What is he asking?

Can you sleep with me?

bump hold on it'll take a bit

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>>696550340

Keep it going

>>696549778
Can jet fuel melt steel beams?

>>696549778
Where is mom ?

Are we pregnant ?

>>696549778
"If you don't reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep at 4:38"

What's a faggot

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>>696549778
Can jet fuel melt steel beams?

>>696549778
Can I blow an air horn at 4:37 in the morning?

>>696549778
Why don`t we kill Niggers to get rid of half of the world`s crime rate?

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>>696549778

"Would it be okay if I told you I fap to furry porn?"

Will I stay awake till 4:37?

>>696549778
Is it ok that I`m Islam?

>>696551277
I giggled

>>696551888
checked and fuck you.

>>696551888
Best one yet.

>>696550952
Made it for you
>>696551591

>>696551888
It's a new meme or something?

>>696551935
I wanted to pot this, but I forgot where I saved it. Thanks anon

>>696551935
BRILLIANT

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>>696551935
kek
such effort

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>>696551935
fuck I am impressed
tell me you didnt do this yourself in 10 minutes

>>696551888
fuck off

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>>696549778

>>696551935
dl;dr

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>>696549778

>>696552451
>>696552454
>being this new

>>696551935
I was looking for this one ,thanks...

>>696552454
Nah, I saved it from a best of /b/ thread. Cracks my shit up.

>>696551888
fuck you

>>696552736
fuck I am here since your mum lost her virginity at 12 to my son but I am not here 24/7

Where the fuck is my neck?

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This is the best I could do without Photoshop

>>696553263
It shouldn't be this big

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OC

>>696552731
kek

>>696553402
If the earth isn't round why isn't day everywhere at the same time?

"Pepe was born on Reddit, right?"

>>696553650
Look up Geocentric model. Google is your friend newfag

>>696551888
Kek

>>696551888
jokes on you

>>696549778
https://youtu.be/wrCRSzg76qI

>>696551888
Check em
Also faggot

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>>696553772
are you drunk?

>>696551888
not bad

>>696549778

why is homosexuality considered a sexual preference if gays are born that way?

to prefer is a verb. this means a action was made to choose the same sex over the complimentary sex, therefore they aren't born that way.

>>696552731
Aww

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>>696549778

>>696554126
I'm actually pretty high rn tbh. I don't even really believe in the Geocentric model, I just don't close my ears like a "dense motherfucker" when I hear it being argued.

>>696554246
if that effect last that long he should kill himself :D

>>696553326
That's what your mom told me last night

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>>696554420
Ouch, right in the feels.

>>696551277
funny

>>696553058
my mom is 9

>>696554472
good, now try tell me what one has to do with the other, google didnt tell me

>>696551888
motherfucker

>>696552451
>filename
>saved image thumbnail
>"such effort"

please kill self

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>>696553263
>>696553326
There. Now I've taken up two images in this thread for this cancer. You're welcome.

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>>696554420

4chan.org is a derivative of tumblr. Y'all just don't want to admit that none of you do anything productive on this god forsaken shit hole on the world's dns servers

>>696552241
>It's a new meme or something?
No, it's been here all summer

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>>696549778
Weed

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>>696554643
Geocentric Models (there are a couple) have perfectly logical explanations for the solar cycles and the day/night. I don't feel like explaining it, and it's hard to do with text anyway, just look harder. It isn't hard to find. If you really can't you're too fucking retarded to understand it anyway. It's google, Jesus Christ.

>>696551888
>>696555052
>Still trying to force this

>>696553263
idk why i lost to this

>>696555269
was waiting for this.

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Ivan, I see you.

>>696553650
Ur kidding right? As the sun moves over your region of the earth, it casts its light and you have day. It continues its circular path and when its light no longer brightens your area of the sky, that's night

>>696555646
Der you go m8

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>>696555829
TOP KEK

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>>696554420

>>696555555

>>696554420
lol dam

>>696551277
not bad anon

>>696551888
I heard it coming.

>>696551888
yawn...

>>696553402
Because you have to go outside to see it

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>>696555052

>>696555052
...

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>>696551888

>>696555052
>filename
j

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>>696556513
Oh my how cunning of you

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>>696554420

>>696551888
Nice digits you scumbag

the people who reply to those "if you don't reply" posts must be religious fucking idiots

some fat manchild types that someone will or will not die if you don't reply to said manchild's post

and these idiots are trembling

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>>696549778

>>696551016
....

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>>696553263
Fucking lost

>>696551888
d

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>>696554420
BUT THAT'S SAD, ANON

>>696555359
A medical document

>>696555805
not as good as the other one

>>696551888
cunt

>>696557525
Or so we think. DUN DUN DUNNNN

>>696551016
cunt

>>696557208
10/10

>>696551016
fag

>>696551888
cunt

>>696556584
Best one right after the drinking one

>>696555052
Oh fuck you

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>>696551016

>>696555052
sigh

>>696551016
fag

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Came for the keks, stayed for the feels.

>>696551016
faggot meme but clever

>>696551016
f

>>696557926

KEK

>>696558845

kek, underrated

>>696551888
ga

>>696551888
I hate you

>>696551016
fuck u

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>>696549778
Howdy pardner

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>>696554420
I came to laugh, not to feel.

>>696551888
asshole.

>>696551016
dsadas

>>696557926
lol

>>696555052
fucking end with these ones already.

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>>696557926

lel

>>696551016
Fuck you and your family

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>>696549778

>>696551888
Fuck you and your genetic lineage

>>696551016
Oh

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>>696549778

>>696551888
Oh

>>696555052
REEEEEEEEE

>>696555646
But the sun shines isotropically.

>>696552533
for the wahu

>>696551016
heh

>>696551888
.

>>696561835
fucking top kek

>>696551888
:^)

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>He is Risen.

>>696561835
kek

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>>696549778

>>696560704
Same way he always did, the tunnels

>>696562910

lul

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>>696562643

>>696551016
kill yourself

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>>696549778

>>696551888
I'm not saying I believe you, but nice trips

>>696562643
>>696563793

W͒͐͑ͭ͆̈́̒͏̧̳̫͇̦Ê̵̷̳̭̩̻̻͙͖̖ͧ̊ͧͬ͠ ̢̪̺̺̳̳̻̰̳̩͇͚̮͚̤̪͚̻̪ͤ́́̒͊͑̆̚̚͘͝ͅṮ̴̴͇̣̗̘̞̱̦͇̼̟̝͆̃̓̓̂̊ͩ̍͂̾̌́͒́͒̐͊͘Hͮ̎̿̾̃ͩ́ͩ͏̛̺̖̲͓̱͞I̴̢̥̳̙̞̦͙̺̖͚̲͎̜̬̟̩̹͖̳̓ͩͩ̾̈́N̷̡͙̝̜͈͖ͣ̂̆ͮ̒͞K̛͊͂̿̌̃͒͆̌̔͐̌̾͊̂͟͞҉̨̼̙͎͎͓͙̫͔̥̪͕̱͕̖͇̖̲ ̡̙̼̩̮͖͍̼̫̬͉̲͙̆͋̂ͨ̈̀̓̈̐̇̐ͤ̅͒̏͋̌ͩ̃͜͞A̛̝̤̫̲̲̦̩͔̅̈̐͌̓̾ͤ͌͒̉̐̒̓͠L̷̶̰̹͉̙̩̠̪̣͓͓͚̬ͭ͊̆̽ͫ̌ͪ̽̈́̔̎̀͜Iͨ̏̀̃̂̈̇ͫ̊̂͆̉͂̚҉̵̱̟̳̙͕̻K̶̶͈̖̱̥͍͇͙͉ͮͯͨͮ̿̆ͧ̈́̏͟͞Ȅ̞̥̪̳̟̭͔̟̫̞̬͕͍͇̬͓̺̤͍̆̔̓̀̔͑͌̍̽ͯ͞͡

>>696551888
kill yourself faggot

>>696551016
adsf

>>696551396
dad: valor is the best one

>>696554420
DUDE

>>696552731
>clock time is 404

>lost

>>696555052
I came here for memes not dead relatives.

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Consequences will never be the same.

>>696549778
Dont feel guilty, it was an accident.

>>696555829
o fuck

How does your head stay on without a neck?

>>696554839
Lurk moar

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>>696558568

>>696549778
"If Pinocchio said "this is a lie," would his nose get longer or shorter?"

>>696549778
How does one eat holocaust semen?

>>696561835
Bist doch nur wegen mir hier...

>>696566748
schau auf den Timestamp du faggot. Dein Post ist 8 Minuten her, meiner hier entstand um 01:12 Uhr.

>>696566748
Meinetwegen*

>>696554952
Geocentric world =/= flat earth

>>696554952
>perfectly logical
kek

>>696551016
ag sdgasdf

>>696551888
zds ffvbd

>>696554472
nigger we have satellites.

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>>696549778

>>696551888
Shiet

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>>696569504

>>696551888
kappa 123

>>696561810
But it's not large or bright enough for its light to reach all parts of the earth at once

>>696551016
you cunt

>>696551888
fuck

>>696562379
Holy fuck.

Itd be better if the dad was in bed and the kid was violently shaking him.

>>696551016
Hi i am an oldfag, I started two whole weeks ago.

>>696571031
woops, was meant to write 12:60

>>696551888
That's not a question you pesky troll.

>>696555359
d&d handbook

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>>696554757
That's the exact same size.

>>696555052
The ride never ends

>>696551034
thats an hard one

>>696551888

bretty good

>>696551888
cunt

>>696551888
Is this the new thing?

>>696572346
The only new thing here is you.

>>696551016
I was waiting for this in pic format

>>696555052
got me again

>>696551016
Why

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>>696549778
Retard nowifefag.
Parents don't sleep.

>>696551888
Yup. Here it is.

>>696551016
She works two job so I'm not risking that shit.

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>>696571588

>>696551888
No

>>696551016
Shit

>>696555052
Cyka blyat

>>696555052
More i see...

>>696551888
dude stop with this meme

>>696551016
really ? not even in a fucking image ? you disappoint me

My teacher said that we're sweet, so why none of children in my class were sweet?

>>696551888
nice meemes

>>696573545
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

"Society is an inherently unstable construct, and is inevitably bound to fail, eventually."

>>696551869

Zozzle

>>696555052
Fuck

>>696556722

Holy fucking shit! Fucking checked!

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>>696574579
Same fagging
>>696574150

>>696555829
AH AIN GIDNT YOU NO DAHM TREE FIDDY, YA GADAHM LOCK NESS MONSTA

>>696574827
thought i originally posted it in the wrong thread. Im high. Tomorrow i wont be, but you will always be a phallus addicted jizz monger, and a constant source of disappointment to your parents

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holy shit

>>696551016
Fck u

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>>696562643

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>>696549778

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>>696572026
THIS ONE

>>696557091
That's why they're so funny

>>696558845

underfuckingrated

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>>696572026

>>696556303
underrated

>>696551016
fuck you

>>696554420

I'm not edgy or anything but that was fucking funny

>>696569051
I'm sad to understand what it means...

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>>696554880

>>696551016
Guy

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>>696562643

>>696551888
your mom will die if you dont reply to this post

>>696579392
Got damn.

>>696554420
Damn dude.

>>696555052
No

>>696551016
faggots aren't even putting it in images anymore. there's no escape.