I have a female friend that says she masturbates 2-3 times daily. Is that really possible? Beta virgin fag here so I really have no idea. Someone enlighten me.
Old fag here. That seems a bit much for a chick. I'm not saying it's impossible but two times a day is a lot, three is bananas. There are definitely chicks out there with the same sex drives as a 13 year old boy so it is possible. Tell her you can help her with her problem.
I'm damn tempted to try. For some reason she seems show interest. She's open about this kinda stuff with me. We exchange porn and shit.
Sadly I'm not fucking with anyone buddy.
Dude fuck her, she's probably telling you that because she wants to fuck
Yeah but do it subtly, like taking her out for drinks or some shit. Don't make it look like a date, just friends spending an evening together. Get both of you drunk, makes her more accessible and you more confident. She will likely make a move/give out hints, don't be worried to act on them, worst thing that can happen if she rejects you is that you'll have to apologize the day after for being drunk as fuck and not knowing what you were doing, she will likely understand.
Just randomly coming up to her and asking if she wants to fuck is pretty creepy and autistic, she will likely refuse even if she's interested.
this is true, too much stimulation on clitoris is as dangerous to the nerves as nerve gas and will probably kill you if you do it too often..
Should do what I do when I miraculously have a gf. Pretend she has no vagina, just go for that ass at every possible moment. My shortest relationship was a year and a half, and that was one that tricked me into vaginal devilry.
he said he wants to have sex with her, not date her. she will likely feel more comfortable on a non-date and more likely to get drunk.
sorry bro but unironically using the alpha/beta theredpill tier bullshit pretty much inherently means that you're an asocial neckbeard.
My wife almost masturbates daily, helps her relax before taking a nap. She usually texts me about it or tells me when I get home, makes me horny. Usually she is still horny at night, too, if she came 2-3x during the day, her sex drive becomes weaker. So yes, it is possible, and yes, you'll have to fuck her
Used to know this chick who was a total nympho, she was 29. Said she masturbates 4-5 times a day. Showed me her vibrator, i noticed it had lacquered layer wearing off from all the use.
chicks play with thrmselves more than men, some of them.
> has to come to a gore/trap/hentai content delivery service for advice about female masturbatory habits
> makes a dramatic declarative statement about becoming a man today
yep he's going to end up blowing it. pathetic
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Tell her you'd eat her out. I'm sure she's into that.
I screenshotted it wrong. I'm the other guy. Believe it or not though, you're still retarded.
I THINK I AM GOING PLACES MY DUDES she's replying quite slowly tho.
Seriously OP this chick is flirting so obviously it is retarded. Send a pic of your cock to her and break the ice then say "I'm fapping too, we should fap together"
Nice open ended loaded question. OP could have this.
is she actually a fucking retard. why the fuck is she talking like that
I think that by now we are all rooting for you OP and we all feel you have done well in this situation. But I think I speak for the rest of us when I ask, what does she look like? Honestly, it's pure curiosity. You're going to get laid and no matter what, and no matter what we think she looks like, you still win by dipping your wick in that moist meat pocket.
So, what the fuck kinda chick are you dealing with here?? The internet needs to know
tell her that she's autistic nigger, and tomorrow you will fuck her retardation out of her with your penis in her vagina
Post pic btw OP
I used to know a woman who brings a dildo at work, and when she felt horny, she just ran to the bathroom and masturbate. This is true, because her friend told me the same story. Sex crazy.
Had a girl get on my elevator to go 1 floor down, even though it was going 8 floors up. She knew this. She said this. I confirmed this.
She didn't want to wait for the elevator. There is another elevator and the stairs are right there. These people exist.
Shit is not regular. I was with about 20 chicks before I got married and I have a good number of female friends personally and through my wife. 3 times a day is a TON of masturbation for a chick. Almost all women masturbate, the certainly don't all do it that much. 3 times a day is the exception not the norm.
I get requests from time to time, so I know that's bullshit.
>Yfw OP has 2 phones and he's just texting himself.
OP here. Thank you /b/ros for helping me get the courage to get laid. I am speaking to her on the phone atm. Apparently she's actually gonna be home alone in a couple of hours so I'm gonna go over and see what happens. If you stay tuned around this hour tomorrow, I'll try to provide some nudes and I'll dump them. I don't wanna be too cheeky this early. See you tomorrow fags.
She probably doesn't masturbate to orgasm every time. Also she's probably lying. I did meet one woman however that did actually masturbate a lot. She had some pretty serious issues.
WE ARE BECOME SAINTS! WE GET PEOPLE FUCKED!
Have fun OP
> BECAUSE WE BOTH SUCK AT FLIRTING :D
>My face is all red now. Gud jab.
Allow me to translate this for you.
>Stop running your bitch mouth, slam me into a wall, tear off my clothes, and ravage me until I can't stand anymore.
The more you text and less you act, the drier her pussy gets.
Congrats OP, well done /b/tards.
I expect a greentext on my desk this hour tomorrow.
I'm not OP, just a guy that sends a lot of dick pics to girls on facebook. I've nailed a few chicks just by "accidentally" sending them this one on FB messenger. 3 didn't want sex, but they "accidentally" sent me pussy pics to say thanks.
good job anon, godspeed you lucky bastard you
If youre a guy and you have one of them fleshlights or similar toys, you can make yourself cum multiple times a day, sometimes 2 or 3 times within an hour. It is good exercise to build tolerance andbe able to fuck for a long time. But you gotta be careful, if you do it too much you'll end up hurting yourself. Rest for a day or 2 and then start it up again.
tfw grower dick + 6" when hard
Dude most women hate unsolicited dick picks no matter the size and being the type of person to send them unsolicited is unattractive. The odds of finding a size queen who doesnt already have someone she is interested in irl are low
We'll never send cool limp dick pics brother
don't feel bad dude, I'm a grower too. I'm about 8" hard, but literally 3" limp.
The trick for a good photo is, jerk your dick and get hard as fuck, then, when it's just starting to calm down, snap a pic. that way you don't look like you have a baby penis.