>>704400095 One on PoF, another off snapchat, third off Craigslist, got 2 FwB from a previous job, and I'm working on a piece right now. She has a BF, but i'm getting major fuck-me-vibes and that shit never stopped me before.
I was working at subway. She walked in one night and when she was making her order, her pants got caught on that ship rack that hangs off the front of the counter and ripped her shit up and she fell over. I belly laughed right in her face. She came back a couple hours later without her friend and gave me her number. We fucked that night. Relationship only lasted 2 months.
in a resutrant with my friends, she knew them and came over to us. she was super wasted, so nothing really happened that day. and both was in (failing) realtionships at the time. about 6 months later i asked her on a date. now we are married
Tinder. Used it for 2-3 days before I matched with her. Clicked immediately, went on several dates, I fell in love with her. She got a new job and was occupied from 7-10 every day because she also ran her own business so we put the dating on hold for a while, then I moved closer to her then we officially became girlfriend and boyfriend.
>>704399188 >Horny, new in Taipei, went to all the ladies nights >One grill at skankiest meatmarket, dresses like arab >see again at another meatmarket, she don't talk that much gives vibe, strong vibe >put hand down her skirt in middle of bar, she does not move, pretends like nothing, watches crowd >3 months later meet again, take home and fuck >all downhill from there, nightmare, cuck, chasing, pain, etc...rollercoaster
It started off very innocently of course. Just the odd kiss, holding hands and so on. I cant remember much of it to be honest. We did start experiment with each other's genitals though, that much I can remember. I remember trying to put my little wiener into her with varying degrees of success.
I'm not sure who it was that tipped off my colleagues about it but suffice to say that the shitstorm it caused effectively ended my teaching career for good
>>704399188 At new year's eve. We were both quiet and introverted. We chatted a bit and had few drinks. Danced and kissed. Kissed for the rest of the night without talking and getting more drunk. We lived in different countries. For the first 6 months we only talked on Skype. Then she came and we lived together since then. This is our 5th year. We are thinking about having civil papers signed together.
>>704402420 sadly not, no. The sad thing is that I see her all the time and it's as if she doesn't even remember me. It breaks my heart every time. We even speak from time to time. Well, almost every wednesday. She's all like "Hi mister, can I have a cornetto and a box of ice lollies (or something similar. it varies week to week)" and I'm like "sure you are little missy. My you look pretty today" and she will smile or make an awkward joke and then return back to her house and eventually I'll move on to the next street. Still, I do always look back at her think wonder what might have been
>>704402488 thanks bud. its good to have support. I actually have another girlfriend now that I meth through my current job (I misread the first post and thought OP asked how I met my FIRST girlfriend, not how I first my met girlfriend. thats a completely different story)
>>704399188 on Wold of Warcraft. >be me >be 19 at the time >making a LFG for some raid >some pleb askes to join and i give them vent details. >says she is a grill >"yeah right only dudes and land whales play WoW > they leave group FF 2 months. mate is over and skyping some grill he met on WoW. she was a land whale and a half. >land whale "you should meet my friend" >me looks over to see a 8/10 on the screen. note that at the time i didnt know skype want push to talk >looking at 8/10 and said she had nice tits to my mate >she said thanks >spaghetti.jpg
long story short, i brought her a mount in game that she wanted then flew up to where she lived a month later and fucked her. 4 years on and we are still together and have a kid. turns out she hated wow
>>704399188 At a small party at my friends place (his ex actuly, feels medicore man), we both were tripping on lsd. Kinda felt the vibes connecting as I was gradually falling in love with her on place. Shit was magical.
>>704399188 We met at an after party the week after new years eve. I hadnt gotten layed for a month and I saw this cracking bird. I worked my charm and managed to get her pissing drunk. I dragged her into one of the bathrooms and fucked her pussy and ass for what felt like seconds and filled her ass with cum. Yeah I raped her but I took her home after, all she remembers is that so yeah, rapedate kek. She still has no idea
>>704399188 >23 years old >virgin, but had many close encounters of the beta kind >quite a few girls voiced an attraction towards me >I had always been just too chicken shit to do anything about it >start masters degree >meet many new people >start to gain confidence, and generally stop to give a shit >make lots of women friends >inside I'm still a beta, but no one knows >one girl (let's call her girl X) I hang out a lot with, we go on smoke breaks together >she's just a friend >we go on vacation together, me, her, her boyfriend, and a fourth girl who up until then I considered to be just a friend as well (let's call her girl Y) >have an awesome time >afterwards I get quite strong feelings for girl Y >I never used to tell anyone how I feel about anybody, ever >I decide, fuck it and tell girl X about it >she's super excited, sees an opportunity to match-make >organize a movie night at girl Y's place >just me, girl X and girl Y >smoke some weed >girl X falls asleep >we decide we'd better go to sleep as well >girl X wakes up, and in a total wing-man move says she'd rather take the only mattress in the living room because she snores (which she doesn't) >leaving the only place for me to sleep in girl Y's bed >pillow talk, and she’s flirting with me >I’m nervous as hell, so it looks like I’m unresponsive >she asks if she should turn off the light >I say something like ‘how else are we going to sleep’ >she turns it off >on the inside I’m kicking myself in the head >I turn the light back on, and I finally decide to tell her that I really, really like her >she smiles and says she feels the same >we kiss at first, and it escalates to me losing my virginity that night >we're still together, five years later
There is this girl wich I deeply love. I met her 2 years ago. I met her by haning a note on a bilboard in my school saying we were looking for someone to sing (I play in a band and write songs). After 1 year, I started developping real feelings for her. It was a painful struggle and without doubt the hardest thing I have ever done, but yesterday we had a date and kissed, and cried, and it was good
>>704399188 >out with my friends >walking the streets > ar with 3 girls pulls up and yells shit at us >one was my cousin >we walk over >meet some girl I've never met before but went to my school (I had graduated at this point) >she's hot and fun to be around >both our groups start hanging out >all 4 of us guys want this chick >I assert dominance >claim spoils.
It ruined my friendships but I've been with her for 8 years, so it was worth it
>>704400705 >I have never worked in customer service type jobs. how often can you possibly get a date from having strangers come through all the time? Happens all the time. I started off on the grill at McDonald's. One really cute girl whom worked the register had a poll going how many numbers she would be in her shift. It was usually ten numbers a shift. All were thrown away at the end of her shift as she had a b/f the whole time working there.
not sure if we are technically dating cuz last night my roommate kissed me and did a strip tease for me, and when i went to dance with her (ie: let her grind on me) i ran my hand from her shoulder down her back, and from her mid thigh all the way up to her ass. she stopped me and said she hasnt been touched like that in a long time and that she wants me to go slower, so that was pretty much it short of one last kiss on her lips, then later she kissed my cheek before heading to bed.
so, i think we are a thing now?
at any rate, moved in with her off of craigslist, she had an add looking for a subleaser
I started going into a pub she worked in. I couldn't stand her at first but over time we got to know each other. She finished work early one night and we had a drink, which turned into a full night out... And we've been together ever since.
>>704409240 this was literally last night. she got home with 2 of her friends (a guy and girl who i think are a couple, be it a very "open" couple). we all smoked weed and did some coke.
so i have been up all night, no sleep, with the guy sleeping on the other couch down here and my roommate and her female friend sleeping upstairs. last night the other guy was pretty drunk cuz they had all been drinking before coming home, and he was trying so hard to get to sleep upstairs cuz he definitely wanted to fuck my roommate. but she shut him down and made him sleep down here.
unfortunately, she will be leaving for work soon and her female friend is taking off around the same time, so i wont have time this morning to pull her aside and figure out whats up exactly.
>>704409992 What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>704407011 it is don't let him bug u about it. if it becomes a regular thing though you should talk to someone. does not have to be a fucking professional but spill your guts because something's going on.
>>704399188 1st: At a party 2nd: At work 3rd: At a private technoparty in the house I lived in while being with #1 4th: In a bar (was still together with #3 at the time) 5th: In college (we met before GF #1) 6th: At my own houseparty whilst living with #5
Some FWB inbetween, but I pretty much tend to get a new girlfriend very quickly.
>>704399188 buying a pastry from the bakery she was working at, in my mind i was thinking damn she is fucking cute, as i walked off i heard her turn to her work buddy and say he's cute, i;m usually shy but something made me go back to the counter and i took one of the brown paper bags they put the pastries in and a pen from next to the register wrote my name and number and handed it to her without saying a word, she texted me when she finished, been dating for three years
>Be me >Standing in a tram, waiting for my stop, backpack with my bong in it >Twitchy tram >Brakes, I hold on tight >Something loses balance and falls on me, grabs on to my backpack >Hear glass shattering in my pack >nogodpleasenotthebong.mp4 >I ask the cutie girl that almost fell if she's alright >"Yeah I'm fine, sorry if I pushed you" >I take a seat, open the backpack >RIP bong >The cute blonde sees the damage, starts apologising and shit >Gives me her number, says please contact me after work, I'll think of something to make up for it
We fucked that night. Still togather after a year.
>>704399188 >moved into new house >see this girl >my 12 year old mind automatically goes to "I'd make out with her" >become friends >she already has a boyfriend, so I decide to wait them out >friends for like 3 years, they are still dating >decide that I'm tired of just being friends >tell her how I feel >she's speechless, doesn't know what to say >doesn't talk to me for a few days >tells me she told her boyfriend and that he wants to beat my ass >haven't been in a fight since I was 9 years old but no fucking way I was backing down >he says he's going to beat my ass down for "trying to steal his girlfriend" >remember what my dad taught me to do in a fight >rush towards him without warning >go to punch him in the upper abdomen >he drops both his arms in reaction >itwasaruse.jpg >right hand punch him in the face >he drops like a log >no fight at all but my heart was fucking racing >she breaks up with him few days later >starts going out with me >almost 4 years later we're still together, barely >consider leaving her many times because of how bitchy she is and how her male friends are always trying to get her to cheat on me with them
>Friday evening, went to a local park where most metalheads and punks go >Some fucker decides to beat me up >justtrymem8.gif >Put him in the hospital, drank some beer, played with my knife when suddenly some energetic girl approaches me and my friends Fast forward few hours >Only few people left in the park, including me and this girl >Her hands were cold, but since i didn't have gloves with me, i grabbed her hands and basically made her feel better
Long story short, for a while we were friends with benefits and now in the best relationship ever.
>Later she told me that she was just trying to be a wingman for her best friend, who happens to be a shy cunt, and she personally didn't think much of me
>>704399188 We rode the school bus together. She lived about a half mile away or so. We would sit together on the bus and slowly started flirting with each other. Asked her to be my girlfriend and there you go. After that I started walking the half mile to her house to hang out with her in the evenings and on the weekends. That was in 7th grade.
>>704399188 >hot barmaid brakes up with boyfriend >flatmate lets her stay on the couch >go out drinking one night >buy her a few shots >say "fuck this" and go in for kiss >reciprocates >9 months later still dating
On a cruise summer after middle school, long distance, stick it out through her emotional issues and eventually getting raped and having a kid, she's coming down here for college next year, can't wait. 5 years of long game, sometimes dedication pays of /b/
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