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Who wants to talk about being high? Any fellow stoners get in

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Who wants to talk about being high? Any fellow stoners get in here

General stoner thread
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Is anyone else smoking so much that you don't reach a good high level anymore. Shit sucks man, but I can't seem to take a tolerance break
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Haven't smoked in two weeks. And got a drug test tomorrow. Pounding water til i walk in the door. Wish me luck, either way im getting high as fuck tomorrow night.
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going on vacation tomorrow and couldn't manage to get weed today, so i need to search during the trip. pisses me off a bit
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I've been smoking between 1-2 grams everyday the last couple of months. I'm chainsmoking joints but i can't get a good high, wat do guys?
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>>699033351
Read this too late, but yeah man, this is me:
>>699034986

Used some xtc a few nights ago, shit was cash, now im drinking.. but it ain't the same.
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>>699034986
the only sure way would be to take a T-Break. Even for a week you'll notice a HUGE difference in the level of high you get. Otherwise move on to oil and start dabbing, i found my tolerance would build for oil but I could still get a decent buzz from flower
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>>699034986
either you take a break or you try a different high through vaping, bong smoking or eating
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>>699035388
So, should i make myself a gravity bong? Or just eat some of that shit?
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>>699034214
Make sure to exercise
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>>699033351
Forreal
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>>699034675
Eat some poppy seeds and drink alot of water! Worked for me.
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Fellow stoner reporting in. Getting high on the job for the next 5 hours. Best friend is drug dealer = good deals
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>>699035999
Yo trips guy, your snorlax has a shit name.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqxjGoiGI-M
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>>699033351
Yes! And it just makes me feel like shit with no money.
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what's the best way to conserve your weed
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>>699036547
mix it a bit with baccy and use in a bong
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>>699034214
God mode: Remove all hair
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>>699036198
Sorry for the inconvenience fag
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBFdL4phvp8
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>>699036731
Vape naish
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>>699036547
smoke spliffs
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xri2aOO1XwM
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I have a question for you all. Not a stoner here, but a weekend pot smoker.

The first time I got high, I lost all sense of time and was completely out of it, like 100% gone. Now, I smoke on the weekends, but I never feel like I did the first time. I even smoked so much once (accidentally smoked too much of a joint with high THC stuff) that I threw up. I still didn't feel like I did the first time.

I'm guessing I've just built up a tolerance. How long do I have to stop smoking weed for it to feel like my first time again? Or could it have just been the strain I smoked?
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i m hi
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>>699037310
Teenage fag detected
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>>699037596
hi hi
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>>699037310
some say it takes a couple of days or a week but my theory is that if it takes about
a month for all weed traces to leave your body then about a month of no smoking should reset you.

The longer you go without it the stronger it'll hit next time.
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>>699036913
if you want cancer, yeah go for it
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ive rolled a massive joint but I need to decide on a movie/video game to watch or play when baked. Any suggestions?
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>>699037310
give it 2 weeks
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>>699036547
Use a socket cap on top of a water bottle and take gbs bruh
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>>699035657
Just make a normal bong man all you need is a coke bottle a beer can and a cigarrette and scissors if you fuck up
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>>699037869
check this out findingho.me/
really relaxing when stoned
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>>699035657
Gravity bongs conserve the shit out of your stash get a 2 liter or 3 liter faygo bottle and it's so much smoke
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>>699035668
Thanks anon
Been at the gym the wholetime and in the sauna and eating a real fatty dinner tonight
Gonna take some b12 to color my urine
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>>699036547
2 liter gravity bong hands down
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>>699038480
Is this what youre referring to anon?
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Anyone else mind blown when hitting a bong for the first time? Shit got me to an [8] in no time.
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>>699037660

I'm 24. I'm a lowly recreational user in Oregon, that's why I'm not experienced.

>>699037770
>>699037962

Thanks for the tips. I've gone for two weeks without smoking plenty of times, but it didn't feel that different when I smoked again. At some point I'll try going a full month and see what that does for me.
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>>699033351
Just take the break man. It doesn't even have to be a long one. It really doesn't take long for your tolerance to drop a ton. One week without smoking will blow your god damn mind when you come back. If you don't want to go a whole week even just a day without smoking gives me a noticeable difference if I've been smoking a ton.
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>>699037310
Sorry but no one can ever get their first high exactly like I got so high like you and almost threw up after a huge ass loud bong rip and got greened out other than that I got so high after my first 3 tokes out of a huge glass bong and not GB
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>>699033351
have some fucking willpower and yeah u can..
you just dont wanna take a break cause you love smoking weed
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This hash makes my bones ache
Any anons get this wi low quality hash?
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>>699038729
Yea not very portable but it's great
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>>699039271
Are you american by any chance?
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>>699032893
i didnt have papers so I emptied a cigarette and put weed in it
its gonna burn fast as shit though.. probably wasted half of that bud
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>>699038729
If you take a 2 liter or even a milk jug, cut a small hole in the bottom, put your finger over it and fill it with water. then put the cap on with the bowl filled with herb and light. when the light cherries move your finger and watch the whole jug fill with milky smoke. You'll get destroyed on .5
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>>699038729
Yes, should i make one out of a coke bottle right now?
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My gf and I are planning a Denver road trip for our anniversary in November. Super psyched to buy my first QP. It's gonna be cold but I can't wait to see those mountains in the winter with 1080p Dank-Vision.
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>>699039715
If you have the materials anon go for it
And remember DONT USE A PLASTIC FUCKING BOWL seen too many kids make this mistake
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>>699039934
Aluminimileniminium foil my /b/ro
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>>699033351
the worst is when you bring your clean friends over and realize how high you used to get like a year ago
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>>699039713
See now that is a gravity bong
Where im from what was in my pic are called bucket bongs
Ohhhh gone are my days of getting retarded in a garden shed on buckets
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>>699038382
just checked it out, looks amazing
thanks anon
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>>699040029
Oh ya but you gotta be careful cos the heat will transfer onto the bottle cap
Although a wise stoner always has a few spare bowls at hand
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>>699037869
Playing Borderlands 2 it's pretty fun mowing down bandits and shit while grilled.
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>>699040180
>Ohhhh gone are my days of getting retarded in a garden shed on buckets
Makes me kind of sad when I think about it.
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>>699034214
I had to get clean for a drug test in 5 days after taking 5 dabs. Some things I learned was to drink a lot of water initially and work out almost everyday until the day before or a couple days before the test. THC is stored in fat cells so pissing a shit ton won't have a significant impact. Often drug tests check for a certain level of ThC so as long as you are under you should be fine. I wouldn't drink a shit ton of water tomorrow since you don't wanna dilute it too much for the test. Also, I wouldn't exercise tomorrow near your test time as well. Lastly, use the middle part of your piss for the test, let the initial stream go into the toilet. Good luck mate and fuck drug tests.

Also don't know if you need any of this advice I'm just high as fuck lol
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>>699040180
This is a really good info pic on regular Gravity bongs
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>>699040528
I wish I had my pc with me but on my laptop atm so cant really play any demanding games
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>>699040743
Makes me happy to be honest we were mostly smoking synthetics
Its all fun and games till your friends faces arent recognisable anymore
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>>699032893
prepare for 10 yr olds to come in saying how they are stoners cus they smelt a fresh cut lawn once and their mate said it was weed
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anybody forgets words and events here?
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I just bought 30 euros of weed in the Netherlands from my dealer im happy once again.
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>>699040928
Thanks anon
Although im a slightly retarded mcguiver when it comes to smoking utencils
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>>699041262
Need some proof of that anon.
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>>699035999
yeah its always good being friends with your dealer i get mine of a mate who gets it for me from his brother who is 14 and the start of the chain is when the 14yr old buys it of his even younger mate who buys it from the grower on the other side of the school fence ffs
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>>699038480
you are officially retarded
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>dankrupt
fucking end me
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Just came to show off this beauty I bought today.
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>>699041295
No problem, enjoy the mega buzz
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>>699040443
Poor fag here, can confirm, shit works well
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>Get 18 year old gf
>she told me of her only previous experience of weed was her ex-bf who made her hit it from a bong, got her high and had sex with her for 2 hours
>got about 0.7 grams in 2 spliffs
>want to get her high

What can I do to her whilst she's high that will quell my envy of this previous bf?
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My Gf gave me like 1.5 grams after she took me to the movies, dinner and fucked me. It was a pretty great night, i'm smoking a blunt later as soon as i can find a ride. I just wish i had some god damn cigs.
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>>699041430
Gimme a sec
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>>699041430
Its also fatter than my lighter
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>>699037869
Smite lol it's easy and fun
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>>699042565
That's a pitiful amount of weed, and fuck her obviously. Unless you're a fucking chicken and think you cant do better than him. Ass.
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>>699041201
Is this bait or is this summer
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>>699041504
Stupidest made up edgy bullshit I've heard thus far
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>>699033351
Had a tolerance break for a month before I went too Amsterdam. Still didn't feel that first time being stoned "Omg what's going on" business. I think it should just stop for maybe like half a year but I can't see it happening as I prefer to make music when I'm stoned and I'm after getting picked up by a really big label so I don't see it happening.
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My girlfriend says the spliff takes the soul from me.
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>>699043730
Well tell your gf that the spliff makes her axe wound appealing
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i think you'll never feel the same as when you were stoned af for the first time, because now you (we) are used to the feeling of being high, so you kinda know what you can expect. being a stoner is still great tho.
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>>699043054
Most people will get super high on 0.5g if it's their first time
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>>699043688
Youll never get that first time stone again my friend
Same as how first time you watch a movie it feels like 3 hours long then the following times you watch it feels like 5 minutes
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I'm just wondering, I have smoked once but did not get high at all. I expected this as my friends told me. I smoked two days ago after 8 months since the first time and did not get high. I know for a fact I am smoking corectly. Help me
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>>699044027
Thing is, when I'm stoned. I don't want to have sex. I'd rather sit there and be stoned watching Courage The Cowardly Dog.
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>>699044454
Only reasons i can think of are
>didnt inhale
>weak spliff/joint
>shit weed
>not even weed
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>>699044454
I had the same thing, I suggest breathing in and holding your breath, This can hurt a bit but its fine, that will probably work. i had the same thing. Its weird this happens for almost everyone i know
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>>699040757
I Appreciate it nonetheless. Yah fuck this oppression. I worked out today like an idiot, but I just ate over 3000 calories of fat. I dont know man ill just be glad when it's over. Gonna pound a shit ton of water and cranberry juice and as far as dilution im taking b12s to color the urine. Been taking home drug tests all week and I've been getting faint negative lines with a very thick positive line. But yes using the middle piss stream is good advice hopefully I'll be pissing multiple times before the test.
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I'm currently talking a break to get it out of my system so I can get a decent job. Is it true that after a month or two of not using it the high will feel even better?
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>>699044454
I didn't get stoned the first 3 times I smoked. But then the 4th time, I was with a load of friends and they just kept hitting bongs and I didn't want too look like a pussy so I smoked as much as them. After 6 bong hits I was wavy as fuck.
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>>699044557
When I'm stoned it can make me fucking kinky like trapsexual, otherwise it can serve to fix any premature ejaculation too if you have that issue. But i agree sometimes I smoke and I'd rather not even exert myself.
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>>699044705
We used a pipe and I felt it in my lungs it felt like my lungs were burning for an hour.
The weed stench filled the room before we even smoked it so I doubt it was fake weed
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I got high meme
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>>699044424
Yeah, I kinda guessed I was never gonna get that high again tbh. But I was severely looking forward to getting stupid high but I just got average stoned.
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>>699045073
Was the pipe passed to you or did you spark it?
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>>699044557
My gf gets so horny when she's high. I turn very introspective and would rather watch videos, play vg, go outside etc. This never turns out good since I have to be constantly on guard to stop her from taking my clothes off. I mean, I actually enjoy sex a lot when I'm high, it's just never really what I'd want to be doing with my high (it's like how people complain about not wanting to go to sleep but once they are, they'll enjoy it and not want to stop)

Kind of annoying
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>>699045050
Yeah, I get premature ejaculation some times. Since I've stopped knocking one out everyday and only cum when I have sex I seem to last longer. The complete opposite of what I thought would happen tbh.
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>>699045288
Any chance it was the stuff?
The hash im smoking on now lets you get a mild stone on but not much more
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I told my friends that I did not get high after my 2nd time. They are doing dabs tomorrow would it be a bad idea to do dabs without even getting high before. I don't want to have a bad trip
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>>699045408
They lit and held the pipe
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>>699039262

fucking soapbar

If you havn't heard it listen to GLC it's fucking great reminds me of smoking when I was young

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzx0HTCuydg
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Helooo, finaly found some thread to braghe about this
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>>699045578
Don't do it dude. It's way too rough for you especially if you've never even been high before
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>>699045578
Not necesarily but remember you can always smoke more but you can never smoke less
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>>699045543
Yeah same as mine. She gets offended when I just wanna chill. But I do get very horny when I drink tho. I just think getting stoned works differently between me and her.
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>>699045578
i think theres no reason to be afraid
u might get mega high but a "bad tip" on weed isn't really bad. worst thing would be that you fall asleep lol
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Rolled this fat1 few days back. Fucked me
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Also got diz its thc oil 4 drops is enough to get high :)
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>>699036625
Not the person who asked, but here's why you shouldn't do that.
1. Tobacco in bong is gross and will make u caught like a mofo
2. U will ruin the flavor
3. It will give u cancer
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>>699046020
Dude nice
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>>699045556
Ah I'd highly doubt it cause I was with a number of mates who were all smoking different stuff from the coffee shops. And as soon as one would put out the spliff, someone else would spark theres. I smoked about 9gs of my own over 4 days I was there.
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>>699045797
>>699045808
Thanks for all the help guys (I'm on mobile so replying to all of you is a bitch) appreciate it
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>>699046084
fml its upsidedown
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>>699042856
That's good for 30 euros i think. Idk im a ukfag looks like fat draw to me
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>>699046106
Cheers bro uk stoner here
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>>699046114
Get clover
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>>699045578
You could have a small dab, and wait a while before you even attempt to have another one. But if I was in your case. I'd prob wait. But this is coming from someone who has never dabbed cause it's not really a thing where I'm from.
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So last week I smoked some weed I bought like 2 weeks prior (don't know if it's relevant) and my mouth went completely numb, like I just came back from the dentist and had anastheasia or something. This stayed for the entire day and when I woke up the next day I was able to taste/feel things in my mouth again. Anyone else had this experience? Freaked me out.
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Super high story time

>went on a night out in a different town about 2 hours away from home
>friend has some dank amnesia/kush
>get high as fuck
>finally decide to go home
>grab a pizza to take with me
>taxi arrives
>driver is cool with me eating in the car
>take a bite from pizza
>2 hours later i arrive home
>still chewing that single bite of pizza
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>>699045724
You gotta love the welsh
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Worst thing i did was stop 3 weeks cold turkey, now when i have a few cones i get too baked sounds like a good thing but it isnt
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>>699046401
That doesn't sound right to me tbh. I don't think I've ever felt my mouth go numb before. Only on acid. But weed does affect everyone in different ways.
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>>699046325
Noice
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>>699046447
It's not like your tolerance won't build back up
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Any UKstoners noticed that weed culture in the uk is completely different to the us. In the uk you're mostly seen as a bit of melt if you haven't at least tried it by 14 and most people smoke it every weekend but in america pretty sure you just get that stoner group apart from cali
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>>699046425
kek
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>>699046325
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>>699046447
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Fucking nutty story. Stoned at a fair. Buy a 50p drink for with 1pound. Gives me 4 pounds change. Mind blown
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Aussie stoner fuck yeeeee
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>>699046740
Lz
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>>699046325
where in uk? just got home and i am pretty toasted
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>>699046759
Looks like an old mans moldy dick.
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>>699045815
Exactly. She'll get so mad at me when I'd rather be doing something else. Eventually I'll give in after she either begs enough or gets mad at me. she gives the best head when she's high so it's not that bad. Some of the best sex I've had was when I was really out there too.
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>>699046838
Hertfordshire hbu
You literally only get lemon haze in north london area
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>>699046619
Yeah i know just under circumstances its shit
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>>699046869
My hand or the joint?
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>>699040928
This is called a Waterfall Gravity Bong, the one with the bucket is a regular Gravity Bong
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>>699047147
Joint. Smoke that shit
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>>699046425
I have one from a summer when u was in highschool
>sister makes potent as fuck brownies
> a friend and 2 of my cousins and I are going camping with several super religious family members
>smoke several times out in a boat
>one night decide to eat some of them dank brownies
>all eat one then just sit around fire waiting
>about an hour later we are still cool
>wonder when it's going to hit
>ohfuckthatsit.png
>starts slow then comes on fast, all super baked
>I alone eat 12 Blueberry muffins
>laughing asses off because family suspects nothing
>finally go to bed and just giggle for like 20 minutes
>Tfw we were orbiting the moon and our family was oblivious to it
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I also recommend you guys to play the game ABZU when stoned. Fucking beautiful experience.

>>699046583
Ehh idk, haven't felt it again.
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First time to ever attempt roll/smoke one of these. 1g of white widow. Pray for me.
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>>699047264
Maybe it was your mind playing tricks on you then.
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>>699046669
When i started smokin at about 12-13 everbody used to make it their personal agenda to shame us for smokin just non stop "why do you waste your money on that" yada yada my mother didnt love me so i seek validation on scolding others bullshit then it flipped at about 16 and it was suddenly "cool" to be a smoky bedroom dweller
Shits fucked g
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How much weed in grams will get someone high first time?
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>>699047313
Have fun man :) Good luck may the smoke gods be on your side.
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>>699047313
Ill admit im alright at rolling joints and such but blunts are a different art and are hard as fuck to roll
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>>699047313
>blunt
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>>699047561
One cone aha
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>>699047561
You won't get high your first time, you might aswell count on that
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>>699047567
>>699047604
>>699047692
My god this is harsh on my throat. Fuck.
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I love billies, anyong else love a good plastic bong? Aha
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>>699047720
You know this is a myth right?
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>>699047245
Funny, I remember how great it felt being high around the fam without them knowing. I would make my own edibles and then when we would all be together on some kind of family outing, I'd eat one. Idk why I found it so funny to be so high and they didn't even have a clue. My parents wouldn't even know better, since I had been with them the whole time
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>>699047720
You will if you do it right
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>>699047972
I would have died of laughter around them
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>>699046938
lancashire got some really decent strawberry haze from dam
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>>699047927
I didn't get stoned the first time, neither did most of my friends.
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>>699048125
you didn't do it right
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>>699047561
Go hard or go home one fat as fuck cone cough to get off m8
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Huge 2.6 gram nug I just got.
>>699047561
Like .1 gram of good weed some people take one hit amd get blasted. I smoke a lot so for me it's at least half a gram for a buzz.
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>>699048125
Definitely not done right
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>>699047561
ProbBly 2 marihuanas at least
Or about 6 grams
But really A couple hits of any weed should do you just fine.
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>>699048233
I had a 3.9 in my last oz was dense as fuck
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Can anyone explain to me why everyone in Pennsylvania are such niggers with their weed?

Nobody sells it, and they refuse to give you their dealer contact
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>>699040029
Just use a goddamn socket 5mm or 6mm
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>Get high with buddies
>Go to Jack in the Box because FUCKING MUNCHIE MEALS
>Get back to friend's house
>"Let's watch [insert stoner cartoon here] in my room!"
>I'm first in room, see his 12 year-old brother sleeping on a nearby cot half-naked whom we had completely forgotten about
>Try to signal "let's get the fuck out"
>Was holding the drinks, basically look like I'm fucking directing air traffic with Jack in the Box
>Friend dies laughing in doorway, is also 350lb so Snorlax's the fucking doorway
>Fuck forgot my Pokeflute.jpg
>The 3 of us scramble out like idiots somehow quietly
>Go to the kitchen, have a Munchie Meal, and mostly forget it ever happened


God I fucking love Jack in the Box when high as fuck.
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>>699048188
>>699048263
I smoked cigarettes before I smoked weed so I knew how to inhale. We had a few spliffs, then moved upto a few bong hits and nothing. And it wasn't the weed cause I got a bag and so did 2 other friends so it was a mix of all of them.
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>>699048404
You gotta go to Delaware. Down by Wilmington and Newport. Philidelphia is also a pretty good place to find dealers.
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>>699041581
No I'm not I just get retarded off of my weed
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>>699048612
Do you stil smoke ciggies? Have a mix cone or just literally have an impossible cone and try to sink that shit
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>>699048612
so you're saying that being a novice makes human beings immune to the effects of marijuana?


cool story bro
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Yall are crazy ive been smoking for a while and still get insanely baked off .1 gs its nice
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>>699048612
Try edibles
Ur mom was probably stoner during pregnancy and therefore u build up natural resistance. Or, ur just constantly stoned without realizing it.
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Every third house in adelaide sells weed aha its always in stock all seasons its weird as fuck but hectic at the same time
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>>699046114
No no no Do it it will be the greatest high I assure you don't miss out on this opportunity like I did
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>>699048875
100% doubt
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>>699048612
>there were 3 bags
You got 3 shit bags of weed bud
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>>699048626
>philly

I live on the other side of the state
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>>699048875
Lel I smoke like .5 grams a day
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>>699049076
Thats fine man i know it sounds crazy but i have an insanely low natural tolerance
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>>699048840
Nope just stating facts that it didn't work for none of us when we did smoke the first time.
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>>699049086
There's your problem. Then you'd probably be best off running downstate and just getting a ton at once to last you. Idk man.
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Stay blazed stoner, im out
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No dealer in NOVA, anyone got a hookup?
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>>699049316
Could have been oregano hahahaha
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>>699047720
No no no I got stoned off my ass and played black ops all night got a 47/0 kd ratio
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>>699049316
you are stating a single fact, and one that doesn't make a lick of sense
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>>699049316
Should invest in some good smoke buddy
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>>699048812
Yep occasionally when a certain friends come over. I know they don't like bongs cause they think it's too intense so I just try not to make him feel bad about it and just go with what they want tbh.
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Anyone else buy from a girl?
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>>699049378
just kill me fam
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>>699049013
I do know for a fact my mother has smoked. "Sometimes" as she put it. But I'm sure if I've kids I'd tell them the same.
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>>699049535
My mom hooks me up
God damn im sad
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>>699049078
Very possible as we were all novice smokers, but who knows.
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>>699049472
Nah it wasn't. Just because I hadn't smoked it at the time, doesn't mean I don't know what it smells or looks like.
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Pretty much just grow my own in the county of Florida I live in weed sprayed with synthetic marijuana chemicals is common here... that shit is not fun its like your head is a TV and your changing channels over and over again. Coupled with crippling deja vu.
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>>699033351
Happens to me
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>>699037750
Hey
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How many marijuanas does it take to get high? me and my friends have been trying to figure it out for a really long time
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>>699049512
Sorry if I rustled your jimmys about my first time smoking.
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>>699045288
You sir, need edibles. They'll boost your tolerance even more, but I'd like to see how you feel after a 1000mg brownie.
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>>699034986
Dab
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>>699034986
take a couple gravity bong hits, you'll be in the clouds
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>>699050428
You mean 1 gram?
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>>699050271
your first time attempting and failing you mean

either it was fake, shit weed, or you only like to think you did it right
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>>699050428
I had a space cake in Amsterdam not that long ago. Was proper trippy vibes more than anything tbh. and it was only 0.5 of a gram in it.
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>>699050549
No he's right for edibles you use milligrams for potency even if it's over a gram
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>>699050500
My nigga
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>>699050592
Nah, I'm not from 'murica. Nobody would sell fake weed where I'm from cause you'd be killed.
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any casual smokers here?

i usually smoke 1-2x a week and thats it. keeps my tolerance low so i can get ultrabaked.
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>>699050675
Really? That seems so unnecesarily awkward
I understand using mg for drugs where specificity is key but not for pot especially when you never know just how much is in the 1 brownie what if the cooks a limp wristed scummy bitch and doesnt mix properly?
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>>699038729
Just made one of these out of curiosity
I'm very satisfied with the results
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>>699050954
North yorkshire aint that bad man
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>>699051176
How does it feel? (have never tried/seen one be done)
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>>699051176
Post results anon
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>>699051100
Well it's more for like when they use thc oil or extract that's easily measured, not like bud infused in butter
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>>699051301
It feels like a shaved kitten
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>>699051223
Never heard of it
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>>699051414
I see but again limp wristed cooks destroy our society
Repent repent foul sinner
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I've only been smoking for a month and a half. I don't consider myself a stoner, but would I be? Genuinley curious here
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>>699051468
So youre from europe haha even softer than yorkshire
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New smoker here. I was hanging at a dude's house with about 4 guys passing around a bong- because I didn't really know anything about smoking I just told the owner of the bong to pull the carb for me whenever he thought it was a good hit for me. There was almost no transition to the high because by the time I was done coughing and spitting in my hands trying not to throw up I was blazed as fuck. Everything was ultra slow motion and I felt like i was outside of myself looking in, like I was controlling myself as a puppet. When I stood up I felt like I got 10 feet taller and my legs were jackhammers.. In short, it was the most amazing thing I've ever felt. What can I expect out of future highs? Do they decline over time? How often will I need to take tolerance breaks? Thanks!
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>>699051754
Wrong again. You aren't good at this are you?
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>>699051918
if you start smoking a lot youll never get anywhere near that high again
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>>699042596
such is life for white trash america
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>>699052190
Why's that?
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is this thread still alive?
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i smoke maybe once every other month. good way to calm down with my stressful schedule. since i don't smoke often it stays quite strong for me as far as effects.
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>>699049086
Same, I'm in Erie. The furthest possible distance away from Philly in the state of Pensylvania.
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>>699053335
This photo was on a thread I saw a while back, were you the OP or just an admirer of the dense nug?
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>>699053123
you get used to it
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>>699053335
Gsy?
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Yall a bunch of basic ass niggas I smoke meth and heroin get with it
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>>699042596
gave me 1.5 grams ahahah what a joke
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>>699053887
I'm OP from that thread. Would you like to guess the weight of this nug I picked up today?
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>>699054289
another
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>>699054174
>2020 -4
>not injecting
>an hero fag
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>>699045288
try a different drugs you done duster? What about good ol H?
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>>699054403
Nah I have tried to shoot I keep missing the vein.
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>>699054403
one sec and Ill have the pic
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>>699054174
Ice and brown are the shitttt fuck these normies and their gay ass bud fuck weed
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Avid smoker (bowl a day). Randomly switched pieces and got higher with my gf than I had in a while. Best sex I had easily in months.
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>>699051301
>>699051347
I feel very very stoned. Like I took a few bong hits haha.
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>>699054289
What strain
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>>699045578
there's no such thing as a bad trip on cannabis. You can get paranoia or anxiety, but you never trip.
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>>699054638
For real nigga like quit trying to act hard go hard or go home
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>>699054372
>>
boy i love being high
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>>699054732
>go hard or get fucked
Fix'd it for ya bud
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>>699054665
Dat Chug Jug tho. Cumbies is the best
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>>699051918
First few dozen times for me were spread out so I never built a tolerance. Probably about who months into heavy smoking does it kind of even out and less high.
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>>699054403
Idk dude vaping is pretty fucking satisfying... twirling the pipe... chasin beetles on the foil... its like half the fun man. I mean ive never spiked my own vein before but i feel like i would get too sketched
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HELP!

Need to buy some weed at ny

would highly appreciate info about deliverys!!!!
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>>699054638
My hommie is finna trade a guitar his dad gave him as a gift for a ball of ice and over a G of h
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>>699054672
Beats me man; didn't bother to ask. I just know it's dank
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>>699054665
Nice man just be careful with the nigger rigged bowl it can and will melt if you dont take care
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>>699054841
That stuff looks crazy man!
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>>699047720
I greened out my first time. My first proper high was in Amsterdam a year later. Never gotten as high as i was there, sadly
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>>699054665
>>699054845
my bad, here it is with retard mode turned off

i get a chug jug every year and somehow end up losing it by the next summer haha. Cumbies rules though.
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>>699054874
Yeah twisting the peve is fun. My friend htes chasing the dragon on tin but thats because he sucks at it. He perfers to dab but I personally love the meth tornados tat form in the lightbulb.
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>>699054983
word, thanks for the heads up man!
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>>699054672
Super duper bubbly wubly hari krishna ding dong dankerino weed
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>>699051918
man i miss times like that. Only acid gets me like that now.
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so many drugs out there that are a better waste of your time than weed.
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>>699054922
Nigger detected
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>>699055206
Nigga wya
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flying in the air
to the rainbows drinking water in space then
sleeping on the moon
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it's 4 am, and i'm on a "hangover" from taking mdma last night, should i smoke or go to bed? dubs decides
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>>699032893
I been smoking about 2-4g a day, every few weeks I cut back to like 1 cone before bed to help get my tolerance down.
Magnesium supplement helps sleep and tolerance.
I don't get much of a good high anymore, haven't had colours /sound/euphoria for prob a year or 2 now.
I find that breathing exercises help get me up there by hyperventilation before dragging. But if you take just a bit too much ya cough out :-/
>>
>>699055315
it's very foolish to upload evidence that you possess both a firearm and illegal narcotics
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>>699055327
Nah two red neck tweakers from the 503
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Lemme share this with y'all.

>be me
>19 and in community college
>meet up with dude from high school
>seems chill so we smoke
>dank shit he got, made me cough up a lung
>he starts tweaking and leaves me house
>fast forward 2 weeks
>texts me "you should tell me what happened that night"
>told him we got stoned and he tweaked.
>he accuses me of putting ketamine in his drink
>whatthefuck.jpeg
>he won't leave me alone till I admit it
>finally just tell him I put something in his cup (water)
>find out later from my plug he was looking to buy ketamine
>find out from my other friend that this guy is clinically depressed, bipolar, asbergers, and some other shit and it's smoking weed everyday while taking a ton of prescriptions
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>>699040757
>eat red meat a couple days prior to the test to ensure adequate creatine levels
>take b12 to ensure yellowy piss
>tons of water and a few pisses the morning of the test

Not good at all for your body, but dilution is the ONLY way to pass a urinalysis if you're using your own pee. The trick is making sure it doesn't appear diluted.
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>>699055368
that's not my stash but if it was i would have no intent to share with or sell to anybody
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>>699055206
>etizolam
my nigga. I have xtc, acid, viagra (?), and weed in my stash atm. Just ran out of coke unfortunately, and its been a while since ive had xanax or ketamine
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>>699054874
Dont once you get addicted to shooting up your lifes gone for good
My dads an ex junkie and nearly had to have a leg chopped off from groin shooting
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>>699054289
If anyone was guessing, it was a 4 gram nug. Dense as fuck...
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>>699055436
you gona the FBI and tell them you saw a 5 year old pic faggot?
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>>699047147
both really
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>>699055626
I would shoot if I could I just lways fucking miss so I just smoke that shit boi
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>>699051918
You will really only get like that the first 5-10 times, unless you only stick to occasionally smoking no more than maybe once every month or so, can take months for your body to reset tolerance to 0 to get like that again. I miss that so much. Don't become a daily smoker man, like its good, but it's also soul destroying in its own ways, depends what u wana do with your life man. Good luck.
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>>699055465
So you arent a nigger but you use the term finna
Even fucking worse a whitey that wants to be black
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>>699032893
I love my girlfriend but she hates smoking, I've been smoking secretly at about 1am for the past 8 months and she found out, feelsbadman, I told her I wasn't going to stop and called her bluff on leaving me because I lied to her and now I can smoke, but she hates me. Bittersweet victory, feelsgoodman.

Yeah I know, she's psycho
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>>699056011
or maybe you're just a faggot stoner/drug addict who doesn't see how negatively smoking is impacting you and she does.
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>>699055961
Typically I proper but when Im twacked out with my bitch tina I aint really got time for all that you nah I mean?

>Ice (any upper) make my grammar shit
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>>699039018
I've always got higher using joints but I also suck at using bongs for some reason
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How can i deal with anxiety i cant take a single hit without getting paranoid and oppressed about everything anymore and it fucking suck weed was the only fun thing i had still get drunk all the time but not the same thing
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>>699056392
Quit being a bitch and do real drugs
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>>699056217
Fair play ill forgive ya but dont let it happen again huh anon
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>>699056211
she told me to stop smoking because she is jealous i have fun outside of her, and she told me to quit when i was smoking every 1-2 weeks, at the same time i was completing my a levels which got me into a good university

addict man, every 3 days less than a gram :( please help me :(
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>>699056492
Already tried zero anxiety when buzz but the come down was the worst thing ever
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>>699050511
This.
Gravity bongs are magical.
>>
>>699056392
try smoking alone and chill alone with music and get used to the feeling again or take a 2-4wk break

i used to get pretty paranoid and tbf i started smoking more and it stopped
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Question - why do gravity bongs/regular bong hits get you more high than just joints?
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>>699055124
Yeah man, I'd get a socket at least, you definitely smoking some plastic bruh
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>>699056683
Ok I let it slip out it was my bad I aint finna OH GOD NO BAD ANON NO MORE BLACK OR WHITE FOR YOU YOU NIGGER CUCK LOVING PIECE OF SHIT!
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>>699056731
A gram a day (a quarter oz a week) is the amount I've been smoking this summer
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I take about 8 to 12 grav hits a day, never get baked but im always high enough and they are easy to make as long as you can find a good metal bowl that can fit through a soda cap
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>>699057052
because it's more weed to the dome in a shorter period of time
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>>699057126
when i get into university, i'm going to be smoking a decent amount, probably less than that but still a lot, it sucks living at home and having to hold back
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>>699057126
How the fuck do you even afford a gram a day? How much do you pay per gram?
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not weed, but anyone got any experience with xanax? dealer is selling but not sure whether to try or not, is it good to combine with alcohol/weed?

i know it gets you super fucked up with alcohol apparently
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>>699032893
Smoking turns off my killswitch.
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>>699057294
How you thik I pay my 50 a day heroin fix I fucking figure it out
>>
>>699057382
xannax and alcohol = death marlin monroe
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>>699056392
Meditate and convince yourself there's nothing to be paranoid about and that you, at least, are aware of everything visibly going on around you.
Read something.
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