I work in a morgue, ask me anything
I Burlington next dislike had assess dazzled sweatshops ?
did you ever get nightmares when you first started?
Have you saved things like hair or fingernail clippings from you customers?
You ever do anything funny like put the shoes on the wrong feet or leave a pencil up their ass or something?
OD we guessed but they dont exactly deliver them with tox screens and shit
No not at all, it's just a job dude and the bodies don't seem human after a while
A lot but again they just kind of wash over you. Kids are really hard to deal with, and sometimes I'm a bit more affected when they come in with some personal belongings, or when they're the kind of person that nobody will mourn (homeless, etc)
dude like 70% of bodies younger than 40 have tattoos, it's universal. Lots of Chinese characters, dumb barned wire and stuff like that. Saw a girl with "Daddys Girl" written above her pussy once.
I work with a couple cool people, one of them was a doctor in Honduras but he's not 100% legal here. He tells some cool stories and he really cares about the work he does. We keep the radio on, and the owner is ok if we crack a beer or two on days that go late.
Haven't actually fucked but have rubbed cock on just about every part. Once a 10/10 freshie came in and had an hour alone with her, so lubed up her cunt and hot dog in a bun until cum on titties
Good enough to blow a load on occasionally. Depends how old the body is and how she died. Sometimes if they're pretty fresh the titties are still warm and pliable. A shot with a hot air gun and they're warm too.
A buddy of mine from hs worked at a funeral home for about 6 months.
Then he found out that one of the owners would arrange after hours "visitations"
He quit when he couldn't face families after he knew some pervert was alone with their loved one doing gawd knows wut.
Funniest story , also is the workplace dead or livly also creepeist story
Not bad for where I live, I made $47,000 last year
Not as often as the movies tell you, by the time we get them that's all done
There's usually at least one other person down there with me all the time
Tough question. From time to time we'll get one that changes position a bit overnight but that's about it.
We've received a few suicides that were veterans of the most recent wars, so I've been surprised by how many prosthetic limbs we get
I hope the entities of those women rape the asshole of your soul in the afterlife for all eternity that's someone's daughter you fucking creep.
How do you deal with coffin births? Do you check the freshly dead pregnant womb?
How often do men get angel lust after the embalming fluid?
So did you expect yourself to be working with corpses when you were younger or did you just fail of becoming a surgeon, what´s the story anon?
also what do you do on your spare time when you aren´t seeing dead people?
I could only wish for a real cannibal to post here
>tfw you're infatuated with cannibalism, but will never have one love you
Fuck this cruel world:(
hey OP pls answer my question
well I had a cousin that died accidentally when I was a teenager so I guess on some level I came to terms with that before I started this profession, but those are definitely the ones that stick with you a lot longer than the old lady who died in her sleep at the nursing home
where your mom will be when i invade your home and stab all individuals in it.
>dude like 70% of bodies younger than 40 have tattoos, it's universal. Lots of Chinese characters, dumb barned wire and stuff like that. Saw a girl with "Daddys Girl" written above her pussy once.
This proves that people with tattoos die younger, less then 70% of the general population below 40 have tattoos
don´t care if bate, you sir are an idiot
If you get a promotion in the future
high access to anything and maybe allowed to work alone on the bodies
i'd say you'd make millions in good real life sex dolls just saying