You know what to do. Get me laid /b/.

Come on guys, she's waiting...

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Had to reply with something. I've got no game /b/, help me out.

Send nudes

Fuck me in the ass pls

send duck pic

>>705056925
topkek

Listen, I've been meaning to tell you something....I want you inside me....

The last girl I had sex with cried. I told my sister to stop!

>>705057243
roll

>>705055489
Girl you're hot as fuck, you know that?

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Send this pic? Damn op, idk

I would appreciate some nudes ;)

>>705057243
check'em

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Keep this going guys...

>>705057464
Check out these 2 same numbers

>>705057464
this

>>705057430
this

>>705057555
or 3....... that is suffice

>>705057577
Check'em

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Ask her if she was touched by a dirty sand nigger Muslim

>>705057577
winrar

>>705057577
>>705057464
>>705057430
this is why you never get girlfriends

>>705057464
roll

>>705057464
Do it op.... and I will love you

>>705057699
>>705057577
well shiet

so real quick. I don't pullout or wear condoms is that ok?

>>705057718
But...... I'm married with a pregnant wife :)

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>>705057756

>>705057944
And she never speaks to you again. /thread

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>>705057831

>>705057833
Ooohhh... unexpected dubs you can use

>>705057831
And ggwp no re

lol she going to send her brother or EX Bf to kick your ass

All you fucking gold digging whores make me sick.

You ruined it you replied to much faggot

I will put my dick in your hot tub.....

>>705058169
Gifts are for people who give. Show me that body girl

Tell her your soul is screaming for nudes

>>705057833
Do this now

>>705058333
dem trips tho

>>705058333
winrar

>>705058399
Dem dubs though

>>705058333
>>705058399
shieet

>>705058382
Would it bother you that I'm partially circumcised?

>>705058169
Not sure about the hot tub but I can definitely install something. Like the
ol' pee in the vagee. Nadda mean?

How do you feel about rape? Either way I'm not giving you a choice

>>705058472
Dem singles tho

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You're not really helping me get laid...

>>705058569
Kek

I have to sneak out without my old lady hearing

>>705058618

Yes, there was really a question that you had the potential to get laid.

>>705058618
Just messin around about the pregnant wife thing but srs, I want to has sex on you.

>>705058677
Gg. Checked

>>705058677
Gg. Checked kek

YOU NEED A SAVE
"My friend took my phone haha"

Can you express ship me some bleach?

>>705058760
She doesn't have to find out.

Look, if you're not gonna send noodz, no biggie. I've still got my hand and a bottle of lotion. Your call.

>>705058760
Well she was pregnant but I punched her a couple times so I don't think it's as big a deal anymore

JUST SEND ME TITS YOU SEXY FUCK

kfc manager

>>705058760
Tell her "if you haven't realized it yet, you'll be my pregnant wife

Yes! Your friends took your phone! Don't let this be a check mate

>>705058760
All I want is you. Let me come over and defile you

>>705058760
Lol, mate, I'm just kidding. I'm not married and don't have a baby on the way, but you and I could change that. I've always loved the smell of fresh pussy in the morning

i want to laugh but jesus fucking christ OP you had that shit in the bag and you let these dipshits ruin it

I need a pre game warm up tho, i need to see those tits and that ass spread wide

>>705058889
So what? I had 3 last year and none of those girls gave me this much trouble. Noodz?

>>705058966
winrar

you are gay and fake and i hate you

>>705058889
Say you want to cover her in green paint and spank her like a disobedient avocado

OP listen closely.

Take the highroad here. Tell her you've loved her for *insert sufficient time* and tell her you want that FUCKING NUDE DAMMIT

>>705058936
Genius

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>>705055489
facebookdotcomslashkavcake00

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I believe in you

>>705059051
>>705058966
Here are your 6 gets. Send this, and quit sending so many messages u sperg

show me your tits

>>705059061
We must get that to win.

im sorry but a bunch of people on 4chan are telling me what to say

>>705059066
Nice

>>705059205
I hope bruhhh.need some tot kek

im a lowlife who hangs on 4chan all day and lets a bunch of 12 years old on the internet decide what i should type to you

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>>705059066

ask her who anon is

>>705059335
I'm 12 and a half thank you

>>705059281
winrar?

>>705059066
She cropped out her boyfriend lmao

I produce music.

>>705059281

"estaba bromeando chava vamonos de fiesta y pago motel"

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Say "if I had a two quarters to give to the most beautiful girls in the world, id give one to you, and the other to our daughter."

>>705059576
Can someone translate this moontalk

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>>705059335
How most of us look

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>>705059597
Smooth ass operator, rollin for this

Show me tits

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>>705059576

>>705059673
At least you cut your losses

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Good job op you faggot

>>705057944
>>705058020
>>705058169
GREAT FUCK
>>705058333
>>705058382
>>705058618
SHIT FUCK ABORT
>>705058760
FUCK ME WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
>>705058889
>>705059051
>>705059482
>>705059673
>nigga stop I can't
>you could have stopped and had it all
>why

Say *youre

>>705059673
Accurate.

The mission is a fail

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Damn you guys suck. What am I going to say to her when I see her in college next week?

>>705059824
This anon

Squidward you simpleton give me the secret formula

>>705059856
no clue but man you got balls of steel

>>705059856
Screenshot thread to save face

>>705059790
Right? I honestly would have been more amused to see him succeed.
I guess after... JFC is it a god damn decade now? No, almost 12? Fuck...
Too jaded to humor in failure. Want success now that I'm an adult.

>>705059856
Just tell her you were drunk or somebody stole your phone, and if she shows you the messages say "well, I do want to fuck you"

>>705059856
Ask her to check for dubbs

>>705059824
this

>>705059856
"I'm going to write a groundbreaking theory on socioeconomics and then I'm gonna shag you bitch"

>>705059856
Please don't have me arrested

>>705059856
Pretend like nothing happened. You did nothing wrong

If she was truly down to roll, that defile line woulda made her wanna get it

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>>705059856
>hi jade about Last week... I just got a nice bathtub you down?

>>705059856
My friends put me up to this, they're gone now. I'm sorry.

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Include me in the screenshot

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>mfw you went to /b/ to ruin your chance

>>705060083
Wait.

What the shit fuck dick nigger.

I mean, we could always ruin her Facebook.

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>>705060083
Traitor!

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>>705060083
Your a fucking nigger OP.

>>705060083
Nigga, like we are not really pretending to make this at least interesting

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>>705060083
Ebin

>>705060292
totally

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Going to hack your phone now.

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yoo jade here thanks for playing along bros.. good luck finding my facebook too. cheers to u lonely fucks.. and btw - i love my bf very much so dont even try to message me being thirsty on kik

Can someone like rekt op?

>>705060726
ur gay

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Include me in the r/4chan post or your mother will get raped by Trayvon Martin.

>>705060726
fuck outta here

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>>705060083

no one fucks with /b/...

You bitch. Yeah you. Put this shite in the goddamn screenshot.