do, at least take some niggers with you.

OP here. What keeps you guys from doing it?

>>705082528
What'a wrong Sadeyes?

>>705082821
Sometimes you just gotta suck it up man

>>705082528
No, join the some group and go to Africa or some other destitute shithole. Help people, maybe meet people you'll like. And if that doesn't work you can probably pick up some insane disease that will kill you.

Take some faggots and niggers with you, shoot up a uni, a protest, any place cramped with people ffs just make some corpses

>>705082604
THIS

>>705082897
I just don´t have a reason to continue man

>>705083136
80y time o be alive if lucky
infinity to be dead
stfu

If you are seriously wasting time asking if you should kill yourself and then seeking help on 4chan asking Anons how we keep ourselves from doing it, you probably should just kill yourself. I'm going to bet you are going through some petty b.s. drama and you can't physically handle it. You make us weaker as a species and shouldn't procreate. Either kill yourself, or stop getting vaccinated, or taking any medicine and let mother nature do her job.

>>705083039
This.
Or switch the fridge off before you top yourself, so it leaks all over the place and all the food goes off.

>>705082528

Yes.

>>705083136
Of course you do bro.

watch porn and tell it in your heart

femanon here, i think ur cute

>>705082528
You wouldnt feel so down if you had a poster or a flag on that big wall behind you

>>705082528
No. Death comes soon enough. No need to rush what awaits us all. Live while you can.

>>705083718
OP here.
Grant me one last wish before I go?
Tits or GTFO?

>>705083718
OP HERE

pls can u show me ur tits?

>>705083883
don´t impersonate me

>>705083718
OP here, I just want attention because in the real world I'm a social outcast. Suicide threats are my only way to have people recognize me

>>705083136
lol just do whatever you want then. If you really dont care to die then you might as well do the shit you never had the guts to do.Like do some awesome drugs or ask out a girl. Worst case she says no, a no isnt worse than death.
So just get a hooker, spend all your money, or play video games all day fuck responsibilities.

>>705084043
Stop stalling and show us your tits femanon.

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>>705082528
Suicide is not a joke

>>705084100
I am kinda a social outcast but it doesn´t really bother me all that much. I have 2 friends who think that they are close to me but they know like half of me. I just don't feel any reason to live.

>>705084406
Then do it. Stop talking and do it. Either 1. You are an attention seeking faggot or 2. You are serious.
If 1: fuck off you faggot
2: seek help or do it
Stop talking about it either way

>>705084343
I´m European, FBI can't act legally against me

>>705084406
They sound like pretty shitty friends OP.
They don't care about you like anon cares about you.

>>705084626
efbiaj

>>705084626
Interpol nigger

>>705084697
I can tell that they care, but they don´t know me. If I told them everything about myself, I don´t think we would talk anymore

>>705084343
The FBI deals with suicidal individuals? I didn't know that...

OP, why would you tell us you're going to kill yourself? I doubt 4chan cares about helping their users, which only leaves the anons.

/b/ is basically composed of sociopaths, and edgy fucklords who have nothing better to do with their day. Oh, and white knights.

Don't fucking kill yourself, jeez.

Most methods are extremely painful and the others are somewhat hard to obtain. Go get help OP, seriously. Call a suicide helpline, they'll get you into therapy and help you work out whatever you're going through.

4chan is the worst fucking place to get empathy.

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>>705084626
Whoosh

>>705082528
Nigga, you gotta Zach Morris haircut.. fucking die already.

>>705084626
Fine, we'll send Team Murica then, coming to fuck up your mother fucking day, yea!

>>705082528
you need to decorate your room a little

>>705084828
Yea, yea. anon cares but we didn't ask for your fucking life story.

>>705085006
we just moved, working on it

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>>705084836
Erm, basement dweller reporting in.

>>705085131
moving is good when ur depressed. I generally hopped continents when it got bad.

>>705084836
>Oh, and white knights.
Fucking fag talking about yourself in the 3rd person.

>>705084406
>>705084249

>>705082528
No man, leif's worth living.

>>705085131
I thought you was an hero, not a fucking painter decorator.

>>705082528
No, arent you afraid of death?
Actually thats my worse fear, enhoy your life kiddo try to look at the brigth side of life, if you could come to Peru being that white youll get tons of chicks

>>705085193
This is me.

>>705085535
Bags are packed, meet me at the airport at 7.30 tomorrow when my plane lands.
I'll need a place to stay, WITH CLEAN BED SHEETS PLEASE!

I think my problem is I don´t know how to talk to people. how do I talk to people?

>>705082528
>Should I kill myself?

Yes. Because you're a FAGGOT.

>>705085812
Use your words anon.

>>705085808
Done, I have a spare bedroom in my house, Im actually going to Uni so I would present you and you could meet some chicks plus alcohol is really cheap, a bottle of rum is 8 US dollars lol, I can realte my lastname is danish

>>705085193
This is actually a living room, but sure. Please k-Er, sodomize yourself.

> Telling someone to kill themselves while criticizing anons for a lack of empathy.
> tfw

>>705086097
Top anon,
Right so you know it's me, I'll print off a pic of OP.
Then what I'll do is ram it up my ass.
Then when you see someone in leaving the airport walking like they have a pic of OP rammed up their shitbox , you'll know it's me.

DO IT !!!!! NO BALLS

>>705086123
You're either a lot smarter than me or completely autistic.
Either way I have no clue what you just said, nigger.

>>705082604
underrated post

>>705086898
No it's not look it got rated. >>705083070
The chan doesn't have a voteing system, you just either agree or call them a faggot and state your case.
Last thing we need is a bunch of autists yelling here here like it's a your mother will die post.
The place will end up like the fucking house of commons.

>>705085303
Not hiding morals -> White Knight

Suuuuuuure. You have morals, just the same as me. The only difference between the two of us, is I don't feel the insatiable desire to be as edgy as possible. I don't be the biggest dick imaginable because I have total anonymity to hide behind.

My definition of White Knight, is random guy defending a girl who doesn't deserve or need it. I wouldn't call myself a White Knight.

>>705086665
Take a metal rod, preferably one covered in rust, lie down on your back, spread your legs, and force that rod into your ass. Done? Excellent, now take a hammer and keep hitting it until it's no longer visible.

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mfw when 4chan used to tell people they should kill themselves instead of arguing

>>705087533
>Gay for OP.
That's exactly what I said but I didn't have to write a novel about it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h26qLZYoWOQ

no you have a pretty face
go fuck some women with ur sick genes

Get a haircut, get rid of the acne and work out.

>>705086665
That word is disgusting, and I'm not surprised that you use it. I admit towards having a preference towards my own race. But that's true for every race. That said, I don't insult other races and I don't believe they're trash, unlike most of the users on here.

>>705087849
Once more making an implication. I'm not gay, but I don't care if someone is. Stereotypical gay? Annoying as hell, but that's it. Lesbians? Fetish.

I'm not even going to watch that video, because I know it'll be some insulting bullshit.

>>705087716
Okay, but usually when I do this I leave a little bit hanging out and go do shoulderstands in the rain.
If you're lucky lightning happens.
I was picking cum cheese out of my left nostril for like 3 weeks after that. Fuck knows how I got such a direct hit on just one nostril but shit was cash.

>>705088363
>Doesn't watch video just in case he is offended.
Back to tumbla faggot.

>>705088883
Shit off by 5, that would of caused a shitstorm if that post got quints.
Lets have a look which faggot did?
>>705088888

>>705082528
Brother, there are worse things to do than killing yourself. Like getting caught cashing a forged czech.

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>>705082528
Don't.

>>705089499
make a mess

>>705088363
Omar Mateen wasn't gay either?
I like how a load of Muslim sympathisers have made their way here since that twitter poll was raided.

>>705087905
Shit this >>705089652 was meant for you.
I'm a bit drunk, got mixed up with which faggot I was shitposting to.

>>705082528
No. Find a white girl and make white babies

>>705089622
Kek.

>>705082816
kekekekek

>>705082821
op you gotta keep finding something to hold onto, no matter how stupid it may seem.

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>>705082528
No...just go and play this game http://ulaffulose.com/pong/life/
and laugh off your trouble thoughts.

>>705090279
Nobody's gonna click that link nigga.

>>705088883
I haven't and never will use Tumblr or any other social media site. It's fake and retarded. I don't need hundreds of fake friends, when I have a small circle of very close ones. xP

Fag? Sorry, but no. I just can't deal with the dick. Too masculine.

>>705089856
They're both me actually. xP

>>705082528
dont be a google

>>705082528
No, you're white, we need you here

>>705089652
I don't sympathize with Muslims. I think it's retarded to bring in refugees when there is no way to do any form of background check. Just look at what happened in France. :/

>>705090844
>Like a faggot seeking missile.

Become a born again

>>705090955
>>705090922
>>705090844
damn google

>>705082528
no, you're fine

>>705090955
Hitler did nothing wrong.

>>705090990
Yeeeeeah, still not a faggot... Unless you're calling me a meatball and in that case. Yep, I am a meatball in a plate of spaghetti or a meatball on a meatball sandwich. Mmmm, meatball sandwich.

>>705090665
as a fellow human being, every life is worth saving.

Tää ei ole ylilauta joten mene vittuun

>>705091059
God I hate people like you, you should kill yourself aswell

Let's do it together. The bleach is on me.

>>705090761
Well you can't stay here newfriend. You stick out like a saw thumb, maybe 9gag would be more catering to your faggotry?

>>705082528
Well your life is meaningless, yes
But have you tried assigning it meaning? I don't mean religion or some higher purpose to serve humanity bullshit, have you ever been in love with someone? The fact that you could have been a part of something so beautiful, and that someone could have seen so much value in you, should be enough to believe in yourself, no?

>>705091135
From your twisted PoV? Sure. From the majority of the civilized world? Yes he did something very wrong.

The funny thing is, if Hitler hadn't gone insane, there's a chance he could have won. You joke about it, but things would be much different, and most likely not for the better.

>>705082528
No, my best friend Matt did, and he thought it would make everything better. But what he didn't think was how many lives he would impact. I think about Matt every day of my life, and sometimes I break down crying because I was there for him. My girlfriend is in the same boat, along with his 6 other friends. I've watch my friend group slowly start to become more depressed, and suicidal because of his actions. My closest friend atm Robert bought a gun, and went on skype asking "Should I end it right now, so I can see Matt again?". So no, No you shouldn't. Not out of your own selfish wants, people do care about you. You have someone even if you believe you have no friends, and that's someone that you can impact for the rest of their lives.

>>705091491
Still not a faggot... Unless you mean a meatb- Oh wait, I already did this.

Er, fuck you?

>>705091313
But not every link is worth clicking.
In fact, some of the best websites I found on /b/.
Click away homeboi.

>>705091287
>spaghetti
Just gave yourself away faggot.

>>705091396
I like to use a tea spoon at a time. That way you can really savour the burn.

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Yes no hesitation

I'm not going to say yes or no..

But you are on /b/

The majority population on /b/ is 14-17 years old..
Someone posted a poll here last week and the post had a couple hundred replies so the post stayed on the main page for somewhere near an hour so the poll had a lot of replies..

I don't think enough people understand that.

I've been in 4 discords over the last 6 months that I found here and every single fucking time it's 14-17 year old kids posting gore pictures in a discord talking about dreading going to middle school or high school tomorrow.

Part of your question census isn't even old enough to have their drivers license..

and you are going to ask them if life is worth living..

Do you understand how silly that is..

I'm assuming that you yourself aren't 15.

I'm in my 20s and I'll tell you life is fucking amazing,.. met my "now-wife" at 17.. got married after 3 years of being together.

I make a good bit of money and bought myself a badass computer rig.

Life is great if you make it great..

but if you are stupid enough to ask a bunch of 14 year old kids if you should kill yourself..

then you probably should.. to save the rest of the normal.. happy population of the world from ever having to meet the kind of person that asks anonymous 14 year olds if he should kill himself.

Get a fucking clue dude.. /b/ used to be full of 20-30 year old people that kind of understood how the world works.

Now it's a bunch of preteen kids..

The sole reason I click my /b/ bookmark still once or twice a week is to scan through and find these embarrassing ass suicide posts and educate.

I'm sure as hell into creepy as furry porn.. or this nasty loli shit where people are into drawn 4 year olds..

If the world was a brewing batch of Steak Sauce../b/ would be the nasty shit that floats to the bottom that get's strained out and thrown out at the end.

>>705082528
No, don't do it. This wrong! Stop it! No, don't do it! You are a virgin.

>>705082528
Nope

>>705092071
hey dude link the discord servers

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>>705091492
You remind me of this little blob of cum.

>>705092071
I came back to /b/ about a month ago after about 4 years and I've been pretty disappointed with the content, this however is probably one of the better posts I have seen so far, and it's all true. Hats off to you, anon.

>>705082528
Kill youself

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Just distract yourself with memes and vidya.

>>705091530
But whilst Germany had a water shortage and every drop was needed for the troops on the front line.
I mean commuters were literally dropping dead on trains due to dehydration.
Yet he still made it a priority for the poor Jews who had to leave their home and flee the war to have civilized amenities such as clothes, a place to live and daily showers.

>>705082604
/thread

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>>705082821

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>>705091614
>Er, fuck you?
I find this sort of language offensive.
I you have to use this type of word or phrase, please use the f***ing Asterix key.
Much appreciated for your compliance faggot.

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>>705082528

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>>705091854
Suuuuure. Have some spaghetti and shut the fuck up. Ignore the fact that it looks like shit.

>>705082528
I doubt this is real, but Nope.

I am old as fuck and can tell you with certainty that ages 16 to 25 are the toughest years.

In my experience, everything gets way better if you keep scrapping

>>705092071
Wow. Best post I've seen today. Kudos.

>>705092907
Yeeeah, okay. You neglected to mention that those showers usually involved nerve gas.

>>705093496
Once more, not a faggot and fuck* you. Better? Oh wait, *fuck you. Argh, too much hassle. Fuck you.

>>705093798
Yea right, as if Hitler would waste his good nerve gas on the fucking Jews.

>>705082528
You should clean your room you lazy faggot

>>705084913
AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!

>>705094348
I can't recall the name off the top of my head, but it was bug spray. The pain was horrific, and they took a long ass time to die.

>>705093905
I appreciate you trying, that's the main thing.
Thank you faggot.
  ▲
▲ ▲
I made this for you because you're beautiful.

>>705084249
*Cringe*

>>705083718
OP here
Pls show me your meat curtains

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>>705094563
>bug spray.
Yea, that's what I'd use.

>>705094622
R-Really? I... Oh wait... You failed. You call that a triforce? F*ck you.

>>705092071
You got married at 20? You're in for a world of hurt, buddy.

Rest of your post, can confirm. In my 30s and been here since 2005, everyone here is under 18 now.

>>705084626
the Batman.

>>705094868
The chances of it been Lady Gaga are pretty slim anon.

>>705094967
> Poking fun at the Holocaust
> Edgy achievement get
> Nothing was gained
> tfw

>>705082821
Family, the only reason I haven't an hero many times is that I don't want to hurt my family :|...

We are all dead OP.

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Do it faggot just fucking do it pice of shit

>>705095074
Well, I'm 19, but yeah, for the most part it's filled with under 18y/o.
I'm curious, was /b/ always filled with people who pretended not to have morals, and always try to be edgy?

>>705095074
41 year old, happily married for 18 years in the house

>>705082528
ANON - my best friend committed suicide 3 days ago. Everyone is really hurting & didn't realize how sick he was from depression. Please DON'T do it. No matter if you think people wont care, trust me, THEY WILL. Go get help NOW!

>>705082821
I ain't no bitch

>>705095074
We've been together for almost 8 years in total.
My wife and I are great.. don't you worry about that..

Other people having crappy marriages does nothing but motivate us to make ours more powerful..

Between us we each have enough money to buy whatever we want..

Life's good baby

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>>705095065
Look what you fucking did!

>>705095350
Not really, no. /b/ used to be more about just shooting the shit and posting funny shit. Go look up some old memes. They weren't forced, edgy bullshit, they were pretty... I guess, innocent, would be the word, by today's standards.

We would make jokes, of course, but it was just that: jokes. Now, we're inundated with faggots who are legitimately racist, kids trying to be edgy to fit in (which has, ironically, usurped the norm), and actual homosexuals who seem to forget that we used to post traps to gross each other out. That's why they're called traps, because they look like girls, then have a nasty surprise that you didn't want to see.

People who say /b/ was always the same have simply not been here very long.

>>705095074
>>705095350
26 fag here and I've most of the shitposting in this thread.
Obviously not the general hive mind that OP should top himself but the "edgy" one abit further down.
Sorry to burst your bubble guys but it's mostly just 1 drunken britfag who's got the day off work.

>>705082528
go outside faggot, get some vita D and amphetamine

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>>705095186
That's not true!
I won this bread.

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>>705084343
Your opened tabs
>/mlp/
>How to take a screenshot
>Reddit
>9gag
>and male feminism
>fucking male feminism
>are you a white knight or some shit
>you should not be reporting suicide
>you should fucking kill yourself

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>>705097363

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>>705097510

>>705095597
GIVE ME A TRIFORCE!

>>705096885
No... You stole it. I was wondering where that went.

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>>705097757
Nope, wasn't me. Honest.

>>705095814
Yeah, I figured. After browsing /b/ over the past few weeks, I've noticed that the majority of the user base is full of cancer an toxicity. Well, that sucks. :/

>>705097935
Sure it wasn't.
What episode is that? I've only seen seasons 1-5 and 14.

>>705097363
>Being this retarded

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>>705097631
Get your fucking own.

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>>705098410
>MLP fan detected.

>>705097631
>>705098554
Fine you can have one really, share the wealth and all that. Here you go faggot.

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>>705099200
...Make it look nice.

>>705099357
Kek, yes master.

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>>705099972
Better, but not yet perfection.

>>705082528
you'll get in hell if you do it

>>705100080
Ask me how many shits I give, go on ask me?

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>>705100138
Not if he converts to mudslime, and takes 7 niggers with him.
He'll get lots of virgins then.

>>705100289
> Ask me how many shits I give, go on ask me?
How many shits do you give? You better fucking not say 0, or we're through anon and I'll be keeping the f*cking house.

eh not today

>>705100637
But I thought we was in an honest relationship. /b/ is our safe space remember?

>>705100847
Ugh, fine. The triforce is shit anyway.

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>>705101035
Talking to yourself is unhealthy. Would you like me to help you find the nearest mental care facility?

>>705101158
No it's OK, they said I could leave as long as I'm back before the street lights come on.

>>705082528
kill yourself and make a thread about your experiences.

with quints.

>>705101396
Fair enough, just make sure you get home.

>>705101537
OK, Daddy. I promise I won't be late again.

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Right see you faggots in the next thread I decide to shitpost in. I gotta go walk and feed my dog.

>>705101766
I forget, did I have a son or daughter... Eh, doesn't matter. BACK IN YOUR CAGE!

>>705082821
I have regular vagina. I have a lot of unspent money. I can buy most things I want or am on the path to a carer in which I will be able to get those things. I haven't beat Emerald Weapon in Final Fantasy 7 yet. Lots of video games I want to beat. My parents are pretty decent folk. I have friends, though not many, reliable and sincere nonetheless. I have goals, and with my current circumstances, hope.

I think about it all the time though. I've been in nonstop pain since about January from a herniated disk. Told it might take years to heal, not bad enough for surgery. I don't want to get addicted to pills, so I rarely ever use them. I work night shift and it's easy to get depressed working 60+hours a week in solitude with nothing but computers and your own thoughts. Generally disconnected from society due to a mere schedule difference. I fight with my wife more often than I feel is normal because of it. I feel generally underappreciated. Life in general is pretty shit if you really stop to think about it, but it's the things above you have to focus on to have the strength to go on.

Basically what I'm saying is do it because there's no chance in hell your sorry ass could be half the stoic man I am; and since you needed confirmation of your cowardice you'll die a pussy. Man up and do it or harden the fuck up and get on with life homo.

>>705082528
>Should I kill myself?

no. Thats a cop out. Man up and face life like the rest of us have to.

yeah, probably

how do you kill yourself so its painless, looks like an accident, and there is no evidence to show it?

>>705102479
>there's no chance in hell your sorry ass could be half the stoic man I am
I found your post interesting until this piece of arrogant autism. Only truly pathetic faggots actually feel superior in the fact that they are "hardened" or whatever the fuck. Sounds like you have a good life and are just being a bitch

>>705102760
I find myself thinking that often. But suicide destroys families, so... It would have to look like an accident and I hate pain.