Just got back home, schoolweek ended quite short. Teachers are gone tomorrow and on friday so there's not really a reason to stay there. You?
I wanted to waste time so here I am.
This place in general works pretty well for wasting time.
thought having all my furry porn on SD card was smart, but as it fell between the cracks on a staircase i kinda understood that usb could be better. post some hot good starter-pack for me?
try to avoid the cliché ones and i'll be super happy :3
Not so sure about that starte-pack, but this thread will probably be posted full of images, gfur, avatars and cats. There may also be a few badgers, depending.
I have been booped.
yeah what i ment was that i was hoping to have some of the best stuff you guys know posted so i get my new folder started up with some hot and maybe even never or unseen stuff
Right, well you're not gonna see anything new from me as I have gathered only a single gfur folder for the sole purpose of posting.
you should post whatever you want to post, bby
I do enjoy boops, regardless of where I am booped.
boops are love.
Ok, good, I guess.
I will appreciate that filename for a bit instead.
My mind cannot comprehend this unexpected turn of events.
hi how u
aww, need a gentle dicking?
B-but you're not katten!
I'm not about to. If you are though, then goodnight.
Just woke up.
Work in like a hour or 2.
does bring in money though
someone fixed my empathy without my permission and I'm upset
Yeah, I'm looking at around 500 this week.
You, with empathy?
You must be an imposter Subby.
What's worse is that someone wasn't me.
That's pretty damn nice.
I used to have a lot of it. You weren't around at that time. Then I broke it. Or killed it, depending on your perspective.
I'm fairly certain you weren't responsible, no.
I want to call in today though.
But I doubt I will.
Did you leave for a while and this has helped you regain empathy?
I am deeply offended.
You should go get that money.
I always see these threads, but don't know what to say ;-;
Why would you do such a horrid thing to an innocent rabbit?
oh soz, got too excited when I saw julian.
Usually not when it comes to snappy backtalk though.
You are quite correct about my booty.
Well, that is my job, my raison d'être.
Who is Bananders, anyway? I assume there's a name change or something going on.
Nah, my booty doesn't get posted here.
Not recently, anyway.
An interesting choice of paper!
Sure, it gets new people. They just don't all get names and stay around.
It got automatically censored by the Internets.
Nah, my booty is better than that.
Belated welcome and stuff, then.
That's probably for the best.
How big is your booty folder?
Yes, boops are excellent, in fact.
I've missed it.
He's quite a new guy. Be nice, or not, whichever you're inclined to.
He's kinda cute.
Well, you're impossible to stay mad at.
my booty folder could use augmenting, how about yours?
You find something difficult? Surely you jest.
Hmm... Sounds like a cheap spin-off of the original product.
Aw, thanks. Yeah, I just haven't had much interest in posting here in recent months. I need to find new places to post again, I'm getting bored of the place I've been at recently.
I can be nice. I think.
I'm quite happy with the size of my booty folder.
And I'm not into bears.
Well yeah, it's very hard for me to be negative about myself. There's just so many things to love.
I killed it to begin with because the overexpansive nature of it meant I could never be satisfied with helping people or charitable work, there always had to be more to save. It turned into a sort of cycle of constant depression where I had an unerring urge to save the world (figuratively) juxtaposed with the morose knowledge that to do so was not just impossible for one man, but is impossible in the grand scheme of things regardless. It was depressing.
tfw I have to keep interrupting my shitposting with actual work
There's no middle ground with your empathy, then?
I wish I was comfy
it is fucking freezing here.
And what place might that be?
Then what were you going for?
Like your towering stature?
No, because the middle ground is irrational. If I care about any suffering, it stands to reason that I must care about all of it. It's philosophically overwhelming.
Also I used to cry when I heard about terrible things happening to people and that happened to me again last night.
This batty old woman will not stop asking me stupid questions I answered LITERALLY LAST SEMESTER SEVEN TIMES ALREADY.
I'm very annoyed.
My height is perfect. Being shorter than most white men is great since that's what I'm attracted to but standing above women and most shitskins is optimal.
Why would I want to post my butt here for all people to see?
It was an 8 chan board, but it was turning into a place where everyone was pairing off into relationships and stuff, kinda depressing when you're alone.
I dunno, it's not mine.
It's also unreasonable to feel that you have the ability to fix all the suffering. That's why you set limits and have a middle ground.
You do what you can to help and that's as much as you can reasonably be expected to do.
to show off your butt. why even have one if you don't share it?
she will understand after the 12th answer.
my mom does the same when she has the wrong answer already in her mind.
My cat won't let me shitpost in peace.
Of course, it's you, after all.
But it doesn't matter. The suffering I'm capable of resolving is irrelevant compared to the infinity of replicated suffering that perpetuates regardless of my actions. It's a truly existential despair.
No, she absolutely will not. This woman is a magnificent level of dense.
Take your cat for a walk.
Because sharing with a select lucky few is a thing?
No, I gave up on that at the end of last year, this was a different board.
Then you convince others to also take up the struggle. World poverty isn't going to be fixed by one person, right?
You don't understand the depth and range of my perspective. World poverty as a concept is a drop in the bucket next to the infinity of agony that exists. Schopenhauer didn't even adequately comprehend the maleficence that is existence.
>We're all friends here
No I kinda want you to kill yourself.
I don't even know who you are.
It was merely an example of a wide ranging problem in the world.
we need to inspect your booty for medical reasons.
this batty old bitch just asked me how to rename a file, I showed her how to do it, and then she did it a different way in front of my eyes
she didn't even fucking need me there
glad to help
Right, and the fact that you're thinking in those terms is evidence of the narrowband nature of your perspective.
that is actually kind of hilarious.
it'd be funny if I hadn't done this fucking song and dance with her a hundred thousand times over the last semester
She can go out when she wants, alone.
No, why would I?
Considering I have no compulsion to fix all of the world's ills, I think this serves me well.
I thought it was just one person.
Anyone know the artist? google and the small scribble give me nothing.
take her out anyway
maybe for a run
she could use the exercise
Because you don't have the philosopher's dilemma of hyperrational empathy, yes.
he deletes his shit regularly, I've been saving it for a few years tho
Which is totally fine by me.
Neither of you is getting my butt.
I'm not even playing hard to get, I'm just not posting it.
>los angeles, amigo!
Fuck off and suck the cream cheese out of my dick.
Your dick produces cream cheese? You might want to see a doctor about that.
Yeah, it'd be pretty neat.
He's a jetsetting bunny.
I left Toronto for NYC, gooks here r few and far between comparatively, London and LA yes r slowly being ruined by ragheads and wetbacks respectively I'll concede but still some hope
That she could, but she's stubborn like Russian matuska. It would be impossible to force her to move.
I'd just walk around with bagels and get blowjobs.
NYC isn't full of chinks as such, it's more that they own all the fucking property. As well as rich arabs. I'm not sure where you live in the city but there's a reason everything's expensive and it's not natural inflation.
Philly still GOAT.
You'd either be a medical marvel or you'd stink.
Aaand there's the same question again.
there's worse things in this world than smelling like cream cheese all the time
Philly is full of nigs tho like Baltimore and has similar rates of urban exodus, I live in midtown east by Central Park and own my place so all the foreign buyers just drive up the value of my place, but I definitely see how renters get fucked
I sometimes wish certain people were pregnant with xenomorphs.
Because I'm still recovering from a sickness I had last week and running around screaming outside won't do my throat very much good.
it would be the perfect life
you'd have sex, and not have to do anything because you have a baby tying you down
How do you manage to become more baffling with every thread?
then don't scream
just pull the cat's tail as you run and she'll scream for you
so you don't want to be pregnant, you just want to be an extremely lazy bottom
where do i sign up?
I don't think there's a guild for lazy homosexuals.
and then i'll join it.
Can't be done. I'm lazy, you see.
When cats are involved, what they like or don't like is extremely relevant.
Imagine what else you could accomplish with that.
You're human and as such many sizes larger than your cat. You can exert your will all over the damn thing.
but you gotta
it's helping me in everything i do
We need an incredible mind like that at the institute.
i don't work for free
when was the last time you did something for me
I have no desire to, not for such an obscure purpose and a meaningless endeavour.
You're not a synth, are you?
Of course. I'm sure a few senior researchers can be dropped to accommodate your fee.
Wrong institute; we don't do robots.
It's not what I consider fun. Fun is what's happening next weekend.