Things not to do when at party

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Dress like a Nazi

>>696579546
why not?

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>>696578688
Pretend you're Klint Howard

>>696578688
Shit in the sink.

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Get smashed before everyone else, hitting on girls thats not drunk

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>>696579666
I got TRIPS! FUCK YEAH!

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>>696579766
AND DUBS!
Do NOT Deny CLINT HOWARD!

>>696578688
Strike up a conversation about how The Return of the Jedi was basically 9/11

>>696580061
Looks like he's ejaculating

>>696579666
>>696579766
Holy shit

The dog

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>>696580061
I could watch this all night long

>>696578688
Interrupt me while I was watching Ow My Balls

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>>696578688
Strike up a conversation about the melting temperature of steel beams

>>696578688
Kill yourself. People hate that for some reason.

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Look away while your buddy's spinning his head faster than visible light

>>696580425
As a jet fuel enthusiast, I object.

>>696580425
9/11

>>696580599
Shut up, Michael

spend unatural amount of time with their pets

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Smell up the bathroom so bad it melts the face of the next guy who goes in there

>>696580746
As an organ grinder, I object.

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>>696579546
Y tho

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Talk about how you scored 4 touchdowns in one game for Polk HS

>>696581004
But muh legacy...

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Refuse to stop screaming "It's NAWT AH TOOMAH!"

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>>696580959
Because Nazis never got Nukes

>>696581221
Not German Nazis.

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Claim to be the Captain of the Fesarious, a ship of the First Federation

>>696581366
Ayyyyyy lmao

>>696579546
y not? http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/4170083.stm

Utilizer.

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Cum in your pants 5min after you get there

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Mark it an 8 when it's supposed to be a ZERO

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Call Lenny Carl or Vice versa

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> Stand next to this guy
Know what ah Mean, Vern?

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Steal this Muthafucka's red stapler

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Go to a party with this guy, then walk up to him and say
"Look, it's the biggest No. 2 in history.... next to what I left in the BOWL THIS MORNING!"

>>696581888
Jesus Christ

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Tell a bunch of VN stories while standing next to this guy

>>696581995
BURN IT WITH FIRE

wat now

>>696578688
Talk about 4chan

>>696582407
But he is about to cum on your face.

>>696582507
You shut your whore mouth.

Call the cops

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>>696582507

How your mom sucks you off every night before bed

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Stare at the host's girlfriend.

Pull down your pants,jerking off while screaming "CLOWN PORN IS THE BEST PORN! "

>>696583079
Muh dick. She needs to go into porn.

>>696578688
show up

>>696583079
She wants it and he's too much of a pussy to address the matter.

>>696583599
Dubs of truth

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Hand this guy a doobie, or listen to his lady

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Come in drag

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Bring a non Catholic dog

>>696583722
dubs of confirm

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Go near a Vegan

>>696583787
lemme fix that for you...

Cum in drag

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Bring two elephants fucking

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Spend too much time texting

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Give false hope to homeless puppies

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take too much acid

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Bring your retarded brother

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Bring anyone who can't spell Marc

>>696578688
Loudly state you are a vegan feminist.

>>696579927
>>696579766
go by a lotto tickiet!
XD XD

>>696579546
You are a great loser

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Create a glory hole somewhere in the house

Fuck a loli

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Fuck with a Cop from Ferguson

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Interrupt a Gang Bang

>>696580599
Kek'd and Borked sensibly

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Go anywhere near this Dicktard

talk to anyone

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Invite anyone from 4Chan

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Walk around with a Jesse toy covered in cum

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Forget to bring enough crack for everyone

>>696578688
A barrel roll!

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Bring your action figure collection

> Especially Vampire Shrek or Gay Batman

>>696583599
This
Also...
>implying any fucking person on here has a) been invited to a party on purpose and b) had the lack of autism to observe the wrong behavior they were almost certainly engaging in that was obvious to everyone else

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Walk up to each girl and ask 'Wanna try some FRIES?'

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Bring your stoner friend

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Get naked WAY too early

>>696583079
How can you be gay when that's standing in front of you?

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Make fun of the way very strong, mean people talk

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>>696578688
Enjoy yourself

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Flirt with this girl

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Take liberties with ladies

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>>696587418
Take liberties with ladies 2

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Don't bring your action figures #2

> Including Lord Door Ladder, complete with Thigh Grenades

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fart if recently dealt with diarrhea

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Talk Politics

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>>696587985
I went past this one, but since you brought it up

>>696582407

Tell me again about your job at the carwash

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>>696588091

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>>696579546
Not if it's a Nazi Party! :D

>>696588091
what just happened

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Don't be 'this guy'

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badmouth Kanye

>>696588278
Point taken! Only exception

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Stab someone

>>696588369
he has gloves on...idiot

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Show up as Spidey, with a Boner

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Bring that snazzy new haircut

>>696588569
Oh, well, okay then. Shocker Approved!

> 2 in Pink (Approved) 1 in Stink (Sure, Why not)

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>>696588702
Just like this

>>696588823
How's facebook these days?

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Arrive late, and with a Fat girl on the back

The cat

>>696589172

Holy shit that's a perfect picture for a delusional caption, gonna take it, thanks!

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Do your Captain Kirk impression

>>696578688
Be a nigger

>>696578688
>girl you dig pukes on the floor
>clean the puke coz m'lady
>beta orbiters dont wanna carry her home coz raep
>deal with it
>clean up even more puke
>eventually carry her home coz fuck it
>anon lick it
>wat
>lick it
>have to puke due all the imadoit liquor
>cont licking
>stick it in
>mfw she was a virgin
>mfw bitch gets pregnant
>mfw youre the only fuck she had before coz muh blood on your tongue
>mfw she only remembers you licking her
>mfw I dont even have a face

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Tell your Italian roommate some mean things

>>696588278

Don't be stupid, be a smartie

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Bring your little sister

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Talk about your fetish

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Invite Captain Picard

discuss the differences of pedophilia laws of different countries

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Bring one of the new 'Terminator Dogs'

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>>696589804

Or your dog without fucking asking first god dammit!

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Turn your back on a nigger

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Announcing your preferences to the entire crowd

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Bring Bosco

Shit on the coats

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Bring your Stormtrooper love doll

>>696590532
Don't bring Bosco

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>>696588369

>>696590249
The age of consent is 12 in the Philippines. Very odd.

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Be a monstrous Fag

Actually show up

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Demonstrate your new talent

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Knock up a chick.

>>696578688
Piss in the punchbowl?

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Be the one who farts