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Things you had to learn the hard way about sex. Also dick rate thread

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Things you had to learn the hard way about sex.
Also dick rate thread
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>gay fag
Things I learned
>dicks really don't taste like anything to me
>you make a shit ton of more sounds than on porn
>I'm really good at sucking your dick
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Bi

Dudes are more fun. More decisive
Girls are open minded
Generally bad smells all around
Can't expect to fuck assholes and not get shit on dick
Sex on hard surfaces just isnt as enjoyable for either party
Bad things will happen
Slammin heads together or a bent dick
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being circumcised sucks and makes me want to kill myself
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>>699465217
You should do it then
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>>699464065
>also literal fag
what I've learned
>most straight guys want to try something when they find out you're gay.
>It's really embarrassing when that straight friend wants to try giving oral and he's bad at it.
>I'm very much a bottom despite not wanting to be one.

>>699465217
eh circumcised isn't as bad as people make it out to be.
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>>699465424
Let me guess
>t. Unmutilated guy
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Sometimes going slow and steady is a lot better for both people than going balls deep slamming the squanch with all your might.
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>it's not just gonna happen if you wait long enough
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Cowgirl isn't nearly as awesome as it is in porn. The view is legit but as far as feeling goes it's in the bottom tier of sex positions.
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>>699464747
I got fucked on my knees on a hardwood floor and my knees were sore for a week.

>>699465543
Nope. Actually circumsized. Do I wish I wasn't? Yeah. But I think I'd wish I was circumsized if I wasn't. So no point in worrying about it.
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>>699465720
You aren't fucking the right girls then anon
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Impromptu outdoor sex might be super intense but you'll pay for it the next few days in bug bites. Solution : keep a blanket and bug spray in your car at all times
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>>699465862
Intact guys almost never wish they were circumcised, to be honest.
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Anal sex is shitty
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>>699465862
>I'd wish I was mutilated if I was whole

Lmao

I would murder a rabbi to get my foreskin back. I just want to know what it feels like to be whole.
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>>699465907
Maybe man. The girl I'm with now had a fuckin amazing set of tits but like.. Idk she could ride me for days and Idk if I could get off, but missionary or doggy with her feel way better

Maybe it's just me. I couldn't get off in cowgirl with my ex wife either, but my current gf rides dick waaaaaay better and it's still a no go. Rip.
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>>699466034
Ever met an intact guy in the states? The straight ones almost always wish it. And 4chan is not a good indicator for how people feel about circumcision.

>>699466034
ayy, no shit (good pun tho)

>>699466128
find a dude to dock with. it's the only way
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im still unsure if girls like sex or the fact someone is fucking them
they dont do shit
you have to do like literally all the work even changing a position is like so inconvenient for a girl
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>>699465424
I identified with most of those. Especially because im having a sexually ambiguous fwb relationship kind of thing with a so called straight guy and when I said I was gay the first night he wanted to try slobbin the diddly and he was bad and he kept asking me to teach him how to be better and I tried . every time I try to ask if hes bi or gay he gets very defensive end says hes 100% straight he just likes dicks, all the while my dick is in his mouth or vice versa. I'm like okay man whatever. He gets me drugs so I'm in it for the fun. I can't wait for him to fuck me.
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>>699466282
>>699466128
No, it's not the only way. You can grow back your foreskin by stretching it
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>>699466282
I'm not even gay, if I was gay I'd probably care less.

I'd give almost anything to be intact
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>>699466571
That's fucking bullshit. No frenelum changes, you don't get even close to everything back, and it looks fucking horrible.
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>>699465862
I'm uncut and I thought of it once but I said fuck that shit my cock is beast too
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>>699465424
4chan: the only place you have to say you're a literal faggot not just a figurative one
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Don't pull out anal beads like you're starting a lawnmower.
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The smell of a lubed up asshole will make your stomach turn.
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>>699466715
>puts the ruler a good inch past base of dick
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>>699466876
Kik?
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>>699466599
uncut is actually pretty popular with gay men if that's any consolation. Probably even more popular than it is with women.

>>699466715
what's it like erect. That's all that really maters.

>>699466982
I've heard this joke before but it's still halarious
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>>699467220
Fardels.bear
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>>699466876
That's quite the forest you got there my friend. You must get major swamp ass a lot.
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>>699466876
thats a lot of hair but on the flip side that is a lot of cock
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>>699466263
Can relate
I usually choose cowgirl when I don't want to bust fast but I know it's more enjoyable to both parties if I'm on top
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>>699467285
Uncut is popular with everyone who is not an americut or kike or something

It's objectively better
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Don't act out some fetish unless you're the equivalent of married. Girls talk.
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Things I learned
>if you shave you get more pussy
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>>699467624
finish the story. What happened?
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>>699467745
But that doesn't make sense. By the time you have them in the bedroom they're already rearing for sex. and until you pull it out they don't know ho9w much hair you have
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R8
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>>699467745
More
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Uncut fag, 18
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>>699468309
Kik is jay50000000
For anyone who wants more. I find that shit pretty flattering, to be honest.
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Bisexual dykes with short boyish hair are better at sex than long haired girly girls.
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>>699463694

im horny as fuck right now. my kik is fss4ever

and also rate this cock
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>>699467978
21 uncut. Rate ?
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>>699467802
Asked to try anal (on me) she wasn't very down ended up doing some of it myself in front of her and came on my own face. Told me it was hot, but that was the last time we did anything we broke up that week. I know she told her friends.
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>>699467380
>kek
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>>699468801
pretty long :P
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Wear condoms during anal.
Cause if she farts, it's gonna burn
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>>699469054
thank you
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Rate?
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>>699468875
That really sucks. But that is why you don't mix your social circle with your dating life. Guess you know that now, though

>>699469159
You should wear condoms anyway. Anal is risky business.
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>>699469277
Also if you're gonna fuck a Virgin, you're not gonna have a good time
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>>699463694
getting into positions and in general, moving around is clumsy.
wearing condoms is pretty fucking tough.
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Polygamist relationships almost always end up with herpes, broken knuckles, and no damage deposit.
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r8
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>>699469579
9,7/10
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I learned that it is a REALLY bad idea to bang a chick that wasn't wet. I wanted a quickie she obliged. I just spread her open and shoved it in. That was the worst mistake in my sexual life ever.

Long story short I ended up causing a small tare on the piece of tissue that connects the shaft to the head. Blood was everywhere. Thankfully I am not circumcised. The skin acted as its own tourniquet/bandage.
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All these uncut dicks

You all are lucky
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>>699463694
1. That thrusting is done with moving your hips, not contracting your abs.
Holy hell, those sore muscles.
Also just better movement.

2. That different grills like different things.
That thing with the tounge that grill #1 likes might be totaly "meh" for grill #2

3. Get over your social discomfort and talk.
Things are just way better when things are relaxed and you say to eachother what you want instead of hoping for some kind of telephatic connection to occur.
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>>699469825
> I wanted a quickie she obliged
Chad?
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Things i learned
>Don't fuck when she is on her period, condom or not, there is a lot of blood
>Bent dick hurts

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Something useful for all guys.
NAIR =no hair
is a product used to remove body hair without shaving. Usually found in the shaving isle in the women's products.
It works for just about everything from pubes to anal hair.
But do NOT apply to balls or shaft nor anywhere with cuts. I use it in place of shaping my hair and I might have a few nair burns (just like razor burns) but disappear much quicker.

first time I got it I knew it was a bad idea but I applied it to my balls. They felt super chaffed for the whole day and I didn't even get rid of the hair because I had to remove it because of the discomfort.

read instructions carefully before use and it works great. Now just need a way to take care of scrotum hair.
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>>699470319
bobby?
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>>699465217
me too
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>>699470349
Cute. I love the lack of hair.
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>>699470091
yeah they are :(
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>>699470091
I'm sorry you have to live with that bro. I don't even want to begin to think what life has to be like with a cut dick. must be pure hell.
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r8?
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>>699470828
>>699470836
Makes me want to die seeing all of these intact guys

I just want to be normal and I never will be
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>>699471150
first honest thread about uncut and cut cocks in a while. Errybody knows uncut is master race>>699470836
>>699470828
>>699470091
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>>699471368
No shit one is normal the other is amputated and crippled

Not even master race, just normal vs. mutilated
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the majority of girls cannot wipe their ass properly
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>>699471368
Blond hair blue eyes and an uncut cock I am at the top of the master race.
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>>699471733
absolutely terrifying
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fat girls fuck better but have disgusting looking cunts
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>>699465217
I'm crying right now...
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>>699470836
Is my dick that bad?
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Licking and or sucking the pussy lips is the most uncomfortable shit ever, turned out really bad the next day. Communication is key.
Stubble has to be the worst feeling on a man.
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It's hard to have it
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>>699475779
Do you mean stubble on the dick
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>>699475779
Agree on all
>>699476593
also agree, 8.5/10

>being insecure about your dick or general performance is worse than ED or early spurting or anything else for that matter
>there are such things as bad sex and bad blowjob
>you care much more about your dick size than girls, they just want to get fucked
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i got smacked in the head the first time I sucked dick cause i was using teeth. now i suck dick like a pro. boys over girls any day.
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I learned that holding your thumb actually does help you deepthroat
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>>699476593
10/10 would deepthroat until my nose is buried in your hair and indulge in those balls while stroking you fully
More/contact info?
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What about mine?
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>>699470349
how did you get rid of all your hairs?
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This was a pretty cool thread. And then the cock rate anons were released.
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>>699479296
>pretty cool thread

Yeah circumcised people being suicidal while whole guys show off their normal dicks

Great thread ;_;
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>>699466488
so true
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>>699466700
and pics on what it looks like? ive looked and i cant find anything
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>>699478626
I wanna get RAMMED by that
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>>699479569
Please enlighten me, what's so bad about a circumcised dick?
I am an uncutfag. From America. Always been an open person, would tell people anything about me- I don't give a fuck. Back in high school, friends knew I was uncut. Gave me shit about having an anteater dick. Didn't bother me much, but had me wondering if the cut life was better. /b/ tells me that an uncut dick is virtually unwantable to a grill. As a virignfag, this is concerning.
Just curious, though. What's so bad about a cut dick?
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gently touching the inner thigh with your fingertips gets them crazy wet
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>>699480276
1. nobody here is having sex
2. ppl are bitter about not having sex
3. they want to make other people feel even bitter that not only are they not having sex, but when they finally do have sex it wont "be as good"
4. nobody will have sex anyways
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>>699480201
I don't have pics on this device but I've seen it, it looks stupid like really swollen foreskin

>>699480276
Removes thousands of nerves from the foreskin, one of the most pleasurable regions, removes or alters frenelum in many cases, I'd venture to say most, removes the only protective layer from the glands causing the head to become dry and desensitized from constant rubbing. Removes the foreskin so that the gliding action in penetrative sex is removed, causing more friction and pain during penetrative intercourse and sometimes (depending on how wet she is) requires artificial lube for comfort.

There are no upsides. People only make fun of uncut guys because most were cut and they had to justify it, I was the same way when I was really young and stupid.
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>>699480276
in america it might be weird. I'm european so it's just the norm
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>>699471150
half the time i see an uncut guy in porn i pause it and fucking cry like a bitch
>>699474848
>>699480635
>>699471368
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>>699480930
I can't even get off from it half the time because instead of enjoying it I just get severely depressed
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>>699481036
yeah thats me
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>>699481112
I don't even enjoy life anymore can't even be around parents either without thinking about it.

But that's all the time, I can never stop thinking about it.
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i think we derailed the thread with circumcision depression
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>>699481277
have you talked to them about it?
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>>699481399
Only a little. Mom defended it of course

Doesn't make any difference I can't do anything and they fucked me up for life and can't do anything either

I'll just never have joy anymore now that I know what's happened, can't get over it, can't fix it.
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Kik: x253isawesome
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>>699480407
Yeah, I'm no oldfag. But been here since around 2009-10. Just long enough to know that the majority opinions here are usually not trustworthy. Shit, it's at the top of the board. "Only a fool would take anything here as fact."
But the opinions here and people around the States had me wondering if it was true. This is one of the few threads I've seen where people have diverged from the hivemind perspective of /b/ to talk like normal people.

>>699480635
I always thought that the cut life would be uncomfortable, as when I pull back the skin, rubbing it on shit is not a great feeling. But I never knew if the less sensitivity was a fact or not. It made sense to me, but I was never sure if it was proven. Thank you for the info, man.

Most of my old friends would bring up nothing but dick cheese/smegma. Seemed like they couldn't come up with any other reason to hate being an uncutfag. I think the common-ness of smegma and shit is really played up though. You never really get it as long as you wash your dick like a normal person. So I guess, like always, us Americunts/Americuts/Amerifats are just ignorant.
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>>699481333
Can't really expect mutilated guys to talk about sex without mentioning their permanently fucked up dicks
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I hate anal, I find it painful more than pleasurable but I keep going back to it, can someone explain?
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>>699468309
bump for this guys nuts
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>>699481979
Giving it or pegging?
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>>699475239
>>699475795
>>699476593
Kik????
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>>699481979
you didnt prep enough, take more time to play with your hole and stretch it out more. and there is no such thing as TOO MUCH LUBE.
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Is my cock too hairy? Would you suck?
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>>699482579
perfect amount of hair, it looks nice and trimmed
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>Porn actors are fags for making that much sound
>as soon as you fucked someone they're instantly annoying to be around
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>>699481530
talking to them will help, make sure they understand that its a big deal to you :/ how old are you? do you have a gf? talk to her about it
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tfw you haven't had sex yet
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>>699481850
yeah i know im just messing haha
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>>699466715
You're measuring from your bladder, fucktard. That thing is average at best
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I haven't cum in a week. I need help
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me small :/
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>>699481530
On the bright side, cut guys can last longer than most who are uncut. You have to fight the constant urge to nut inside her when you're uncircumcised. Which sort of takes away from the experience in itself, when your primary focus is not cumming.
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>>699483547
>primary focus is not cumming
Speak for yourself cuck

Getting a girl off isn't easy, if you're quick just play with her
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>>699483547
I'm uncut and I can get hard again in a less than a minute after cumming and I doubt I'm the only one.
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>>699483818
Yeah no I can cum 3-4 times during intercourse before I can't go anymore

People are either impotent or retarded
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>>699483818
no need for this sas here.... :/ guunna make me cry a bit
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>>699481838

It's a special kind of hell knowing you'll never experience the greatest thing in life to the fullest.
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>>699481530
As an uncut guy, my honest opinion is that the foreskin itself is over-rated, doesn't feel as great as sad cut guys think. The frenulum, however, is under-rated and feels much better than foreskin. But I've noticed the ability of the frenulum to make me cum is disproportionately good compared to its sensation. I'd probably last longer without it.

Also my understanding is most sensation of the foreskin comes from the inner wall of the foreskin, not the outer, which a lot of Americans have retained as post-circumcision it becomes the redder colored shaft towards the top. I think this is conditional on the 'high' type of circumcision.

Don't worry about it, I know it's sad feeling like you've been robbed of something but the nervous system is very plastic and works with what its got. Enjoy it.
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>>699484044
heroin is the same f your cut though
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>>699483177
21 and no I don't.

How is talking to the people who caused all of this going to help? I have actually considered finding the doc who did it
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>>699483275
That's not funny
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>>699484172
not if you inject it into your foreskin. gets you 10x more high if you do it uncut
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straight and horny
anyone wanna watch me cum on snapchat?
ill add you
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kik is velikynovgorod if anyone is bored
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>>699484172
KEKEKEKEKEKKE MY SIDES
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>>699484223
me too and its a dead end, talk to them and make them understand your pain please trust me it will help
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>>699484327
>straight
>come watch me jerk off guise
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>>699483547
>you may have way less pleasure and feeling but at least you have less pleasure and feeling

Yeah I used to think we'll I'm mutilated and have less pleasure but at least it's better for any partner.

Wrong too apparently.
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>>699484327
Add VersUncutUK
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>>699463694
Fat chicks stink most of the time, not all of the time, down there.

Skinny chicks smell good most of the time, not all of the time, down there.
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>>699484326
KEKEKEKEKEKKE MY SIDES
ignore the other kek...
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>>699484103
I have lots of the "inner fore skin" since I got cut high, but I think my frenelum got fucked.

Also it's not just the foreskin sensation but how it protects the head from desensitization.
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>>699483743
An uncut dick is more sensitive than a cut one, 10/10 times. Unless there's something else wrong with your dick. I didn't say it was hard for me to not cum, but it's a constant temptation.
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>>699483547
>mfw I'm uncut and can last upwards to 3 hours if I manage my time right
>mfw I unknowingly honed the craft of edging as a youth cause I was fucking horny
>mfw it all paid off
>mfw when I've outlasted every girl I've fucked
by an hour at least
>mfw they've already came 3-4 times before my bomb
>mfw they all told me "no more"
>mfw they text the next morning complaining of a sore and tore up cunt
>mfw they couldn't get enough of my fucking engine
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>>699484486
They don't care, I already told my mom she ruined me she doesn't fuckigncare she believed all the bullshit and fucking got me mutilated

Funny since they're anti vaccination, just stupid gullable old boomer fuckers

You tried to find the doc? What would you have done? I know what I'd do
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>>699482579
I have sucked a cock that looks just like that... holy shit
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>>699484327
mots87
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>>699484223
im sorry thats the best advice i can give you aside from dont let a bit of skin control your life im sorry for your loss and this anon is always there for you
my kik is sirpunchblock if you want to chat anymore
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>>699484955
Maybe we know each other
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>>699465580
Finially had sex with gf after 14 months.

>tfw she told me she was horrified of the pain she thought she'd feel because her mum told her how bad its gon be.
>I liked that bitch b4
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>>699469579
I wanna succ u
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>>699485283
Maybe... area code?
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>>699484924
Not my point, my point was, why are you trying to hold it in, cum, finger her some more while you reharden and keep going
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>>699485177
It's not the skin it's what it does
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>>699482579
Would suck.
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>>699485567
well you gotta suck him off now anyways
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>>699484732
>Also it's not just the foreskin sensation but how it protects the head from desensitization.

I'm uncut, when flacid the head is always covered, but it's still as dry looking as any cut guy. I wonder if there's anything I can do about that...
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>>699485653
im aware man
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>>699485744
Regardless of looks yours is more sensitive by far I wouldn't worry about it
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>>699485718
704
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>>699464747
>Can't expect to fuck assholes and not get shit on dick

this
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Snapchat ?
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>>699486037
Ah damn.. not the same guy. Well now you know you have a dick doppleganger!
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9 inches and thick
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>>699485988
Aw man, sorry you're upset about this. I'd trade with you if it was possible, I cum too easily anyway.
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>>699466514
So much denial. Just be gay/bi. I don't get people. I consider myself str8 specifically because penises do nothing for me at all.
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>>699486646
Kik????
Great dick
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>>699486725
Then go get cut

You have the option to change yours I dont
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r8?
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>>699486646
9/10
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>>699487008
>Then go get cut
I can't be arsed, honestly. All the pain and swelling doesn't sound nice. But if it was my wife's fetish I probably would, that shit's hot af.
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>>699487414
Yeah I'd fucking trade with you for that "problem".

You'll always have the option, you're not mutilated, I am, I can't ever be normal.
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>>699485604
Who actually does that? If I'm being realistic, I'm not trying to cum inside anyone, and if I pull out to cum that's basically giving up. Usually I'll just pull out and make her suck my dick until the urge to cum passes. Is that weird?
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i learned i would never get any
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>>699487085
Kik?
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>>699466102
litterally
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>>699487751
asr159753
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>>699469579
This looks incredibly tasty. 100/10 would suck for hours
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>>699478485
>>
Sup /b/ros, does anyone here have trouble getting an erection when you're with a really hot girl? I hooked up with a chick a couple days ago and it was my first time, I had a lot of trouble getting hard until she sucked my dick then when I got on top I went soft. It was really embarrassing and I don't know what I should do about it. When she was on top I couldn't really feel anything after she first put it in. Is my dick just too small? I'm not sure if I was just too nervous or too self-conscious about my dick not being big enough. BTW sorry if not related to thread, I just didn't want to make my own and kinda feel it goes along with "things you learned"
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>>699463694
Toothpaste is not lube.
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>>699486203
>>699464747
Fuck people who know what they are doing???
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>>699473370
My wife is a porker and her cunt is decent. No pics, she's a prude.

Although I was with a fat girl who had an ugly one labia looking disaster, the girl before my wife was fat and had the prettiest vag I've ever seen in person.
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>>699487587
>who actually enjoys sex
Everyone?
You should be able to cum 2-3 times before you're done, and after the first time you should last long enough to get her off anyways

Usually sex for me is
>foreplay
>she cums
>intercourse
>we both cum
>she cums a few more times before I do again
>she's too sensitive can't keep going
>she sucks me off
>fin
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>>699463694
What a combination... Noy gonna r8 since no homo. Here goes. Filling a girl up will get her pregnant.
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>>699463694

That I can have childs
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>>699484504
Sorry.
Did they interview whores?...
Number of partners??? 10???
They found 125 women who were willing to openly talk about the ten people they have fucked in their life.
Sketch as fuck. Women can hardly talk about their fucking feelings.
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Cumming inside is expensive, those pills ain't cheap
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>>699480276
Literally nothing. Moisturizers and lube exist and are easily accessible which is 2/3 of the uncut fags argument, the other third being muh sensitivity. Yeah it's somewhat reduced, but still very sensitive. If anything, being cut allows men to last longer.

The only people who care about it that much are here on 4chan not having sex while making fun of people who didn't have a choice in their circumcision.
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>>699489136
Anyway you have to defend it to make yourself feel better man.

I am cut and I didn't have a choice, and there are lots of depressed mutilated guys here.

You don't have to pretend like it isn't a big deal. Using artificial lube because you can't fuck normally is sad already.
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>>699489136
The difference isn't massive but the fact that people do that to their kids is messed up
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>>699489136
Also you say "somewhat reduced" judging by all that gets removed and the corresponding effect on the head it's quite a bit more than "somewhat".
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>>699484327
Fardels.bear
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>>699489591
No, it isn't. If it was, uncut guys wouldn't last more than 30 seconds during sex.
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>>699489136
hell. cooking oils like olive oil will work.
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>>699484504
Top kek!
Make Americans whole again!
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Everywhere else on the Internet: circumcision doesn't really matter, it should be the kids decision but it actually doesn't affect all that much.

4chan: YOU'RE CUT?! THAT MAKES YOU AN INFERIOR FAGGOT THAT RECIEVES NO PLEASURE AND SHOULD STRIVE TO BE UNCUT.
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I feel doomed with my disgusting looking cock
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>>699463694

It drains your bank account
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>>699489778
They are used to the increase sensitivity, mutilated guys never had a chance to get used to feeling.

The fact that they literally can't imagine the exposed head rubbing against underwear should be enough for you to realize we lost a lot.

>>699489979
I find nothing funny about this at all.
>>
>eh. Your guess is as good as mine at this point....straight?
>short chicks have smaller vaginal canals
>chicks don't like you harpooning their cervix
>gotta focus 24/7 while banging rather than enjoy the moment to make sure i'm not hurting them
>had to learn the painful way that cowgirl in any girl below 6' can break my D and require an ER visit
>having a bigger dick isn't as fun or as useful as porn and society makes it out to be
>chicks can be just as selfish as men and will throw in zero effort after they get theirs
>anal sex without the presence of shit requires proper diet a few days ahead of the act as well as a rigorous enema routine just before and is not worth it as the ass is pretty damn smooth inside and the only nice bit is where it bends
>traps are the most generous lovers i've found, they just keep chugging along all night even if they pop 20 seconds in
>race can actually be used as a decent measuring stick for tightness 1.asian 2.spanish 3.white 4.black
>it seems damn hot in the act but fingernails digging into your skin leaves permanent life long scars
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>>699490092
>doesn't effect all that much

I fucking wish

>>699490137
It looks fine, also if you're cut you got super fucking lucky because that's one of the least invasive circumcisions I've ever seen.
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>>699489450
Kek if that's honestly how you feel just kill yourself. It's a small amount of skin, sex is still incredible, and 99% of us had no choice in the matter. You're upset simply because these uncut "masterrace" faggots are telling you that you should be.
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>>699490486
It is good as far as we know but imagine how much better it must be for intact guys? How can you just not have that bother you?

I bet what we feel comparitively is fucking shit
>>
Free redbull for everyone. Also rate plz(the dick)
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>>699465907
agreed. Reverse cowgirl on the other hand is great for view and feel.
>>
r8?
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>>699490486
^this
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>>699490760
Know 2 guys that had to get circed as adults. On for some soccer related tearing injury and one for a sex related tear. They say the pleasure is 100% there it just feels different without the slidding action but now the head isn't covering back up a bit on the backstroke. Only real complaint they have is having to learn a different jacking technique.
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>>699488314
Mate I totally have this and it's not a problem.
I was really worried, but I realised that when I fap I still get hard and stay hard. Which means it's not a problem with my dick, it's a mental thing, and the poor boners are definitely caused by nerves/anxiety about fucking.
My other conclusion is the fact that I simply fap way too much and so am not fully in the mood when it comes to the bedroom sometimes.

I would 100% suggest you give up porn (I'm still in the process, easier said than done.) Since I've stopped fapping I'm definitely so much better. Additionally I've found it way easier if I drink water regularly to stay fully hydrated.

I'm not really having issues anymore, it's literally a mental thing. If you dwell on it though and worry that you have a problem, it will definitely carry on!
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>>699490760
Because I'm not a faggot thinking about other dicks getting off when I can think about destroying holes with my own.
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>>699491214
I really want to believe this so much

How long were they cut for? I've had over 20 years of dick rubbing to desensitize myself

Also I'm assuming they had less removed as tends to be the case with adult cuts? Frenelum and stuff likely untouched?
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>>699490233
>The fact that they literally can't imagine the exposed head rubbing against underwear

I'm uncut and this is untrue for me, it's not that sensitive. It feels like lips do tbqh.
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>>699491380
Seems like a dumb answer, if it works for you fine. Wish I could just blindly not care and get through it like that.
>>
Things I've learned: girls don't like large, filthy objects harshly shoved in their pussies. Usually.
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>>699491891
>large
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>>699492231
kek
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>>699491555
thank you for the input

Makes me feel a little better

I wonder why though?
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>>699491296
Thanks for the confirmation, I was pretty sure it was all nerves. I'm hoping she'll give me another chance and I can perform this time. How often do you watch porn now? I only watch it about 3-5 times a week and fap when I do so I didn't think it was really a problem
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>>699491528
Wouldn't know about how much is left though one says its pretty tight. Ones had it age 18 and he's 28 now the others 21 and had it age 17. If you're worried about your head getting dry just do what i do and put coconut butter on everything including the head in the morning after showering and rub your shit down with bio-oil at night before bed. Makes the whole area feel silky smooth which chicks just seem fascinated with for some reason and the sensitivity is amazing. It even reduces scar tissue and heals damaged collagen so circed people get bennies from this as well. Takes 3 months for real results though.
>>
>>699492231
Hehe
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>>699492858
>bennies

What the fuck is that?

Also what is bio oil? Just use coconut oil every night?

I actually don't even know if I have my frenelum or not, if anyone can tell me I'm curious to know.
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>>699492697
It's totally down to nerves, especially if you can get hard when you fap.
I watched porn and fapped most days if I'm honest, but my opinion is it kind of desensitized me to fucking because I was used to just watching it.

I just don't watch it now. If I'm gonna fap, I just fap over my girlfriend and that means fucking her turns me on even more. It seems to be working.

But it's definitely anxiety, so don't worry about it. It's a vicious circle if you let it bother you. Just make it clear to the girl it was nerves - say you were nervous to her, she'll probably find it cute or some shit. Give it a try though - I would say watching porn wasn't the issue for you this time and it was just nerves though.

Just don't overthink it buddy, just let your body work naturally.
>>
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If you talk to whores they'll tell you that uncut people have problems with sensation and cumming.

I'm cut and it's tough to manage. I want to jerk off everyday, but i get DGS if I do so I try cut it down.
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>>699493417
Thanks man. I'm definitely down to try again and think I'll abstain from porn for a while just in case.
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>>699465424
The only way for you to say without bias that circumcised isn't as bad as people make it out to be would be to have experienced the sensations that both a circumcised and uncircumcised penis give you. Unless you had a freak foreskin accident, you simply cannot make that claim.
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>>699494115
>that uncut people have problems with sensation and cumming

What?

>DGS
What?
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>>699493295
>frenulum
No.
>bennies
Benefits.
>Bio-oil
Its the other legit miracle of the skincare world other than coconut butter. Its the combo women use after having kids to make the stretchmarks disappear and to tighten the loose skin up as best they can. Both coconut butter and bio-oil heal up collagen which has a positive effect on skin and nerves in the area and it reduces scar tissue in the process so you're not trying to feel shit through scar tissue. Coconut butter has to be rubbed in to work properly so you do that after a shower and bio-oil gets better results the longer you leave it on so just rub it in and on thorougly before bed and clean it off with a morning shower to complete the cycle.
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>>699484504
>actual citation needed
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>>699494229
Well if this guys to be believed it gives me some hope:>>699491214

Also I have talked to another guy on here (/pol/ actually) an Aussie, who had an adult circumcision and says there's not a noticeable difference.

As long as it's not a huge difference it's still comforting. I'm feeling a bit better now after reading some of the responses here.
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>>699494441
>Frenelum
>No

Alright... ;_;
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>>699494022
Kik?????
>>
>>699494115
>>699494280

I meant cutfags have trouble with sensation.

DGS= death grip syndrome
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>>699494498
I think it also depends on the type of circumcision. There's probably not much difference at all between uncut and a higher looser cut with frenulum preserved. A lower tighter cut with the frenulum tissue excavated is going to be a different story as both the inner foreskin and frenulum will be excised.
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>>699494914
Isn't that more from squeezing like fuck while masturbating and less from being cut?

I'm cut and I make sure not to grab really hard.
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>>699495045
Mine is high and tight no frenelum yes?>>699493295


Wish I had my frenelum still I guess that's why I can get off lightly rubbing the underside of the shaft but not the underside of the head easily
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>>699494776
Hey, if my fren is rubbed for like 30s I cum so you are avoiding premature ejaculation problems at least.
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>>699493892
Lovely
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>>699495396
I bet it feels great though, I'd much rather have it.
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>>699495288
Looks very high, pretty much all of the inner foreskin is preserved (good for sensation) and moderately tight. But yeah, no frenulum.
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>>699495710
So if I only had the frenelum it would be an ideal (if there's such a thing) circumcision?


FUCK
>>
I too have a weiner.
>>
Who wants to put there feet on this cock?
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>>699495529
It feels different. It seems to be way more of a cum trigger than it should be for how it feels though.
>>
>>699496072
Oh well, I'll never have it unless some miracle tech comes through.
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>>699495865
Omg
Kik?????
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Rate pls.
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>>699496836
You should be very grateful.

I think femdom is interesting but dick mutilation would be an obvious line.
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>>699496523
Kik pls?
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>>699491380
Hold your beatiful balls please
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>>699496836
Also is low and high better than high and tight?

I'm guessing yes since more skin for gliding ya? Mines very tight.
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>>699496221
Sorry. I don't do one on one.
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>>699467106
not my stomach fam
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>>699466263
>>699467404
literally so confused... girl on top is 100% the easiest position and feels the best... tho they never really ride me, they just sit there and i fuck them from underneath.
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>>699497434
Cute dick anon. ;)
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>>699497755
I'm really surprised at how much it still goes on and did go on back when I was born. I think it's just awful.

Good to know that mine could've actually been worse, it's too bad I didn't get to keep my frenelum, or better yet not got cut at all.

One of the weirder cases to me is South Korea, I think over 70 percent of males get cut there but it's willing and done when they're older.
>>
One thing I learned the hard way?

Not every woman is blessed with vaginal space. I can probably take in MAYBE 5 inches. Less is more for me. After a while it hurts like hell having your cervix pounded, especially if you have endometriosis.
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>>699497434
I've got hot pics of some big tit bitch to share
Kik?
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>>699475239
9.5/10
really nice one <3 I want it so haaaard
>>
Anyone snap chat?
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>>699481277
Jesus fucking Christ, faggot, buy yourself dome lube and a flesh light.
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>>699484103
I'm an uncut fag, where the fuck is the frenulum, but it's true, foreskin itself is over rated
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