Jim is sitting at the bar having a drink when he notices the pretty girl next to him. What does he do next?
>post ending in 6 decides
Jim produces his phone and shows her his wicked dubs. Sadly, she does not share his enthusiasm, and backs away in horror.
What does Jim do next? Post ending in 3 decides
Jim cuts to the chase and begins furiously fucking the nice lady against the bar. The barman leaps up to defend her.
What does Jim do next? 8 decides.
Jim's dick elongates and thickens, his flexible cock works its way through the woman's body and through her mouth to slap the barman in the face. He then utilizes his wonky cock as a hand to hold his beer glass while he drinks.
Smach the drink in her face. Simple and funny.
Check my 6
*i dont watch the US office so i hope this is accurate*
Jim immediately drops is lover and puts her safely on the bar, then squaring to the cunt who made such a request of her.
What does he do next? 0 decides.
Jim starts farting and shitting all over himself. Then he has a seizure. He falls and cracks his head open on the bar counter, and as he flails helplessly on the floor; he sprays blood, semen, and frces all over the pretty girl, the bartender, and the other patrons.
Then Jim dies.
He slams the fucker in the head, and he's down but not out. In the distance, Jim hears police sirens.
What does he do next? 9 decides.
Im a 28yo cynical fuck with insomnia and work tomorrow.
this cunts are normie students
the only thing that makes me not call police right fucking now is the fact i was young to
this is no /r9k/ tho so
rape bartender, set bar on fire
we going full, no lube
winner winner, chicken dinner
Out of NOWHERE, a somehow animate football leaps in and starts to rape Jim violently in the butt. Meanwhile, his foe the bartender gnaws at his ankle as the police draw ever clsoer.
What does he do next? 5 decides.
Jim realizes the bartender is Michael Scott and for some reason he is pregnant. Michael gives birth to baby on the floor and it turns out to be a black midget who says "whatchamacallit dinger bobble nigger nigger i nigger" they fuck and this ends the thread.
Jim farts vigorously in the direction of the sirens, sending the football like a holy rocket full of flatuence which destroys the police car and kills both policemen inside with the smell!
With the intense concentrated power of a thousand faggots' mighty sphincters, he collapses his anus in around the ball forming a gravitational singularity in which launches the ball through time and space, tearing a rift to the shadow realm where horrific eldritch abominations lay ruin to the police force.
Jim then ascends his material form, becoming a being of pure homosexual energy and begins his quest for the man wielding the legendary JO Crystal so that he might be absorbed into it.
Using his wily negotiation skills, Jim persuades the police to aid his raping of Pam, along with the magic football. The noble, bloodied barman still attempts to chew on Jim's leg.
He quickly starts livestreaming and recording on his phone to be able to prove in court that he did in fact not rape this woman, while making sure he stays in the well lit area and within the bartenders field of view the whole time.
After finishing his drink he quickly move to another part of the bar where there are no possible rape victims.
This guy shoots everyone in the the head with a rifle
>With the intense concentrated power of a thousand faggots' mighty sphincters, he collapses his anus in around the ball forming a gravitational singularity in which launches the ball through time and space, tearing a rift to the shadow realm where horrific eldritch abominations lay ruin to the police force.
>Jim then ascends his material form, becoming a being of pure homosexual energy and begins his quest for the man wielding the legendary JO Crystal so that he might be absorbed into it.
With the combined efforts of the double penetration onslaught taking place between Jim and the football, Jim can no longer withstand the clenching muscles gripping his abnormally large manhood and ejects a torrential stream of boiling hot cocksauce which slices through Pam down to her very molecular structure. The forces of nature and the natural order of the universe guides the seminal geyser straight into the police officer's tiny cuck dick where it burrows into his balls, manifesting Jim's superior seed within him so that it mutates his own. The cop then grows in power, his penis quadrupling in size and his head catching aflame with the rage of Nemesis, Roman Goddess of Justice.
The police manifests a divine revolver in his hands and with a squeeze of the trigger, turns the bartender's head into a fine red mist.
The devil must be a fan of /k/