Waifu claiming thread.
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>>705020543
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
As always
still here
>>705027622
But. For The Greater Good!
THE GREATER GOOD MAN!
>Mfw space commie weebs.
>>705028089
>lewd
>>705027524
Actually, Eru, did you see the video already?
>>705027666
Nou!
>>705028175
>Don't think you're safe just yet
>>705027350
>mama bear
It is you! I've been doing well! work, school and all of that. Yourself?
>>705027451
>plushie
WHOOPS. I've been confused
>>705027524
>eli
Sorry!
Oh that makes sense. Would it trigger you if I call the optics a scope?
>>705027622
>galil
One of the favorite
13 men run after you
>>705028281
It's just 0.5 in my scale.
Goodnight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68GruRH19Lc
>>705028089
Claiming best girl
Morning
>>705028566
Aqua a shit.
>>705028522
Goodnight Love
Claiming Felix
Hello
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>705028089
Claiming her.
Calamity-masu'd
>>705028283
I don't think so, no. But now I'm curious ^^
>>705028322
Same thing kinda, I mean its got a 4x zoom, I'm just really particular on Mags vs Clips.
Claiming best grill. Anyone else have a cold rn?
>>705028686
>>705028362
you call the cops and ask for a restraining order
>>705027313
yes
>>705028683
ive been here a while, just that i usually dont get on around your time or lurk when your on
and this past week ive been off and on
claim
>>705028769
See you tomorrow
>>705028322
But you see, it's all part of my master plan to become to one TRUE Ruseman!
>>705028686
Kitten?
>>705028801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEPEQDNNRMw
I have another of me going home from work, but I'll probably upload that tomorrow or the day after. Don't feel like it today.
>4:40 is a good example of how to scare the crap outta someone/be a total cunt
>>705029015
?
>>705028283
My satanic trips says so!
wait is it that time???
Is it time for....Melon?
>>705029088
Senpai?
>>705029178
Oh, guess it wasn't the same pic without text.
How are you?
Rolling for thread wide trips.
Get them lewds ready.
>>705029344
so worthy of dubs
>>705028801
I know the difference of those for sure. I think movie made people think clips and mags are the same now
>>705028982
Midnight
>>705029088
What's next? Taking over za warudo?
>>705028322
I'm just chilling out on my chair, lurking and watching some videos on Youtube.
So I'm doing great as usual.
>>705028522
I may be late, but goodnight!
>>705029207
It just means you were looking in a mirror!
>>705029344
HOLD
THE
FUCKING
PHONE
Someone other than me watched this show?!
>>705029371
Feeling better?
>>705029523
Yes! I shall become the DIO!
Best fairy
>>705029088
Wew, nice. ^^
>Gotta nyoom fast
>>705029523
Every time I hear people call a clip a mag and vice versa I REEE internally and try not to correct them too hard.
>>705028283
I never feel safe
>>705028522
Good night Shiro
>>705028322
Privyet tovarish
>>705028362
Good thing I have 15+1 rounds of 10mm STRONK
>>705026254 (Homura)
If there is, then he has not told me what it was.
>>705026264 (Deadman Shiro)
Not quite, but he didn't like it when I told him that I don't like any liquid chocolate.
>Basically chocolate milk, hot cocoa, and coffee.
>Ice cream is fine.
>>705026291 (Kirino)
I doubt that.
>>705026897 (Kirby)
I'd rather figure out the details from Syndra himself later.
>>705028855
I'm normally on in the afternoons where I live, so CST.
>Who's your waifu and what time zone are you currently living in?
>>705029510
please dubs for my Akikan
>>705029487
one day
>>705029523
hii shinoa
>>705029733
well this is going well....
>>705029420
Incredibly average, what about you?
>>705029742
Eh, who cares anymore.
>>705029588
Somewhat
>>705029571
Great to hear dude! What have you been up to since the last we talked?
>>705029588
I'll stop you
>
>>705029714
I know the first means thank you. I'm not sure on the second one
>>705029784
Doing good?
>>705029867
It was great just like yours.
Who needs exciting lives when you can have comfort in others.
>>705029788
come on one more....repeating digits for my can of waifu?
>>705029872
you will when you roll it. i was thinking of some warframe after dinner. care to join me?
>>705028448
Still a panty shot.
>>705029879
suuuup
>>705029588
Satan doesn't have a reflection, fool!
>>705030245
Really only rolling for Ruri's lewd.
Eh, sure. Just let me know when you are ready.
>>705028811
Yeah, I got one just a few hours ago
>>705029788
Melon?
>>705029686
>At Dollar General
>Hear one of the employees (covered in "gangsta" tattoos) say he had a .50 caliber desert eagle with "big old clips" and "holla points" but he went to jail for it because it was illegal
I need to stop buying soda there.
>>705030104
Privyet means hello, tovarish means comrade or friend
>>705030361
Koume!
>>705030448
>4 off
Wew lad
>>705030104
I'm nervous. What about you?
>>705030571
yup
Melon-chan from Akikan
gayest anime ever but god damn am I a raging faggot
>>705030448
will do
Jean Kirschtein husbando claim.
>>705030571
Sorry to hear that m8. I'm dying here, I've never had a cold this goddamn bad
Fuck I left the discord
I'm regretting this
>>705029018
Yay.
>>705030571
>REEEE
>"Are you sure you didn't go to jail for being An Faget?"
>>705029720
hikage from senran kagura
>arizona mountain time
>>705030104
Mostly the big move from Washington to Alabama, as far as I'm concerned.
It wasn't really fun waiting for two weeks until I could lurk on here with internet; I didn't have a lot of things to do to kill time.
>>705031025
Forgot pic
>>705029588
>Also watched Akikan.
I had a High-five GIF just for this, but I cannot seem to locate it right now.
>>705029344
>>705029510
>>705029733
>>705029788
>>705030201
Something's telling me that you're the Minami anon from the past few days.
>>705029686
Exactly! But I'm not going to drive like a mad cunt every night like that. Especially since it's getting near the end on the month.
>>705029709
Good, as it should be.
>>705029879
Only somewhat, eh?
>>705030104
SON OF A BEETCH!
>>705030361
When did Satan become a vampire?!
I made an invite for myself just in case but now I can't post please help
>>705031269
Laura I'm sorry for leaving ;-;
Yuno Fucking Gasai
>>705031187
>>705029720
forgot pic
>>705030747
Weird
>>705030954
Mine is just mild headache, dry throat and stuffy nose.
Hope you get better mayne
>>705031120
If I wasnt too autistic and retarded to talk to people I would have gone and shown my GLAWK to see if that was also illegal according to him
>>705031402
That's not really possible is it
>>705029686
But clips and mags are all the same!hi st load it up with ammo and load that to the gun right? :^)
>>705030571
I was wrong lol. Hello to you
>
>>705030685
Don't worry about me. What got you worring?
>>705030954
Whoa there. Been taking vitamin Cs?
>>705031025
Elitist scum
>>705031193
You were up there? Hays the woods like? All them tall trees. Poor you with no way to kill time. Whats the big move for if i may ask?
>>705031269
wow dude
I'm gonna reward you and say yes
I was running with Minami until I remember Melon....terrible move on my part to forget her
fucking good job dude
>>705031302
OOOOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>smug
>>705031302
Yeah, throat is hurting like a bitch now
>>705031603
Yeah. The woods were actually pretty nice to look at. Also, from all that I heard of, it's just because my parents were looking for new jobs. No biggie.
Also, I'm so glad that the waiting is now the past.
>>705031302
Yeah I wouldn't either.
>I tend to drive carefully anyway though.
Kek.
>>705031591
Rockin Dat Glock BOI?! Noice.
>>705031603
YEAH BUT THERE'S A DIFFERENCE. Sure they both load the gun but only one STAYS in the gun and only one feeds into a fixed mag.
>>705031109
Trips
>>705032078
Once a thread
>>705031302
I fear for my safety, someone send help
>>705031591
Is quite possible if its the 3rd World Yuno, Since 1st and 2nd are dead.
>>705031603
I'm trying to catch up with some people I haven't talked to in over 6 months. I really missed them since the first day I bailed but now it's too much. I'm tired of stranding myself
>>705032195
Nah fam. I'll roll as many times as I want.
>>705032078
im ready to go
>>705032160
HNNNNNGGGG post more armpits
>>705032371
Alright, gimme just a minute to log in and use the rest room real quick.
>>705031591
Deagles are sugoi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVV34E061A4
>>705032393
Never seen this before.
>>705032393
I guess this counts
>>705031269
I can honestly say that I have never met anyone else that even knew it existed. It was one of the first animes that I ever actually watched completely.
>>705031694
OH GAWD!
>>705031789
Any way to fix it?
>>705031961
Ya, end of the month quotas coming up for the cops. Don't wanna give em a reason to fuck me over.
>>705032257
Why would you fear for that~?
>>705032393
>>705032497
but WHY?!
>>705032957
Because the nutshack theme is the newest meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7UnW2IE2yk
>>705032663
Do I look like I'm fucking gay? they need to be smooth.
>>705032890
>>705032644
hawt
>>705031889
What's snow like up there? Has to be pretty since I live in southern texas lol. Oh that makes sense. I hope this new job pays well. How's Alabama so far?
>>705031961
They both shoot bullets though
>>705032330
Oooh old friends eh? You want to talk to them but you don't want to tire yourself out huh?
>>705032393
Excuse me?
>>705032782
NIIIIIIIICE
>>705033189
Did I fucking stutter?
Post your waifu's pits so I can masturbate to her you cuck
you better still be lurking homura. goodnight! wait for me to say it back next time hmph.
>>705033189
Snow is actually pretty rare in Washington, even in winter. It's been a solid year since I saw snow, but I lived far from the mountains.
To me, there's nothing too special about Alabama, except that it's warmer than usual, and I have to get used to that.
>>705032782
Not that I know of
All I got is some numbing spray that'll work for about half an hour though
>>705032782
The claws on your cat paws don't incite safety to me
>>705032782
True. Stay safe, don't meme behind the wheel.
>>705033189
Guns shoot boolet. Magazine hold boolet, clip hold boolet but slightly worse. Silly smug.
>>705031400
Then say something in the discord why don't you?
>>705031476
I knew something about her seemed familiar, just couldn't locate it.
>>705032782
Well now you do. Any other odd ones you might want to mention?
>>705031613
You do realize that changing waifus here is frowned upon, right?
>The self-replies kind of made it obvious, plus I was probably the only one paying attention to them.
>>705033189
I'm just afraid they'll think I'm a jerk. Well I am. I left so suddenly because I couldn't stand myself anymore
>>705033891
I can't
>>705033091
Decided to educate myself on that and probably caught cancer from that
>>705034106
I really don't know where this came from.
The joys of the internet.
>>705033189
>Work in a few hours
I dun wanna go. Smugs halp.
>>705033562
Hmmm, sounds like a typical sore throat to me.
>>705033595
Ehhhh? Why not~?
>>705033870
B-But I love to meme behind the wheel!
>>705033891
Hmmm, I'm sure there is. I'd have to go through all my old collections to find them though.I watched a lot of odd off stuff when I first got into anime.
>>705033392
I don't think I can find any pics of shinoa with her pits but this one.Sorry
>
>>705033444
>checked
Really? I would thought the north would have plenty of snow cause you kno, North. Enjoy that heat while it last cause fall and winter are a-coming!
>>705033870
Serious question. What do you mean by slightly worse?
>>705033895
Yo don't say that. Just tell then you're tired. I'm sure they'll understand
>>705034699
I dunno man. Money sounds good to me
>>705035007
Not all of the North have plenty of snow, you know.
Also, I'm eager for the cold weather if more than anything!
nia
>>705034699
Those ones had claws. No scratch me :( am nice bunnie
>I DIDN'T PUT NEW ART ON MY PHONE NIGGER CUNT FAGGOT BITCH
>>705034699
Yeah, it just hurts like a hell
>>705034333
How are you feeling today kirino?
>>705035007
Money is good, but I just don't feel like going today.
>>705035446
The claws will be fine, don't worry about it~
>RIP
>>705035679
alice
>>705035007
I don't wanna be like, guys, I'm back we can be friends again. I just wanna let them know I'm still around and they can talk to me only if they wish too, but most probably won't
>>705035679
I'm feeling fine, thanks for asking Alice. How has your day been?
>>705035685
I guess it's this again then. I have no choice but to accept my fate ;ω;
>>705036014
All you can do is make yourself available to them. I'd it was me, I'd try and find out what happened first before deciding not to talk to you again
>>705036159
Pretty boring. Lying in bed now and probably gonna sleep soonish
>>705036014
akame i feel like your puppy
>>705035007
The cuck actually did it
I'm going to fuck shinoa in your bed while she makes you sleep on the floor.
Does this Felix guy know that he cannot compete with smuggest kitty?
>>705032393
arm pits are great
>>705034699
Meme RESPONSIBLY then. Don't want you drifting into outer space just yet.
>>705035007
IMO the stripper clips were very good for their time, however now-a-days its much much quicker to change mags than it is to load a new clip.
Hello /waifu/!
Nepu claimed.
>>705033392
Why would she smile while insulting her husbando.
>>705035672
All I can suggest is water really. Milk helps immediate soreness, but makes it worse later down the line. So try to avoid a lot of dairy.
>>705036305
Don't worry, it'll all be over by the time you wake~
>>705036677
Haha, I've still got some things to fix before drifts. Bushing and tires namely. And those aren't till after the ignition is fixed.
>>705036305
I'm the one who quit on them
>>705036338
what uh yeah sure you can be that
Satellizer El Bridget
>>705035192
I wouldn't know that. No lie. I don't blame you. Fall is my favorite season
>that pic
>too cute
>needs a blush to it
>>705035685
Aww. Not feeling so well, homie?
>>705036014
Ooooohh! What I usually say is 'i know we haven't talked in a while but I hope you're doing fine and that we can talk again or hang out' let them know you still care
>>705036402
Oh. What if I don't sleep on a bed but a couch?
>>705036560
Cheshy! You're back too! How's my little kitten doing?
>pets the cheshire
>>705036677
Ah. Gotcha. Well technology is advancing. I had to look up stripper clip. That love how that loads in vidya
>>705036881
Ah, yeah that makes sense. Now I need a name for my male space dog in Warframe.
>>705036305
You been in bed all day, or just got in?
Sounds really comfy. You listening to any music?
>>705037116
Lotta fun to play with em, bolt actions are great too. Any ideas for my male space dog's name? ^^
>>705036979
i keep following you around is what i mean I just like talking too you
>>705037116
As you can probably tell, Winter's my favorite. Also, I agree to that, but alas, I've no skill over art.
nepu, nepu, nepu, nepu.
>>705028089
Thanks Kyoubot
>>705034105
I still have no idea why you left when nobody said they disliked you or anything. What happened?
>>705036979
Akame, we all like you, we all want you here. I'm serious. We even wish you would talk to us a bit more. Also, we're all here for you when you need us (and I'm not talking just about the discord, I mean /waifu/ as a whole).
>>705036305
Hey Alice! How are you?
>>705037646
>>705037116
>purrs~
Hello my cute little Shinoa
I've found more pics of my Cheshy
>>705037385
upen
>>705037652
Heyo Rubes
>>705036714
Hello Neptune
>>705036881
That's even more worrying
>>705036979
That's irrelevant. People generally do things for a reason, whether it's a good reason or not is up for discussion. It is worth telling them you're around, they might be fine with it
>>705037208
Just got in bed. I'm listening to nothing, got ear plugs in and just ready to fall asleep
>>705037652
See above. Kind of. These listening to nothing part isn't relevant to the question though
>>705037385
hello nepu
>>705037843
oh you talk to ruby huh
>>705037799
You're not my Cheshire cat
>>705033891
alright, yours is from stratos right?
>>705037296
hey esdeath
>>705037385
nep nep a shit
>>705037116
Because she told you to you to sleep on the floor limp dick.
>>705037116
Can't really tell. Eyes are burning a bit, it's nothing serious. Just kinda... not feeling it.
>>705037137
In the words of one of my old friends. "NAME IT KITTY! Unless it's a kitty, THEN NAME IT TURTLE!"
>>705037843
Shhhh shhh, everything will be okay!
>>705037799
enpu
>>705037843
Hi Alice, how are you?
>>705037952
Hello Esdeath, sup?
>>705037991
Fite me, I'll rekt you m9
Beep boop
>>705037987
What?
Of course I'm not your cat. You don't own me!
>>705038094
>kitty
>>705038217
*fax machine noises*
>>705037991
oh hey your waifu is very wew in that pic nice muscles
>>705038160
going to sleep soon thought id say hi
>>705038217
>nibble
>>705033891
probably a good thing I don't care