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Guys Im in trouble. My parents think Im a pedophile because of

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Guys Im in trouble.
My parents think Im a pedophile because of this fucking video. Here is the story:

>yesterday
>fapping to porn with a young looking girl
>mom suddenly opens the door
>she thinks its CP and yelling that loud the whole neighbourhood could hear
>yelling words like "PEDOPHILE" and "SHAME ON YOU"
>this goes for like 10 mins
>she closes her monologue with tears in her eyes: "I would like to die for giving birth to a monster like you."
>she shuts the door
>no dinosaur

That's all, what to do?
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éc a jutalmad.
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>>696679630
Dont worry - your mum will die in her sleep tonight. She cant tell anybody
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>>696679630
Tell her to eat shit and bring you some tendies. You shouldn't be living with your mother at 42 anyway
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Just fucking tell her it isn't and if she doesn't believe you, show her the video.
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>>696679630
You should have looked her in the eyes, continued jerking it, and moaned really loud not breaking eye contact.
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>>696679630
*pulls zipper down*
*begins jacking it*
Oh My Magog, your tears are solo delicious!! I don't even care that you just Rick-Rolled me. Call me mommy bitch. This happens to me daily.
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>>696680176
>You should have looked her in the eyes, continued jerking it, and moaned really loud not breaking eye contact.
this
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>>696680391
endre?
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>>696680524
keembo?
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>>696679630
Was a great fap, thanks.
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tie her up to a chair, force her to watch it, done
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>>696680551
nem, én az illemtanár vagyok, baszd meg!
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>>696679630
Fucking cunt
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newfags these days... these fucking posts are retarded. its a poor copycat attempt of
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>>696680806

Hashtag facts
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>>696679630
Reply to this reply or OPs mum won't die in her sleep tonight
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>>696681111
QUADS OF DEATH
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>>696681111
checked
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>>696681111
HOLY MOLY QUADS
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>>696681111
QUAAADS
t. OP
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>>696681111
My thread has been blessed with quads... Praise kek. I don't even care if my mother dies in her sleep now
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>>696679630
u go to jail badboy
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>>696680666
satanic trips of truth
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>>696681269
lol actually I am OP, u liar candyassgot
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>>696681111
BABY QUADLY!!!
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>>696681111
Chehecked
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>>696679630
outstanding
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>>696679630
checkem
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>>696681111
quads have spoken
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>>696679630
i think im banned
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>>696679630
Kill yourself
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Cunt blood.
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>>696679630
K
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>>696679630
plzdont :/
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Quads 1111, trips 222, can I get dubs 33?
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>>696682143
43, I'll take it
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>>696679630
fuck you
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Reply
>>696679630
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Move out of your fucking parents house you freeloading pedophile
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>>696681111
gj nice numbers
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>>696679630

Damn Dude The Autism us Real

To bad my mother has been dead for 15 years now

So your mother will probably die in her sleep in place of mine.
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>>696681488
>lol
OP is megafag.
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>>696682853
then k-kek? :3
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>>696679916
Kek'd
Fucking dick
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>>696680176
This.
All fucking day long
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>>696679630
Lock the door next time.
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>>696681111
JUSTICE !!!!!!!!
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>>696681111
Replying
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asd
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>>696679630
kys
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>>696679630
fuck
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I fucking hate you
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>>696679630
Damn, that's such an awesome video too.

Looks like you'll have to lay the pipe to her to show her you like the oldies.
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you'll have to prove you aren't a pedophile by raping your mom
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>>696679630
i've been rused
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kill yourself faggot
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>>696679630
could have been worst man my wife found me masturbating to gore pics once also you could have been watching a video of gay nigroes so the sea pea is ok
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>>696681111
QUADS OF TRUTH
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>>696679630
wp you fuck
>>696681111
reply for that

heres the original
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Go fuck yourself
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Best video ever
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>>696679630
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>>696679630
What's wrong with that, really? I don't understand parents that don't let their kids masturbate. It's a normal thing to do, god damnit. Anyway, you've sunk pretty low and it will be hard to get away with this. Judging from the way your mother reacted she probably wouldn't even listen if you tried telling her the girl just looked young. But its worth a try, I guess.
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>>696679630
Sorry pedo for your story, don't kill my madre
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>>696685888
Trips confirms
Sauce?
>>
FAAAAAAAGGGGGGAGGGGGGGGGAGAGAG
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I deleted the vid for the chance someone would pop in
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That's fine
cuz your parents will die soon
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U fag
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>>696686561
>>696687184

Search 130214536 on xvideos. Can't post the link for some fucking reason.

Webm part starts about 15 min in.
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>>696685888
checkd and kekd
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>>696681111
Normally I don't reply to these kind of posts, but you earned it.
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eat a bag of dicks
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Not even a dinosaur, though?
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>>696679630
Replying: fuck U
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>>696686221
let's talk a second about that 9gag watermark...
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>>696679630
safety first
>>
):
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>>696679630
what do ?

are you stupid ?
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>>696679630

yet another dead mother scroller

how fucking original OP, die of AIDS please.
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>>696679630
dv
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>>696681111
Sheit
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>>696679630
hey OP, nice memerino ya got here
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>>696679630
,/
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>>696681111
Oh no....
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>>696679630
damn
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>>696679630
FUCK
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>>696689842
quads speak, OP's mom dies
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>>696681111
shit
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>>696679630
Mega Bait
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>>696679916
hahaha
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>>696681111
EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC
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>>696683374
I really want to fall asleep using her ass as a pillow
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>>696679630
summer is literally the worst
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>>696681111
god speed
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>>696685888
penny pax pyjama party
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vucj
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>>696690404
cunt
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>>696681111
zozzle
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>>696679630
I immediately suspected when porn didn't show up.

At least it isn't shitty MS paint, but still you're a faggot.
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>>696681111
not all heros wear capes
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>>696679630
fuck u
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>>696679630
faggot
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fucking faggot op
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>>696681111
Fuck you
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Fuck you op
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>>696679630
Oh shit waddup
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>>696679630
You should have fap even more furious
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>>696691000
TRIPS! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? >>696681111
>>696691000
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>>696681111
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>>696679630
nice job
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Ded
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>>696685888
What a boring webm.
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>>696679630

fake af m8, I least try harder.
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gamergate?
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>>696681111
checkd
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>>696679630
Show her the fucking video you retard god damn, if she asks why is she in kiddy pajamas just say you don't know and you just like the porn star that's it be a fucken man you faggot
/thread
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>>696681111
Vicious
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>>696679630
You deserve it for

1. Not locking your door when fapping

2. Not having a fast enough reaction time knowing the possibility she might bust up in your room like the cunt she is. (I bet she was LOOKING for a reason to start a big fat drama fit.)

3. You didn't force her to watch and see it wasn't actually a child.

Now she will probably never believe you. You're fucked. you idiot.
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>>696679630
noooo.
>>
o shit waddup
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>>696681111
>quads
She ded fam
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>>696681111
Checked
>>
no.
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>>696679630
dino
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>>696679630
OP you better read >>696691306
because if you don't do it I'll go to your house and show her real CP by fucking you
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>>696679630
fag
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>>696681111
checked
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>>696679630
fuck u
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>>696679630
You are a pedo
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>>696679630
Kek
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>>696681111
OP mom gon die
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Shame
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>>696679916
topkek
>>
getting real tired of this shit
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>>696679630
nice meme, genuine kek
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>>696679630
nigger
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Should dominate her
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>>696679993
American detected
>>
Dickhead
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>>696681111
So confused
also check
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>>696681111
quadruple win
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fuck you
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>>696679630

nigger
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>>696679630
nice meme
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>>696679630
-Slow clap-
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>>696679630
damn you
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>>696680391
>quoting an entire post
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>>696679630
k i l l u r s e l f
>>
Fuk u
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>>696679630
fuck you
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>>696679630
Ha. ha. good job. dork.
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>>696679630

fuck
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>>696681111
replied
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>>696681111
She is already dead.
She just don't know it yet
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>>696681111
We love you mighty quads!
>>
OP here

My mom says she won't tell anyone if I eat her till she cums

wat do?
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>>696679630
ah that's
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>>696679630
No
>>
Sonofa...
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>>696681111
Had to partake holy roly
>>
always look on the bright side of life... tu ru tu ru tu ru tu ru
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>>696679630
Post her noodz
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>>696679630
Lmao your mom is fucking stupid I hope she dies.
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>>696679630
kys
>>
Reply
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>>696679630
not again
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>>696681111
oh shit quads say it
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>>696679630
where's the video, op
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>>696679630
just came bukets
>>
zoom boom loopity make america great again
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>>696679630
fugg
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>>696679630
fucking hell
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>>696679630
We'll see this message in the fucking sky soon enough.
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>>696681111
Cheeecked
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>>696680806
Lost
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>>696679630
getthelube.com
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>>696681111
RIP OP's Mum.
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>>696679630
http://spankbang. com/52bo/video/penny+pax+the+sleep+over
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>>696679630
DAMN
>>
>>696679630
Mortal Jonbat
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>>696681111
Welp.
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>>696679630
wew
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>>696679630
sneaky bastard
>>
bitch ass nigga
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>>696681111
hehehe
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>>696681111
Checked
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>>696679630
LMAOOOO
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>>696681111
Witnessed
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>>696679630
This is the best one I've seen
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>>696679630
Become an hero
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>>696680806
lost

and agree
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>>696679630
bitch
>>
pls ! nop
>>
>>696679630

Clearly she is too stupid to live, so help her die. The girl in that video is like 23 or something.
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>>696679630
SON OF A BITCH!
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>>696679630
Fuck the pic what about your retrievable history, you're fucked
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>>696681111
damn
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>>696679630
shit
>>
>>696679630
fuck off
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>>696679725
Rohadt kis köcsög
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>>696679916
Lmao
>>
>>696679630
fuck these cancer posts
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>>696679630
ffs
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>>696679630
nigger
>>
fdp
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>>696679630
stop being such a nigger
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>>696681111
Damnnnnn checked
>>
faggot ass...
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>>696681111
Ye' ol Quads demands all of the /b/tarded
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>>696679630
lol
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lol n1
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>>696681111
Quads power!
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>>696681111
yolo
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>>696681111
quads dont lie
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Nigger
>>
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>>696681111
>>
>>696679630
god dammit
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>>696679630
F
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>>696679630
Ffs
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>>696679630
kek
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>>696679630
k
>>
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>>696681111
quads can only contain truth
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>>696679630
Fuck you OP
>>
jk
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>>696679630
That's too bad for her.
>>
fu
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>>696679630
Urgencies
>>
>>696681111
Kek
>>
>>696681111
Fuck quads demands
>>
Only one option left:

>Go full Fogle

In for a penny in for a pound and such. [^:
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>>696681111
A
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>>696681111
all hail the quads
>>
smh
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>>696679630
fuck u
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>>696681111
Fuck is wrong with (you)
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>>696679630
fuck you
>>
>>696679630
y
>>
>>696679630
Tell her you're sorry and explain the video to her
>>
I hope you die
>>
fuck you OP
>>
nigger
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>>696679630

Holy fuck, all this shit for that ahah excellent
>>
You are sincerely a cancerous faggot OP literally kill yourself
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>>696681111
OH SHEEIT BOI
>>
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>>696679630
clever nigger
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Faggog
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>>696679630
Why can't you fucking people get b& already.
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>>696681111
lmao
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>>696679630
Show her the full video. Tell that slag it's a normal woman it just a weird angle innit
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>>696681111
Must obey quads
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>>696679630
fuu
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>>696679630
what a cancer
>>
Clever
>>
go away evil doggy
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>>696679630
lol
>>
Doot
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>>696681111
fuck off op's mum
>>
lurl
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>>696679630
just kill yourself already faggit
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>>696679630
FUCK
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>>696679630
fuck off nigger
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>>696679630
k
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>>696679630
FUCKING BITCH
>>
>>696679630
Faggot
>>
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>>696679630
Oh shit, nigger! This was the best get for this bullshit I've ever seen. I love you! It's the first time this got me!
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>>696679630
what a faggot
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>>696680806
Fuck
>>
>>696681111
>>
z<xcv
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>>696681111
o shit
>>
>>696679630
Well played sir.... well played
>>
Well played
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>>696679630
No
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>>696679630
tell e
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>>696680806
01011001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110011 01110100
>>
>>696679630
fuck you OP
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>>696679630
fuck you
>>
>>696681111
lul the quads dont lie
>>
Wowe rude
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>>696679630
nice meme!
>>
>>696681111
jesus fucking christ
>>
>>696681111
You're a fag
>>
>>696679630
bruh
>>
ok
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>>696679630
10/10 bait. i am amaze
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>>696680806
>01010100 01001000 01000101 00100000 01000111 01000001 01001101 01000101
new here. not ashamed to admit that. what is this might i ask?
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