A young, beautiful sex toy with a great body and no mind of her own and no male friends or relatives.
Preferably more than one.
long blonde hair
funny, smart, loves movies and books
isn't easily offended
isn't loud and bitchy
drinks only red wine
doesn't have a tattoo
can cook, knows how to wash things
has a garden
loves taking care of people
Ideally speaking one who is smart, funny, attractive, and can slip into the dreams and he's of my enemies to siphon away their life energy or influence their decisions.
I ain't saying I want a succubus, but it'd be nice.
your mom is the woman in your life the most in your formative years, so subconsciously you'll look for her good traits in a woman. my girlfriend and mom are very similar, so i looked into it and it just happens that way. my mom is loud, very hyper, short temper, but is very loving. my girlfriend is exactly the same. seeing them interact is strange because of how similar they are.
this will never happen...
Don't project your own issues onto other men. Wanting a girlfriend who looks and acts like a younger version of your mom is weird.
One: fuck that website. The adds literally block off 60% of my screen on mobile.
Two: that's actually really interesting, and it kind of makes sense.
Three: I as wrong an apologize for my condescension.
Four: looking back, I notice that most of the women I date are tall, curvy, blonde, and loving but short tempered. Guess what my mom is like?
This is such a weak attempt at trolling I'm not even sure if that's what it is.
i want a flexi g/f
i want my waifu to want some attention
You are so wrong it's kinda sad. It's psych 101 dude.
>had a good mother
>looking for future mate
>mate will be mother of your children
>hey look at that we already know qualities that make for a good mother since we had one
>those qualities will prove beneficial in our children's mother
It's pretty much as basic as it gets. If you have a shitty upbringing, you likely subconsciously avoid women with your mom's traits.
Like Ramona, but without the sluttiness.
>likes me for me
>a gentle heart under an otherwise rough exterior
>not black or Latina
Fuck you, Scott. You don't deserve her.
Fox-girl. It won't happen, but I can dream.
Different strokes I guess. I generally get to know someone before I start finding them really attractive, but if you start the other way around, more power to you. Heck, it probably makes more sense, as that way you'd ejd up with more potential dating partners if your innitial assessment is based on looks alone.
Dont worry, you won't. I was worried about the same thing, but she's annoying AF. Insufferable personality. You're making re likely to fall in love with Max or Kate, but in the latter case that might juts be my shameless white knight showing through.
well, average tits.
Sort of intelligent, smart enough to not be a retard but not so smart that she'd notice half the points I make are backed up by nothing.
Oh yeah good face, ginger and average tits
One who shares my hatred for mayonnaise and silent letters that aren't vowels.
>brunette with blue eyes
>not easily offended
>doesn't nag for retarded reasons
>cleans, I make every enough money she wouldn't have to work if she kept the damn house clean
>would always be a perk if she loved playin vidya
A needy one or an emotionally hard work one. My last gf was too self sufficient. I didnt feel needed at all so whats the point.
I know this is /b/ and i know i get shot for this but a thoughtfull, nice and quick temper so i will fall in line whenever its needed. If she is into sports that is a plus but its not necessary, i rather sit home and work around the house then hit the gym after work anyway
Dating an emotionally wrecked girl can be kind of rewarding if you happen to be the codependent type. Dated a girl a few years back that came from a hardcore Christian family. They threw her out of the house when she was 18, and she lived on the streets for a few years after that so she was an absolute wreck. Healing her up and getting her life back on track was one of the most rewarding things I've ever done.
Why is that?
Thin - takes care of herself
Not stuck up
Doesn't do drugs or drink too often
Enjoys some sort of geek culture
Isn't a slut
I really don't have too many requirements
Then why are you here?
Not calling you out, just wondering. Like, flight and rekt threads annoy me, but I don't bother going into them to tell off the people inside. Just a waste of effort.
i saw this stupid shit on page 1. you all sound like the worst stereotypes of high school virgin losers. man the fuck up and quit pining online about your perfect dream girl hurrr jfc
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Realistically, any girl from any race thats a 7, isn't a slut, has just enough in common with me to get along and loves me for me. And loves my family
In a "build my own waifu" situation
Someone I grew up with
White girl, maybe a little Irish or Scottish ancestry
B cup boobies
Soft plump ass
Hair Color changes (white, blonde, black, red, blue)
Loves Video Games
They rest of what she likes doesn't matter, we disagree just enough to have some interesting discussions
8/10 Face, soft spoken but tough voice like Chloe or Kristen Stewart
Agnostic, but loves me enough to come to church with me
Easy going and laid back
Doesn't drink but occasionally smokes weed
Acts just a little like a hipster but she's a republican
Lost our virginities to each other
Wants to live in a small town
Will never stop loving me nor I her
Indulges in most of my fetishes and I in hers
Apologies for breathing your air Chad.
Won't happen again Chad.
No I won't suck your dick behind the bike sheds CHAD AND IF YOU FUCKING ASK ME AGAIN I'LL KICK YOUR FUCKING TEETH INTO THE BACK OF YOUR SKULL CHAD!
I just think it's a fun thought experiment. Like, when you first start dating you have this picture in your head of what your ideal girl is, but as you pick up more and more practical experience you get a better and better idea or what shed be like.
Now imagine having to design one girl that you'll be with for your entire life. What do you want in a woman now? What will you want in ten years? Twenty? What will your kids want?
Average or above looking, not too goodlooking though. Gives me new perspectives, help eachother evolve in our lifes. Not the kind of girl that just says "omg ur like so smart" when we talk about things.
I'm like cupid but for anonymous homos.
Red hair and freckles all over the place
Is willing to learn and experience new things
Can cook, clean, wash and is willing to do so
Wants sex not just to fuck but for being as close as possible to me/become one with me
One who looks like this,
A little clumsy
one that will follow me everywhere i go
Bright red hair
Hot as fuck
Thick but not fat
Is down for anything
For actual girlfriend:
Really skinny but nice round ass and B cups
Super pale smooth skin
Likes to cuddle a lot
Rocker vibe but not whorey
I'm pretty much a nympho and when my boyfriend can't handle me I just masturbate next to him whenever I want. He knows I'll never cheat so he let's me play with myself around him cause he knows I like it
Finally, someone other than myself with some taste in here.
If your British or planning a trip to London you can shag her. She also does cam.
Her doctor already says that she is over weight. Though at first glance you would never even guess that she was over weight, she has been running a lot as of late so I'm really happy that she's doing better for herself
you can post a pic if you want, she shouldn't run tho', mine does joga exercises that her doctor gave her, yours will just ruin her joints and her legs will get swollen and veiny, make her do something easier for begining or take her swimming
Girl in op's pic.
Goes long time without money.
Minimum wage when she does land a job.
Loves to try new things. Except things that will advance her in life.
(School, training, saving money)
Is a disappointment to her parents.
Has failed so many times that sometimes she cries because she's such a huge fuck up in life.
Too many piercings.
No life goals.
Nothing except the minimum wage job she currently has that she will get fired from in a few months.
Way to pick em, OP.
tfw 21 years old and have never felt mutual love. No girlfriends, no girls that are friends.
I went on a trip to Amsterdam with some girl but she was a total dumb ass felt like I was baby sitting the entire fucking time. It's hard to find someone let alone hard to find someone who wont just say what you want to hear and hope you don't notice their Hypocrisies
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that I prefer to be single and just do what I want with who I want. But I would also like to try having an open relationship with the right girl. The right girl would have to be hot enough to get attention so I don't actively have to find her someone because I feel bad for her. I would try this.
Yeah mate, don't get me wrong, I wasn't over analyzing shit and I never do with people in general, however the girl I was with was literally walking in front of trams and I had to drag her back, she couldn't read basic English and her attitude in general could only be described as chavvy.
I'm chill but if I'm with someone who's my age but about as mature as a 14 year old girl it's quite difficult not to be a bit condescending when talking about the experience.
Ok, you had me laughing at walking in front of trams. You're right, you can't breed with her. She'll pass on her retard gene.
Yeah, Chloe is hot.
But Warren is my bae.
Long dark hair
Preferably likes grindcore
Not fucking retarded
Down for some weird sex
agreed i like her style but god damned what a useless selfish girls, always saying et making shit a real shit nest
It is in europe, this was this year
A girl who makes me feel entirely comfortable with just being me.
A girl that responds to my messages, and doesn't make me always do the chasing.
I see it often being said as a bad thing, but I really want a clingy girl. I'd feel so good to be so needed and wanted
I want a petite red head. One that has a lot of emotional baggage and very codependent. I'd like her to have very few friend, if any. As well as a nonexistent relationship with her family. Hopefully all this will add up to her being willing to do anything to garner my favor, fearful of being left alone with no one to turn to in her time of need.
Shares same interests as I do
Isnt a slut
Dark blonde/gold Brown hair
Cares about me
Would drag me into some New exciting stuff all the time since im a pussy and need Dat Peer pressure
Not like really fat
Thats all I would want.
Ideally, someone to grow with.
Meaningless and meaningful conversations.
Not afraid to take me out of my comfort zone, and vice versa.
Appreciates silence and music.
Someone to complete me.
a beautiful loving blonde
Ideally speaking, this chick. She's like 22, but she's good with makeup so she can look anywhere from 14-30. So I can take her home to mom and still bang a teen at the end of the night!
Ah sweet ah friend of Mine who went with me to OEF is also from estonia, he speaks russian tho not estonian. Check out this video btw https://m.youtube.com/results?q=gutalax%20obscene%20extreme&sm=1
i have finish the game in every way possible and yet she is a shit choice
Save her, everyone die and guess what as a selfish bitch she don't ever care, her mother die she don't give a shit, not even a tears.
older woman to fuck without risk of children
but tbh this
Uh ive been listening that goresoerd but that aint grindcore m8, dont know what to call it but it aint grindcore, not a single blastbeat was heard, listen this
The only requisite is she must feel like an impressive person
These threads tend to make me feel like I would make a decent girlfriend, but then I remember that I'm a bit of an emotionally unavailable psychocunt.
That's life, I suppose.
What's /b/'s consensus on reverse traps and masculine/boyish girls?
I haven't dated in a while. The last couple girls I dated (or who asked me out) were just emotionally needy weebs who projected their animu boyfriend fantasies on me.
I'm not even sure what I want now. Maybe I'm gay?
I want my equal. Someone born into a quasi fundamentalist Mormon home. But left because they realize it's bats shit insane. Didn't go too overboard and fuck a bunch of people afterward like many do. Assorted drug use in the past is fine but ultimately still wants a traditional family.
God, what I wouldn't do to hatefuck these two.
>wants to fuck a supernaturally intelligent artificial intelligence with dreams of genocide and galactic domination
You too, huh?
Gopnik girl is cute, I would rape her lovingly in the anus
A rare breed. I'm surprised it isn't a more popular anime trope.
Either her or Darth Zannah
Nothing about this sentence makes sense to me right now. I don't know what a gopnik is, I don't believe that's a girl, I don't get why you'd rape someone's ass (if they aint prepared that shit gonna be nasty), or how you can rape someone lovingly.
I like it. I love the whole tomboy thing as well. more refreshing than the constant "feminine penis" faggots on here.
you can only have 3 of the 4, pick wisely
I don't know how I feel about this...
All of my this. Fuck. Its great at first, and the freakiness will allow you to do all sorts of fucked fetishes, but fuck, it actually becomes a bother and hurts if youre fucking like, 6 times a day, EVERY FUCKING DAY. Fuck that shit. Im never dating a nympho ever again. Best as FWB.
is your boner getting confused?
It can be pretty fun depending on what kind of libido you have. For the first couple weeks I was down to fuck four or five times a day, but when she wants to fuck in LITERALLY EVERY SPARE MINUTE it quickly gets old. Believe it or not you can actually get sick of sex, and if you're fucking 6 times a day you quickly will.
maybe this will make you feel more heterosexual about it
she is just so perfect in every way
I think she modelled as Olga a while back
but then so did nearly every other Ukranian chick
image search should turn up loads of her sets
Since love is a caring sort of emotion and not just a spoil me and give me everything thats perfect to me that i dont really deserve sort of thing, Id have to say this girl and what i assume her traits to be (eccentric and stuff). I need her to be weird.
>I want a blonde, blue eyed, nordic angel.
>Preferably a little older than me, late twenties or so
>Good job, maybe a doctor or a scientist.
>Ideally she'd have access to advanced medical technology she could use to keep both of us healthy and young looking for the next two hundred years.
So... Mercy, basically.