Waifu claiming thread.
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>>704924858
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Still can't fucking sleep.
End my life fam.
Claiming best girl
>>704937349
Bought it last night and played for few hours. It's quite fun. Very similar to that old bloodline champions, just a lot simpler. Will probably die out after a few months-a year.
8/1 with Cait. My support was amazing though, and my team was a group of high rankers. And the enemy jungler I believe was Challenger.
>I died when he ganked first
>second time we overextended my Soraka healslutted
>Soraka OP as dicks
Claiming Felix
Goodnight.
>>704937919
goodnight.
also going to bed.
>>704937891
What rank are you, or are you playing unraked?
>>704937919
>>704937966
Good night Kyouko, and Kyouko clone. I'm jealous.
>>704937643
Yes, but I also don't/can't take it regularly.
Suika claimu.
>>704938001
Unranked. I choose to stay in b4 because I dont feel like climbing.
>>704938160
Doesn't matter. That's like saying "I take pain medication to get high, but not everyday." You are using drugs for ulterior effects. Well, I don't judge honestly. Just be careful.
Someone pick a number between 1 and 4.
>>704938737
Pi
>>704938796
No decimals allowed
>>704938335
I appreciate your concern and honesty. I really do. My abuse problem is alcohol.
>>704938897
Just drink if you're gonna!
>>704938897
You said a number, that implies any REAL number.
Next time ask for an integer. 3
>>704938977
I'm sure everyone and their grandmother has told you, do not mix sleep aids with alcohol.
Claimed! Arthur Kirkland
>Kitten
It's better than being hot. All you need when it's cold is an excess of blankets.
>Booki
Wait, then why are you going?
>>704938737
ROLLIN!
>>704938880
Rebellion bay it is.
>>704938977
I like to mix it up and if I choose its not a surprise
>>704938979
Next time I will then.
>>704939139
I didnt post the nightcap game. That will happen later.
>>704939139
My dog is being an asshole too
He's down by my feet under my blanket instead of next to my side to keep me warm
>>704939031
Never. Absolutely not.
>>704939229
Dude a foot warming dog sounds like a good dog
>>704939173
Goodie. Will save on confusion.
>>704939282
Good. That shit can literally kill you.
Cant let it die. Considering buying RE4 for PC. Already have it on Wii but I cant really set it up.
>>704940118
Man, the RE series were fun, but fuck there convoluted horse shit story.
It's zombies! It's a crazy cult! It's a virus! It's cordyceps like plant that infects humans that we control! It's... fucking stupid. Really fun play style and sooper spoopy. But... Just. My immersion.
>>704940374
>there
Their.
Ok, time to try and sleep again.
>>704939228
Ill be awaiting it.
>>704939229
Do what I do when my cat was being a cunt. Drag them up to your side by force!
>>704940480
The only way I can get my dog to cuddle with me is if he's on his side and that's a pain in the ass to do some times
>>704940374
RE4 changed the formula for action games though. And at least its seperated from Umbrella. Anything after 4 is trash. It works better as a solo game, true. But they wanted to sell copies.
>>704940480
I know. You want to mirder me with that 7 again
>but what if I changed the order
>>704940480
I do this to my cats. They have learned to accept my love and go limp.
>>704940574
BY FORCE, KITTEN! SHOW YOUR DOGE THAT THE CAT RULES THAT BED!
>>704940577
THOSE DUBS PROVE THAT 7 IS ALWAYS THE ANSWER!
>>704940607
My cat was a prick and would only accept it if it meant that 10 minutes down the line, I couldn't move.
>>704940840
Kk senpai
I'm probably gonna go take some more nyquil and try to sleep again
Sooo, night senpai, have a good day
I'm drunk and need to sleep tbh
>>704940954
Night Kitten, sleep well, get warm, and get that doge.
Keep your asses on this board, /b/igots.
>>704941957
We cant move to any other board. They wont accept us.
>>704940480
Gnights ambien is ambiening. What a nice picture.
I should have bought you seomthing here and sent it to you in SoCal.
>>704942086
Is the thread dead? I changed themes to black. Did that kill the thread?
Tommy Lee Jones is leering at me over a newspaper. Am I in a Boss Coffee ad?
>>704942086
It's fine, sleep well Booki!
Claim
>spent the evening spanking bloodshade faggots after an aced midterm
Feels good
>>704942611
You look like my gf from college Makoto. That's silly. Sorry,tuff to see because I'm typing downhill.
>>704942028
You didn't try to move
You raided
>asses
https://streetsects.bandcamp.com/track/and-i-grew-into-ribbons-2
>>704942861
Hey there Nononon!
>>704943053
But you've never actually seen me!
>>704942861
>pomfs the Nonon
>>704943293
Hiya!
>>704943329
>oof
Uwah! I lost my smug composure.
>>704942861
she's best grill in kill la kill for sure.
Miho claimed
this is my waifu, SHES MINE!
>>704943824
Slut
>>704943158
Who raided?
>>704944292
Everything is great, got an A- on a midterm (as I mentioned). How about you?
>>704943740
Of course she is, but klk is full of great girls too.
>>704943450
>do you even smug
>>704943450
>takes off the Nonon's shirt and bra
>grabs onto your waist and shoves mt face in your boobs
>>704944413
Nice, nice. Remember you were stressing on that, glad it turned out well.
I'm at work like always. Just took care of an ant problem that no one ever notices but me and the guy that has the shift before me. Also did some stupid street racing run to work because I could. Was quite a blast, video should finally be uploaded in the next hour or so.
>Been uploading it for the last 4 and a half hours straight
>>704944415
Nui, why I! Is this even the real Nui?! So bold!
>blushes uncontrollably
>>704944415
I can't be smug right now though!
>>704944650
>both quoting me buddy
Sure you can.
>>704944650
Oops meant for
>>704944433
>>704944814
What the hell is wrong with me today? I can't be smug with such an aggressive Nui
>>704944637
>4 hours to upload
What the hell? I assume the place is dark and dank?
>>704937699
Thanks Kyoubot
>>704945004
You need to be smug to counter the fug
>>704945033
Kyoukobot gone to sleep
>>704945004
Work internet. It's about 80% now, and I started uploading pretty much right when I clocked in.
All in all, I've just been catching up on Kuromukuro in the mean time.
I can't get into a classroom for another like half hour :|
>>704945096
I wanna play the rolling game
>>704945469
>>704945553
Close
>>704945553
I didn't manage to find it myself..
>>704945096
I-I'll try.... No promises!
>>704945205
Whoa, that's sounds like a painfully show service. How do you even load a page?
>>704945693
You couldn't find it, I upscaled it for you.
>>704945725
Awww that's so sweet of you, thankiess
>>704945725
No worries
>>704945697
The download speed isn't too terrible. I managed to download the last 3 episodes of Kuromukuro while watching a single episode. The upload speed, however, is the speed of something you'd expect from DSL in the 90s.
>>704945725
If you're gunna do upscaling, go big or go home.
>Makoto
>>704945965
Fuck
>>704945899
>>704945998
He's on mobile, I didn't want to make it too big.
>>704945998
Awww that's so sweet. Thanks
>>704945998
I'll upscale you
>>704946086
Fair enough.
>>704946090
Don't mention it.
>>704946189
Is that so~?
>>704946189
I claim Rem in the name of Allah, The Most Beneficent, The Most Merciful.
>>704945998
Whew. I thought you were being impersonated by Chen. You don't have unlimited mobile data?
>>704946308
>upscale
Get upscaled nigga
>>704946428
Why was this replied to me?
>>704945725
>Orange
>>704945469
In a bit
>>704946482
What the fuck is this meme? I don't randomly impersonate people.
I only did it with Tenryuu and Chara.
>>704946482
I do not. Which is why I leech off the work internet while I'm here, unless it's honest to god just too shitty to use that night, in which case I'll sacrifice a bit of my mobile data and just stick to posting here only.
>>704946630
What exactly was upscaled?
Good morning!
>>704946748
You were
>>704946800
Good morning Shiro
don't you have school
>>704946189
Lewd
>>704946748
Nice image.
It's been a while since we've last spoke. How've you been doing?
>>704946862
You up to anything? And extra question, do you ever sleep?
>>704946930
I wake up an hour before my bus arrives at the stop.
>>704946979
No lewd here, sorry
>>704947013
I did. I go after you and am usually up before you though
Currently I'm waiting for classrooms to be unlocked. People had to leave their stuff in these classrooms to evacuate yesterday so they aren't letting people in
>>704946862
I was? How so?
>>704947013
Thanks Shiro. Been decently well, finally started catching up on my sleep again now that a majority of the stuff for my car has either been fixed, or needs a part ordered to fix. It's been a good few weeks comin, but the sleep is well needed. You?
>>704946748
I see. My home Internet is annoying. It has connection issues every other day and has slow times every other hour. I'm looking forward to switching ISPs soon.
I have unlimited mobile data, but limited high speed data, so once I use it all,it gets really slow (128kb/s).
>>704947136
I see. That's good that you get sleep, I always wondered.
>>704947207
That's nice you're getting good with the sleep again.
My life's been pretty uneventful at the moment. School's been pretty bleh, and not much besides that. Watching college football on the weekends would be the highlight of my life at the moment.
>>704947404
My home internet is pretty damn good. It's work internet that is suck. BUT, it's better than nothing.
Mine is shared through the whole plan, so I try not to break 5 gb for the month.
>>704947409
School is always bleh. And football as the highlight? Sounds like you need a hobby still.
>>704947207
You simply were. That's all there is to it
>>704947409
I don't get lots, but I don't really need that much
>>704948084
I love football though. Music and running are both hobbies.
>>704948130
Ah. I'm always tired regardless of how much sleep I get, but I still try and get as much as I can.
I'll be taking my leave. Goodbye to the both of you, have a great day.
>>704948304
Have a good day Shiro
>>704948130
I've got plans for you later because of this.
>>704948304
Later Shiro!
>AFTER NEARLY 6 HOURS, THIS IS FINALLY UPLOADED! ENJOY ME DRIVING LIKE A TOTAL CUNT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEPEQDNNRMw
>>704948130
>You left the Discord.
How am I going to survive without you around?
Drink is done. NEXT!
Lets Nightcap Rory!
Rules
>rolling between 1 and 10
>anything over 12 is an instant fail
>rerolls allowed and encouraged
Exceptions
Dubs - you choose the drink
Trips - two drinks. Mix and match.
Quads - one of all. Just fuck my life up.
>>704948970
Rolling for chen
>>704949471
reroll
>>704948970
TRIPS GET
>>704948970
Enjoy.
>>704948970
ROLLIN
>>704948970
I will only leave after getting you a drink.
>>704949471
last attempt for my favourite game
>>704949471
>>704949735
Sike. Who am I kidding. I'm addicted to this shit.
Roll.
>>704949860
fuck this game
>>704948970
Homuroll.
>>704948970
Last time before I quit.
>>704950007
Fucking close
Roll just in case
>>704948652
Please no kill ;w;
>>704948786
See? You only noticed now and it was 2 days ago. I'm sure you'll survive, I didn't do much anyway
>>704950220
They're still fighting for the right for who gets to love me though...
>And as a result, I have an unintentional harem.
>>704950220
No no no, I've got much better plans for you~
>>704950460
Id fuck u with a golf club.
>>704950547
N-no thank you!
>>704950460
You deserve a harem. Make them do what you want though. Poor em through the paces
>how did I prevent you having a harem?
>>704950503
Someone send help, quick
>>704950791
Oh, once I have my sights on you, no one can help~ Just resign to your fate~
>>704950007
Winner winner.
Sadly just got a lol game
Will wait until then.
>game started
Gimme a sec for pic.
>>704951382
>Winner
>With 7
I TOLD YOU RORY! I TOOOOOOOOLD YOOOOOOOU!
>>704950791
>>how did I prevent you having a harem?
I didn't want one.
>Inb4 one of those guys screencaps this conversation.
Nel is bae
Calamity-masu'd
>>704951382
>>704951456
But you see
I mixed up the order
So I wouldnt be doing it from the same angle
And getting the same drink every night
>>704950939
An heroing
>>704951475
Would it matter if one of them did? They probably wouldn't deny being your harem
>>704951699
BUT IT WAS STILL 7!
>>704951702
>Implying I don't have a bit of a thing for spooks
You're not helping your case at all~
Don't look at me I'm lurking...
>>704951855
Its a commonly rolled number for some reason.
> why do people never get this one
>>704951587
Melord is now at Omni!
>Adriesta or Juno-Seto will be next.
>>704951702
I'm pretty sure that they're against me "whoring myself out through the bot".
>>704951907
Too late.
>>704951956
Shet.
>Third game of the day
>Feeding team past two games
>This game, 22/7 as Lucian
>Finally, maybe I can win
>Team throws, no coordination
>Outscaled and lost
Never lucky
>>704951944
fuck off heretic
>>704952038
I know that feel. I keep trying different champs in roles they still fit. Nothing works.
>>704952097
If I remember correctly
Christ-chan?
>>704951944
PURGE THAT
>>704952097
Loyal waifus must stay together
>>704952221
>>704951955
Because that's not number 7!
>>704951855
I can see my future is sealed :|
>>704951956
How are you whoring yourself through the bot?
>>704951955
Kirino did get dubs here >>704950177, if he is still on the thread and he is nice to you he might be nice and let you drink it.
>>704952279
I mean. It could be.
>having a d10 is handy as shit
>>704952358
I'm glad you've accepted it~ Now Alice, come here~
>>704952214
I got demoted to Bronze 4...
Again...
>>704951587
>half-hearted nibble
>>704951956
When the fuck did you get Melord and why didn't you tell me
>unless you have and I forgot
>Adriesta for people who can spark really well
>Juno for people on the more defensive side
>>704952038
>lick
>>704952390
It was after a get. But Ill allow it.
>>704952475
Hey. I keep myself in bronze 4. Cheer up :)
Cirno claim
>>704952536
>sad hugs
>>704952557
My dreams of Gold get farther every day...
>trying again tomorrow
>>704952664
>headpat
Shame your team was full of idiots
Slow thread.
>>704952815
Thank you for nice headpats
>nibble nibble
>
>>704952970
Slow thread comfy thread
>>704952996
>nibble
>shy.jpg
>
>>704952444
LEWD. I'm in school
>>704953330
>In school
Oh my, that makes it all the more fun~
Holy shit guys slow down this is 2 fast 4 me.
I can't keep up.
>>704953477
>>704953206
Why shy?
>happy hugs
>
>>704953411
Kinky
>>704953411
Wew
>>704953940
Sometimes I'm not sure.
Claiming a waifu, Priscilla
>>704954083
Okay, more for me I guess
>kisses your cheek
>
>>704954184
Underrage rolepkaying