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Things not to do when at party

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Things not to do when at party
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Dress like a Nazi
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>>696579546
why not?
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>>696578688
Pretend you're Klint Howard
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>>696578688
Shit in the sink.
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Get smashed before everyone else, hitting on girls thats not drunk
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>>696579666
I got TRIPS! FUCK YEAH!
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>>696579766
AND DUBS!
Do NOT Deny CLINT HOWARD!
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>>696578688
Strike up a conversation about how The Return of the Jedi was basically 9/11
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>>696580061
Looks like he's ejaculating
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>>696579666
>>696579766
Holy shit
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The dog
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>>696580061
I could watch this all night long
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>>696578688
Interrupt me while I was watching Ow My Balls
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>>696578688
Strike up a conversation about the melting temperature of steel beams
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>>696578688
Kill yourself. People hate that for some reason.
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Look away while your buddy's spinning his head faster than visible light
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>>696580425
As a jet fuel enthusiast, I object.
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>>696580425
9/11
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>>696580599
Shut up, Michael
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spend unatural amount of time with their pets
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Smell up the bathroom so bad it melts the face of the next guy who goes in there
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>>696580746
As an organ grinder, I object.
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>>696579546
Y tho
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Talk about how you scored 4 touchdowns in one game for Polk HS
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>>696581004
But muh legacy...
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Refuse to stop screaming "It's NAWT AH TOOMAH!"
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>>696580959
Because Nazis never got Nukes
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>>696581221
Not German Nazis.
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Claim to be the Captain of the Fesarious, a ship of the First Federation
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>>696581366
Ayyyyyy lmao
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>>696579546
y not? http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/4170083.stm
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Utilizer.
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Cum in your pants 5min after you get there
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Mark it an 8 when it's supposed to be a ZERO
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Call Lenny Carl or Vice versa
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> Stand next to this guy
Know what ah Mean, Vern?
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Steal this Muthafucka's red stapler
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Go to a party with this guy, then walk up to him and say
"Look, it's the biggest No. 2 in history.... next to what I left in the BOWL THIS MORNING!"
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>>696581888
Jesus Christ
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Tell a bunch of VN stories while standing next to this guy
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>>696581995
BURN IT WITH FIRE

wat now
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>>696578688
Talk about 4chan
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>>696582407
But he is about to cum on your face.
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>>696582507
You shut your whore mouth.
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Call the cops
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>>696582507
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How your mom sucks you off every night before bed
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Stare at the host's girlfriend.
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Pull down your pants,jerking off while screaming "CLOWN PORN IS THE BEST PORN! "
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>>696583079
Muh dick. She needs to go into porn.
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>>696578688
show up
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>>696583079
She wants it and he's too much of a pussy to address the matter.
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>>696583599
Dubs of truth
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Hand this guy a doobie, or listen to his lady
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Come in drag
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Bring a non Catholic dog
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>>696583722
dubs of confirm
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Go near a Vegan
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>>696583787
lemme fix that for you...

Cum in drag
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Bring two elephants fucking
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Spend too much time texting
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Give false hope to homeless puppies
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take too much acid
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Bring your retarded brother
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Bring anyone who can't spell Marc
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>>696578688
Loudly state you are a vegan feminist.
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>>696579927
>>696579766
go by a lotto tickiet!
XD XD
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>>696579546
You are a great loser
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Create a glory hole somewhere in the house
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Fuck a loli
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Fuck with a Cop from Ferguson
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Interrupt a Gang Bang
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>>696580599
Kek'd and Borked sensibly
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Go anywhere near this Dicktard
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talk to anyone
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Invite anyone from 4Chan
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Walk around with a Jesse toy covered in cum
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Forget to bring enough crack for everyone
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>>696578688
A barrel roll!
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Bring your action figure collection

> Especially Vampire Shrek or Gay Batman
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>>696583599
This
Also...
>implying any fucking person on here has a) been invited to a party on purpose and b) had the lack of autism to observe the wrong behavior they were almost certainly engaging in that was obvious to everyone else
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Walk up to each girl and ask 'Wanna try some FRIES?'
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Bring your stoner friend
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Get naked WAY too early
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>>696583079
How can you be gay when that's standing in front of you?
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Make fun of the way very strong, mean people talk
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>>696578688
Enjoy yourself
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Flirt with this girl
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Take liberties with ladies
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>>696587418
Take liberties with ladies 2
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Don't bring your action figures #2

> Including Lord Door Ladder, complete with Thigh Grenades
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fart if recently dealt with diarrhea
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Talk Politics
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>>696587985
I went past this one, but since you brought it up
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>>696582407

Tell me again about your job at the carwash
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>>696588091
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>>696579546
Not if it's a Nazi Party! :D
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>>696588091
what just happened
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Don't be 'this guy'
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badmouth Kanye
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>>696588278
Point taken! Only exception
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Stab someone
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>>696588369
he has gloves on...idiot
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Show up as Spidey, with a Boner
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Bring that snazzy new haircut
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>>696588569
Oh, well, okay then. Shocker Approved!

> 2 in Pink (Approved) 1 in Stink (Sure, Why not)
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>>696588702
Just like this
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>>696588823
How's facebook these days?
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Arrive late, and with a Fat girl on the back
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The cat
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>>696589172

Holy shit that's a perfect picture for a delusional caption, gonna take it, thanks!
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Do your Captain Kirk impression
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>>696578688
Be a nigger
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>>696578688
>girl you dig pukes on the floor
>clean the puke coz m'lady
>beta orbiters dont wanna carry her home coz raep
>deal with it
>clean up even more puke
>eventually carry her home coz fuck it
>anon lick it
>wat
>lick it
>have to puke due all the imadoit liquor
>cont licking
>stick it in
>mfw she was a virgin
>mfw bitch gets pregnant
>mfw youre the only fuck she had before coz muh blood on your tongue
>mfw she only remembers you licking her
>mfw I dont even have a face
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Tell your Italian roommate some mean things
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>>696588278

Don't be stupid, be a smartie
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Bring your little sister
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Talk about your fetish
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Invite Captain Picard
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discuss the differences of pedophilia laws of different countries
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Bring one of the new 'Terminator Dogs'
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>>696589804

Or your dog without fucking asking first god dammit!
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Turn your back on a nigger
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Announcing your preferences to the entire crowd
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Bring Bosco
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Shit on the coats
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Bring your Stormtrooper love doll
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>>696590532
Don't bring Bosco
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>>696588369
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>>696590249
The age of consent is 12 in the Philippines. Very odd.
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Be a monstrous Fag
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Actually show up
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Demonstrate your new talent
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Knock up a chick.
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>>696578688
Piss in the punchbowl?
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Be the one who farts
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