Dubs decide get me laid

I like turtles

>>704918623
You're a nigger. Bye

>>704918811
DUBS HAVE SPOKEN

Gonna get me some pussy with a side of Aids with your Dark Dank Ass. Speaking of Ass I hope you like Ass play, gonna need you to Peg me.

>>704918623
Imma be straight up I wanna fuck

>>704918811
Dubs have spoken

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>Kek

Can i stroke those furry legs of yours

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send this

have you ever shit the bed

My uncle used to touch me when i was a kid

>>704919217
ROFL

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>>704919286
._. Me too, lol jk nah

Hi, I'm Dan!

I used to touch my uncle when I was an adult

what happened to your face? It looks crispy

>>704919259
roll

>>704918623
She sent you a black hand...

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>dubs

I thought about joining the KKK but you to cute to kill baby

Monkeys are my second favorite

i love big black nigger cock

>>704919575
lets cut the shit send me nudes.

>>704919601
Reroll

>>704919575
I'd love to to make you a slave like the olden days

>>704919575
is that cause theres white inside a black? ;)

^only send if you are white otherwise send post below

>>704919646
reroll

>>704919575
Are you telling me you want to have a baby with me? Black and white like a penguin?

>>704919601
roll

>>704919575
I hate niggers

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Say: "I like you, I want to marry you, I want to take care of you, lets go out, if you don't say yes I'll move on so straight up, say yes, no games"

Sheboon?

i also love koala bears

so much that im part of the Kool Koala Klub

Nigger show me those purple pussy lips

>>704918623
rocking up to a fight with every little blue Inner Health Plus cunt to back you up

>>704919691
kek, rolling for this

send nudes

>>704919575
Do you have nice teeth? My grandpa always told me to check black peoples teeth.

>>704919691
reroll

>>704919575
I love you, not kidding bby come to my house

>>704919575
I'm in a club called KKK. Do you want to join?

Niggers scare me.
P.S can i have nudes

>>704919575
They're cute, kinda remind me of you

>>704919709
reroll

>>704919763
kek

How about I fuck your asshole?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo

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"Did you know, I want you to have my kids?"

>>704919833
Winrar.

>>704919691
reroll

>>704919575
Bloods or creeps?

"I'm not like other girls" yea right darl more like bumageddon by andy griffiths

>>704919575
I love roast beef too ;)

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send her a picture of your dick... or this if you dont got one

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>>704919884
DUBS HAVE SPOKEN XD No don't

>>704919575
I used to be a member of the KKK

>>704919833
Dubs

>>704919833
winrar!

>>704919950
rrrrrrreroll

I like woman who spread their buttcheeks and take my 8 inch up the pooper

>>704919851
Roll

i want you to make my cock dissapear like your father did before you were born

>>704919833
DUBS HAS SPOKEN

dead set try inhaling a vicks inhaler through one nostril and a dart in the other i'm not shitting you it's blissful

>>704920000
Withnessed

>>704920000
QUADS!

Fuck off you penguin loving cunt fuck you

>>704920000
QUADS GET
ITS DIC PIC TIME

>>704920000
OMG

>>704920000
Oh my..

I really despise niggers.

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Lol

>>704920000
Almighty quads have spoken

>>704920000
Fucking quad this must count for somethin

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>>704920000
WITNESSED

>>704920204
u shit
>>704919833

I once tried to commit suicide
Almost killed myself not trying that again

Fucking bitch ass OP obey THE FUCKING QUAD

>>704920204
gonna be hard to follow this up with this>>704919950

>>704920000

>>704920204
you're a cuck OP.

>>704920204
You fucked up anon

You are so fucking desperate it's stupid.

Sending the snail dick pic would have made you better off faggot

Baby be my chocolate princess so I can nibble on those Hershey kiss nips

>>704920204
Fuck you OP. We had another winrar.

>>704920204
Let me take you out for dinner at McDonalds. I'll even let you get a number 1, small sized, and a diet coke

Snail dick now OP

>>704920204
OP is a faggot.

>>704919833

>>704920204
You're faggot OP

OP here
i have two phones lol
nice trolling you guys, bye

Y'all realize you can't send pictures over Tinder messager right?

> implying anyone here has ever gotten a match on tinder

So now that being said, how about you make my turtlehead poke out for a while?

Nigger faggot

>>704920498
of course

>>704920498
..... could have sent the snail dick to yourself....

>>704920204
This nigga cherry picking.

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Women like it if you're distant but within reach! YOU FOOL! Say something to establish you're distant! SAY: "We're going on a date or you lost your one shot with me"

>>704918623
I want you to shit in my mouth as fast and as hard as you can

>>704920498
you trolled yourself cuck

>>704920498
Confirmed, OP is a fucking fag

>>704920204
... Except I've never wanted a rimjob from a penguin.

>>704920589
Roll

>>704920498
>two phones
>you choose to be a fat black girl
>kek

>>704918990

CMON FAGGOTCUCKCUCK CUCK LET'S RAID FOR THE UBERLAND

>>704920510
then snail dick will have to wait until he gets digits..... so never

>>704920642
try agian

>>704920642
this

Would u like to send me some money? I'm broke as shit and can't pay my dealer.

>>704921138
DUBS CONFIRMED!

>>704920204
I'll show you my turtle if you show me your penguin

AGH! Say, "Make America Great Again!"

>>704921317
oh shi- roll

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>>704921455
DUBS

>>704921455
>>704921511
checked

>>704921565
where's faggot op and his 2 phones

>>704921740
OP is a tranny

"wanna have sex you beautiful black bitch?

typical op disappointment

>>704921822
dubs have spoken it has to be said

>>704921455
>>704921511
>>704921822
all these dubs and no delivery

Maybe he's waiting for her to respond, but she hasn't, because she realizes.... OP IS A PHAGGOT

>>704921847
SSDD

"Hey what say you and I go catch a flick on the white side o town? What d'ya say jive turkey?"

>>704922263
Reroll

>>704922263
Rerollrollre

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FUCKING RETARDS STILL ROLLING

Is it true that black pussy purple

You guys realize that Tinder can't send dick pics, right?

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Hey baby, FYI I'm snapping my radish to harambe nudes as we chat

>>704923680
No, you look like an beautiful an healty human being.

>>704923680
Yeah, one with big ole dick sucking lips...why don't you give me a peek at your other lips

>>704924121
roll

>>704923680
I want you to be a slave to my white cock. I want to chain you up and fuck you in your native cotton fields

>>704923680
No it's because they're mostly black, but I love them for that little bit of white.

>>704924239
Rolll

>>704923680
Why do you like penguins? Do you also like fisting?

>>704924239
THIS

>>704924264
roll

>>704924239
Reroll

>>704924264
reroll

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>>704924264
ZOOBOO!

The only good nigger is a dead nigger

>>704924239
Then send a pic of your pubes but not your dick

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>>704923680
Topic change: you ever jam your finger in your belly button, give it a twirl and sniff? What's yours smell like, mine smells like nigger!

>>704924586
Rollio Benvolio

>>704924586
ROLL

>>704924586
Rollin' rollin' rollin' rawhide

>>704924264
roll?

Let's cut this shit out, how much would I have to pay you to get you to suck me off with those big lips of yours?

>>704924121
reroll

>>704924239
Rolllllllllllll

>>704924239
Roll.

>>704924264
AND IIIIIIIIIII Holy SHIT!

>>704924575
reroll.

Not that it matters since he ignored the Quads.

No hate, but do you squirt?

>>704924239
>>704924239
Roll

>>704923680
Take the compliment you fucking nigger

>>704924933
WINRAR

>>704924264
Please sir?

>>704924933
DELIVER MOTHERFUCKER!!

Rawl

Not tryna harsh your meat flaps, but can I pop a drain in your beef glands?

>>704924933
Won

Maybe if you weren't such a fucking nigger I'd breed you. Cunt.

>>704924239
rollling

I'm trying to get my foreskin re-attached cuz i havent candy flipped this hard since i got adult circumcised.

>>704924239
Roll for this but add "you fucking nigger" to the end of it.

>>704919453
underrated

top zozzle

Go to thaipusam with me

Do you know what cho-mo stands for? I keep getting angry letters accusing me of being a cho-mo.

>>704925568
HAHAHA INCREDULOUS JOKE! LAUGHS HEARTILY

I find it amazing how far the human anus can stretch!

>>704925479
Roll

>>704925673
Im honestly just throwing different ideas at O.P. till i get.

>>704923680

Kinda...

But kind of like a penguin in a fat suit.

A cute one! :D

Why haven't we fucked yet?

>>704925799

Dick.

>>704926082
Lol. Like O.P. isnt some gender fluid cuck who is going to deliver.

>>704925799

99 here. Just use the one below my dubs post seeing as i wasted this turn.

penguins are tight where it counts

>>704926282
#cuck

>>704926299
winrar

>>704926299

Winrar.

>>704926299
this guy knows whats up. Hes been here before

Can I stick my icy penguin member into your monkey jungle box?

>>704926299
i laughed way too much

>>704924239
ROLL

>>704918623
Jesus why do you want to be with some sheboon

>>704924239
ROLLL

>>704924239
reroll

>>704924239
Rolling

>>704924239
Re rolling

Alright let's cut the chatter I made you laugh. I'm horny and I want to fuck where can I pick you up beautiful.

All I'm saying is, I could make you into a penguin, but that would require your help.

>>704924239
re roll. Time for dubs

>>704924239
RE ROLL

>>704924239
rolling for this

>>704926299
WINRAR

>>704924239
re roll

Come on dubs already

>>704927187
Re-roll

>>704927145
rolling in the deep

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OP REFUSES TO DELIVER

HE IS A CUNTISH NIGGER FAGGOT

THE POWER OF KEK CONDEMNS YOU!

>>704919259
This

>>704926299
Follow-up:

Looking at you, looking like your chimp vag hasn't been touched even once.

OP is a huge fucking faggot

>>704924239
lmao. re roll

>>704924239
ROLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>>704924239
THIS

>>704924239
OP won't deliver, but roll nigga

>>704924239
This

>>704927655
7ZIP

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>>704927655
OP TIME TO DELIVER

What's the powerhouse of the cell?

>>704927898

Mitochondria you nigger

The fuck kind of name is nadira

>>704924239
noobs, dubs get ez

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>>704918623

Are you eric garner? Because you're about to be choking on my dick

#blacklivesmatter #ripharambe #nukedetroit

>>704928301
a nigger name

>>704928373
lol

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>>704920204

Oh look, I found a picture of OP.