Badly describe plots of movies four kids come out of the closet.

>>699296579
your first family reunion

fat rey mysterio is religious.

Narina

>>699296579
Narnia.

>>699297849
You fucking dick.

>>699296579
narnia. too fucking obvious and trying too hard. shit thread. saged.

The music of Katy Perry saves the world

>>699297738
Nacho Libre

>>699298052
Simpsons Movie.

a bunch of criminals and some girl who likes to doodle, do sedatives and take a lot of naps.

Birthday boy makes father's job impossible to do

In a world where feels are illegal, law enforcer burns his wife

I Robot, the romantic comedy.

>>699298356
Nope.

>>699296579
Bump

>>699298555
her?

>>699298424
Click.
Or
Billy Madison.

French people keep getting shitted on by the whole world while everyone sings.

>>699298760
Les Miserables?

>>699298640
No.

>>699298745
No

>>699298807
Too easy. You got that right!

>>699298052
The interview

demolitionist steals medallion and befriends a little girl

dad is a dick to his kid gets addicted to coffee

Girl in a coma goes on an adventure in the dangerous wilderness in order to find her way home. Ignores riches laid before her that she could take on her way, then performs ice bucket challenge for the bad guy before the end.

Possessed rag dolls except they're good ones and fight edgy scrapbots with scissors and flashlights

>>699299080
Fairly Odd Parents.

>>699299183
Toy Story

>>699299223
No

>>699299263
You got me by two seconds.

it's like bonnie and clyde but in the future. like really far it's almost like science fiction

>>699298941
Ding ding.

A fox steals for a living, ends up ruining life for everyone.

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>>699299334
2fast4you

>check'em

>>699299263
No
Did you even read past the first line?

>>699296579
The goonies

>>699299080
Kicking and screaming

>>699298552
equilibrium try harder

Guy is disarmed while trying to make vlogs

>>699299464
Zootopia.

>Dumb bitch in a gang bang in the woods passes out drunk for a couple years.

>>699299555
HOLY SHIT TRIPS

>>699299464
Fantastic Mr. Fox

>>699299464
Zootroplise or Disney Roben hood

>>699299555
boi

>>699298424
Liar Liar?

>>699298424
liar liar?

I got a good one
>Maybe he did do it, maybe he didn't.
>I'm leaving here, via chisel
>Mexico!

>>699299591
Good anon, didn't think anyone would get it!

>>699299573
Yes^^

>>699299555
Alright then small soldiers

>>699299818
I don't even know what that movie is so no

>>699299608
Nope. Guess again.

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>>699299698
>>699299719
Ding ding ding

>>699299080

Jungle to Jungle

>>699299631
Ding ding ding!

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>>699299555
>Fights scrapbots with a flashlight.
>Woody uses flashlight to defend self against baby scrapspider.
>'Did you read past the first line'.
>Mfw Poster is autism

>>699299183
Small Soldiers?

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>>699299667
You must be Portuguese. Believe it's the only place where they called it Zootropolis.

>>699299954
See >>699299870

>>699299887
Kek

Hot woman in love with worthless food addict and the end up traveling across time with a man that smells like feet and boozes

>>699299954
Refer to>>699299870

He's autistic and doesn't know what he's talking about therefore it's toy story

>>699299008
Break things Bradley

>>699299913
No>>699299573

>>699299183
The movie 9.

>>699300234
Why the fuck didn't I think of that.

>>699299948
Oh shit I forgot about that part
But notice PLURAL
I wouldn't be that fucking specific
>>699300165
Salty you can't get it right because you watch shit movies
>>699300234
Winner winner chicken dinner

Jew forces an interracial couple where somehow the black guy is the more tolerable one

>>699299763
Shawshank Redemption?

An American lands in foreign location, kills the local leadership, then struggles to find an exit strategy.

>>699300349
Rush hour?

>>699300415
The interview

>>699300415
Delta Farce?

>>699300415
Lone survivor?

Genie demon thing fights himself by summoning dragons and shit
ARE YOU SURPRISED?
ARE YOU SURPRISED?
ARE YOU SURPRISED?
ARE YOU SURPRISED?

Crippled guy decides to turn furry after seeing how better their life is.

>>699300292
ok bud

>>699300494
>>699298941
pls stop

>>699296579
harry potter and the chamber of secrets.

Drugs, reptiles, and journalism

No one watches closely.

Best leader ever
Round nuke
Ded
Small nuke
Ded
Second in command shaves him so nobody knows it's him in America except in a bad way because he's not going undercover or anything he can't go back
Works for Tumblrina shitlord
Stopped watching after that because I have a small attention span

>>699298401
Inception

>>699296579
A general who's worried about his fluids ends the world

Some asshole with a bowl cut loves killing people and tossing coins.

robots In love <3 and save earth

>>699300775
The dictator?

>>699300743
The Prestige

>>699300879
No country for old men

>>699299596
Anybody?

>>699300429
no but I lol'd

>>699300903
Wallllllll-eeeeeee

>>699300824
dr strangelove

>>699300960
Dingdingding

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>>699301025
Heck yea

>>699300914
Yep

>>699300988
Good shit!

>>699301018
Yep^^

>>699301097
That fucking bowl cut though..

>>699296579
Thawed out caveman goes to high school. Everyone thinks he's a foreign exchange student.

Americans blow things up and main dude gives world leaders a talk about dicks assholes and pussys

A weird band decides to go into the woods to make music. And one motherfucker dies too.

>>699301302
I know the movie just not the name>< o

Doesn't get reservation

Is upset.

>>699301423
Date night

>>699301464
>>699301423
Nope

Some asshole steals cars and saves the day whilst running from a black dude and a beta male.

Jew, retard, school teacher and mr invisibility for the whole movie go to Vegas

Boy meets qt with similar interests
Make exclusive club, but not one of those fancy elitist ones, they're fucking kids
Get married
Infertile
Get old
She dies
City builds around man, refuses to leave his house
Eventually forced into old folks home
He escapes
Kid gets dragged along
Go on adventure to South america

>>699300547
avatar

>>699301780
Up

>>699301784
True that. Once you go furry you never go back.

>>699301310
team america

robots take over small town only humans left decides to get shit faced

>>699301842
It was too obvious...

>>699301966
Fuck ya !!!^^

>>699301772
hangover

>>699302031
Honestly ya

>>699302123
Yes

Surfer dudes become skater dudes and one kid has a tumor.

>>699301423
Added hint:

Elaborate morning routine

>>699299573
I fucking love that movie. Don't even care.

>>699300777
Nice Dubdub-trips

>>699302229
American psycho?

5 kids in detention, need I say more?

>>699302353
There yah go

queen almost kills sister only saved because of insest lesbian love

Everyone watches him on tv as he lives his life

>>699298052
Horribosses2

>>699302405
Lunch Group

>>699299159
Wizard of ozvious

Gorillas causing trouble in the neighborhood
Ghosts come to the rescue in this old classic
Don't forget the messages about Jesus, I mean, there are crosses in the movie

>>699302405
Breakfast club

>>699302475
>>699302475
>>699302475
All of my ultimate yes.

>>699302436
truman show

>>699302436
Trueman show

>>699302405
Dinner Gang

>>699302405
Brunch Bros

>>699302405
Snack Squad

>>699302600
>>699302598
Yes

>>699302405
Meal Musketeers

>>699300996
Does this mean I win?

>>699301302
Encino man. Too easy

green man finds love

>>699298555
Bicentenary man

Ricers. Ricers everywhere.

>>699298555
ex machina

He's got red on him.

>>699302868
Green lantern?

>>699303098
No

Old woman has poor taste

>>699300677
fear and loathing in las vegas

>>699302868
The Mask?

>>699300677
fear and loathing in las vegas!

>>699302868
shrekt

Jews make a jewmovie about being Jewish. The sins of the father pass on to the son. Everyone dies at the end, because of course they do.

Two middle aged guys fighting and rocks fly at the end

A person does something.

>>699302028
the worlds end

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This awkward guy does something stupid but the girl ends up in love with him anyway

>>699298555
Ex machina

>>699303273
No

>>699303356
Yes ;)

>guy only fucks virgins
>give them aids

>>699303499
Yes yes yes!!!!

>>699303649
>niggers

>>699297849
>>699297856
there's no movie named HURR DURR NARNIA. call it by its proper name, children.

Old man fucks up business venture because frogs can change gender

Girl at a bar describes a story that would be the theme of future movies from the same director.

>>699303649
America: the cuckening

"Nigga!"

>>699303788
No

>>699303742
>caring this much when everybody knows exactly what we're talking about

>>699303755
Too easy, jurassic park

Some bitch likes to sing under water, echi tentical bitch steals other bitches voice. Tentical bitch gets skull fucked and now bitch can sing again

man gets the girl when it allredy seemed like he had the man

Also zombies happen

>>699303897
12 year old fat neet detected

>>699303649
It Follows?

>>699303933
Ariel

>>699303933
The Little Dub maid

Some bloke dies at the end.

>>699303929
gooooood

>>699303977
He doesn't know he has aids

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>>699296579
gengar is my dad
also:
food goes home and die

>>699301348
Frank? The kid with the doll head, right?

>>699299596
Mr tusk

Cute critters turn an otherwise family movie into creep show.

>>699303649
Haven't seen it but I seen that porno with SunDoobiest

He wasn't even suposed to be on work

An army gets butt-raped by a white bunny

Morons fuck on bags of coffee and film it

Niggers in the hood

Crap, I fucked my daughter without knowing it

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>>699297952
They go into the closet dipshit

>>699303563
eddie scissorfingers

An asain and a black guy skull fuck most of japan

Big rock. Aerosmith

>>699304026
In Bruges?

>>699304360
old boy?

>>699304360
Oldboy

>>699296579

dead murderer haunts dreams

>>699304341
Straight out of Compton

>>699304312
Die hard

>>699302220
Lords of dog town... One of my favorite films

>>699304419
armaggeddon

>>699304360
Oldboy?

>>699304289
It's not a porno movie.

They also smoke weed/ketamine and steal 40's.

Bonus info there's a scene with a group of girls starting a orgy while high on ectstasy

>>699304223
Gremlins

Massive faggot risks a bunch of lives for a piece of jewelry

>>699304341
Take back the block

>>699304507
No

>>699304514
Yes

>>699304580
the lord of the rings

>secret elite soliders
>train for supernatural powers
>explode clouds with your mind

>>699304561
Bingo!

>>699304437
>>>699304360 (You)
>Oldboy
>>699304437
Perhaps that one was too easy

>>699304644
Bingo and check'd

A satanistic cult summon a demon that grows fast.

>>699304312
Clerks

>>699296579
Guy with deformed face almost gets laid but dies.

>>699304491
Nightmare on elm street?

>>699304326
Holy Grail

>>699304744
Mask

>>699304710
Yussssss

>>699304769
Yes!

>>699304744
The Mask

Ridin around in my red challenger

>>699304744
Philadelphia

>>699304748

Correct.

gayboy code crackers

youngster travels around with old dude after his aunt and uncle die in a bbq accident

>>699304669
Yes it was. I didnt even watch the movie.

>>699304547
Man, ain't you ever seen that one movie "Kids"?

Guys dog dies and he goes to shoot a gun.

>>699304930
whatever that Turing Machine movie was called

Nigger and cracker team up to fight vampires.

>>699303649
KIDS

>>699305301
Blade?

>>699299596
127 hours

>>699303742
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Curse of the Black Pearl

>>699303085
Shaun of the dead

>>699305324
Yuss (but already guessed)

>>699305347
Bingo

>>699300996
Tusk

Animation

>>699296579
Single mother pretends to be a stripper so she can but some guy.

Guy gets locked in target store. Big boobed girl comes along. Robbers show up. She ditches him. But comes back later.

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>>699304289

Alcoholic yankee starts playing LARP with the japs

>>699305550
*bust some guy.

a flying stone saves people from huge moving stones

Old creep pimps midget to 13 dwarfs.

Mel gibson is forced to work with a nig nog so jumps off a building.

will smith is the stuff of miths

>>699305823
I Am History

>>699305238
Ding

>>699305372
just what I was thinking

>>699304661
The men who stare at goats

Seth Rogen and a bunch of other talentless fuckers can't be bothered with a decent story so just end up playing themselves

Guy who spends too much time on his computer is abducted in a space ship by a crazed black man

>>699305608
The final japter

>Obama kills aliens with his friends
>4chan is mentioned once

>>699306076
This is the end

>>699306243
totes

>>699306313
correct

>>699303970
>being this edgy

Strong cat fights less strong red spike hair man

Woman orders vegetarian pizza. Delivery man arrives and convinces her sausage is better. Delivery man gets best tip of pizza delivery career. Woman starts ordering pizza more often.

>>699304194
Nope.

>>699305372
>>699305964
Yep. Good job, fellas. It took long enough haha.

>>699306076
Titanic

>>699306401
The phantom menace

>>699306590
nope

John McClane has higher defense rating than Nick Fury

>>699306401
ape escape: the movie

>>699306818
nope

>>699296579
Product placement prevents apocalypse

>>699305372
This.

>>699304338
Zack and miry make a porn

Motherfucker man and a redneck kill Channing Tatum's sister in the end.

>>699306933
finally, yes!

>4 kids
>execution
>clitoris

>>699306989
South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut

>>699306419
Any porno ever?

Guy spends entire movie solving a rubik's cube

Gwyneth Paltrow fucks a monkey and gives the world aids.

christmas with the cronks

>>699306989
southpark movie?

>>699307111
Correct and checked

>>699307134
nope

Twisted universe in which collegiate singing is considered cool

>>699307254
The clitoris made it too easy

>>699304836
"Guy with deformed face" I see what you did there.

>>699299464
dora the explorer

>>699307145
Iron man

>>699307404
Yea, thought about that after I posted

>>699304986
Superman?

A man routinely fights hanging corpses and eats uncooked fetuses until he is beaten ruthlessly by a black man

Its not a movie but
>80s
>nerd goes missing
>blinking lights
>nosebleeds

>>699307522
no but still checked

>>699305196
I am legend

>>699307567
tengen toppa gurren lagann

>>699307567
stranger things

New thread when

>>699307658
No
>>699307659
Yes

>>699306401
I wont be satisfied until a guess. If there is a 404 i may hang myself. I thought it was easy

>>699305797
The hobbit