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I have a female friend that says she masturbates 2-3 times daily.

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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I have a female friend that says she masturbates 2-3 times daily. Is that really possible? Beta virgin fag here so I really have no idea. Someone enlighten me.
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Yes lol.
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>>704975563
/thread
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>>704975240
No if you inject masturbation more than once daily you will die of an overdose after only 3 days
your female friend is lying
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>>704975240
Ask her if she's down to fuck. Women usually only talk about stuff like this to possible fuck candidates.
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Are you fucking with us OP?
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>>704975240
Old fag here. That seems a bit much for a chick. I'm not saying it's impossible but two times a day is a lot, three is bananas. There are definitely chicks out there with the same sex drives as a 13 year old boy so it is possible. Tell her you can help her with her problem.
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>>704975793
>>704975851
I'm damn tempted to try. For some reason she seems show interest. She's open about this kinda stuff with me. We exchange porn and shit.

>>704975798
Sadly I'm not fucking with anyone buddy.
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Dude fuck her, she's probably telling you that because she wants to fuck
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Tell her your fingers would do a better job, then fuck the shit out of her.

No man is too beta, just fucking go for it. Worst case scenario, she won't talk to you again.
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>>704976067
Well if you aren't kidding I can tell you for sure that it's possible if the girl is horny enough
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>>704975240
>female
>friend
what are you, fucking gay?
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>>704976074
>>704976126
You know what. Fuck it. I'm gonna go for it. This is the day I become a goddamn man.
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Talk about eating out with her. Get tips from her. Say you've never done it before but you'd like to try.
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>>704975240
>possible?
yes
>likely?
no
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>>704975240
I do that and i'm a guy of course a girl could do that
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It's not like they have to regen sperm
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>>704976579
Yeah but do it subtly, like taking her out for drinks or some shit. Don't make it look like a date, just friends spending an evening together. Get both of you drunk, makes her more accessible and you more confident. She will likely make a move/give out hints, don't be worried to act on them, worst thing that can happen if she rejects you is that you'll have to apologize the day after for being drunk as fuck and not knowing what you were doing, she will likely understand.

Just randomly coming up to her and asking if she wants to fuck is pretty creepy and autistic, she will likely refuse even if she's interested.
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>>704976579
post results, godspeed anon
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>>704976579
NOW YOUR A MAN, A MAN MAN MAN
>don't pussy out
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>>704977324
beta as fuck
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>>704975240
> femal friend
> beta virgin
tell her she should show you
or
just fuck her instead
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>>704976579
>inb4 he spills spaghetti
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>>704977324
No op make sure she knows its a date
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>>704977546
spaghetti on his shirt spaghetti spaghetti
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>>704975752
this is true, too much stimulation on clitoris is as dangerous to the nerves as nerve gas and will probably kill you if you do it too often..
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>>704976579
lel trolled
good luck creating mustard gas
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>>704975240
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>>704977677
Should do what I do when I miraculously have a gf. Pretend she has no vagina, just go for that ass at every possible moment. My shortest relationship was a year and a half, and that was one that tricked me into vaginal devilry.
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>>704977562
he said he wants to have sex with her, not date her. she will likely feel more comfortable on a non-date and more likely to get drunk.
>>704977415
sorry bro but unironically using the alpha/beta theredpill tier bullshit pretty much inherently means that you're an asocial neckbeard.
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My wife almost masturbates daily, helps her relax before taking a nap. She usually texts me about it or tells me when I get home, makes me horny. Usually she is still horny at night, too, if she came 2-3x during the day, her sex drive becomes weaker. So yes, it is possible, and yes, you'll have to fuck her
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>>704977415

How's it feel being an autistic retard?
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>>704977971
So you're gay? Aight cool
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I'm doin' it.
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>>704978103
>>704977971
samefag butthurt little bitch
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>>704978180
>>704978155
same here
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>>704978173
Looks good so far. Go for it bro
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>>704976579
Pics or gtfo
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>>704978299
nice shop faggot
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>>704978173
>I'm doin' it.
Pic of her?
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>>704978173
Roll for what you say next?
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>>704978173
>>bastard

Fucking what?
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Used to know this chick who was a total nympho, she was 29. Said she masturbates 4-5 times a day. Showed me her vibrator, i noticed it had lacquered layer wearing off from all the use.

chicks play with thrmselves more than men, some of them.
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>>704976579
> has to come to a gore/trap/hentai content delivery service for advice about female masturbatory habits
> makes a dramatic declarative statement about becoming a man today
yep he's going to end up blowing it. pathetic

Sent from my Android phone
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>>704978740
Maybe he meant "girl" in the "omg gender is a social construct" sort of way.
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tell her you want to see it ;)
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>>704978173
Tell her you'd eat her out. I'm sure she's into that.

Godspeed anon.
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>>704978971
>posts shopped screenshot within a screenshot

that proves nothing
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>>704978980
Tell her your dad would eat her out for like 5 bucks
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>>704979054
>>704978470
good bait attempts are way more lowkey than this
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>>704978173
Go dor it OP. Tell her you can giver her a better experience
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>>704979054

I screenshotted it wrong. I'm the other guy. Believe it or not though, you're still retarded.
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OP got curved thats why hes not replying anymore lulz
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>>704979270
>retarded for knowing OP shouldn't go about it like a date rapist with a chick that's already begging for it.
Aight
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>>704978173
Send pic of rock hard boner

>"say this would work better than masturbation"
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>>704979270
That's an easy fix mr shooper
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I THINK I AM GOING PLACES MY DUDES she's replying quite slowly tho.
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>>704979562
Honestly, do this. It's already obvious that she's interested and a bold move like that will impress her. That is, of course, if you have a big dick
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>>704979767
shes pretty much telling you to fuck her
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>>704979562
>>704979799
Seriously OP this chick is flirting so obviously it is retarded. Send a pic of your cock to her and break the ice then say "I'm fapping too, we should fap together"
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>>704979767
Post pic, Op
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>>704979858
She is, indeed. Be witty, offer tongue.
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>>704975793
Or to people they know don't have the balls to ever ask a woman for anything.
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>>704979981
Yeah and tip your fedora at her while your at it
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>>704979767

This conversation gives me the feeling you are both unattractive as fuck
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>>704980144
That or too hot to care
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>>704979981
Don't be witty, but do offer head. Avoid fancy talk like 'the old lickeroo' for fuck's sake.
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>>704980144
kek'd and check'd
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>>704979767
lel?
lel???

is that a thing out there now?
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>>704976579
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiXaT_1I-vw
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>>704980280
it's from before your time kid
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OP GIVE US PICS OF HER FFS
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>>704979967
good idea. do that op
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>>704975240
Sauce?
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>>704980473
Good meme
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>>704979767
Quit being autistic you fuck! A woman like this will blow your fucking mind
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>>704979767
"I'm going to lance you airborne with my piston thrusts."

Say it.
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>>704980473
Nice open ended loaded question. OP could have this.
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>>704980473
OP is actually going to be successful!
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>>704976067
You need to get on that shit. She wants to fuck you. She is giving you the most obvious signs. You don't even have to try man.
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>>704980473
After her reply only discuss where and when. Don't fall for the trap of continuing a conversation after you got what you want.
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>>704980473
Is she fucking retarded? What the fuck is 'ye ye'?
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>>704976067
maybe ur just the ugly best friend type of guy
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>>704980473
Ask her if she "needs a hand".
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>>704980814
are you retarded?
>OP is this a Midwestern thing or is this guy a shitwad?
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>>704976579
My nigger
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This is so fake lol just look at that iphone text and the lack of pics
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Guys. Look.
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>>704977324
This
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>>704975240
>Beta virgin fag
you weren't kidding
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>>704976579
He honest
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>>704980997
shhhhhh let the virgins have their fun
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>>704981018
well, go over to her place and fuck her jesus christ.
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>>704981018
is she actually a fucking retard. why the fuck is she talking like that
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>>704981018
WHERE
WHEN

These are the only two words you need to say.
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>>704981018
"I've got something you can suck"
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>>704981143
this
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>>704981018
Holy fuck, I had semi success with some extremely fine ladies who used words like this. Eerily similar shit, I bet she's 2fine
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she's fat as hell i'll guarantee that
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>>704981114
I imagine younger girls think that's cute. Nothing beats a tight young teen body, but having to deal with that immature mentality is what keeps my sexual exploits legal.
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I think that by now we are all rooting for you OP and we all feel you have done well in this situation. But I think I speak for the rest of us when I ask, what does she look like? Honestly, it's pure curiosity. You're going to get laid and no matter what, and no matter what we think she looks like, you still win by dipping your wick in that moist meat pocket.

So, what the fuck kinda chick are you dealing with here?? The internet needs to know
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>>704981114
i think theyre beta anime weaboo underage trying too hard to flirt kind of guys
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>>704981018
good job faggot now go get some fucking pussy
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OMFG YOU FUCKING VIRGINS HOW DO YOU NOT SEE THIS FOR THE FAKE SHIT IT IS
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>>704981018
tell her that she's autistic nigger, and tomorrow you will fuck her retardation out of her with your penis in her vagina
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>>704981018
yeah well judging by her way of texting she's probably ugly/fat asf. your call i guess
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>>704981018
Do it bro, shes ready for teh fucking
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>>704981114
me and my bro's talk like that all the time and so do the gals we pined after
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inb4 reply to this post
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>>704981286
> we are all rooting for you OP
i'm not so stfu and don't presume what anyone else here is thinking
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>>704980144
This
Post pic btw OP
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>>704975851
definitely the worst post on this thread

it's not "a lot for a female"

shit is regular
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So we are helping OP lose his V card. /b/ you are all SAINTS!
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Why the fuck haven't you sent a dick pic yet?
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>>704981346
Definitely true. Absolutely no doubt.
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>>704981346
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>>704981296
>>704981284
if she's underage then OP'a probably also underage
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>>704981018
Tell her your getting hard. Send a dickpic or some shit. Keep us updated.
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>>704981309
exactly what i was thinking. she's a major landwhale note op hasn't posted one pic.
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I used to know a woman who brings a dildo at work, and when she felt horny, she just ran to the bathroom and masturbate. This is true, because her friend told me the same story. Sex crazy.
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>>704981479
No one wants dick pics. Ever.
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>>704981479
Don't do this
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>>704981567
only give a dick pic if she asks for it
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>>704981114
Had a girl get on my elevator to go 1 floor down, even though it was going 8 floors up. She knew this. She said this. I confirmed this.

She didn't want to wait for the elevator. There is another elevator and the stairs are right there. These people exist.
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>>704981485
>>704981482
Im serious, you don't have to believe me. But obviously people talk like that
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>>704981629
Why. Just meet up. Stop sending messages and actually do something. Sounds like the type of person that has collected 500 phonenumbers and never uses them?
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>>704978173
"UNUSUAL AS CRAP"
Confirmed 14 year old
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>>704981471
Shit is not regular. I was with about 20 chicks before I got married and I have a good number of female friends personally and through my wife. 3 times a day is a TON of masturbation for a chick. Almost all women masturbate, the certainly don't all do it that much. 3 times a day is the exception not the norm.
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fucking op, go there now lmao
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>>704981018
How old is this chick?. Judging by her ways of talking shes a 13 year old gamer grill
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Is this a cringe thread?
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>>704981567

I get requests from time to time, so I know that's bullshit.
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>>704981456
^ Post a pic
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>>704981471
nevermind, I said that was the worst post before I read the socially inept text screenshots
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>>704981018

send her a pic of your cock
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>>704981786
Ok, I reconsider and change my statement to "only faggots ask for dick pics" then.
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>>704981876
nah send a pic of bulge, not cock yet
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>>704979767
Go ahead anon, she is telling you she wants to fuck you
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>>704979767
Inb4 baka senpai sigoui oppai
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>>704981786
that's a p good dick. send it. at this point it's obvious she wants to have sex with you.
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>Yfw OP has 2 phones and he's just texting himself.
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>>704981018
Any updates OP? How is she pleasing herself?
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op ded
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>>704981143
this op just say that
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Gonna need another update OP
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OP here. Thank you /b/ros for helping me get the courage to get laid. I am speaking to her on the phone atm. Apparently she's actually gonna be home alone in a couple of hours so I'm gonna go over and see what happens. If you stay tuned around this hour tomorrow, I'll try to provide some nudes and I'll dump them. I don't wanna be too cheeky this early. See you tomorrow fags.
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>>704975240
She probably doesn't masturbate to orgasm every time. Also she's probably lying. I did meet one woman however that did actually masturbate a lot. She had some pretty serious issues.
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>>704981309
So, pussy is pussy, nigger
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>>704982466
You still didnt post a pic of her.
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>>704982466
WE ARE BECOME SAINTS! WE GET PEOPLE FUCKED!

Have fun OP
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>>704981018
You don't start a sentence with because nigger!
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>>704981018
> BECAUSE WE BOTH SUCK AT FLIRTING :D
>My face is all red now. Gud jab.

Allow me to translate this for you.

>Stop running your bitch mouth, slam me into a wall, tear off my clothes, and ravage me until I can't stand anymore.

The more you text and less you act, the drier her pussy gets.
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>>704980612
>underrated post
PLEASE ANON post this you autistic fuck
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>>704982466
Congrats OP, well done /b/tards.

I expect a greentext on my desk this hour tomorrow.
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>>704982127

I'm not OP, just a guy that sends a lot of dick pics to girls on facebook. I've nailed a few chicks just by "accidentally" sending them this one on FB messenger. 3 didn't want sex, but they "accidentally" sent me pussy pics to say thanks.
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POST PICS OF HER OP
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>>704982466
When you get there get right to it. Don't let there be time for shit to get awkward or for you to screw anything up.
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>>704982466
good job anon, godspeed you lucky bastard you
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>>704982466
Did OP win?
Also dubs checkd
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>>704976579
>Op was probably awkwardly asking femanon uncomfortable personal questions

>femanon gives a response

>Oh dude fuck yeah she wants my cock

????
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>>704979270
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>>704982759
might try that. you think mine would work?
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>>704982466
U DA REAL MVP
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If youre a guy and you have one of them fleshlights or similar toys, you can make yourself cum multiple times a day, sometimes 2 or 3 times within an hour. It is good exercise to build tolerance andbe able to fuck for a long time. But you gotta be careful, if you do it too much you'll end up hurting yourself. Rest for a day or 2 and then start it up again.
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>>704982466
Noise
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>>704982827
yeh, this. But don't be rude about it either. There will be time for chats later. And if that gets awkward and uncomfortable, hey, who cares, you're no longer a wizard.
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>>704983099
>>704982759

tfw grower dick + 6" when hard
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>>704982466
If you come back tomoz with good news i oficially promote you to a alpha faggot
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>>704983099
Dude most women hate unsolicited dick picks no matter the size and being the type of person to send them unsolicited is unattractive. The odds of finding a size queen who doesnt already have someone she is interested in irl are low
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>>704983375
Nigga are you me? Grower dicks fucking suck aesthetically.
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>>704982466
How big are you OP? And how old is she? Post a pic of her.
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>>704983342

Yah for sure this. Just jump in feet first without opening your autistic shit eating mouth.
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>>704981018
you're in nigga, thanks to us
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>>704982466
HERO
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>>704983675
This. FUUUUUck
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>>704982466
you didn't even fuck her yet and you're already talking about providing nudes to anonymous autists on an internet forum..
Are you twelve? Do you even wanna make it?
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>>704983675

We'll never send cool limp dick pics brother
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>>704982466
Someone save this fucking thread
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>>704982466
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>>704983375

don't feel bad dude, I'm a grower too. I'm about 8" hard, but literally 3" limp.

The trick for a good photo is, jerk your dick and get hard as fuck, then, when it's just starting to calm down, snap a pic. that way you don't look like you have a baby penis.
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>>704983870
you are one ungrateful fuck

some guy is risking a good fuck to get you some OC to fap to and you insult him

shame
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>>704981471

You have been misled.
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>>704983375
that's how it's supposed to be...
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