/b/ I CANNOT TAKE THIS SHIT. I need to lose 50 fucking pounds.

>>696695841
eat less
read the sticky on /fit/
i lost 100 lbs in the last 9 months bro, it's not that hard

>>696695841
fake your way into an adderall scrip

i would also suggest getting a fitness app like myfitnessapp that makes it more convenient to keep track of your goals and count calories

>>696695841
oh didnt see the "im broke" part

eat less. drink water when you feel hungry. bike around. super easy.

I lost a lot of weight after HS from quitting soda

>>696695841
>actually buying shit to lose weight
what are you, a menopausal woman?

Look into keto diet, my friend.

Play Pokémon go faggot

High protein 1000 cal a day and run motherfucker run

>>696696619
>pokemon go
He said lose weight.
Not be a massive public embarrassment to himself by manchilding it up for the whole world to see.

Losing weight is the most fucking easiest shit ever still everybody is fucking crying about it.
Just eat 1,5g carbohydrates/bodyweight kg and eat 2g protein/bodywight kg with 0,5g fat/bodyweight kg.
And do some cardio like running or something. Just fucking do some sport. I prefer lifting btw.
You will lose 1 kilogramm per week. If your metabolism starts slowing down just decrease the amount of carbs you take in.
Easy man. Dont be a faggot crying bitch

>>696695841
How about you eat less? It's really that simple. I'm 5'8 and at the beginning of April I was 260. Today, I'm 215 and lean. I've always been a stocky type fat so I look like way less than I actually do. All I did to lose weight was literally just eat less than 1500 calories a day. It's hard but it can be done. Started going to the gym about a month ago and I'm getting better and better as the day go on. I took one supplement to help me with my hunger, which was my biggest problem. Garcinia cambogia if I'm spelling it right. Helped out a lot.

>>696695841
Losing weight is a now brainer. You have to intake less calories then you burn everyday.

It's as easy as eating healthy and excersize at least 20 mins day.

Another tip don't eat late after 8pm. Drink mostly water.

>>696695841
> I can't buy shit to lose weight.

Christ that's such a fucking fatty thing to say. You can't buy your way out fat faggot

Easiest way for you is to stop spending money on processed foods and cook all you can.

Stop drinking soda, buy coffee powder and a french press. You'll get way more jacked and less appetite.

Drink 8, 12oz bottles of water a day, it'll help you feel better.

Start walking around your neighborhood. You will meet people and start losing weight.

Then start biking or running.

Start working on the crossfit routine, you won't do it all but you can start today.

Don't lose hope, the biggest thing you have to realize is that weight loss is a huge thing for your body to undergo and keep off.

You have to return your body physically and mentally to achieve what you want, and mind over matter will be your guiding principle.

>>696696996
He can buy food but can't by things to help him lose weight such as a gym membership?

>>696697065
Bull shit. I'm this anon >>696696856
And I never changed my diet. Just ate less. Doesn't matter what you eat, just how much of it you eat. Gotta count the calories out

Get a job at a grocery store pushing carts. Preferably Walmart or Costco since they offer longer hours. I lost 80 pounds in 6 months doing this. This will also solve your no money problem.

>>696696856
>5'8
>215
Hate to break it to you but you're a fat shit manlet.

>>696697465
This is a good idea. Not necessarily grocery store but getting a job that requires you to be physical.

I worked for a summer flipping a sign for some shit company and lost a lot of weight from just standing at least 8 hours a day.

amputate your leg, your height remains the same, but you loose a chunk of weight quickly.

>>696697688
I didn't say I wasn't dip shit. I'm just saying that I lost 45 pounds in 4 months. Never said I was cured of the fatness. Fuck off faggot

>>696695841
>>696695841
>I can't buy shit to lose weight
Buy less food.
Calories in < calories burned = weight loss
Or work out more with the calories you are consuming.
Calories burned > calories in = weight loss.

Get you fat ass up and dig a garden. Fuckers take energy to build and tend to, and give it back to you in the form of cheapish food- that isn't junkfood....
Download pokemon go, blow like 20 bucks to catch up. Walk around a bunch.
Fit sticky
Less junkfood
Socializing with physical activity, games, sports, hikes, catch, fucking anything to change up the pace and effort applied to your daily life.
And all of the other shit you've heard any sensible person say that wasnt trying to sell you a diet program

>>696695841

the best thing is using speed.

you will fap for hours and lose weight while having fun.

you wont sleep n shit. when my girlfriend was sleeping at 3 am and i was on speed that day i just went to the bathroom and fapped for hours till the sun came up. you´ll sweat like a mofo and shit

speed is only 10 for a gramm dude

GET SPEED

>>696695841
stop drinking liquid diabetes aka soda.
do more exercise. Work out how many pushups you can do without having a heart attack, do it every day for a week, then add 5 every week.
Sleep more - 8 hours a night, no bullshit. Don't browse /b/ or look at your cancerphone for about 30 mins before you go to bed.
Eat less shit.
If you smoke, stop.
Drink less booze.
Go and run round the block. Do it every day.
Spend more time standing. If you can get a standing desk at work, get one. If you're sitting on your ass all day, stand up for an extra 30 minutes.
Shop for groceries after meals, not before.

>>696698319
LMAO were you doing Adderall or what? If so how many pills

>>696697935
You must not understand what lean means little guy.

>>696698604

nahw dawg no pills n shit.
powder from a dealer duuuude

buy that shit it was an awesome time for me.
faps will never be the same.

>>696695841
the simplest thing you can do is eat less and eat well
eat only lean meats and greens, that's all you will eat, no exeptions
and only drink water
if you've never been on a diet that should be enough to make you lose some weight
If you want to make it go faster and be lean within a couple months all you need to do is eat as I told you and walk every morning for one hour on an empty stomach, just walk, no jogging, no running, no fancy shit, just walk for an hour.

do that and you should see big progress within a month, but that is if you stick to it.

good luck /b/ro

>>696695841
run 2 -7 miles everymorning nonstop

>>696695841
Adderall

>>696699275
Wasn't the withdrawal shit? I had a pretty bad withdrawal from doing 35 milligrams of Addy for 2 months then stopping.

>>696696834
Nigga what? In English please

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eat less and ride the cock you met off craigslist when you realised you get no pussy

>>696695841
listen here you little fuck
you get an axe and find a tree you can cut down
you chop down trees eating nothing but fucking beans got three weeks

>>696697065
Or get a stainless steel water bottle and fill that shit up if you've got a fridge like I do. I only drink unsweetened tea, water, or the occasional coffee.

>>696696856
when will these manlets learn?

>>696697465
>push carts
>lose weight but become a fucking loser
Kinda a catch 22.

Eat less you fat fuck. It's rather simple.

>>696699895
You're scary, Bray Wyatt.

>>696695841
If you eat, eat topless.
Cut out anything except water (takes about two weeks to get used to it, believe me it feels good after just a few days).

>>696700107
But you still have to move more

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Instead of losing telling how lose weight why not tell how to gain weight. Im five ten and weight hundred and ten pounds. I personally dont find it bothers me that much but i definitely look like a twig. Also im poor as well. So its not like i could eat mcdonalds everyday if i wanted.

>>696697352
>>696697935
>>696696856
Whatever you do don't listen to this manlet fat fuck. He's wrong.
Calorie counting works when you're not a fat fuck and you're actually working out but it's usually done by mediocre fucks that can't take a real workout plan.
Supplements are good if they help a good workout regime and a great meal plan.
Remember you are what you eat. So eat less and eat good shit.
That's why this short fatty isn't going anywhere and you are. Ignore this fool

let jesus christ into your heart and soul and you will be weightless (after death)
>(disclaimer: you may not actually lose weight)

>>696700217
Start watching Kali Muscle.

>>696695841
I personally don't think you need to eat all that much less as long as you're eating good food, and you burn it off. And running is hard on your joints, if you're heavy. Try swimming.

You said you're broke?? Perfect. See how long you can stay broke an the weight will be gone in no time you fucking peice of shit degenerate

>>696700423
I want Jesus' diet. Dude had abs.

>>696700217
lol wtf, start weight training. you don't need money either, look up "calisthenics" and check the label on foods you buy to make sure they're protein-rich. do you even know how to internet?

>>696700625
Have a heart, nigga

>>696697065
Also, try going on a ketogenic diet. Google it, I lost 20 pounds in 1 month on the keto diet sitting inside doing basically NOTHING. The one thing is that you need to drink lots of water with this diet, at least 1/2 your weight in oz. of water daily, AT LEAST, that means you must try to drink more. Also, stay away from sweets, 0 candy/soda/pastries. I haven't drank soda in 8 weeks now, feeling great, only water/tea/milk is allowed. Good thing about this diet is that you can eat basically delicious stuff, like bacon/steak/eggs/cheese and many others, anything that doesn't have CARBS you can have it. And always remember, NEVER GIVE UP.

>>696700217
eat more and work out /b/ro
lift heavy shit until it isn't that heavy anymore, then you add more weight.
You don't need a lot of money to buy shit in bulk

>>696700746
Wtf is the difference between keto diet and Atkins?

>>696700664
yeah you wouldn't want to cross him. the jews did and look what happened to them...wait they run the world now

Is it just me or does everyone one /b/ act like their 8'?

>>696700895
Yeah they do. Sadly. But he was definitely more ripped than that fat fuck Muhammad.

>>696700852
Basically on the Keto diet I ate 50 or less grams of carbs/day. Atkins diet isn't a keto diet, their stuff has WAY more carbs than you expect, the trick is to make your body use ketone bodies instead of glucose to work, the first 3 days of the switch will be the hardest, but after that you'll be fine.

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>>696700678
>>696700757

I can perform thirty pushups and lots of ab crunches in one sitting apart from that i dont have any dumbells or any gym stuff plus ive heard people say excercising without you eating extra will only make you a twig. I eat twice a day. With some noodles in between. I just generally feel lethargic everytime

>>696700986
They act like Andre the Giant. Idk why.

>>696699641

you dont take speed more than 2 max 3 days if youre not totally retarded.
and i dont think snorting speed powder is the same as taking med pills.

>>696695841
Drink water. I mean a lot of water. Like, a gallon and a half minimum. Its awesome

>>696695841
Pokemon go. Don't eat shit.

>>696701100
yeah but muhammad got more pussy

>>696695841
I get fat sometimes. I just work out and eat healthy which makes me lose weight.

>>696701108
They said ketogenic diets help with bipolar disorder. Is that true?

>>696701199
Not really. He had a child bride who was 9 years old. Or 7. I forget but he was a pedofuck.

>>696695841
Step 1- put down the fork
Step b- use the money you save from not eating like a disgusting pig to pay for gym membership
Step 3- profit

>>696701297
I never heard about that, but it is used to treat epilepsy in children. Also it's basically what people with diabetes eat, so your chances of getting diabetes are virtually 0.

>>696701136
what country are you in? you're obviously buying the wrong kind of food to gain weight if all you eat is noodles. BUY PROTEIN RICH FOOD, that doesn't mean you have to spend a lot of money. I eat a 200g bag of mixed nuts/raisins which costs me £0.56p in english money. about 70cents USD. it contains 40 grams of protein. costs roughly as much as a pack of noodles but is healthier and helps you gain muscle. stop being lazy and google some weight gaining tips for poor people (not joking theres actually programs out there)

>>696701136
Like I said, watch Kali Muscle. He teaches you how to get big on a budget. How to eat, how to lift, etc. Either that or get a trainer.

haha you talk as if being thin is a privilege, instead of having all those snacks, replace it with fruit, and don't have too many big meals a day.
Running is free by the way.

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>>696695841
Quit eating so much

Kek captcha

>>696701513
http://www.healthline.com/health/bipolar-disorder/ketogenic-diet-treat-bipolar-disorder#KetogenicDietandDisease3

>>696701136
http://scoobysworkshop.com/2013/03/14/worlds-healthiest-fastest-and-cheapest-meal/

>>696695841
Ketosis diet, only eat meats and cheese and plenty of fresh veggies, no sugar or bread

>>696701399
yeah but didn't jesus marry a whore?

>Amerifats acting like they know how to lose weight
>kek

>>696701297
Yes, it will even you out, almost to an extreme evenness. At least this was my experience. I was on keto for about 8 months and could basically never feel excited/happy and could feel shit when I should have been sad. I also lost nearly 100lbs.

I broke when 4 of my closest friends moved to NYC and most of my family moved to Denver without me. I ate a ton a pint of ben and jerry's and proceeded to become mega-depressed and spent close to a week in bed.

stop being a lazy faggot, go walking, download MyFitnessPal and join a gym.

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Doesnt cost a thing to step outside and go for a walk.

Also more water and stop any calorie dense drinks.

Leave /b/ and let /fit/ do their damage.

Also if you do get to the point of wanting to start lifting, be sure to learn proper form. Use multiple sources per workout as to not fuck up by taking advice from a fool.

Most important thing is to take it slow and steady. If you do it too fast youll gain it all back plus some.

If it takes you an entire year to lose 50lbs dont be discouraged. Time is going to continue with or without you making the change so you might aswell start now and take your time.

>>696701685
Swimming is better. Lower impact.

>>696696856
Eating too little can make you gain weight you stupid fitness newfag, don't give anyone advice or even better, kys

>>696695841
just eat less I've lost about 110 pounds with no exercising at all

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>>696701923
whatever helps you sleep at night, friendo

>>696701136
>eat twice a day
not enough, try 5-7 times a day

>i dont have any dumbells or any gym stuff
you don't need shit, you can use your own weight, you can do pull ups, push ups, squats with a backpack filled with books

>>696696766

kek

>>696702089
Actually very good advice

>>696695841
No junk food, at all. Drink water. The pounds will melt off you in no time.

>>696702275
good work dude

>>696701913
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gospel_of_Jesus

>>696701986
So you lost the 100 lbs and then what happened? Did you gain it back or what?

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>>696702302
yeh he'll need to squat a lot when veg is flying out his anoos hourly

>>696701650
Im from pakistan and a bag of nuts or raisins would cost me more than twenty dollars in my currency. All we eat is naan or basically flour slices with some pulses or stew. If you know paki food and culture youll get where im coming from.

>>696702242
Kek, that's like saying not putting gas in your car creates more gas. If you don't put any fuel in your body there's no way you're going to gain weight you stupid fucking retard.
>bought into the "starvation makes you fat" meme

>>696701923
>europoors getting attacked every day by allahu akbars
>kek

>>696702089
Based on what you said, how long should it take someone on psychiatric medication to lose 100 lbs if he's working out and exercising regularly?

>>696702275
Lost 80 lbs? Nice job, anon. Is that your goal weight or what?

>>696702570
I'm not a eurofag kek kek kek

>>696702535
Reported to FBI

>>696702828
Britfag?

>>696702535
i know paki food because we have indian restaurants here. you guys are the same, right?? then can't you just buy a bunch of chicken eggs? everywhere has chickens and eggs. you could even buy some egg laying chickens and feed them scraps of naan bread. plus you'd probably have sex with it so you're winning double

>>696702897
Keep trying nig nog

>>696702897
Britain is in eurofagland you dumb ass

>>696702538
That's why I said eating too little you stupid fuck. Great analogy, because the human body is exactly like a car.

>Eat too little
>Body thinks shit's going to get fucked up
>Starts storing energy
>????
>Fat

Fuck off back to /r/eddit with your b8.

Get a calorie counting app. At first it is a pain, but eventually you will memorize your favorite food and will not need it as much

>>696702821
I actually started at 300 but I don't have a pic from then; currently I'm at 199 and planning to get to about 185 and see how I'm looking then

>>696703066
>doesn't understand Brexit

>>696702977
Not a nigger but okay

>>696703253
you stupid fuck

>>696703234
I think you'll be looking pretty good at 185. Once you lower that body fat %, then the abs start to show. Then come all the bitches on your dick. But you probably already are getting them now that you're thin. How's it feel?

>>696703410
They are European but not continental Europe, dumb fuck. The UK isn't even part of the EU anymore. L2learn

>>696703253
It's still in Europe, just not the EU you fucking pleb

>>696702865
I also pirate the fuck out of everything so tell them that too

>>696702907
The food is mostly the same yes and sure we have eggs but eating fucking eggs every single day makes me break out in this heat also one gets tired of eating eggs. It only works in breakfast not for all three times.

>>696703495
>still a part of the EU
>you just said that they're European
>being this fucking stupid

Have you Americans never heard of something called Google? Tell me again how South America isn't a part of America.

>>696703572
I told them that you pledged allegiance to ISIS. Enjoy getting assfucked by a Maglite.

>>696695841
if you are just wanting to loose weight, its all about your diet.

You dont have to eat the expensive as fuck foods they show you in every popular dieting fad, its just about instead of eating 3 slices of pizza, eat 1 or 2. Eat more through out the day but in smaller portions, i think the ideal amount is like 4 or 5 small meals a day.

makes it easier to stay content (not full) through out the day and not consume so many calories. also mainly drink just water, it helps ALOT to just carry a water bottle every where. That way when you get thirsty you can just drink from your bottle since its right there.

Which is the next part, get on a caloric deficit diet. which is basically burn more then you eat.
If you eat 2400 calories in a day, then burn 2500. over time itll add up.

plus dont do weight training. just do cardio and work out your core. so go run for 15 - 20 mins and then do some flutter kicks and crunches.

none of this require you to spend more money, in all honesty it should save money.

depending how overweight you are 50 lbs can be a breeze or hard as fuck...


if your obese and mobile its simple, reduce your calorie intake down to 1000 cals a day with 1 hour cardio every single day 6/7 days of the week... after cardio work out... whey is a replacement plan, so if u want too look healthy while losing weight SKIP MEALS replace weigh.....


in 2 months u can drop atleast 20-30 lbs....

>>696703746
I'm American and I don't give a fuck what Britain is.

Also, South America is a subcontinent of the Americas. At least I know that.

>>696702700
Can someone answer this?

>>696703572
then also eat fish, beans, peas if you need to switch up. there are fucking loads of protein sources that even you guys must have. you can even buy canned goods that are full of proteins, and they're cheaper than fresh.

>>696703131
Wow, ladies and gentlemen, a true autistic /b/ro. Do some research and then come at me again with some knowledge.

Here retard http://themilitarydiet.com/starvation-mode-is-a-myth/

It's a lot of reading so take your time

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>>696702700

100lbs is a lot to lose at once but mot impossible. Best thing to do would be to find out how many calories your body is maintaining on and then only subtract about 300-500 calories.

The goal is to be able to eat as much as you can while still losing weight; thats why its important to know what your maintenance is and subtract from that.

Lifting or doing bodyweight exercises will also be extremely benificial. Its one thing to lose a ton of weight but when its finally gone youll look terrible due to having no muscle and most likely loose skin.

Strayed off the answer: They say losing 1-2lbs a week is healthy but for people who are extremely obese or just have a lot of fat to lose then more than 2lbs a week will probably happen.

>>696703253
The European Union is an organization. Britain did not leave Europe as it is a continent and is physically impossible to do so. So when you do you start school again?

>>696695841

eat healthy
exercise.

WHAT DON"T PEOPLE GET ABOUT THIS!?

just go low fat and exercise thats how I lost a bunch of body fat

>>696697465
when i want to get fit for boxe i use to work with used tires i get 3 kg of muscles

>>696695841
eat less

i used to weight 67kg and i started test how low can i get my food budget, it's like 50-60€/month right now and i've lost 3 kg in couple of months doing nothing. i just sit at work and sit at home whole day.

i think i need to eat more.

>>696704258
The guy I used to work with that's a bodybuilder wanted me to lose it slowly as fuck and I got really impatient since I was seeing hardly any results and he was charging me a shit ton of money. Plus he acted like he knew everything about mental illness when he didn't. He only knows how to make people get in shape that don't have something fighting back against them. If I wasn't bipolar, I'd probably be looking like Marky Mark. But that's not the case. 10 pills a fucking day is bullshit and being obese isn't ideal for me at all. I wanna be able to wear the trendy clothes and have definition and have bitches mirin' but I don't see that happening unless there's some fucking cure out there that I don't know about.

>>696704659
>go low fat
>eat as much sugar and sodium as you want, it doesn't store...

>>696695841
Cold showers, exercise, counting your calories, regular small meals throughout the day, and undying determination. You can do it annon!

>>696704417
You gonna get back on the fucking subject of weight loss or you gonna beat a dead horse, you nigger cock lover?

>>696704208
>Googling "starvation mode myth"
>Scrolling down to the only one that agrees with your opinion

topfuckingkek, I didn't even refer to "starvation mode" once in my post. Learn to read before you get triggered, perhaps?

Eating too little makes your body adapt to your intake of food and slows down your metabolism, leading to fat loss slowdown. The idea is to slowly restrict calories by say 100 less each week until you're in a safe deficit. Eating too little will just make you tired and reaps little benefits as when you become more tired, you'll feel less inclined to do shit and burn less energy. Why don't you go back to your fitness 101 YouTube class and ask the comments about that? Better still, ask your fitness blog readers to reaffirm your incorrect opinion.

>>696696198
>>696696294
These

>>696704659
I bet your body looks like absolute shit

>>696704860
With the Adderall I heard you can't sleep though.

>>696704783
there is a cure. it's called CONTINUING TO EXERCISE and not being a bipolar faggot quitter. life is shit unless you MAKE it liveable

>>696704944
Sleep is for fags

>>696696834
>>696696834
>Most fucking easiest shit ever
>Weigh food and count calories of everything you eat

>>696704967
It took me 9 months to lose 30 lbs. You call that good? And I gained it the fuck back. When you're promised something by someone and they can't help you with that goal, I think I have a right to be pissed.

>>696704944
>>696705155
correction: for fags and quitters

>>696705202
You gained it back by eating like a fat fucking retard again. What did you expect?

I am you and it is diet.

>>696705170
>Basic Math is hard

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>>696705202
then retreat to you nearest safe space and cry into your jizzrag

>>696696294

>adderall

Pfft. How about a vyvanse and cocaine diet? Shit, eat whatever the fuck you want just not as much (appetite suppression will pretty much prevent over eating) and still drop tons of weight.

>>696705313
You try being on 10 pills a day. Go ahead. See how fucking fat you get, pussy.

>>696705434
Manlet

>American who don't know how to lose weight
>Asks for help
>Tell how to do it correctly
>Ends up using meds, "diets", "exercise"
>Stays fat

Never learn.

>>696696766
triggered much?

>>696704850
Kek, nice troll man. I bit hard af on it too. Good job

>>696695841
Go to /fit, read the sticky, and get started. It worked for me; I lost 40 pounds in 6 months and kept it off.

>>696705720

What were the pills?

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>>696704783
Thats the reason I wouldnt babe an exact answer. I dont know what youre capable of as far as the mental illness and I havent a clue on whay side effects the pills can have on your body.

Take it from someone who was fat and then lost a bunch of weight and was just skinny and confident... Only to gain it all back but over 3 years of lifting so no one thinks im really fat. They all think im muscles but its a mix of decent muscle and a bit too much fat.

Fitness WONT fix all of your problems. More than likely itll cause you to become narcissistic and itll have you admire guy bodies over girls just to see the gains. If you do reach your goal though, itll feel so good man. Having muscle or being fit acts as a shield. Youll feel more confident because you will know that you arent worried about your body. People will see that youre about a different lifestyle (even though theres this giant fitness craze happening now days.) It will give you a chance to focus on being a social butterly. That what bitches really are attracted to. Guys with confidence who are humble yet can own an entire room.

>>696705850
Klonopin, Latuda, Depakote.

>>696705821
I lost 45 in 4 months. Get motivated fatty

>>696705809
it was fun while it lasted

>>696705752
i'm 6'3" so no.

>>696705861
Agreed but I have no fucking clue how I'm going to get to my goal weight when my doctor wants to shove pills down my goddamn throat.

>>696706138
And probably a lanky fuck

>>696696440
Also brush your teeth when you feel hungry. You don't want to eat because you will need to brush your teeth again, in theory.

go outside and walk. i lost 26kg in two years just by taking a one hour hike every day. also stop drinking soft drinks an eating fast food crap. just go slow and let your body get used to the new diet and you won't get fat again.

>>696706184
i'm not massive but i'm steadily making gains and enjoy training so yeah.. at least i'm not short, fat and bipolar with a lousy work ethic

There's a lot more psychology that goes into this, but here's the main 2 things you need to do:

1) Start drinking water (I know it sucks, but it's really not as bad as you think. After a couple days, you'll honestly start to like water. Take it from someone who was hooked on nothing but Mountain Dew for like 10 years throughout my teenage years)

2) Start working out. Fuck the gym, you don't need it. Do cardio shit like running, biking (if you have a bike), or swimming. You can do pushups and shit if you want, but cardio is most important. You need to get toned, and the only way to do that is get rid of excess fat through cardio. Sit-ups and shit like that are useless if there's pockets of fat all over you.

>>696706399
5'10 actually. And I could probably beat the living fuck out of you and get away with an insanity plea. Not even edgy. Just the truth.

>>696705931

Latuda and depakote together are definitely killers. Klonopin i doubt that added to the problem unless you were on such a high dose you didnt even move.

If you were on latuda and depakote, I feel for you. To gain weight because of that shit fucking sucks.

Ask them to add vyvanse to it. Pretend you have binge eating disorder, which shouldnt be hard cuz ur fat. Vyvanse is being pushed hard and doctors are being paid to churn it out, so it shouldnt be hard to get. Its an amphetamine and maybe itll help balance shit out by not making you want to eat. And it might help you get to the gym or at least moving around.

Wife is a physician assistant.

>>696706399
Also do you have a college degree? Seems like all you do is "make gainz and enjoy swallowing guys nuts" in the locker room at Planet Fitness.

>>696706522
kek, did you just internet tough guy on me??? i think i triggered your bipole

>>696695841
I used to be 325, my top weight. Now I'm back to 270, did it in about 2-3 months. All I did was eat less and switch from drinking Mountain Dew to Sprite/Tea. I still lay around playing vidya and shit. Just eat less and drink less fattening shit and you'll be golden.

>>696706679
i'm not american so it's not college but yes i have a degree with honours. your butthurt is so blatant right now lol

I started eating overnight oats for breakfast, a smoothie for lunch and a regular (still kinda much) dinner. I still eat sweets cause I can't lay off that fucking poison, but I dropped like 8 pounds last month just by eating (somewhat) healthier.
I am fucking huge to begin with so you will probably see less of a drop but it works pretty well for me.

>>696706543
>Common Vyvanse side effects may include:

>dry mouth, loss of appetite, weight loss;
>sleep problems (insomnia);
>dizziness, feeling irritable; or
>nausea, vomiting, stomach pain, diarrhea.

No wonder you're fucking losing weight. You're shitting your pants and throwing up all the goddamn time. When your wife gets her MD, tell her to come back and give her input.

>>696706837

You were literally about 30 pounds heavier than Peter Griffin. Let that sink in.

>>696706985
Same thing, eurofag. I bet you're Swedish or something. You probably like Muslim cock.

>>696706801
Nah but I'm just speaking the truth. If you think 6'3 is big when you're a skinny fuck, it's really not. Especially if you can't fight.

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>>696706159
Well dont use the pills as a reason on why youre fat or cant lose weight.

Maybe the pills are a HUGE fucking reason on why its so hard, but youre better than that.

Make this shit happen so you can pass on the advice to someone else who will be in your place. No problems are unique. Someone somewhere at some time will need the exact help you need right now. Maybe youll makena difference to them because youll have the knowledge of the medication.

The second you suck it up and remind yourself that youre accountable for your own actions is the second youre on a better path.

Someone is going to have the body you want. Someone is going to get the girls you want. Someone is going to have the job you want. Someone is going to have the house you want. Someone is going to have the car you want. Someone is going to make their dreams a reality.

Come on Anon, if not you, then who?

>>696706997
>8 lbs in a month
>2 lbs a week roughly
Not bad but you could do better if you lay off the sugar. Use Stevia.

>>696707037
I know, my goal is to get exactly to 240 and dress up in glasses, a white button up shirt, and green pants. I think I'll be a hit a ComiCon.

>>696707161
hahahah are you going to pull out your MMA credentials on me now? i've been doing baguazhang and tai chi on and off for 10 years you fat fuck lol

>>696707001


>hurr durr the only way ur losing weight is cuz the side effects of shitting yourself

Vyvanse is literally dextroamphetamine with an amino acid added to it to prevent snorting. Amphetamines are literally the only pill to produce significant weight loss.

Doesnt taking a fucking rocket scietist to see how someone would lose weight, autist.

>>696707284
I'd rather use Splenda or some shit. Stevia has that nasty ass metallic aftertaste. Not the anon you're talking to tho, just voicing my opinion.

>>696696563
You are a complete idiot.

>>696707284
I know that I can do much better, but dem fucking sweets man. Other than the sweets I don't even use much sugar, if any. But going cold turkey on it doesn't work for me and having someone else at home who also enjoys sweets makes things difficult for me [spoiler]since I have no self discipline[/spoiler]

>>696707237
It's not the main reason. Another reason is that I'm lazy as shit and don't eat as healthy as I used to. I actually used to weigh every single thing that went into my body and ate six small meals per day. It worked but it was expensive. I'm not rich so I can't afford to eat like a damn bodybuilder. I got complacent and stopped working out, stopped eating healthy, and noped the fuck out of the whole idea of losing weight. Figured fuck it and that it will never happen.

One thing that eats at me is that I was never taught how to swim. If I knew how to swim, I'd probably be able to lose weight easily and be in good shape. But that's not the case. I take the blame for what I've done but if you don't think that these shitty pills that Big Pharma and the psychiatrists push don't affect your body, you're wrong.

>>696707385
Okay, you fucking airbending faggot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRYmqAyNMj8
GET OFF THE FUCKING COUCH

>>696707511
I'm sorry, I thought you said your whore wife was the PA not you? Like I said when she becomes a real doctor, tell her to call me. Until then I'd rather speak to someone who knows wtf they're talking about.

>>696707892
learn 2 exercise

>>696707518
Enjoy your cancer, faggot. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3491310/Could-artificial-sweeteners-Splenda-trigger-cancer-Experts-warn-s-no-safe-dose.html

>>696707989
>learn not to be lazy
FTFY, Ling Xiaoyu

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>>696695841
listen fag, i like to dress up as yakko (my 3rd fav warner)
not everybody thinks that its cool, but i finally met a girl who thinks im a 10/10 would bang like bam in my yakko suit.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?


this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOOb3wPNMAg

>>696707969

Well I can see you're a complete retard. Or possibly troll... yeah that might be it.

2/10 because i replied.

So ill just do this:

>being this upset
>being this autistic

If you're serious then it's simple. Start off with baby steps and be realistic. Start off with cutting out all liquids except water and coffee/tea if you drink it.

Then move up to eating clean. Cut out shit with preservatives in it. Have a cheat meal once a week or you'll lose your mind.

Then start working out. Check out stronglifts.com hes got an app you can download and it literally tells you what to do and how much weight.

After that you take it from there

>>696707751
Replace sweets with fruit smoothies with Greek yogurt. Get a good blender (such as a Ninja or Blendtec or Vitamix) and make fruit smoothies. Add some natural peanut butter and banana and you'll be straight.

>>696696766
Yeah agreed what are you like 12? Pokemon go? Go drink bleach dumb cuck

>>696708322
Okay, Internet Doctor. Go fuck yourself and get cucked by your wannabe doctor wife.

Alright listen here motherfucker I will give you the no bullshit quickest, easiest, laziest way to lose fat.

>Start small, don't go all out crazy with anything either diet or exercise, it won't stick and you'll give up and end up at square 1.

>Cut all sugar, I used to deepthroat coke, but now i take a cup or so of it once or twice a month

>MORNING CARDIO. preferably skipping rope/jump rope, 10 mins of that is equivalent to 30 mins of jogging, and that's all you really need to kick your metabolism into overdrive for the day

>SKIP BREAKFAST, let your body use its energy/fat stores to fuel your body. Eat a moderate lunch and dinner. Don't worry about calories, unless you're a disgusting pig you wouldn't be able to overeat even if you wanted to.

>Vegetables, Rice, Chicken, gobble that shit up.

You will 100% lose fat and possibly gain muscle whilst doing this. When you're slimmer, then you can worry about increasing strength and whatnot, but for now, just follow this simple shit.

Good luck, asshole.

>>696708271
My sides

>>696699275
This guy isn't wrong about the faps but honesty the lifestyle is pretty shit. Not sleeping for days in a row really takes a toll on you.

>>696708352
Is that stronglifts focused more on free weights or machines?

>>696708496
>AND A FUCKTON OF WATER, FORGOT THAT

seriously, keep drinking till you're peeing non fuckin stop like every hour or so

>>696695841
Insanity workout my man. You can download it from some pirate site with the meal plans and everything

>>696708496
So if you're like close to 400 lbs, you advise skipping breakfast?

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>>696708471

>being this upset
>being this autistic

>>696708701
That guy's a faggot. Do P90X instead.

I lost 62 lbs by drinking nothing else than water and picking up running.

>>696696198
You dont have a job do you? I lost 120 In A year but it took 5 hours of exercise a day

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>>696708726
>wishing he was a doctor so he could tell me what to do
>MY WIFE IS A PHYSICIANS ASSISTANT

Pic related: you

>>696707780
You take accountability and then say that you were never taught to swim and if you were then then you would be skinnier...

Nope.

Are you comfortable enough to enter a pool with fit people and start swimming to lose weight?

If you were about that life but stopped then just go back to the basics. Go for 30 minute walks or something. You can even take your phone and complain on /b/ while you do it.

>>696708496
I suspect you meant cock not coke. You computer must have autocorrected.

>>696695841
Go for a run every day. doesn't cost much you only need decent running shoes.
Eat less and more healthy (aka mostly whole grain stuff, vegetables and fruits and stuff with few fat and lots of protein like fish, turkey, chicken).


read the sticky on /fit/:
http://liamrosen.com/fitness.html

>>696696294
>Trying to to get healthy
>suggests a bunch on hard drugs

>>696708725
Yeah provided you do morning cardio, your body would be in a caloric deficit anyway so it would be really hard to overeat (provided you eat veggies and chicken and whatnot) and go past that into a surplus.

It's super easy to lose fat when you're about 400lbs down to about 200lbs, the more fat you lose after that tho, the harder it is to lose more.

>>696695841
You need a sauna suit and some hiit, play your cards right and you can lose over five pounds an hour easily.

>>696695841
>buy shit to lose weight
how about NOT buyung studff to lose weight? start with the burgers you dumbfuck

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>>696708984

>being this upset
>being this autistic

>>696696744
I can literally eat that much in one bite. Not even joking >>696696766

eat less food you fat fuck. if your so poor then it shouldnt be hard

>>696709179
And you forgot massive cuck

>>696709034
I CAN EXPLAIN nah i meant coke, no cocks around here to deepthroat anyway

>>696695841
Eat less. It's that fucking simple.
I started doing it a few months ago and I'm down 30 pounds.
You have to let yourself get hungry, and then stay that way for a few hours. People that just start snacking every time their stomach gets empty will always be fat.
Since I lost the weight my cholesterol is perfect, my blood pressure is perfect, my A1C is perfect and I feel better and more energetic.
Just stop eating so much.

>>696709152

>losing water weight is the same as losing real weight

>>696709239
Meant as in I live at home and parents only buy fattening shit. No job so can't buy vegetables and shit

>>696708997
Listen, anon. My father is an excellent swimmer. He was lazy and never taught me to swim. We had a community pool that we went to and his lazy pothead ass never taught me how to swim even though he's great at it. Now he's ill and probably couldn't if he wanted to.

You're completely missing my point. My point is, if I were taught to swim at a young age (which I was not), that would be my main form of exercise as well as lifting some weights. I wouldn't have to worry about weight if I were swimming an hour or so a day. And to answer your question, yeah. I'd just wear a t-shirt. I'm not letting them see my mantits. I just have a fear of learning because most of my family members just threw me into the pool and fucked my head up about swimming.

>>696708496
>skipping breakfast
>ever

eat 3 moderate meals a day nigga, when i started skipping breakfast i gained fat for the first time in my life, i'm pretty sure it made my body go into panik mode storing everything it could.

>>696696834
What the fuck don't post PhD level complicated shot no one understands. Normal people can understand
>more than half your day you exercise
>Only eat diet bread and sugar free jelly.
>Feel like shit cause nutrition=calories (unless you juat want to eat lettuce and multivitamins all day)

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>>696709179
>>696709261
Samefag accept the fact that your wife is a loser.

>>696695841
Eat less (less meals, drop 2 of your daily meals or some shit)

Drop soda, drink water instead. Everytime you want soda, you take a glass of water.

Do this for 2-3 months. You will see changes after just a week if you put a little effort init. And trust me, if you're a heavy guy you will loose this weight fast as fuuuck. Im talking about a couple of weeks maybe 1, you will see big changes. Atleast this is what i did before i started to train properly, and it helped ALOT, and was fast.

ofcourse, this isn't the best way to do it. But i think you're like everyone else who don't go to the gym because you're insecure, amiright

>>696709261

Yeah, you're right. In addition to being upset and autistic, he is a massive cuck.

>>696708701
>>696708783
I would say start with insanity and then p90x

>>696709134
>morning cardio
How much and what kind?

>easy to lose fat when you're 400 lbs down to about 200lbs
Is it easy when you're on meds?

>>696709671
OP Here. I'm 172 lbs and trying to get down to the 120s

start use speed.
70 --> 64kg 3 days

>>696695841
I'll never understand fat people, I eat till I'm ready to burst every single day and I've never ever been fat.

Take DNP. Seriously tho you sound pretty stupid and DNP will fuck you up majorly if ur not smart with it and maybe even when you are so you probably shouldn't.

>>696708850
Water makes me puke
Running makes me puke
What do

>>696709768
I wouldn't listen to a guy that takes cock in the ass about fitness. Just me. You can watch his gay porn but I won't. I like P90X because the dude is more ripped than any old dude and young dude around.

Go for runs and eat salad, splurge a little bit, but only one time per week as a reward (only if you are making progress)

If you aren't going to run, skip a meal

LMFAO...only on /b/ can you get a weight loss thread that includes cucking and sucking cock in the same thread

>>696709841
Nigga wtf? You wanna be a twink or something?

>>696709894
Don't worry, it'll catch up to you.

>>696695841
...fucking exercise you inbred doorknob how the fuck else you think you lose weight?

>>696709619
This is the most American post I have ever seen

>>696709933
See a doctor.

>>696695841
Step 1:Stop being a faggot.
Step 2:Just start exercising.
Step 3:Eat less, eat healthy.
Step 4:Bang a slut.
Step 5:Be comfy with your new found confidence.
Step 6:Devolve back into a fat fuck.
Step 7:Off yourself, because you'll never change.


Alternatively, you can just start at step 7.

>>696695841
Eat less.

>>696696563
Look at vegan diet, my friend.

>>696709933
Puking both helps you not be a pussy AND lose weight, win win

>>696710117
Weight loss is mostly diet, you fucking troglodyte.

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>>696709670

>being this upset
>being this autistic

>>696710187
If you wanna be a pussy, sure.

>>696710187
shhh stop giving good advice to /b/tards, they deserve the goddamned stroke

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>>696710244
>saying the same shit.

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>>696695841
bulimia

>>696708997
30 minute walk burns off 500 cal at most. That's not even the the breakfast you are in the morning. 2 toast 230 cal jelly for toast 140 cal glass of orange juice 150 to 300 cal depending on glass size . And that's a sissy breakfast

Buy ten cups of trendy coffee in London.
Or just go to one of their faggy musicals.

>>696710220
Then do both, that's not that hard of a solution to figure out, Christ

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>>696705700
mixing amphetamines with cocaine or any releasing agent with a reuptake inhibitor is asinine

>>696709820
as I said earlier, skipping/jumping rope, for about 10 mins since it's a low impact exercise, is equivalent to 30 mins of jogging, it's a good place to start.
I try to do 1000 skips in that time atm, you could start at 500, or less, but build up to 1000 ( I got there in 2 weeks)

Yes it's easy whether you're on meds or not, your metabolism would be on fire burning calories n shit, so your meds aint gonna do shit.

>>696710250
VeganGainz will come to your house and skull fuck your wife. Better watch your mouth, anon.

Speaking of weight loss, how can I get motivated to do it?

>>696709239
2L soda 99 cents one gallon water 3$ what now dipshitfagfucker

>>696710490
>implying I have a wife
>implying I wouldn't beat his brains out with my steel baton.

Also watch this, faggot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGLM5Z-mN-s

>>696701923
>eurocucks getting overrun by Islam on the daily.
>kek.

>>696710546
Look at 10/10 girls and realize that you won't get them unless you lose weight.

>>696710569
Lie.

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>>696710314

These are the only two words to describe you based on what you've posted, bud.

>being this upset
>being this autistic

I'll spice it up just a touch for you though.

>pic related, its you

>>696695841
To reiterate a few other anons:

>read the /fit/ sticky and learn about appropriate nutrition, many vegetables are cheap and odds are you don't eat enough of them
>bike places instead of whatever your current mode of transportation, it'll suck for a few weeks but your ass will adjust
>portion out your meals and snacks, know how much you're eating, eat the things that you love but are bad for you only in moderation, maybe schedule the days you can have it...overall, make a plan
>drink lots of water, it's healthy, you eat less when you top it off with a big cup of water, and if you're drinking water you aren't drinking sugary garbage like soda
>don't go cold turkey on things, it's the surest way to know that you'll lose your will power and slip up bad
>have a good sleep schedule, that means going to bed at a consistent time and getting an adequate number of hours. What is ideal depends on your age, look up what is suggested and modify to your needs. lots of people can't do 9 hours, so if you can't budget that time, don't try, just get consistent
>seriously read the /fit/ sticky

>get fatter
>claim you have BED
>get Vyvanse script
>become drug addict

>>696709671
What if I'd rather not drink anything than drink water. Water makes me throw up.

>>696695841
pizza and chips help a lot

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>>696699641
whaaa whaaa i'm having mild psychological withdrawal from a very small amount of adderall. guess what you're not experiencing withdrawal. you're always going to want instant gratification from a chemical you put in your body. your brain is kinda rewired now but not as bad as a lot of people.

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>>696709528
Thats basically how I learned; by being thrown into the pool by family. You just kinda doggy paddle and then do what you see on tv.
Sure maybe if you were a swimmer your entire life you would be fit and thin and have a nice body. But thats a stupid way to think lol. Like my dad was into bodybuilding and maybe if he would have started me off lifting at 10 then I could have been the greatest BB ever. I see what youre saying and it sucks but you cant think that way.

Like I said man time will continue with or without you. Instead of going on /b/ just go for a walk.

Its pouring rain here and I have to hit the gym and then buy some boxes for moving.

Im moving in with the girl I had my eyes set on 5 years ago when I was an anti social fat fuck. When I focused on myself and was happier with myself is when I was confident enough to ask her out on a date. I was still a chubby fuck but I was confident enough to go for it and she said yes because I was nice. Just make the choice now man, for yourself. And everything will fall into place on its own. Love yourself enough to want to change. Fall in love with the work involved in changing yourself. You can still play games and eat pizza and fap to whatever makes you get off in 20 seconds; do whatever guilty pleasure you love doing now, just do them in moderation. And do them after youve done your work.

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>>696710762
>projecting this hard

>>696710797
Take that, cuck.

>>696695841
Stop eating at night

>>696710686
because you fuckers invaded and bombed them

>>696710828
Drink tea or green tea. Shit's delicious, it got me off sodas.

>>696710447

Well, im not a scientist. Explain why. Less of an effect because of serotonin already being modulated by anti depressants?

Is it because of anti-depressants? Because I wasnt assuming that. The guy asked how to lose weight and someone said adderall and i say vyvanse and coke.

Not even being a dick, I just want to know.

>>696710129
They couldn't figure it out. Saw me puke up the water right there and said they have no idea they've never seen this before. Also have ibs but shit pure 100 percent anal mucus and they said they never got a sample with so much mucus

>>696698443
I might be stupid here, but why is sleeping much good?

>>696711108
You're welcome.

>>696700625
Fellow fat fuck

>>696695841
I know a fast and easy way to loose weight!
Step 1. Obtain a large sharp object
Step 2. Saw off your legs
Step 3. Crawl onto a scale
Step 4. Feel satisfied with the results
Step 5. Purchase a wheel chair
Step 6. Live the rest of your life in a wheel chair, while feeling satisfied with the tremendous ammount of weight you lost

>>696710349
You dont need to burn off 2k cals a session. As long as youre in any deficit then youll lose weight as time goes on.

I know thats a sissy breakfast lol because mine is usuay around 1kcals. But thats because I prefer a few larger meals instead of many small ones.

>>696711184
when people have gallbladder attacks they can't keep water down so maybe your liver is fucked up

>>696710995

Still a 2/10 bud. Enjoy your internet arguing and fail trolling. Later.

Stop drinking milk, beer, and coke. Dats all faatty

>>696710569
Not around here man. Water is fucking expensive one 16 oz bottle is usually more than a dollar. It's fucked you can even get 3 L bottles of soda at the dollar store

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Alright /b/, you guys fucking convinced me. Going out to run a little, I guess it's a start. Cutting soda out of my diet too. I'll go to /fit/ tomorrow to better prepare myself.

>>696709088
He's kind of right. A 10 mg Adderall 3 mornings a week will do wonders. He just has to make sure that he eats breakfast beforehand.