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You know what to do. Get me laid /b/.

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You know what to do. Get me laid /b/.
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Come on guys, she's waiting...
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Had to reply with something. I've got no game /b/, help me out.
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Send nudes
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Fuck me in the ass pls
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send duck pic
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>>705056925
topkek
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Listen, I've been meaning to tell you something....I want you inside me....
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The last girl I had sex with cried. I told my sister to stop!
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>>705057243
roll
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>>705055489
Girl you're hot as fuck, you know that?
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Send this pic? Damn op, idk
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I would appreciate some nudes ;)
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>>705057243
check'em
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Keep this going guys...
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>>705057464
Check out these 2 same numbers
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>>705057464
this
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>>705057430
this
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>>705057555
or 3....... that is suffice
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>>705057577
Check'em
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Ask her if she was touched by a dirty sand nigger Muslim
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>>705057577
winrar
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>>705057577
>>705057464
>>705057430
this is why you never get girlfriends
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>>705057464
roll
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>>705057464
Do it op.... and I will love you
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>>705057699
>>705057577
well shiet
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so real quick. I don't pullout or wear condoms is that ok?
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>>705057718
But...... I'm married with a pregnant wife :)
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>>705057756
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>>705057944
And she never speaks to you again. /thread
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>>705057831
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>>705057833
Ooohhh... unexpected dubs you can use
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>>705057831
And ggwp no re
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lol she going to send her brother or EX Bf to kick your ass
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All you fucking gold digging whores make me sick.
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You ruined it you replied to much faggot
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I will put my dick in your hot tub.....
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>>705058169
Gifts are for people who give. Show me that body girl
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Tell her your soul is screaming for nudes
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>>705057833
Do this now
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>>705058333
dem trips tho
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>>705058333
winrar
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>>705058399
Dem dubs though
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>>705058333
>>705058399
shieet
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>>705058382
Would it bother you that I'm partially circumcised?
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>>705058169
Not sure about the hot tub but I can definitely install something. Like the
ol' pee in the vagee. Nadda mean?
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How do you feel about rape? Either way I'm not giving you a choice
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>>705058472
Dem singles tho
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You're not really helping me get laid...
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>>705058569
Kek
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I have to sneak out without my old lady hearing
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>>705058618

Yes, there was really a question that you had the potential to get laid.
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>>705058618
Just messin around about the pregnant wife thing but srs, I want to has sex on you.
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>>705058677
Gg. Checked
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>>705058677
Gg. Checked kek
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YOU NEED A SAVE
"My friend took my phone haha"
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Can you express ship me some bleach?
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>>705058760
She doesn't have to find out.
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Look, if you're not gonna send noodz, no biggie. I've still got my hand and a bottle of lotion. Your call.
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>>705058760
Well she was pregnant but I punched her a couple times so I don't think it's as big a deal anymore
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JUST SEND ME TITS YOU SEXY FUCK
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kfc manager
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>>705058760
Tell her "if you haven't realized it yet, you'll be my pregnant wife
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Yes! Your friends took your phone! Don't let this be a check mate
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>>705058760
All I want is you. Let me come over and defile you
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>>705058760
Lol, mate, I'm just kidding. I'm not married and don't have a baby on the way, but you and I could change that. I've always loved the smell of fresh pussy in the morning
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i want to laugh but jesus fucking christ OP you had that shit in the bag and you let these dipshits ruin it
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I need a pre game warm up tho, i need to see those tits and that ass spread wide
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>>705058889
So what? I had 3 last year and none of those girls gave me this much trouble. Noodz?
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>>705058966
winrar
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you are gay and fake and i hate you
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>>705058889
Say you want to cover her in green paint and spank her like a disobedient avocado
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OP listen closely.

Take the highroad here. Tell her you've loved her for *insert sufficient time* and tell her you want that FUCKING NUDE DAMMIT
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>>705058936
Genius
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>>705055489
facebookdotcomslashkavcake00
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I believe in you
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>>705059051
>>705058966
Here are your 6 gets. Send this, and quit sending so many messages u sperg
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show me your tits
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>>705059061
We must get that to win.
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im sorry but a bunch of people on 4chan are telling me what to say
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>>705059066
Nice
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>>705059205
I hope bruhhh.need some tot kek
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im a lowlife who hangs on 4chan all day and lets a bunch of 12 years old on the internet decide what i should type to you
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>>705059066
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ask her who anon is
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>>705059335
I'm 12 and a half thank you
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>>705059281
winrar?
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>>705059066
She cropped out her boyfriend lmao
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I produce music.
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>>705059281
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"estaba bromeando chava vamonos de fiesta y pago motel"
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Say "if I had a two quarters to give to the most beautiful girls in the world, id give one to you, and the other to our daughter."
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>>705059576
Can someone translate this moontalk
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>>705059335
How most of us look
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>>705059597
Smooth ass operator, rollin for this
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Show me tits
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>>705059576
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>>705059673
At least you cut your losses
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Good job op you faggot
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>>705057944
>>705058020
>>705058169
GREAT FUCK
>>705058333
>>705058382
>>705058618
SHIT FUCK ABORT
>>705058760
FUCK ME WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
>>705058889
>>705059051
>>705059482
>>705059673
>nigga stop I can't
>you could have stopped and had it all
>why
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Say *youre
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>>705059673
Accurate.
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The mission is a fail
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Damn you guys suck. What am I going to say to her when I see her in college next week?
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>>705059824
This anon
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Squidward you simpleton give me the secret formula
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>>705059856
no clue but man you got balls of steel
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>>705059856
Screenshot thread to save face
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>>705059790
Right? I honestly would have been more amused to see him succeed.
I guess after... JFC is it a god damn decade now? No, almost 12? Fuck...
Too jaded to humor in failure. Want success now that I'm an adult.
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>>705059856
Just tell her you were drunk or somebody stole your phone, and if she shows you the messages say "well, I do want to fuck you"
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>>705059856
Ask her to check for dubbs
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>>705059824
this
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>>705059856
"I'm going to write a groundbreaking theory on socioeconomics and then I'm gonna shag you bitch"
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>>705059856
Please don't have me arrested
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>>705059856
Pretend like nothing happened. You did nothing wrong

If she was truly down to roll, that defile line woulda made her wanna get it
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>>705059856
>hi jade about Last week... I just got a nice bathtub you down?
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>>705059856
My friends put me up to this, they're gone now. I'm sorry.
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Include me in the screenshot
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>mfw you went to /b/ to ruin your chance
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>>705060083
Wait.

What the shit fuck dick nigger.
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I mean, we could always ruin her Facebook.
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>>705060083
Traitor!
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>>705060083
Your a fucking nigger OP.
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>>705060083
Nigga, like we are not really pretending to make this at least interesting
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>>705060083
Ebin
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>>705060292
totally
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Going to hack your phone now.
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yoo jade here thanks for playing along bros.. good luck finding my facebook too. cheers to u lonely fucks.. and btw - i love my bf very much so dont even try to message me being thirsty on kik
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Can someone like rekt op?
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>>705060726
ur gay
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Include me in the r/4chan post or your mother will get raped by Trayvon Martin.
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>>705060726
fuck outta here
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>>705060083
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no one fucks with /b/...
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You bitch. Yeah you. Put this shite in the goddamn screenshot.
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