Share secrets from your past or you hidden desires that you will

>>696862564
>I'm bi-curious and would like to try cock someday

This is the degeneracy ruining /b/. Fuck off.

I took a dick up the ass once and I kinda liked it, other than that I was being fucked by a dude. I'm not attracted to dudes. If I found a nice trap I'd probably do it again.

I have a kid with my wife's friend. My wife has no idea and her friend's husband thinks she's his.

>>696862564

Is there a video of that pic?

>>696863272
>I'm not attracted to dudes
>I took a dick up the ass once and I kinda liked it
>not attracted to dudes
>If I found a nice trap I'd probably do it again.

Just admit you're gay, retard.

>>696862564
paul? :D

>>696862564
Please more OP, and I`ll tell all my secrets.

>>696862564
Secret
>i have been in two gangbangs, lost my virginity in one, i wasnt recieving btw
Desires
>im a filthy ass play loving degenerate who might be queer

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>>696862564
I've had sex with both of my sisters, and to this day I'm in a relationship ship with the older one. My two sisters and my best friend and I all go to the same college, so we rent a house which conveniently allows me to live with her.

>>696863382
You are a loser anon...

I'm not gay, maybe I'm bi but I have no desire to suck cock or get fucked by a dude. I'd probably let a feminine guy suck me off though during a 3 some with another girl.
Sometimes I cat fish girls on dating sites pretending to be a girl and talking about cock and trading cock pics I find on tumblr etc. I get turned on seeing a girl talk about cock. There are not many though. Most girls don't want to talk about it or think about it even with other girls.

>>696862564

My wife (25 yrs together) have had countless 3somes in the past, some MMF, some FFM. She's bi and has had a lez relationship in the past too. All that is pretty much behind us but she does admit to wanting to see me have my cock sucked by another guy. I'm not that keen but would probably allow it if drunk. Thing is, I'd quite like to suck another guy's cock in front of her, then have us both fuck her together. Just not sure I should tell her as I don't want her to think I'm into all that. It's more a case of letting her watch, than the deed itself.

inb4 faggot
inb4 cuck

>>696863546
Naw, I'm married; mostly straight.
Got curious once but it gave me a definitive answer and for that it was valuable in that now I'm sure of myself.

I think it's more about that prostate. My wife has pegged me a few times and it's alright. Not usually up for anything in my asshole though.

Can't fap to dudes or anything, not sexually attracted to dudes at all, therefore:
>not gay

Doesn't mean that at one point in life I wondered about it.

> tried dick once
> fuck my wife of 11 years right in the pussy errynight
> gay

Yeah, no.

>>696864110
Can I get tickets to get on the relationship ship?

Where does it go?

>>696864696
It goes to a sea of autocorrect mistakes, sadly.

>>696862564
I once buggered a heron

>Share secrets from your past or you hidden desires that you will never tell your partners about.
I'll need a higher character limit
>partner
yeah right

>>696863382
Sounds like a win-win

>>696862744
Fucking this

>>696864503
cuck faggot

>>696863460

This

my ex was into incest roleplay and her favorites scenario was pretending i was her dad

>>696862744
bullshit

>>696863382
>>696864110

summers, these are what we call blatant lies.

I want to get my sister into a gangbang with at least 20 guys including myself, all of us fucking her holes and filling/covering her in hot cum

>>696862744
that's tame mate, sometimes I think about being fucked in the arse by a pack of lions

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>>696863460
>>696865773

I'm not OP, but that clip is on my pc. Really fucking amazing. Fapped a lot of times to it.

1,7gb filesize 720p

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>>696864110

>>696867673
Give source then.

...please?

>>696864503
I bet you're both really fat and ugly

>>696867673
then upload it you fucker

When I shared a room with my older brother he used to put on our sisters clothes, suck my dick and get me to fuck him in the ass while I would imagine I was fucking our sister

>>696867673
does it have an useful title we can look for?

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>>696866799

>>696867831
not really a chick

When I was with my first girlfriend, I fingered one girl and made out with another. While I was with current gf of many years, I have cheated twice and kissed another chick.

>>696867571
picture of your sis?

>>696862564
I've slept with 3 other women while married to my wife. I don't feel bad, as I'm good to her otherwise and it doesn't hurt her in any way. I'm happy for her to do the same.

>>696862564
That i once sneaked out fucked my exs horse.

>>696862564
>>696867673
sauce plz

>>696867673
FUCK! Please oh god, what's the source!?

>>696867673
please tell us a name or upload to mega. looks really nice!

>>696862744
>implying the awesomeness of penii should go unacknowledged by all, even if vajayjays are still desired

>>696863382
In this era that lie won't remain undetected.

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I've taken nude pictures from my sisters laptop when I fix it for her and now I send them to strangers on forums and pretend to be her and imagine her getting fucked by strangers

>>696868272
Kill yourself right now

And what's the sauce on this fucking video?

When my wife and I stopped having sex, I went out and found fuckbuddies. After a year of doing this I found out she was having sex with someone else too.

I'm not sure which of us started first. She doesn't know about mine but I know everything about hers.

We get along great, nice house, good income, brother/sister type relationship. I guess we have an open marriage without declaring it.

>>696867925
It won't let me upload pics from my phone

>>696867673
Here's a link to 6 minutes of it.

http://www.youporn.com/watch/9607839/dp-with-big-dick-in-tight-ass/

>>696868601
Bullshit I'm on mobile

>>696868567
Kill yourself cuck

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>>696868272
KILL YOURSELF

i got my gf's sister pregnant and still fuck her

>>696868694
It's something with my browser. It refreshes the page after I select the image

I have sex with my female dog fairly regularly, I dont even enjoy it, it disgusts me but I'm too autistic to talk to actual humans so it's the best I can get

>>696867763
>>696867823
>>696867841
>>696868692
>>696868271
>>696868268
>>696868255

http://pornsavant.com/threads/1603707-RG-Public-Adventures-Gangbang-Russian-HD?s=845b0caa8bc48bcab46fa4eb493ed2ec&p=5152774&viewfull=1#post5152774

Shitty Sauce because i don't know where i got it
Filename: hft003-ihd-1

>>696869014
Much appreciated. Links to the file seem to be down, though.

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>>696868936
Does that bitch initiate it?

>>696868936
What breed? And how did it start?

is it possible that most of you guys want to try cock?

>I have a hard drive filled with 2tb worth of pizza, including content of the most popular girls and a backup of the whole video base of the exting OPVA... i dont even like it anymore, i just dont want to delete it since it took me A LOT of time to get all of it
>I may have killed someone out of a stupid prank, but im not sure.
>I never post in "reply or your mother is gonna die tonight" threads

>>696862744
lmao

>>696869014
part 2 and 3 offline

>>696869237
Siberian Husky. I started off fingering her to see what a pussy felt like

>>696869271
YEP

>>696868936
Buy a sex doll you fucker

>>696869184

Cannot upload it. 6mb/s up (150mb/s down) speed. Would take 40min. It was maybe on
I'm almost 100% sure that it was likehdporn.com

>>696869426
I tried, the dog feels better

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>>696869383
Must answer this, need to know if its consensual

>>696867763
>>696867823
>>696867841
>>696868692
>>696868271
>>696868268
>>696868255

Here. Not the other guy, but found it.

>>696864189
thought about a strap on dude ?

>>696869383
Answer this shit now
>>696869225

>>696869633
http://www.redtube.com/42637

>>696869633
Tell us where then.

>>696869692
She seems pretty into it, she's a big dog

>>696869318
fuckkkk the motherload describe the best pizza you have ever seen!

>>696867831
>>696867892
>>696867950
>>696868021
>>696869568
>>696869641
>>696869701
fuck off.
how do you get past the spam filter?

>>696868703
nah bro. it's all good. wife's happy, i'm happy, family life intact.

Ever since i was little my cousin(3 monts apart) have sucked eachothers dicks and fucked eachother. Then we had a suck/fuck fest with our friend and his little brother. Then swapped head with another friend ive known since kinder. Now i occasionally swap head with my old boss. Ive cheated on my now fiance having sex with 2 chicks from my job.

>>696867737
hawt

>>696869757
exact same as
>>696868692

Marta - HardFuckTales - Super star of amateur anal fuck

there are torrents of it

>>696870355
...none has seeds.

lol

>>696862744
How new are you?

>>696869930
Fucking seriously? How do you know? Is she tail wagging and shit? And submits?

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>>696862564
I licked my best childhood friend's dick, when we had a sleep over.
He later told me in middle school, that he wouldn't mind dating me. I've always thought about it ever since. i'm 21 now and still think im in love with him

>>696867673
Looks like Cold Pepsi imo...MODS MODS MODS!!

>>696870753
Go for it faggot

>>696870849
>http://www.redtube.com/42637
it's on redtube you dumb fuck

>>696867737
is there more to this?

>>696867737
is there part 2 of this?

>>696868694
Have kik?

>>696870849
thats the pornstar monica belucci u dumb cunt.. not cp

>>696871114
Yeah but I don't give it out.

>>696862564
I raped a 13 year old girl.
And then we kept fucking for two years after. I was 21 initially

>>696871494
Do you live in Florida

>>696862564
>>696862564
>>696862564

I'm looking for an anon in AZ right now so I can try sucking cock for the first time. I don't care what they look like I can't wait any more..

>>696871623
Nope sorry I'm not the mighty Florida Man

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Currently I am dating a girl who I am having an affair with her mother who's married. The affair started before meeting her. I like the mother more and if anyone finds out we will just go out of state and be with each other. Pic related, looks like her.

Besides that I've also dated my cousin, a tranny, my friend's sister who I had dominant relationship with.

i used to have a bird feeder in my backyard and a break-barrel pellet gun next to the toilet in my second floor shitter.

what do these two things have in common?

I would kill mourning doves eating off my feeder while i took shits, then i would eat them

>the bird of peace is also the bird of holy shit delicious

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>>696870753

Iv been married for 7 years and I fuck random bitchs on the reg without a condom and have had 4 stds while in this marriage
I suck about 2 or 3 different cocks a month and have kissed my wife after
I have been fucked by 3 dudes

>>696871756
Yeah I forgot the pic and another weird relationship

>>696864503

get on sls . com and ruin your relationship already

>>696871309


>>696862564
>Currently I am dating a girl who I am having an affair with her mother who's married. The affair started before meeting her. I like the mother more and if anyone finds out we will just go out of state and be with each other.

>Besides that I've also dated my cousin and a tranny before.

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>>696864565

>like getting pegged

dude you might want to rethink the whole

>not usually up for anything up my asshole

yeah, yeah.

>>696871896
Have you transferred those stds to her?

I'm married, but I secretly want my closing shift, coworkers cock buried between my legs...
I wonder if he does as well...


...And I believe my husband would rather enjoy the idea...

i came in my exgf (6 months after we broke up) while she was passed out. She was dating some other dude then and got pregs and had an abortion. Didn't know it was me

>>696867831
>>696867892
>>696867950
>>696868021

wonder how all these cats fish

>>696872005
What's with the repost of my post?

im totally into the idea of a threesome (foursome?) but my partner gets jealous really easily and thinks that sex should be something to be shared between a couple. also one of his friends accidentally saw me naked and i didnt want to make him jealous so i didnt say anything

>>696872232
I think once but it didn't have any symptoms until it turned into a really bad infection in her uterus

>>696872378
>What's with the repost of my post?

When i was younger, with a friend we hit this moment when we guy show our dicks. To compare. At this time my dick was at leat 3 times bigger that his. He asked me with he could suck it, I sodomize him. I just like to dominate this human. Plus he just loved it so bad.

>>696872402
How did he see you naked?

>>696872259

>coworker
>wonder if he wants to fuck
>he does

I used to have a secret : one day I put a condom on a hammer handle and I stick it in my ass.
But I eventually told my gf. Hope it doesnt come back to haunt me some day

>>696872428

>What's with the repost of my post?

>>696872402
Amanda?

>>696872402
post nudes for us instead

me and my buddy jerked off together and compared dick and load size

he made fun of me for being smaller in both dick and load size :(

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>>696862564
my ex had HIV

besides that i probably tell everything.

>also got a slave atm. but right now i am single so nobody to tell it to.

>>696872518
changing and i forgot to close the blinds because im a dumb fuck.

that side of our room theres a fence and a ton of trees blocking it off from the neighbors house so it doesnt matter

but i forgot that he told his friends t0 just go around to the back for his party........

>>696872674 nah this is an elizabeth lmao

>>696872771
rekt

>>696872857
Did you contract it?
Was it a trap?

>>696872919
Ohh okay that's not too bad. As far as the three some goes you want mmf or ffm? Is he opposed to both?

>>696872402
Why dont you just break up with him if you want to do that? You obviously dont want him

>>696872526
He wouldn't stop touching me last night, and my self control very barely won out...

If he'd walk up, and bury his hard cock into my ass, trying to reach for something above me or what not, I don't fucking >>696872526
know; the customers would simply have to wait....

>>696872715
dohe doesnt want me to send him nudes, he'd rather see (and use it) in person

>>696872857
Shit that sounds scary

>>696872771
Next time fuck his ass and see what he thinks.

>>696873181
well me too but unless you want to post your address ...

>>696873180
does he have a big dick?

>>696873338
im not gay fag

>>696873088
hes opposed to mmf but i understand him not wanting to feel like hes being cucked, not sure about ffm (im down for either though)
>>696873170
1. he has an amazing body and a nice cock, which does keep me satisfied, but i do still have that fantasy. 2 i think that this is the guy i wanna tie the knot with, other aspects of his personality are perfect

>>696873362
I have no idea...
I know he lurks /b/ sometimes though....

>>696873427
That wasn't the point.

>>696873351
nah man fuck that shit

>>696864503
i er, ive been in this position, though not by choice

my ex's dad was a tranny, and used to bully me, telling me i was a closet faggot and that i should dress as a woman. because i was young my cock would get hard at the thought of wearing my gfs clothes. The family were all serious drug abusers and would spend the whole weekend doing hard substances. Whilst high on ketamine they convinced me to dress up in gfs clothes. my cock was extremely hard and my dickhead throbbed.

i wore a black lacey panty and bra set, they stuffed the bra with socks and i wore dark tights (i had hairy legs) and a black flowing mini skirt. my cock throbbed the whole time. My gf then suggested we pretend to be sisters, and invite a guy over to "have some fun". Obviously i agree because im a young stupid cunt and im out of my face on ket.

so this thug guy comes over, and im literally trembling with fear. he keeps calling me a disgusting prick for dressing as a woman, and made me stand in the middle of the bedroom, bending over and shaking my ass. my gf is sat on the bed with him, laughing and stroking his cock.

They then made me suck on his dick, i had never sucked a cock before and he hit me for using his teeth. i had tears in my eyes because it stung so badly. i told him i was sorry and that i promised to suck on it better. i really tried to make sure my teeth never made contact with his dickhead. my gf and him were kissing the whole time whilst i gave him head.

when he came he was extremely rough and i almost was sick. i had tears in my eyes. After i swallowed my gf said i was such a good boy and that i should be sucking more cock in future.

i still feel disgusted with myself to this day, it was 9 years ago and i still have nightmares about it. how could i let myself be used in such a way.

>>696873604
you're right. keep it safe

posting nudes is much better

>>696873530
If its just fantasy then dont act on it. Simple. Trust me its not worth it if you like him which you clearly do.
I fucked up. I wouldn't want to see the same shit happen to anyone

>>696869757
real mvp

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>>696872998

nope

found him on a forum on the net.
Kik'd him
Shit is fairly new but he is my bitch already.
I don't want to meet up since i am not into guys, i just fuck with his head, wrap him around my finger.
Soon I will make him send me money, I ain't gonna do this for free all the time.
You worship me, then show your gratitude!

First i'll let him know he can make a voluntary donation to see how much he worships me.

If it's low, i'll get him to send more or quit. If not, easy cash for some spare-time texting.

>>696873530
post your bfs cock then

>>696873271

what HIV?

nah when i knew she had it i stayed with her for a couple of more years.
These days you can live pretty fucking good with HIV, as long as you keep your virus count low in your blood it the danger is almost non-existent to your partner.

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>>696862564
kek you people are disgusting.

>>696862564
>Have gf
>I suck dick mostly everyday before I go home if this one employee comes into work from the field
>I dont even ask for anything in return just swallow his cum and call it a day
>something about that gets me horny enough to want to go home and bang the shit out of my girlfriend

>>696874047
>said earlier i dont have any nudes to share

>>696874153

kek, cuck-faggot

>>696874153
how did that begin greentext your first time sucking him off. Big cock?

>>696869014

i got it from here but i got like 1 seed

https ://thepiratebay.org/torrent/8402674/[HardFuckGirls]_Marta_(Super_Hot_Amateur_Teen_Anal_Fucking)

>>696873674
jesus christ

dude, you know it wasn't your fault. rape is never ok. you can move past it

I had HPV that I caught from one of my uncles. I had that shit treated right away, it's gone now.

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>>696864110
YOU MUST BE A TRUMP SUPPORTER!

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>>696873771>>696873351
>>696872715

>>696873530
Then talk him in the idea of a ffm first. I mean he watches porn I'm sure he would like the idea but it may need a little convincing. That would open the door and if it's insecurity with the idea of the after sex then just say you'll pick a stranger

>>696873674
Bro.

>>696874402
nothin wrong with a little incest

>>696874466
nice double dubs
i might try that, just worried that ill get a bad reaction

>>696862564
She is 16... MODS
MUtafuka MODS
KILL ALL THESE FAGGOTS MODS!

>>696873674
so you still think and dream about it? How hard does that get you?

>>696874454
you know you want to

not like he'd feel hurt

>>696868388
share more

>>696874746
he would if my pictures circulated and he realized that hundreds of dudes were jacking off to his girl.

>>696874872
he'd end up turned on by that

>>696872402
ahhh i love this copypasta

>>696874981
its cliche for sure but it isnt copied

>>696874937
>extremely jealous

>>696874454
tits or gtfo

>>696869680
Nah I really don't any desire to get fucked in the ass. Maybe a prostate massage but I would want it to be from a girl.
Ideal situation for me would be to have a slutty girl and a sissy fuck Boi as my sex slaves and servants. Fuck boy would be at the bottom of the barrel basically getting fucked by the girl, assisting her wth sucking my cock, there'd be alot of ball busting and chastity and humiliation from both of us.

>>696867737
more?

>>696875159
this

>>696874272
>huge cock
>I've known him since like 4th 5th grade
>first time intimate
>we go to christian school
>we watch porn together
>would start wacking off in each others presence
>then it escalated would jack each other off together
>see woman start giving blowjob porn
>we try it on each other
>im not turned on by him sucking me off
>i am very turned on by sucking him off
>i dont let him suck me
>tried fucking in my ass didnt like that either
>did this throughout highschool
>would ride around in his car until he found a place to let me do my magic
>didnt see him for 6 years
>get hired at a machine shop
>he is delivery driver
>win again

>>696874454
cam
> icanhaz<DELETETHIS>chat. com/tog

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>>696874779

>>696875159
i dont see you posting any tits?????? you gtfo

>>696864189
Still gay

>>696874953
This post

>>696875240
What shit tier country do you live in to have such shitty pic quality?

>>696875112
ah it's just a cover for his pride

every guy likes the idea of their girl stuffed full of cock

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>>696867668

>>696875402
his own maybe, he likes the idea of me being pure and his i think, like im HIS and hes sort of dominant

>>696863546
So its gay because his g-spot was stimulated and he sort of enjoyed that sensation, but otherwise has no attraction to males whatsoever, and this makes him gay? Its these retards that are bringing down the human race

>>696872402
i need to go teach a class soon. adios, 4chan, and thanks for the advice

>>696875240
Any showing face?

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>>696875562
titttteeeeeeeeees!

>>696875562
pff no guy likes his girl pure

a lady in the streets and a whore in the sheets

what he likes is the idea that you're his, reliable, you'll always come through. coming through for other guys doesn't change that.

>>696872402
dump him and ask his friend to bring some friends

>>696862564
I went to VIP room and let a stripper jack me off....busted all over her tits. My wife thought I was playing poker.

>>696875832
Complete bullshit. This guy giving you advice is a cuck. He's not like 99% of men as his retardation is over 9000

>>696875562
I bet you're into that too. Not many guys are like that no more ya know

>>696876054
Agreed, confirmed cuck fag

>>696867673
upload to MEGA

>>696868388
Thats good , i would do the same if i had a sis, probally i would have already molested her too lol

>>696875562
do you like the idea of being stuffed full of cock?

>>696875678
If my girl even asks to fuck another guy I would hit her in her face and then literally throw her out the front door. If she asks for ffm that we can do. She knows this too.

>>696876054
>>696876163
u samefags really hate tits so much you'd rather this schoolteacher went home to mr abusive than posted tits here or had some fun

>>696868567
Tell us her whole cheater story

>>696876316
If a guy did this to any girl I know I would literally kill him.

>>696875240
can we see her face?

>>696875832
Captain Sweden leave this thread

>>696876364
She's obviously already retarded and might actually take some idiotic 4chan advice. Cucks are cucks, but if asked for advice just fucking be honest. And you retard really think you could get a woman take her blouse off for you? How fucking stupid neckbeards you are.

>>696876453
Hahahah! You are welcome to try. What a fucking keyboard warrior.

>>696868383
There's no deception like self-deception.
Even in this day and age, plausible deniability and trust exists despite all the odds.
If wifey's BF's husband never asks about it and anon never spills, it may well be that he can get away with it. Especially if they move some distance away before very long.

>>696864868
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>>696862744

I consistently cheat on my significant other because I was cheated on in my first relationship and I want to get the first punch in if it happens again.
Also, I would rather get some than go without or miss out.

>>696868048
I feel precisely the same way. Man's not a camel and needs to drink from a different well from time to time.

Apologies for the mixing of metaphors

>>696864868
Did it make you blue?

>>696872169
>anon says pegging is alright
>gives examples of not being attracted to men in the slightest

you guys are literally the dumbest faggots on the board, way fucking gayer than the married dude who enjoys prostate stimulation

>>696876731
In my experience, guys who suggest that sort of thing go down easy. I doubt you're much better because you had the balls to try it.

>>696864110

This is shitanon. I hope you are really shedanon, if not, then go fuck yourself for using his name.

>696874466
>>696874672
>That would open the door and if it's insecurity with the idea of the after sex then just say you'll pick a stranger

I wouldn't do that with a complete stranger. Finding someone that you know and trust wont goes a long way. You can't be sure a stranger will respect both of your boundaries and it can end in a disaster, especially if you care about him.

>>696863382
this, anons, is what a cuck is. Someone who is putting children into other families without them knowing.

>>696863382
I might be in the same boat, but she and I will never do a test because it would fuck up both our families.

filled my wife's twin sister shampoo, body lotion and toothbrush with cum, several times

they're identical, but I wanna fuck her sister so bad

there was also this time when she asked me to get her some ice cream, I said it was gonna take a while for it to defrost, and came a little on it, mixed everything and watched her eating my cum without knowing

>>696877484
Lol. I'm a veteran, still in great shape. You are an overweight justice warrior who thinks of doing something, but have no guts. I highly doubt you have even hit anybody in your life. I have over 5 years of various martial arts behind me , as well as some moderate success in mma fights. Your experience doesn't mean shit as you have zero.

>>696877611
True but when I've had mine, one turned into a love triangle (both chucks were bi) then they fought turned into hell and ya... All over the insecurity of my first girlfriend T thought that I had less feelings for Her because of S or had more feelings for S than her. So idk. Had casual threesomes and it went very well. Just met them that day, sat and talked etc and it worked well. Even incited her back a couple times.

my ex-girlfriend fucked me in the ass several times with a strap on, which she bought exclusively to fuck me

I'm not gay, but it's the only thing I miss about her.

I want to be fucked in the ass by a girl wearing a strap-on, preferably my gf.

I want to drink my gf's pee. A lot of it.

I want her to make me swallow my own cum.

I want her to finger my ass while she strokes me.

I want a girl, in this case not my gf, but a model, god-tier level girl to fart right in my face. I want that shit in my mouth and in my throat. I want to put my mouth over her butthole and inhale it.

That's more or less it. I have convinced her to hit me in the balls during blowjobs, which is pretty hot to me.

>>696877972
LMAO sure you're an MMA veteran marine black belt

your fat ass can probably barely reach the fridge

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>>696871870
>yfw Rock Doves were introduced into America as a food source
>whereupon they got loose
>and now infest major cities
>and are now commonly thought of as pigeons

wife likes to get tied up and blindfolded, had a friend fuck her without her knowing before hand

>>696877872
this, anons, is what a retard who doesnt kno the definition of anything is. never listen to them

>>696878280
Believe it or not, I don't give a shit. However we both know you don't have guts to do shit while I have. I would hit my woman in the face , take a hold of her shirt and pants and literally throw her at my front door until it opens and she falls to the ground. I would go back in to the house and throw her shit out, and tell her to fuck off from my life. You? You would break down and cry, proceeding with being a little white cuck boy. Fuck you disgust me.

>>696867737

please tell me there's a part 2

>>696868567
Thats disgusting. Divorce her or you're a cuck for life.

ITT: fuckloads of people that dont know what words mean

>cuck
>gay

>>696867793
Craigslist doesnt lie. Ever.

>>696867673
go die you racebaiting peace of shit

I used to rub my dick in my brother's soapy buttcheeks in th shower. Likely never tell anyone that.

>>696862744
Yeah, stupid OP should just be flat-out gay like you.

>>696878745

Trust me - she knew, she wanted it, and she liked it. And you think you pulled one over on her...

My friend whom I consider a brother spent the weekend at my place and brought his wife. Like 2am my gf goes to bed and its just the 3 of us drunk on my couch. His wife starts blowing him and he asks if I want some too. So she's blowing me and hes railing her from behind, i busted one in her mouth. He fucks her a little more but is to drunk to stay hard so he says "Just fuck anon, you cool with it?". So she rides me like a sex goddess till I shoot on the floor. My gf found out the next day and said she was cool and that she wants one of her own. Brother and I are still tight as always but he and his wife decided they arent ready for sharing. I would give anything to fuck his wife for the rest of my life.

I probably won't tell my partner that I spent a lot of my free time using shodan.io to find security cameras with default usernames and passwords still set, just because I enjoy watching people in their day to day lives.
Not in a sexual way.. the same way people go to zoo's and admire animals.

>>696864503
>not sure I should tell her
That's easy. Let her have her fantasy of watching a guy suck you off and then let nature take its course.

>inb4 faggits is unnaturil

>>696869930
for you

Mostly straight but I've sucked and been sucked by 4 or 5 different guys. would never tell anyone in real life.

>>696869930
Yeah, mine used to like it a lot, too. She always licked herself after I finished.

i have a little white step daughter (yes, she's over 18) that i want to see in the middle of a "compromising situation"

i hope that maybe one day, i'll come across this on one of my internet boards i frequent.....

browsing the porn section

see this

"Tiny little strawberry-blonde girl sucks off a gang of niggers in Throat Gagger scene"

and then the description

"Tiny 5 foot nothing <HER> sucks off the biggest, blackest dicks in porn, and eats ALL the cum"

and it's right above a blowbang publicity pic of her down on her knees with her sweet little face surrounded by 10 black cocks right at mouth level, all 10" or more, all within inches of her innocent little lips but all ready for sucking and doing a tonsilectomy on this tiny little white girl. i'm talking a mercilessly hard throat fucking. i mean that mouth is going to be a warm, wet, sloppy home for hard nigger cock for the next two hours of more. a nasty spit and pre cum filled fuck socket for MASSIVE BLACK COCKS.

i want to watch that little fucking whore SWALLOW big black cocks. i mean like mandingo BBC. and i mean a fucking 10 nigger mouth raping. at the first of the scene she would be asked "what are you here to do today?" and her answer would be, "suck a lot of black dick" then she would be asked "how many" and she'd answer "i don't even know how many are here. i guess every black dick here gets a turn in my mouth." when she has a pitch black telephone pole size hard nigger cock in her throat and they ask her if she loves sucking black cock, the only thing i want to hear out of her is "glugg gaahh gagg flughhh". i want to watch her nose touch a 12" nigger dicks stomach. i mean swallow it right down to the fucking nuts!!! and as the box cover said, she's gotta eat ALL THE SPERM!!! load after load i mean. good source of iron style, thick ropes of hot nigger sperm filling her sweet little white mouth and sliding down her tiny little white throat.

seriously, she's a fucking bitch. i hate her

>>696880116
I've done this too. Its quite fascinating watching people in other parts of the world going about their day.

>>696880701
kek

My ex thought anal was disgusting and I agreed with her but secretly I wanted to fuck her ass until my dick broke off

>>696881581
You
faggot

>>696874672
A guy who reacts badly when his gf suggests a MFF threesome has something wrong with him.

If he accepts your suggestion, you both win. If he reacts badly, you move on to someone more compatible.

>>696867673
>>696862564
OK. Fuck. I finally found a working link. I've spent last 30-40 mins trying to find anything (thanks you fucking faggots BTW) - checked all the torrents, links, online vid servers and all I got is one on a paid server per one download... yeah I know... no chance in hell I'm settling for that.

And one, good, free, working link. BUT because it's THE ONLY fucking link I could dig up, I'm really fucking paranoid not to post it until I have the video downloaded. I know I'm being a faggot now too but I really want this vid and if I get a server error while downloading now and one of the OP faggots decides to DMCA this I will REEEE hard.
I've got 2h+ of downloading remaining. If you still want it then, make another thread with the pic from this set asking for it here on /r/ in 2,5h and I will give you the link.

>>696877872
Literally the opposite of a cuck, you dumb twat.

I'm a college professor, married, and I've fucked three of my students.

>>696873873
Filthy degenerate cunt. All you fucking women want is money.

>>696862744
Everyone is born bisexual and only socialized into strict "breeder" roles. It's totally natural and normal, ancient outdated religions only stigmatize it simply because it gets in the way of procreation as much as possible, which is basically all religions are about, mostly. Basic evolutionary psychology.

>>696873674
Copypasta

>>696864110
Ayyyy, Shed that you?

>>696863272
>dick up ass
>liked it
>would do again
you're gay you fucking retard

>>696877493
>>696883569
The one and only.
>>696883381
Citation needed.

>>696872259
Bitch

>>696883748
It's common fucking sense faggot

Basically every single mammal in the wild messes around with both

Get over it

im bi and i would like to dress like a sissy and suck so many dicks, but im from chile and i cant find people with the same fantasies
and also i would like to have a dom

>>696883974
Citation needed.
INB4 "ITS JUST THE TRUTH FAGGOT DONT ASK ME FOR PROOF

You made a positive claim. The burden of proof is on you.

>>696884187
The burden of proof is a shitty epistemological meme and you should feel sorry for using it

Not going to fall in line with your formulaic "rules" that were literally made up and forced upon others by shallow minded scientists

>>696874454
Tits or gtfo

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>>696884562
>Proof isn't important
>Logical process is useless
>Philosophical debate rules came from scientists

I have cheaten on my wife well over 20 times with 16 different people. 13 women and 3 guys.

Married for 12 years and together for 18.

>>696862564
Faggot

Just come out if the closet you homo

>>696867737
holy shit... I that was fucking hot,,, I wish that happens with me and my cousin

>>696880701
Post a pic of that brat

>>696877923
You should pretend you thought her sister was your wife and grab her ass or something just to see her reaction.

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>>696885168
I don't have any more of that one saved, but I do have some more saved greentexts like that one if you're interested.

>>696862564
http://hd.wtfpass.com/play/Super+star+of+amateur+anal+fuck.html?133
see it online

>>696868388
So gross is her body also checked

>>696884787
It's mostly used by shallow minded scientists who can't think philosophically

Not giving in to your foisted requirements for discourse which have no metaphysical or physical grounding.

If you're a thorough empiricist, you ought to agree with me, for all knowledge can only be grounded in sensation and hard evidence. Not everyone buys into the "but muh logic" meme

Until you can get every single person to agree with you that the burden of proof is even a thing at all that is somehow a requirement for debate, you can't foist it upon other people who can think more critically than you.

If you can't admit that common sense is a basis of argument, you might as well give up on making sense out of anything that can't admit of purely logical clarity. Bisexuality is one of those things. Any reports or studies are impossible to take as knowledgeable because people lie about their sexual behavior as well as their accurate sexual label.

Get rekt

>>696864868
careful or your dick can get bird flu

>>696885401
It's something. Would be much appreciated.

>>696885638
You're saying that all people are born bisexual, and that most mammals have sex with both genders. This is not a common sense claim. This runs contrary to what the vast majority of people would say.

An outlandish claim does not because true just because you claim it's common sense.

Also for someone who is supposedly an empiricist you don't seem too fond of evidence.

>be me
>be 15
>fat beta forever alone male virgin fag
>fap everyday. all the time. like an unhealthy amount
>young, creative mind gets idea to fap with things besides my hand
>experiment with pringles flesh light, plastic bag/lube/couch fuck etc
>see anon on /b/ one day say cut hole in grapefruit, hollow out, microwave, then fap your heart out
>try asap. anon delivered. best fap ever

Skip ahead 4 years later....

>recently turned 19
>tired of being beta so I got ripped and not fat
>had a gf 2 years younger. also virgin
>plotted to give her some of my piggly after a special date. we talked about doing it
>30 days and I'll be balls deep in box for the first time ever
>Talk to buddy about it. subject of condoms came up (uncut fag btw. friend knows this)
>asked how uncut people put on condom
>same as cut people I guess?
Friend says >ya but do you have to like pull back the skin or soemthing?
Me> pull...back...skin?

Turns out I had phimosis and never realized. Didn't have dad or brothers. Went to catholic school. No one to gimme the talk about my knob and how to work it.

>Freak out
>A day later I start a strict regiment of stretching foreskin in the shower. a little bit further back every day
>hurts like a mother fucker
>ohfuckmylife.jpg
>keep at it for 2 weeks and im starting to see results
>not near the base of the mushroom yet but already see built up smega
>Im talking years upon years of constant fapping and the excess goo getting stuck in there
>scrub off while crying
>keep stretching every day. further and further
>miraculously roll all the way back
>eyes drop. what I see still haunts me to this day
>a ring of thick, hard, smegma caked around my dick
>at least 2 cm thick
>holy fucking shit. the smell guys
>grab q-tip and start digging
>holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck
>feeling things Ive never felt before
>After a while starting to feel like an old timey gold prospector
>and then I hit the motherload
>remember the grapefruit i fucked 4 years ago?

>>696884787
I'm on the phone so linking to sexual studies is a pain in the ass

Just take the other anon's word for it

Social anthropology, Kinsey and others, plus study of sexual behavior in mammals have concluded that all of us have at least some potential for bisexuality, regardless of how much or how little

Also, jacking off is a purely gay act since you are milking cum out of a man's penis

>>696862744
>degeneracy
>/b/
Uhhhhhhh

>>696886094
>Posting proof is hard, but it's really real guise I promise!

>>696886094
>/thread

>>696886223
Phone is a pain in the ass, just look of the vast amount of studies on the subject.

>>696886018
(cont)

>The seed was lodged in amongst the unholy amounts of smegma.
>finally dug it out
>it left an imprint on my dick that stayed there for years to come
>took me months but I finally had my dick stretchy and clean
>made an excuse to gf and pushed back our sex date but it happened eventually
>best sex ever
>grape fruit seed and smegma comba still haunt me to this day


dont fuck grapefruits, kids.

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>>696862564
Found it
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>>696886018
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>>696877972
Lol kys fag. Everything you've posted makes me cringe.

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>>696886018
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>>696868936
why would that disgust you

>>696862744
Your the sex hating filth that ruins not just /b/, but the world, plz fucking die.

>>696886443
>that site
>that screenshot

nah

>>696877972
>I'm a veteran
Hey can I bring my dog over later? he won't stop dragging his ass around on the carpet and keeps licking himself inappropriately.

better than tinder! plenty of horny cum hungry sluts of your city on https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/t5dvcdgvh5u7ny0/4cnangils.html

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>>696886377
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>>696885638
if you want to convince someone of your point you have to post your own evidence, its not their job to just believe you or do the research yourself

this is like when someone starts arguing with a feminist or a MGTOW and they just say "the research is out there, mah radical social claim is clearly common sense, educate yourself shitlord!!!1!11!

http://dourl.xyz/g

>>696887066
That's a veterinarian you stupid fuck. If you're going to make a word joke at least have some effort.

I let a gay friend suck me off when we were drunk, I'm not even attracted to guys or like cocks just happened

>>696887289
But he did put some effort in, he wrote the joke out and it was funny. Don't be such a miseryguts.

>>696869225
kek

>>696862564
Are there more pics from that set?

>>696887478
>Hey, veteran sounds a bit like veterinarian, thats funny, lolz!
Yeah, prime humor.

>>696869383
what did it feel like
>inb4 virgin
Fuck why even try i am a virgin

>>696880701
Is this a new copypasta or are you the same guy who has posted this before?