Waifu claiming thread. Previous: >>696694293 Rules: >Claim

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Kyouko claimed.

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Miho claimed

>>696700233
Hello

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>>696699719
How hard did you really look?

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>claiming yume

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<3

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Warframe is way too time consuming, but i can't stop playing

send help

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>>696700095
I want me more.

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Best type moon claimed.
>>696700248
Second best.

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>>696700302
Out of the 15+ places I looked I think about 3 hired at my age, and none of them responded.

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>>696700437
And i don't want any of you

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>>696699721
That's a good example of something I can't have too much.

>>696700095
Hot.

>>696699467
Maybe I should use it to shitpost or if someone else claims Homura.

>>696699714
Homoko.
>lamps checked
>hairstyle checked
Still adorable.

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>>696700291
Best Yuri.
>>696700301
Milk Drinker.
>>696700302
Fluffy Hair.
>>696700455
Wonderfulness.
>>696700519
Pet.

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Claimed.

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>>696700000
No, the idea is just to get a password and email address, most people use the same password for everything, so I can start to log on to everything. Especially if I add in security questions

And holy shit the quints
>>696700557
Hey moogs
>>696700431
Shit I haven't played that in a while

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>>696700603
Best cow.

>>696700455
I knew posting her was a granted reply from you.

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>>696700437
I can't live without me.
>kek

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Saber claim
>>696700000
Holyshit quints
>>696700126
Nope been too busy paying attention to the shitshow that is my own countries politics

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>>696700603

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Shygal claimed.

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>>696700519
Do you not want me?
>>696700797
I can't be me without me.

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>>696700560
>Homoko
kek'd

>>696700519
ruuude

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>>696700497
What country do you live in?
Also in most situations you should just show up even if you're below whatever they are asking for.

>>696700519
<3

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>>696700790
How are you?
>>696700844
How has your day gone?

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>>696700816
Where were you from again
>still posting that sample
>>696700790
You know me too well
>>696700730
Should be pretty easy, but really bad for security.

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>>696700603
How now, Brown Cow?


>>696700730
Well it's one of the only games to play on PS$

>>696700960
>Guy
>Girlfriend
wut

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>>696700968
I'm starting to think that I'm also you.

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>>696700603
Cow tiddies only good tiddies

>>696701035
Want to I help in my master plan?

>>696700519
But we love you!

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>>696701035
US.
>show up
I hate going outside though. I should clarify that I was applying online.

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>>696701117
I'm doing good, it rained so the temperature went down a bit which is good.

You?

>>696701148
I guess I do.

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>>696700960
No kidding.

>>696700968
I hope I can be with me always.

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>>696700437
>>696700519
>>696700797
>>696700968
>>696701154

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>>696701150
Cuddling.
>>696701158
Hello doctor.
>>696701306
Currently raining here, started off bright and sunny and it just came out of nowhere, then it got dark and stopped, then it got darker and starting raining harder, now my internet is trying to kill itself.

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I just came here for a blow job.

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>>696701117
Just got up. And the UPS guy just got here. So now i can go work on my truck. Even with the heat index at 108F

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>>696701154
We can all be me together.
>>696701407
Me should always be with me

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>>696700603
Touch
>>696700968
No
>>696701035
Shoo
>>696701158
and i don't love you.

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>>696701158
Were do i start?

>>696701234
Hmm this is where my father's stern parenting was helpful. Nigga didn't give me any options.

Well there's an intimidation factor when there really shouldn't be. Everyone you will ever talk to doesn't care. Call them up, talk a bit, lie your ass off and set up some interviews.

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>>696701148
Hopefully it will make everyone stop being dumbasses

>>696701150
It's also on PC master race

Also valkire hysteria best build

>>696701514
How are you today?

>>696701563
You came to the right place

>>696701718
I love you more than I can bear!

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>>696701148
America
>Hilary emails leak revealing her for the lying bitch she is and shows criminal activity
>Still a candidate
>Can't find that original image because im a tard
FUCK

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>>696701514
Chocolate milk is best milk

>>696701563
Then let's see Karen giving one

>>696701816
I don't play Valkyr because she's too cheese

Nekros is my main

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>>696701612
I want me to do me.

>might get a little confusing if too many people are me
>also turns it into an orgy

>>696701823
Thinking Every politician is honest

Kek

you ever watch house of cards nigga?

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Bro... Bro... Bro...
BROFIST!
When things are tough

...And you've had enough
Who is there?
To curb your fear?
All bridges burned...
Nowhere to turn...
Who will come?
To cheer you on?
NEVER LET GO!, GO!, GO!
NEVER GIVE UP!, UP!, UP!
NEVER LET GO!, NEVER GIVE UP!
You can reach your endgoal.
NEVER LET GO!, GO!, GO!
NEVER GIVE UP!, UP!, UP!
NEVER LET GO!, NEVER GIVE UP!
YOU LET GO, YOU ASSHOLE
Do you know how Pewdie say goodbye?(BROFIST!)
Close your hand lets give this thing a try(BROFIST!)
Everyone just wants to fist this guy(BROFIST!)
PEWDIEPIE
PEWDIEPIE
Lost all you had
A good things gone bad
All alone, in the unknown
Then in the mist you see a fist
And who knew, the legends true
NEVER LET GO!, GO!, GO!
NEVER GIVE UP!, UP!, UP!
NEVER LET GO!, NEVER GIVE UP!
You can reach your endgoal.
NEVER LET GO!, GO!, GO!
NEVER GIVE UP!, UP!, UP!
NEVER LET GO!, NEVER GIVE UP!
YOU LET GO, YOU ASSHOLE
Do you know how Pewdie say goodbye?(BROFIST!)
Close your hand lets give this thing a try(BROFIST!)
Everyone just wants to fist this guy(BROFIST!)

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>>696701768
I can't have a father's stern parenting. I dislike talking on the phone.

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>>696701768
So you know anything about coding apps?


Because I don't and that is a key part of the plan

>>696701823
Trump has literally quoted Mussolini and been supported by the KKK and didn't distance himself from it.

Just saying I don't support fascism

>>696701963
But never taking any damage!

>>696702057
Reasons for anarchy or election by lottery

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>>696701718
Your being mean towards me
>>696701971
A three way with me, me and me?

>>696701718
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1468560183828.webm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLEdsI731J4
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY9s1NTT528

>>696702142
Man, this new Kanye West single sucks balls.

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>>696702220
I don't want to drag me into this.
This is just between me and me.

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Does anyone play heroes of the storm?

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>>696702142
>>696702316
>>696702411

Excuse me, but...

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>>696701971
There's just three of you, which is just the right amount.
wew

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>>696702146
Somewhere in this you're going to have to do something you dislike.
Comfort is the enemy to success.

I personally hate online applications. Find a job fair for a large yet shitty company? Amusement parks do this a lot.

>>696702165
Sadly no. But if you need a hit man with nothing to lose i'm your man.

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>>696702592
[Trump]:
USA! USA! USA! USA!
listen to the words I'm about to say.
death, weakness, destruction, lives ruined, corruption!
We don't win anymore, the situation is worse than it has ever been before.
China rapes our country, Mexico sends rapists, they take our money.
Whats going on? (Whats going on?)
Whats going on? (Whats going on?)
The gays! the lesbians! the Japanese! the Mexicans!
Whats going on? (Whats going on?)
Ask the gays, the gays will say:
Whats going on? Whats going on?
They're making Ghostbusters with only women, Whats going on?
Whats going on? Whats going on?
Leave Tom Brady alone.
Whats going on?

[Ted Cruz]: Freedom, a return to freedom, the internet: keep it free, don't give it away to Russia and China, protect your family.
Vote your conscience, vote for candidates you trust.
[Trump]: Lyin Ted, lyin Ted.
[Ted Cruz]: Don't mess with my wife, Don't mess with hamburger prices.
Hamburger prices have gone up 40%.
[Trump: Ted Cruz, he's a pussy.
[Ted Cruz]: Heidi is my best friend, she's the love of my life and hamburger prices have gone up, I like hamburgers so that sucks.
Whats going on? Whats going on?
They're making Ghostbusters with only women, Whats going on?
Whats going on? Whats going on?
Hamburger prices have gone up 40%, Whats going on?
Whats going on? Whats going on?
[Reporter]: If Marvin Gaye were alive today it's a fair prediction that he'd say "Whats going on?"
Whats going on? Whats going on?
Leave Tom Brady alone.
Whats going on?

>>696702487
Just me and me? I'm fine with that.

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>>696701608
You're white you can handle it.
>>696701718
How are you?
>>696701816
Good, wish it wouldn't be so hot, how are you?
>>696701963
It is also good.

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>>696702165
Yeah I know Trump isn't a great choice either but I'll take any dipshits off the street as our leader over Hilary

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>>696702592
Yo listen up here's a story
About a little guy that lives in a blue world
And all day and all night and everything he sees
Is just blue like him inside and outside
blue his house with a blue little window
And a blue corvette
And everything is blue for him and himself
And everybody around
'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen

I'M BLUE I really want to die I really want to die I really want to die I really want to die I really want to die I really want to die...

I'M BLUE I really want to die I really want to die I really want to die I really want to die I really want to die I really want to die...

I have a blue house with a blue window
blue is the color of all that I wear
blue are the streets and all the trees are too
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue
blue are the people here that walk around
blue like my Corvette, it's in and outside
blue are the words I say and what I think
blue are the feelings that live inside me

I'M BLUE I really want to die I really want to die I really want to die I really want to die I really want to die I really want to die...

I'M BLUE I really want to die I really want to die I really want to die I really want to die I really want to die I really want to die...

Inside and outside
blue his house with a blue little window
And a blue Corvette
And everything is blue for him and himself
And everybody around
'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen

I'M BLUE I really want to die I really want to die I really want to die I really want to die I really want to die I really want to die...

I'M BLUE I really want to die I really want to die I really want to die I really want to die I really want to die I really want to die...

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>>696702635
Eh, whatever, I'm fine with how I am currently. I don't want to burden you, I'll stop talking about my problems.

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>>696701816
ok.
>>696702220
i know
>>696702228
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1468525676767.webm
>>696702701
Im fine.
Except that im still without my voice for the 2nd day in a row.

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>>696702569
I tried it out once.

But when I did my computer sparked and a puff of smoke came out.

So I immediately decided to not play it.

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>>696702487
Me and me with me watching me?

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>>696702611

>>696702915
Emo says what

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Eina Tulle claimed

>>696703028
What?

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>>696702915
Didn't sound like you were fine with it. Being horrible and all.

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>>696703046
Also here's a gif of her

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>>696702165
Don't be a bitch, bitch
Valkyr just isn't fun with a perma-hysteria build
I run Warcry with a rocket hammer

>>696702947
Is your computer an actual potato?

>>696703028
I'm goth, not emo get it right

My father...was a baker...and a fiend.

And one night, one night he goes of craazziier than usual, cooking. Mommy orders take-out to defend herself. He doesn't like this. Not. One. Bit.

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>>696703134
I didn't say I was horrible if I recall correctly.

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I heard some people saying the jews financed Hitler's adventure. Sure, why not, and sounds funny and crazy right??, but ,isn't. I guess societies very stupidly don't see why??? I strongly believe the jews wants to control the world for the better, not the worst, but the better, but remember this guys, when they need to do this, the jews will have to deal and battle the most ugly and evil forces in planet earth. and who could be one of those evil forces???, well...Hitler is one, for sure, and now, if the jews cleverly financed Hitler's adventure, knowingly that Hitler will lose the war, Ha, so, there you have it. that is the reason we control Germany today. RIGHT??. whenever this mighty guys need to do something in order to control some part of the world, either you agree with our banking terms, or you have the option of the war, but the jews tell those who oppose...don't do it, because you are going to loose and then...YOUR ASS WILL BE OURS...VERY SIMPLE. so, those mighty bankers financed Hitler and since Hitler for sure lost, YOUR ASS IS MINE, SO THERE YOU HAVE IT...WE CONTROL GERMANY TODAY, but why?, why we need to do this with Germany, which is a Europeans nation like us??, Why loosing so many Europeans lives?? well Germany was the one who opposed this bankers. We either control the world's money system , OR THE WORLD IS GOING TO CONTROLS US and we don't want that, because if the world controls us, IT'S THE END OF US. And this is not the end of it and actually will never end, this planet always will have wars. and do you guys know why? BECAUSE THIS IS ROTTEN PLANET EARTH...THE DEVIL'S PLANET, PLANET INFERNO AND MOST OF US HUMANS, WE STINK, NOT ALL OF US, BUT MOST OF US, ARE HELL'S GUYS. 80% OF HUMANS ARE NO GOOD, AND THE REST OF US, 20%, THE GOOD SIDE OF US, HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS EVERY MOMENT OF OUR LIVES, SO, LONG LIVE THIS MIGHTY BANKERS...BECAUSE FOR YOU GUYS , LOOKS LIKE THIS MIGHTY GUYS ARE BAD, BUT THEY'RE NOT, IT'S JUST THEIR FIGHT AGAIN'TS HELL'S PEOPLE.

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>>696703204
Now it basically is.

I honestly don't know what happened.

>>696703204
i have a goth PlayStation friend? neato

>>696703338
"feel like shit"

>yuuko

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>>696702962
It's settled then.

I'll be a little distracted starting in a few minutes, I hope I don't mind. If I want to add me somewhere that shouldn't be an issues.
Maybe then I and me can play some singleplayer together or s-something.

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>>696702692
>>696702611
Namesync ruins this.

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>>696702635
Yeah, that might come in handy

>>696702701
I'm good, I'm actually about to play some league

>>696702738
Anarchy it is

>>696702946
So.much

>>696703204
But I shred through everything like nobodies business!

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>>696703815
I don't know what that means.

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>>696703667
Yea, but that's not horrible. Sorry.

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Claimed

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>>696703941
Homura™ !SoonTMmHfo
>>696703713
Its not like me likes me or anything

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>>696703980
Shouldn't feel like shit then.
Doesn't sound like you're fine with everything

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Claimed

It was another agonizing day on /b/. Newfags, gaiafags, furfags, you name it. Anonymous was tired of it. Moot was tired of it, too. She wanted to stop it. But she couldn't.
There was only one way: Snacks.
W.T. Snacks, ex-girlfriend of said Moot, was the only way to solve the cancer that was killing /b/. They decided to meet eventually.
As soon as poor Snacks entered Moot's humble little adobe, she was pounced upon. Thrown to the couch, she was quickly stripped of her tight, constricting and beautiful schoolgirl outfit.
Now both Snacks and Moot were in their beautiful lingerie. It begun.
Moot climbed over Snacks on top of the couch, a slight purr to her neko lips, as she leaned down to gently plant those lips on Snacks' face. Quickly, the blonde, teenage girl struggled and squealed under the neko's grasp, but it was futile. Moot had the upper hand.
That upper hand quickly lowered itself, one of Moot's soft, milky hands slowly caressing one of Snacks' delicious breasts, the other intertwined tightly in the smooth blonde hair of the girl beneath her. She replied with a quiet gasp, turning into a soft, shivering moan, as the nekogirl began to molest her.
Snacks' back arched in pleasure as she crawled out from under Moot, sitting back against the couch. Moot slid off, onto her knees, in front of the beautiful loli, and then began her work.
She pulled aside Snacks' panties, revealing the tiniest sprinkle of silky blonde pubic hair, and the perfectly symmetrical, tightened folds of Snacks' virgin cunt. Her semi-rough neko tongue tentatively stuck out, a hand on each of the girl's thighs. As the tongue dragged along sweet, damp lips, Snacks let out a whimper and a moan of delight, squirming from Moot's ever-so-soft kisses.

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>>696703530
maybe it hit 511C

>>696703644
I um...nevermind

>>696703841
Valkyr is just boring, but that's my opinion desu

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>>696704225
s-same

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>>696704284
>Filename
You're not chefbro

As Snacks' love juices emptied themselves into Moot's mouth, her tongue dug deeper, her delicious flat chest grinding up against Snacks' leg. Her own wetness was approaching, plus...something a little different, and Snacks' eyes went wide in shock as she realized the truth. Moot had a penis.
The shock quickly subsided into gasps and mewls of love as Moot did her best to pleasure her slit. and eventually Snacks could not resist that pleasure. Her back arched and out rang a loving, passionate moan as she orgasmed, juices finding their way to coat Moot's face and chest.
Moot herself could stand it no more. She stood up and dropped her panties, exposing her slim, yet exotic six inch shaft in front of Snacks, pulsating and throbbing in Anticipation. Snacks could not resist. Her legs spread wide, and her fingers held her sopping wet pussy open.
The neko futa descended upon Snacks. Almost immediately she was at it, her cock slipping inside Snacks' warm, inviting orifice, beginning to pound mercilessly, crushing her virginity. The larger girl yelped in pain, then mewled in delight, wrapping her arms around Moot's loli frame. Moot's tongue found it's way to Snacks' nipple, suckling on it like a newborn child as one hand groped Snacks' other breast, the other tweaking and playing with Snacks' clit as they mated in passion.

Plowing through each of the blonde girl's orgasms, Moot continued to suckle and kiss her breast, pleasure flooding both girls' senses as final orgasms approached. All the hatred, all the bans and horrors of /b/, to this moment, were now drowned in one last second of ecstasy.....
...and then there was no more. Moot almost screamed out in delight as she came, shooting her neko seed deep into Snacks' womb. She could only twitch and shudder in response as their fluids mixed inside Snacks' tight cunt.
They lay there for several minutes, when suddenly, Moot's mother entered the house. As she gazed upon the form of her son/daughter, shaft eagerly buried within the wet tunnel of Snacks, she became scared. She said, "You're moving with your auntie and your uncle in Bel-Air!"
I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "FRESH" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say this cab was rare, but I thought naw forget it, "Yo Holmes, to Bel-Air!"
I pulled up to a house about seven or eight, and yelled to the cabbie, "Yo Holmes, smelled you later!" Looked to my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air.

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>>696702946
Its cancer.
>>696703841
Nice, try and piss people off.

whyte ppl i hate u cuz
1. u all racist
2. u pale as hell
3. u fuckin stupid
4. u stereotype niggas cuz u all dumb
5. ur fat
6. u look like marshmallows
7. u look like gluesticks
8. u close minded
9. u jus straight up bitch
10. u make me sick
11. u all like fishin for sum reason
12. u all have dogs
13. u think u a good race when u ain't even human
14.u look ugly as hell
15.u a disgrace
16. u think u know bout niggas so much when u don't
17. u all got faggot ass voices
18. u speak like British ppl
19. u all gay
20. u have no place in hiphop so u shud stop listenin to it

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>>696704391
Yeaaahhh... I have no idea what that means.

I've never been too technical with computers and junk.

Curse my lack of knowledge of the inner workings of a computer.

Or at least I'm asuuming that what you're talking about.

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R8 my waifu

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>>696704265
I guess I'm not fine with people caring about me, such as you. Not trying to come off as rude if I am.

Hi /b/.......Im new here. >_>;;
I was wondering if any of u knew how 2 register here........I dont see any place where i can log in. Also, why when u post, your post disappears from the list of posts? Why cant it just go directly to your post. Well anyway i wanted to show u guys some funny pics.....
[img]C:\Documents and Settings\Lisa\My Documents\My Pictures\sleepy_cat.jpg[/img]
[img]C:\Documents and Settings\Lisa\My Documents\My Pictures\woops1.gif[/img]
i hope u guys enjoy them....also, please welcome me to /b/, i hope you are all friendly and treat me well. :D
First let me introduce myself......my fav animes are Naruto InuYasha and Bleach, and i like listening to music (my favorite bands are Fallout Boy and Pink floyd, my favorite song is We Dont Need No Education by Pink Floyd). also, the power level is OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD madnes??? THIS IS
[color=red]SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!![/color]
also, how cum (lol cum) you have to attach a pic? how ghey is that? :p here's a funny pic i found the other day when i was surfing the internet. :cool:

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>>696705024
Made me chuckle. She's okay.
Inferior bunneh, though.

I go HARD.
I go HARD HARD
If I were soft I would not have gotten this far
I go HARD
I go HARD
I go HARD
(I'm familiar)
Yes you are
If I don't go all the way, If I don't win
It'll be a mistake a complete waste of energy
and money (and money) and money (and money) money money money
I don't look back, and say I wish i didn't do this or that
I'm not stupid its a fact, I never had a drink, the thing that gets me in trouble is the retweet more killer than the tweet, I repeat I respond to what they did to me, Imma fight back it's not a one-way street
I go HARD.
I go HARD HARD
If I were soft I would not have gotten this far
I go HARD
I go HARD
I go HARD
(I'm familiar)
Yes you are

DEAR CUT VS. UNCUT FAGS! 4chan is my favorite gay forum so it tears my heart up to see you hate each other. That's why I'm posting a docking picture. The purest way an uncut fag can express love to a cutfag by sharing his foreskin.
I'm a cutfag, and I like having a clean, smooth, thick , windblown, cock that takes a little bit longer to cum and tastes like sucking the lightly salted neck of my lover.
I'm attracted to uncutfags, asian traps mainly, with their cute little PENIS all protected and wet, ready to cum because it's so sensitive with just a hint of pungency to it. But I don't just like to peel it back and suck it, sometimes i want his foreskin to come forward and hug my cock and let my roughneck PENIS with a 2/3 less STD rate due to it's lack of an absorbing surface outside of the urethra, Let it know it can have a soft caring home to keep it comfy and safe.
I don't want my head to be moist all the time, I like my lover to make it moist with his mouth which he does often because it tastes no different then any other part of my skin. I wouldn't have my lover any other way then what he is though. In all his sensitive, cute, uncut glory.
So i ask you to put down the keyboards of war and embrace the NEW /b/ with peace, love, and docking

Yeah
You wanna play with your mario games?
I had a big raims is a big taims
Cause Mario might be super
But I'm super duper
With a big tuper
Cause no ones going to hit it like me
Cause Mario has a big C
But I got the A+ on that test cause it's a big mess
Mario might be a superman
But I'm going to have a big tan
He might have went to the past and to the future
But I'm gunna make a
New game how to nuture
Man Mario can't play like dat T-Dub's on the may
Man you want to hit it down with the big town
Man you can't be like the big brown
My boy Emula he has insemula
Man it's nothing emo once they get together they're gonna be the team
Of the mean
You see my boy Seth he can rap like the Meth
That's on the test
Man you can't even hit it with the big mess
Man you can't beat em' because he's gonna see em'
Man you gonna hit it down with the big town I'm gonna make it round
I had a big town with the A-Town

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>>696703841
Just keep it away.
>>696704761
Most likely
>>696705024
I like Tatsuta more.

I came from a place called Charlotte
My boy Kevin bought a lot
He's gonna hit it down like a bratamatch
He can skateboard like the top boy Tony Hawk
But you think Tony Hawk's so cool well Kevin gots a mog
Of the foileit
He's gonna unfold it like the toilet
Man once that man made the toilet everyone thought it was so awesome
But it's gonna be a toss em' up between my boy Kevin and that man
And seeing that today is the day that I wanna play the game
With the big mrain
I'm gonna show you what's up and what's not up
Because it's going down in my town
You write me down in your books cause I'm gonna have the hooks
Of the big tooks
Man all the ladies want me
But it's gonna be game to play the rain of the mario

See he has a princess but I get all the others
Hot princesses he wants one I want all the others
Cause he's gonna be a sucka
See I'm the pimpin' man of the big ran
And you wanna be in the band
Well I'll be your main man
To get you out of that rant
Because it's coming down with the town
Everybody knows they're gonna be found in the big round town
Play this boys
Cause it's nothing with the toys
Time to quit playing with your toys
Cause Mario ain't even an atario
You wanna play with gabario?
I have the toys with the moise and everybody knows it's coming down with the toys
Doise
Of the boys
Man my boys don't even play with games anymore
They're on their reigns with the dames
Man you wanna hit it down with the town I had the big brown
I had the big town of a-bound
I rebound that ball and shoot it
I'm gonna make it because I'm the top t-t-t-t-top dog
Man when they want something good they can come to me
Cause I'm gonna be like the sea
Fast and nice
But I'm gonna make it hit it up like the little spice

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>>696704225
I still don't know what that is.
Me is being very cute to me, but me should consider drawing a bit, even if it's just to say me did some progress today.

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>>696705055
I don't see rudeness, i see divergence

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEUzIP1Ap2U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPviAKaHAN0
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-_GWUw8LwM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uSXm8G3Kgc
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjiE0o_zDyY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63YDORxJn3s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fz50hqWrHUY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gO0Yg5S7uc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f82ITt35QA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhUnW5aRpS8
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wA7Y4DCLO2o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwXZxmVWU00
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ye4bRSClpk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKHqPT3_2TQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9trhLMnVCk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sy3aXOBcIyU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNTll1cFPl4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1mFcl4DRDM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hFQWiqMS4Y
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VzxU841IYQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyfHcImuMOU
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NeMPxB37B4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipm2U8_tWWc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQ52NmzO2Tk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Xa8k4Qkx9o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHL5WEMbwWU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzZKh6J7K8M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-D9OKb8tABM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAkekQkJb5E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLJi_dY9pcU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHL5WEMbwWU

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>>696705424
;-;

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>>696705538
Me should know what me is talking about.
Me is always very cute to me

>>696705055
>Cries in thread obv for attention. Then >when gets his attention acts like a rude cunt about it.

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Yo listen up here's a story
About a little guy that lives in a gay world
And all day and all night and everything he sees
Is just gay like him inside and outside
Gay his house with a gay little window
And a gay corvette
And everything is gay for him and himself
And everybody around
'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen

I'M GAY I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy...

I'M GAY I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy...

I have a gay house with a gay window
Gay is the color of all that I wear
Gay are the streets and all the trees are too
I have a girlfriend and she is so gay
Gay are the people here that walk around
Gay like my Corvette, it's in and outside
Gay are the words I say and what I think
Gay are the feelings that live inside me

I'M GAY I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy...

I'M GAY I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy...

Inside and outside
Gay his house with a gay little window
And a gay Corvette
And everything is gay for him and himself
And everybody around
'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen

I'M GAY I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy...

I'M GAY I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy...

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Yo listen up here's a story
About a little guy that lives in a gay world
And all day and all night and everything he sees
Is just gay like him inside and outside
Gay his house with a gay little window
And a gay corvette
And everything is gay for him and himself
And everybody around
'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen

I'M GAY I'm in need of a guy I'm in need of a guy I'm in need of a guy I'm in need of a guy I'm in need of a guy I'm in need of a guy I'm in need of a guy...

I'M GAY I'm in need of a guy I'm in need of a guy I'm in need of a guy I'm in need of a guy I'm in need of a guy I'm in need of a guy I'm in need of a guy...

I have a gay house with a gay window
Gay is the color of all that I wear
Gay are the streets and all the trees are too
I have a girlfriend and she is so gay
Gay are the people here that walk around
Gay like my Corvette, it's in and outside
Gay are the words I say and what I think
Gay are the feelings that live inside me

I'M GAY I'm in need of a guy I'm in need of a guy I'm in need of a guy I'm in need of a guy I'm in need of a guy I'm in need of a guy I'm in need of a guy...

I'M GAY I'm in need of a guy I'm in need of a guy I'm in need of a guy I'm in need of a guy I'm in need of a guy I'm in need of a guy I'm in need of a guy...

Inside and outside
Gay his house with a gay little window
And a gay Corvette
And everything is gay for him and himself
And everybody around
'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen

I'M GAY I'm in need of a guy I'm in need of a guy I'm in need of a guy I'm in need of a guy I'm in need of a guy I'm in need of a guy I'm in need of a guy...

I'M GAY I'm in need of a guy I'm in need of a guy I'm in need of a guy I'm in need of a guy I'm in need of a guy I'm in need of a guy I'm in need of a guy...

>>696705782
>Guys something terrible happened to me, but don't ask about it

Why slug > snail

1- Slug is so much light than snail who have shell to copy slug technology.
2- The snail use the shell because is a fucking faget.
3- snail got crush so easy, and you can give the slug to ur dog chew and it ll still eat lettuce.
4- shell is MORE heavy than no shell.
5- some slug have internal shell because more evolved
6- Your cousin will not want to stay on your house to play slug.
7- If you trow the slug on the wall, the wall will go up.
8- Trow both on water and watch which will come up first.
over 9000- slug at mate will make a slimecord. The snail will show dribble.
10- All slug are hermaphrodite. Snail is too but because faget
11 - slug is the name of a bullet. Snail means it is slow.
12 - Slug will eat carrion, slug dont give a fuck
13- slug didn’t needed an upgrade. Slug is perfect

Why snail > slug

1- Snail is so much heavy and strong. if snail does not kill you he can hit you with it. weight is a sign of reliability.
2- the slug got evict from shell because he is poor.
3- slug get crush easy, snail shell get crush, snail crawl away to find another. it is like having 1up.
4- shell is more stronger than no shell
5- snail evolve shell out of itself, internal slug shell is copy of superior snail technology.
6- your sexy little sister lift up her skirt when she see snail.
7- if you trow snail at wall, wall will catch snail and happy.
8- trow both on water and see wich can breth underwater which has surfase for air
over 9000- snail at mate will find a quiet leaf or hotel, slug is brazen hussy
10- snail is hermaphroditte faget becaus he hate biches only care for monie
11- snail is nail with curve added. slug is fake monie because he is poor.
12- snail only feast on finest foods, snail is coinesseur.
13- slug is 100000 years undeevolve, only survive because affirmative action.

>>696705917
>you just wouldn't "get it"