CiV 6.0 thread? Let's see how far /b/ can get before total annihilation.
Rules: Only first dubs or higher after this post or after the update count, someone gets dubs or ^ and we wait for the next update to roll again. We lose once the population reaches 0
Population: 100
Resources: 2
Buildings: Town Hall
Go /b/
Build a snowman
Breed the said snowman
>>699408977
Winrar
Population: 100
Resources: 2
Buildings: Town Hall
Misc: Snowman
We import the snow to build a medium sized snowman, it was succesful.
>>699409190
really nice pixel art shit
get a bunch of dogs
>>699409256
Thanks anon
>>699409190
throw multiple molotovs at the forest
>>699409190
chop some wood and build houses. 100 people in one hut is unsanitary.
>>699409312
Rolling for this, he is right
Chop down the wood and replant them. Make another hut near the beach
Wall pls
Make a snowman out of shit to exclude the possibiliry of being seen as racists
>>699409312
rolling
Also guys, only one command per post please :S -OP
>>699409312
this
>>699409190
Burn recources
Build the watermelon farm
explore the surroundings
Worship Cthulhu and breed with the deep ones.
Now we wait for the watermelon farm.
export the grass to china
>>699409488
Winrar
Population: 120
Resources: 2
Buildings: Town Hall - House x2
Misc: Snowman (melting)
We chop down two large trees and build two small houses, the population grows.
Build a cattle farm
Start weekly orgies to boost population
>>699409935
oh my dog even the snowman melts.
REBUILD HIM STRONGER
>>699410134
Rolling for this
>>699409935
build a religious monument to strengthen the community
Hahaha this is actually a fuckin amazing thread
Rolling for a tidal wave coming, destroying all 3 houses
go exploring
>>699409935
create some fishing rods and catch some food
>>699409700
ignored?
BRING IN THE NIGGERS
>>699410242
Roll again. BTW there are survivors
>>699410134
this
>>699410317
roll
>>699410348
roll.
>>699410166
winrar
Population: 140
Resources: 2
Buildings: Town Hall - House x2
Misc: Snowman (He's gonna die any time now)
We boost the population but the sanitation of the village takes a hit, we're dirtier than ever which might lead us to a plague sooner or later...
Build a gamestop
>>699410434
lmao not this again
>>699410389
roll
Build a smithing hut, then start creating swords and sheilds
>>699410393
establish jobs for the community (worker, nurse, guard etc.)
a forest fire starts
>>699410434
Roll
>>699410455
this doesn't count
Build a wall
create a swastica model made of wood
OH MY GOD BUILD MORE SNOWMEN
>>699410176
rolling for this. Also the snowman gains sentience.
research biological warfare
>>699410434
Rollerino
rerolling for the cattle farm
OP do you just do this in paint?
Also rolling for an empty in ground swimming pool
>>699410393
build a wall
10 snowmen are built
>>699410555
gg boys gamestop it is
>>699410555
fuck off
>>699410555
Winarr
Also build a robot mecha
>>699410479
rolll
>>699410393
Exterminate any of the population that has STDs and wash the rest
>>699410393
create a stronger snowman
>>699410578
Reroll
>>699410744
Winnar
>>699410578
rerollerino
>>699410555
triprar
Population: 150
Resources: 1
Buildings: Town Hall - House x2 - Gamestop
We build a medieval gamestop, it sells chess. Our resources suffer but the people are mildly happier. Also we've lost the snowman, only his watery remains remain
>>699410744
>>699410833
What a waste of dubs
>>699411001
build another snowman, and maintain him carefully. turn him into a religious idol and create a religion regarding him
let the communitie vote for a mayor
>>699411001
a tidal wave destroys the gamestop
>>699410393
plant some more trees
>>699411001
Airdrop occurs. Bunch of resources and a free dog
AAA game release. 500fat neck beards storm the village.
>>699411001
go into the wilderness to find more cows for cheese production
>>699411019
Need to keep the village safe from brown snowmen
>>699411073
roll
>>699411001
Build a cattle farm.
>Place 10pop within it and force them to breed infront of the town
>>699411001
Explore
>>699410578
Re rolling
>>699411062
Rollin for this
Praise the based snowman god
everyone must wash themselves in the sea every 2 days to remain clean
>>699409700
OP forgot our Cthulhu worshipping awhile back.
>>699411088
win
>>699408927
What game is this?
feminists kill the male population
>>699411144
winrar
>>699411088
Winarr
>>699411088
this is cheating
roll for >>699411101
>>699411165
There's only one winrar between updates
>>699411001
get more cattle for gamestop cheese
>>699411001
Yo, OP, how do we go about getting some of them resources ? Wouldn't want to run outof them.
>>699411088
winrar
Population: 150
Resources: 3
Buildings: Town Hall - House x2 - Gamestop
ONLY DUBS AFTER THE UPDATE COUNT PLEASE
A crate falls from the sky, crate religion has been found. We gain some resources and also a dog which is chilling next to the gamestop.
>>699411310
Explore
>>699411290
Build some resource gathering buildings
build a second gamestop
Build a memorial to Adolf Hitler.
>>699411310
Militia trained to protect town
>>699411144
>Based snowman god
we need this. c'mon
>>699411352
roll
build a kfc so everyone gets obese
Do you dumb niggers not get the rules? One winrar per update, stop trying after the first dubs fags.
>>699411310
Build a fishing hut on the beach
>Then build a wall out of fish
>>699411310
build a farm
>>699411422
This.
>>699411333
Won
>>699411333
>>699411310
explore and invest in infrastructue and crops/hubting/fishing. feed to expand.
>>699411352
this, also find more cattle for gamestop cheese
>>699411333
Jesus fuck
>>699411333
insta winrar
>nice
build a shipyard
invent feminism
>>699411310
How are you making this shit ? Did you study arts or graphic design or some shit like that ?
Also roll for electing a chief/leader to rule the village
>>699411519
> Population instantly drops to 0 due to stupidity.
>>699411538
what's the point to elect anyone if we are the rulers, you dipshit
>>699411348
Like what ? All I see is trees, does wood count as resource for everything ?
>>699411333
triplrar
Population: 155
Resources: 2
Buildings: Town Hall - House x2 - Gamestop
We explore, the map expands a little, I can only expand the map so much guys :/ We lose some resources because of it though but we now have more space
An orcish warband settles on the ridge.
>>699411648
build farm
>>699411352
roll
>>699411538
Didn't study stuff, I just did it in my free time and now this lol But I do make art and animations, check out Extellus on google
Build a well
build the Eye of Sauron
>>699411648
Dig down
We need to go deeper
>>699411615
you can make a mine for ore
>>699411648
Build a goldmine
>>699411648
create a hostile religion around the previous snowman, and build a monument to his day of melting
build an idol to the old gods for prayer points
100 of the population dies to dead memes
>>699411711
Nice
>>699411711
Winrar!
>>699411711
oh god
winrar
>>699411648
Build shrine to the god of war.
>>699411711
Winrar
Build a farm
>>699411679
roll
Goblin army attack
Build sanitary facilities
>>699411538
do you need to study arts n shit just to fuck around in mspaint.exe?
also roll for patriarchy, which means all women get enslaved and evry 5 posts one gets killed
>>699411711
Win
>>699411711
Winnerarr
>>699411601
Because it would make sense, what's the point of playing it otherwise ? A leader would open choices like killing criminals, setting order and other shit
OP You're damn good at art.
You should make this into a "real" game
>>699411875
yeah how about you just write it
>>699411703
Not a big fan of your other stuff, your pixelated drawing here is looking much better, IMO you should do more of it.
>>699411918
You make making games sound easy. Its not
>>699411711
winrar
Population: 160
Resources: 1
Buildings: Town Hall - House x2 - Gamestop - Eye of Sauron
We not have a mildly effective evil overlord who watches us, the people are not happy because we already have a religion, crate religion. The Eye is situated on a wooden tower. Also it took some resources to be built
>>699412029
I was thinking of making some but I don't really know what :S
>>699411978
Its dumb to just say "there is magical peace because i got dubs", its not like you can just build shit without resources, why would you be able to set peace without a leader ?
>>699412086
Build a farm to generate resources
>>699412086
Dig down
We need to go deeper
An outbreak of aids causes everyone to die but 2 people, a man and a woman
>>699412086
start crusades against crate religion for snowman religion
Vote Trump!
Kill 100 of the population
Clean up the FUCKING village
>>699412086
You just made Saurons eye into a water tower gg man
Rolling again for building sanitary facilities
>>699412086
Roll for building a mine or log camp, for resource gen per turns
Attract outside investment into our community
BUILD ANOTHER FUCKING GIANT SNOWMAN BY THE POWER OF QUADS
>>699412188
Win
>>699412086
OP I like you and your art but I have to say this eye of Sauron is a bit disappointing
>>699412155
winner
>>699412086
Upgrade eye of sauron into trump tower
>>699412155
Win!
>>699412155
Win
>>699412086
Mine some stones
>>699412155
crops or livestock?
>>699412188
Win
>>699412211
How are they supposed to build it if they have no access to stone, iron ore, or obsidian?
>>699412144
Ask someone in an artsy board ? I don't really have many good ideas about that to share.
>>699412086
Make the dog and templarof the crate religion (High Priest) Teach him everything about the religion, and attempt to make him a hero worthy of defeating Sauron.
>>699412144
>>699412155
>>699412188
>>699412199
>>699412211
>>699412299
>>699412155
winrar
Population: 165
Resources: 2
Buildings: Town Hall - House x2 - Gamestop - Eye of Sauron - Farm
We build a farm and it generates 2R but it takes 1 as well and now we have 2
>>699412465
get more cattle for gamestop cheese
>>699412465
explore and invest in infrastructue and crops/hubting/fishing. feed to expand.
>>699412465
Rebuild the snowman, with a crate on his head.
destroy the eye and replace it with a swastika >>699412465
>>699412261
You can upgrade it, it starts off as a wooden tower eye
>spend months building tower of sauron
>immediately start training a dog to tear it down
>>699412465
everyone commits suicide
>>699412515
This
>>699412465
Build a gulag. Prisoners mine stone and iron.
>>699412522
HOLY fucking shit I've gotten 3 of the past dubs, the farm, the airdrop, and now this.
>>699412465
Cut down more trees. Replant. Save resources.
>>699412522
winrar
>>699412522
Here
>>699412575
then do some interesting shit
>>699412522
Winrar but accomplished nothing
Put 5 villagers on cleaning duty
>>699412465
Are there any other villages ? You wouldnt need to draw it i guess, we could just pretend
Also, rolling for Frodo Baggins being born in the village (Fuck Sauron)
>>699412522
This is NOT okay anon
>>699412575
Why waste them on the snowman then ? You know OP is gonna melt that shit
Build a wall.
>>699412522
Winrar
Population: 170
Resources: 1
Buildings: Town Hall - House x2 - Gamestop - Eye of Sauron - Farm
Misc: Snowman with a crate on top of it's head
We import the snow and build a snowman, it drains resources, and also we put the crate on top of it. The village is really dirty, better work on cleaning that shit up otherwise
>>699412795
because HAIL SNOWMAN
>>699412851
Establish a city watch
cover the snowman with the dirt surrounding the town.
>>699412851
DIG DOWN
>>699412529
roll
5 villagers on cleaning duty
build a monument and hostile religion arund snowman
>>699412851
build EB games to compete with gamestop
>>699412880
roll
>>699412866
oh my FUCKING GOD KING OF DUBS.
rolling for exploration
>>699412887
reroll
>>699412882
roll
build a shipyard
>>699412894
roll
>>699412851
Clean the village
>>699412851
clean only the gamestop
>>699412922
winwinwin
>>699409700
op is fag
>>699412922
fucc
>>699412851
build a canal from the ocean into the city, for sanitation purposes
>>699412922
holy shit my goddamn luck THIS IS THE FIFTH
>>699412851
Chop down the entire surrounding forest
>>699412943
Roll
>>699412922
you retard he said he cant explore
>>699412922
Winny ninny
>>699412922
Jesus christ u ass
Trips say we start washing ourselves
>>699412922
This is fucking bullshit dude, No way you aren't cheating somehow.
>>699412866
Winrar
Population: 175
Resources: 1
Buildings: Town Hall - House x2 - Gamestop - Eye of Sauron - Farm
Misc: Snowman with a crate on top of it's head
Hail the snowman, snowman religion founded, people are now seperating into two groups, crate and snowman religion
>>699412994
stop, anon. Leave some for us.
>>699413074
Divide town down the middle, seperate religions
>>699413074
Introduce communism.
>>699413074
dig down
Build a Public Bath
OP NOW MOER SNOWMEN FROM NOW ON the point is to have fun anon, don't force the snowman :/
clean up the shitty village. chop down that bunch of trees to the south east
>>699413074
form a militia to kill all the followers of snowman religion
Develop space shuttle
>>699413074
crusade against crate religion
get building a shipyard
PUT SOME VILLAGERS ON CLEANING DUTY FOR FUCKS SAKE WE'RE GONNA GET AIDS
Also OP could you include how much time has passed since the last image?
>>699413074
Why you retard? The crate is ON the snowman they are one and the same retard
>>699413157
reroll
>>699413147
roll
Snowman religion kills every Crate religion believer in their sleep.
>>699413157
reroll
>>699413074
Mormons settle nearby
>>699412986
Roll for this
SWASTIKA REPLACEA SAUROM
>>699413074
The Religions join in peace, since the snowbitch has a crate on his head.
>>699413196
That's life for you anon
>>699413155
great waste of dubs
>>699413074
Chop down the forest and build trump tower in its place
>>699413157
double reroll i never fail
>>699413074
dubs king will reign again
rolling for destruction of the eye
>>699413155
the dubs have spoken
also reroll >>699413190
>>699413211
>>699413211
winrar
>>699413233
FUCK
a gang of black thugs come to the town and fuck your girl. you sleep outside while they take over the house.
>>699413222
checked
Orcs build next to village
Build the senate
if quads then a blizzard strikes
>>699413211
winrar
>>699413222
Trips override
Yo how about an earthquake?
>>699413211
Winrar
>>699413222
WIN TRIPS
Mexicans clean the city
>>699413239
Its not waste, its him stopping the dude that keeps getting dubs from forcing this shit. Fuck that useless snowbitch
WE'RE GETTING MORMONS GUYS PREPARE
>>699413376
rol
Clean the village
>>699413211
winrar
Population: 85
Resources: 1
Buildings: Town Hall - House x2 - Gamestop - Eye of Sauron - Farm
Misc: Snowman
Snowmen kill crates, the population is halved but you never know, there might be some of them left in the hiding
>>699413409
fuck you too bitch
>>699413501
Public bathhouse
>>699413501
Build dirtman out of the dirt surrounding the town
Build water sanitization building and make villagers clean elsewhere
>>699413501
You fucked up op
>>699413222
>>699413482
roll
>>699413501
Mine some fucking stones ffs
>>699413501
islam settlers settle nearby
>>699413501
CLEAN THE TOWN ALREADY