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Jim is sitting at the bar having a drink when he notices the

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Jim is sitting at the bar having a drink when he notices the pretty girl next to him. What does he do next?

>post ending in 6 decides
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>>704743947
Kills himself
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>>704743947
Asks the girl to check em, obviously.
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Violently rapes her and turns the bar into a blood orgy.
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>>704743947

...you see, let me explain. Its all the jews fault and the...
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>>704744126
Nice singles. Checked.
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>>704743947
He starts bragging to the bartender about how much anime he watches, and tries to order a drink in Japanese.
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Continues his drink and does nothing to her as he is gay so in stead he fucks the bar keeper
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>>704744126
Jim produces his phone and shows her his wicked dubs. Sadly, she does not share his enthusiasm, and backs away in horror.

What does Jim do next? Post ending in 3 decides
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>>704744696
Rapes her
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>>704744388
Arigatou gozaimasu
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>>704744388
Fucking rooollll
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>>704744803
oh shit, nice
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>>704744803
Winrar
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>>704744803
WINRARA
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>>704743947
Jim smacks the pretty girl next to him over the head with his glass thus making her less pretty and more gettable.
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Thanks op for providing some cool content
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>>704744803
Jim cuts to the chase and begins furiously fucking the nice lady against the bar. The barman leaps up to defend her.

What does Jim do next? 8 decides.
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>>704745334
no worries man
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>>704745479
Jim realizes that its Pam and overhears bartender ask her to make copies even though she has been moved to sales
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>>704745479
Rapes him
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We successfully convinces the barman and everyone else to help and have a gangbang
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>>704745479
He rapes everyone in the bar. He covers the room in blood as he consumes the bartenders kidney whilst he fingerblasts the girl.
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>>704743947
>>>704745479
>Jim realizes that its Pam and overhears bartender ask her to make copies even though she has been moved to sales
WINRAR
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>>704745479
Jim's dick elongates and thickens, his flexible cock works its way through the woman's body and through her mouth to slap the barman in the face. He then utilizes his wonky cock as a hand to hold his beer glass while he drinks.
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>>704745618
Winrar
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>>704743947
Smach the drink in her face. Simple and funny.

Check my 6
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>>704745618
Nice winrar
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>>704745479
persuades the barman to join in
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>>704745896
You absolute madlad l. You did it
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>>704743947
He has sex with your mother
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>>704743947
LOL Who is that decapitated man? like what the fuck i knew btards were dumb but seriously
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>>704746014
Well thanks, always on service
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>>704745479

Thats a sad bar, just three people?
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>>704745618
*i dont watch the US office so i hope this is accurate*

Jim immediately drops is lover and puts her safely on the bar, then squaring to the cunt who made such a request of her.

What does he do next? 0 decides.
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>>704745618
I love the office
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>>704745479
Jim fucks the barman. Hit dat assssss
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>>704746117
ikr?
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>>704746297
smashes bartender in the head with the glass
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>>704746233
>most bars around the world are sad places with 3 people in them,
right,
this,
minute.
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>>704746297
He murders him then tittyfucks pam
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>>704746297
he gives a blowjob to the bartender hoping he'll overlook the problem
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Mashes potatoes
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>>704743947
Jim starts farting and shitting all over himself. Then he has a seizure. He falls and cracks his head open on the bar counter, and as he flails helplessly on the floor; he sprays blood, semen, and frces all over the pretty girl, the bartender, and the other patrons.
Then Jim dies.
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>>704746117
>>704746332
>Posts bait, no one responds
>Responds 3 times to his own bait
Idiot.
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>>704746297

He knocks out the barman and fuck him. Recording the whole thing and posting it on /b/ with some dubs to boot.
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>>704746420
?
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Sets the bar on fire
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>>704746420
>420
Blazeitfaggot!
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>>704746297
calls for airstrike
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Asks the bartender to cuck him
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Helicopter dick
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>>704746420
Well done
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>>704746432

Shit man, i have 50+ people next door having a house party. Fucking Irish i don't know how they even squeeze there.
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Every OP should strive to be like OP.
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>>704746420
He slams the fucker in the head, and he's down but not out. In the distance, Jim hears police sirens.

What does he do next? 9 decides.
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>>704747039
Satanic ritual
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>>704747039
HE GETS CRUNK NIGGA

DINDU NUFFIN, FUK DA POHLEES
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>>704746910
Then what the fuck are you doing here? Go chill some with some crazy Irish fucks.
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>>704747039
Rape bartender
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>>704746823
fuckin saved
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>>704747039
knock the sucker out, move the girl on top, place the broken bottle in the girls hands, then escape the scene
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>>704747039
Jim takes the broken bottle and slits Pam's throat.

NO WITNESSES.
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>>704747039
Jim convinces the police to help gangrape Pam
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Jim gets wizard powers.
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>>704747039
He gangrape Pam with the Police
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>>704747039
eats his own ass D:
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>>704747039
Recites the Quran.
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>>704747039
He's got new skin now, skinwalk out of there, obviously.
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>>704747039
jim gets raped by a football
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>>704747039
Allahu Akbar
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>>704747297
roll for this
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>>704747164

Im a 28yo cynical fuck with insomnia and work tomorrow.

this cunts are normie students

the only thing that makes me not call police right fucking now is the fact i was young to

this is no /r9k/ tho so

>>704747039

rape bartender, set bar on fire
we going full, no lube
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>>704747142
winner winner, chicken dinner
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jim continues to rape chick while at the same time holding a gun to her head incase the cops show up
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He gangbangs Pam with the police
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>>704747297
reroll
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>>704747039
Jim sacrifices both these other bodies to summon a demon to combat the police.
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>>704747509
winner,winner, chicken dinner
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>>704747297
>Knocks the fucker out, slams the girl on counter top, places the broken bottle in her hands, then turns to the door, does a 360 and fucking legs it.
Fixed it for you chum
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>>704747039
furiously screams I DINDU NUFFIN while raping bartender's limp body
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>>704747674
rolling for this
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start jacking onto the bodies
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>>704747799
double 9 winrar
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>>704747509
but football rape, you nerds
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>>704747799
checked
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It's concerning how excitedly I'm hitting refresh, eagerly waiting to see Jim get raped by a football.
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>>704747509
Out of NOWHERE, a somehow animate football leaps in and starts to rape Jim violently in the butt. Meanwhile, his foe the bartender gnaws at his ankle as the police draw ever clsoer.

What does he do next? 5 decides.
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>>704746297
Jim realizes the bartender is Michael Scott and for some reason he is pregnant. Michael gives birth to baby on the floor and it turns out to be a black midget who says "whatchamacallit dinger bobble nigger nigger i nigger" they fuck and this ends the thread.
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>>704748198
Jim farts hard enough to fire the horny ball at the police.
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>>704748198
he calls in catfishman to help him rape the football and the police
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>>704748198
cmon mate
>>704747799
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>>704748198
Calls an uber for the dead barman and loads him in the trunk.
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>>704748198
Jim convinces the police and football to help gangrape Pam
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>>704748198
the cops come in and start fapping and yelling "OH FOOTBALL CHAN"
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>>704748198
He fucking dances
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>>704748198
An American football joins in on raping Jim.
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>>704748198
Ascends to heaven then punches God.
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>>704748198
sit on the bartenders head in the hopes up popping the football with the glass shards logged there in
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>>704748198
Jim then convinces the football and police to help gangrape Pam
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>>704748198
Rip cunt's head off
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>>704748198
He decides to counterrape the football while the bartender starts pouring bbq sauce on his leg
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>>704748198
drinks everything in the bar and burps at the officers so they get drunk and start to rape the barman
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>>704748198

out of nowhere

squids, hundreds of squids
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>>704748434
Reroll
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>>704748475
winrar
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>>704748475
winrar
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>>704748475

kek
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>>704748475
while the bartender gnaws his leg?
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Jim fats and shots voilently covering the cops and the bartender in shit and blinding them
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>>704748475
Yes
Fucking yes
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>>704748198
The football subsides raping him, only for an AMERICAN football to take his place
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>>704748381
The football had already won.

>>704747509

Get over it.
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>>704748198
Jim farts vigorously in the direction of the sirens, sending the football like a holy rocket full of flatuence which destroys the police car and kills both policemen inside with the smell!
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>>704748198
With the intense concentrated power of a thousand faggots' mighty sphincters, he collapses his anus in around the ball forming a gravitational singularity in which launches the ball through time and space, tearing a rift to the shadow realm where horrific eldritch abominations lay ruin to the police force.

Jim then ascends his material form, becoming a being of pure homosexual energy and begins his quest for the man wielding the legendary JO Crystal so that he might be absorbed into it.
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>>704748796
This.jpg
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>>704748796
^
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>>704748475
Using his wily negotiation skills, Jim persuades the police to aid his raping of Pam, along with the magic football. The noble, bloodied barman still attempts to chew on Jim's leg.
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>>704748603
Repeatedly bites his leg...
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>>704743947
He quickly starts livestreaming and recording on his phone to be able to prove in court that he did in fact not rape this woman, while making sure he stays in the well lit area and within the bartenders field of view the whole time.
After finishing his drink he quickly move to another part of the bar where there are no possible rape victims.
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>>704749299
Oops, forgot to say who decides what happens next!

>4 decides niggers
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>>704748796
This please

What does 'jerk it' mean? Is this like workout routine? Am german btw.
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>>704749467
>hoping this isn't bait
masturbation
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>>704749456
THEN A FUCKING DECEPTION DROPS IN AND JIMS CONVINCES HIM TOO HELP TOO
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>>704749299
The police turn out to be part of the mafia and take jim to a warehouse
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>>704749467
Doubt it.

Still a funny post.
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>>704749299
This guy shoots everyone in the the head with a rifle
pic related
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>>704749592
rr

and they tie him up
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>>704749590
This
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>>704749299
Harambe joins in on the gang rape
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>>704749299
>With the intense concentrated power of a thousand faggots' mighty sphincters, he collapses his anus in around the ball forming a gravitational singularity in which launches the ball through time and space, tearing a rift to the shadow realm where horrific eldritch abominations lay ruin to the police force.
>Jim then ascends his material form, becoming a being of pure homosexual energy and begins his quest for the man wielding the legendary JO Crystal so that he might be absorbed into it.
>>704748796
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>>704749649
with a dildo in his ass bigger than his thigh
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>>704749456
jim and the police officer high five before the cop shoots the bartender, paints his face black, plants a gun on him, and blames the rape on him.
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>>704749645
reroll
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>>704749691
>>704749649
>>704749592
rr cmon
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>>704749732
rr
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>>704749702
reroll
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>>704743947
Starts playing Piano Man
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>>704749299
Monkeys join in
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>>704749299
Fullcommunism happens
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>>704749456
Jim eats the football
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>>704749676
Reroll
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>>704749867
Refill again
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>>704749645
fuck it whynot
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Again cuz it's best A FUCKING DECEPTION DROPS IN AND JIM CONVINCES IT TO HELP
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>>704749764
winrar
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>>704749840
>>704749456
Rr
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>>704750000
DAMN!!!!!!!!!
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>>704749645
if this thread is about end I want this to happen
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He kills all of them and then rapes the football
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slips some roofies in her drink then when shes passed out cuts out her genitals to stretch over his stetson to keep it dry in the rain?
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>>704749299
Shrek and snoop dog join in and Pam gets the ever loving shit raped out of her
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>>704750094
THIS
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>>704750066
Ah.
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>>704750064
Will it happen?
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>>704749299
>>704749456

With the combined efforts of the double penetration onslaught taking place between Jim and the football, Jim can no longer withstand the clenching muscles gripping his abnormally large manhood and ejects a torrential stream of boiling hot cocksauce which slices through Pam down to her very molecular structure. The forces of nature and the natural order of the universe guides the seminal geyser straight into the police officer's tiny cuck dick where it burrows into his balls, manifesting Jim's superior seed within him so that it mutates his own. The cop then grows in power, his penis quadrupling in size and his head catching aflame with the rage of Nemesis, Roman Goddess of Justice.
The police manifests a divine revolver in his hands and with a squeeze of the trigger, turns the bartender's head into a fine red mist.
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>>704750214
This
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>>704750064
Hoping this will get picked
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>>704744126
Good get anon, made me lol
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>>704749299
HERE IS THE 4
>>704749645
>>704750064
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fists her with a cactus
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>>704750666
The devil must be a fan of /k/
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>>704750666
satan you lying sack of shit
>>704749299
>>704749702
>>704749764
here is the true 4
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>>704750811
DAMN, dubs responding to Satan Trips responding to WinRAR!

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