ITT: You guys cyber bully me.
>Do your worst.
I like the way of which you express yourself.
Ok, not a great start but thank you.
if all of your potential was converted to petrol, it wouldn't be enough to power a flea-mobile around the inner circumference of a fruit loop
It's difficult to bully somepne without any information, but I'll try.
You use a shutterstock image without watermarks? Well, you should have spent your welfare on a fucking camera instead of fucking shutterstock account and your freetime on learning how to photoshop instead of hanging around and smoking weed, dumbass.
I feel more like a dry rag most days.
I do smoke weed, I am on welfare, didn't pay for shutterstock image though.
>2/3 ain't bad anon!
I haven't showered in like a month.
I don't have any kids...
I saw your <insert whatever genitalia you have> when you thought you were alone in the school locker room. I'm going to tell everyone you played with yourself and that your <whatever you have> looks weird/is gross.
Much appreciated! I tried. It's pretty ironic because I am on welfare too. That's the point on cyber bullying, you can say what you want and it might hurt, even if you actually are the sad piece of shit.
Ok but I have to warn you: I'm a bad drunk.
I have no webcam, camera, cell phone or Facebook account.
>No joke I'm that much of a loser.
My own worst enemy.
Pfft I wish.
>Only in my dreams do I kiss girls.
Listen faggot we have track down your ip, start sending something of yourself, or we will destroy you
We are Anonymous.
We are Legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.
>l-le roast me /b/eddit :DD;D
OP and his .45 sitting in a tree, k y s s i n g
listen here you fucker I bet you get off to us insulting you. I bet you got your little faggot hands wrapped around that disgusting little cock of yours isn't that right you worthless piece of shit?
You're an idiot. A moron of the highest order. You're so stupid it's a wonder and a pity you can remember to breath. Intelligent ideas bounce off your head as if it were coated with teflon. Creative thoughts take alternate transportation in order to avoid even being in the same state as you. If you had an original thought it would die of loneliness before the hour was out. On an intelligence scale of 1 to 10 (10 corresponding to the highest attainable IQ) you're rating is so far into negative numbers that one would need to travel into another quantum reality in order to even catch a distant glimpse of it.
what, you think you have the right to just ask to be bullied? you think you can just prance right on in here and get whatever you want when you want it. i bet you do this shit at home too. "hey ma, you make me a sandwich. do your best to make it taste good"
>dont have any kids
and it's a good fucking thing, too. imagine if an entitled little shit like you had kids. those little bastards would run around and make life hell for everyone. except you, because as i already stated, they would be bastards because there's no way in hell some bum on welfare and dope would stick around and raise them.
looking through, i have discovered that you are doing this because you are bored and lonely. what, you can't even get on omegle where that is the status quo? oh wait, that's right. welfare and weed. god forbid you stop smoking and use the money you used to spend on weed to pull yourself out of your shitty existence, but that's another matter. bored and lonely so you come to 4chan, to b, the shitstain on the pimple on the ass crack of the internet, and make a post to bother us with your boredom? because you think we will entertain you? i see. well, since you asked so nicely, i will give you the bullying you want, and so greatly deserve, you putrid, festering sore on an otherwise healthy patch of skin. here it is.
You look like the before picture on a cosmetic surgery website. You are so fat that you buy your clothes at the tent and awning store. You're so alone that you keep dirty plates and candy wrappers on the side of your bed where a normal human being would have a mate lay. Your car is so shitty that Fred Flintstone whooped your ass in a circuit race. Your children are so ugly that the doctor refused to do a DNA test because giving them to any parent would violate their oath to "do no harm." You're so dumb that you asked God for a firetruck and put cookies and milk out for Jesus.
Ya I do what I want I guess. Nope no kids, only time for myself. Thanks for the reply though.
Yes my birth was a mistake.
I love you too. But I don't love myself.
Kk I'll watch out.