WHAT KIND OF GIRLFRIEND DOES /b/ WANT?

>>696526403

A girl who is obsessed with sex. Trying to train my current girlfriend into that now.

I want maxine caulfield

A real one.

>loyal
>not stupid
>attractive
>not a cunt

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A young, beautiful sex toy with a great body and no mind of her own and no male friends or relatives.

>>696526403
Not one like that bitch. I don't got time powers to be saving her all the time. Need a bitch who stays safe damn it.

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>>696526403
Preferably more than one.

>>696526403
long blonde hair
green eyes
5,5 ft
116 lb
cute face
funny, smart, loves movies and books
isn't easily offended
isn't loud and bitchy
doesn't smoke
drinks only red wine
doesn't have a tattoo
works out
can cook, knows how to wash things
has a garden
loves animals
loves taking care of people

A male one

>>696527863
So... You want your mom, but she has to look like a hot blonde?

>>696528080
Feminine penis, eh?

>>696528175
Isn't this what most guys want?

>>696526403
Ideally speaking one who is smart, funny, attractive, and can slip into the dreams and he's of my enemies to siphon away their life energy or influence their decisions.

I ain't saying I want a succubus, but it'd be nice.

>>696528243
Um... maybe? I don't feel qualified to speak for most guys.

>>696528175
you had a nice mom m8

>>696528381
op here not to be rude but no, no you dont

A nice ripe 12 year old that will never age that i can use a cock sock whenever i want

>>696526403
a real one

>>696526403
the kind i have now. loving, hot, pink hair, nuts, down to suck my dick or eat my ass whenever i want, loves sex, always wants her pussy eaten out.

>>696528175
Do I want a loving, caring woman who will bear my children and happens to look like a younger, more attractive version of my very first exposure to femininity? Yes, yes I do.

>>696528243
your mom is the woman in your life the most in your formative years, so subconsciously you'll look for her good traits in a woman. my girlfriend and mom are very similar, so i looked into it and it just happens that way. my mom is loud, very hyper, short temper, but is very loving. my girlfriend is exactly the same. seeing them interact is strange because of how similar they are.

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>>696526403
>pic related

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>6'2"
>blonde
>submissive

this will never happen...

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>>696526403
kill yourself

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>>696529090
>>696528243
>>696528754
Don't project your own issues onto other men. Wanting a girlfriend who looks and acts like a younger version of your mom is weird.

Short with nice ass and small tits. Thats pretty much it.

>>696526482
you really don't want a nymphomaniac girlfriend. trust me

I don't want a girlfriend. I'm happy with my right hand!

>>696526403
Someone with income in the same ball park so we can combine resources and build equity. Glasses and fit as fk

>>696529477
You're only concerned about appearance?

>>696529437
anon is not weird, it is happening all the time, it is normal and healthy.
http://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/are-you-dating-your-mom

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>>696526403

pic related

Mute

>>696527811
how would you know if you never even had one?

A one who stays with (you)

>>696529707
People want someone they find attractive, and with a personality that isn't shit.. mind blown

>>696526907
you seem confident.

A young tattooed freaky one that swallows and my wife never finds out about

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>>696529797
Huh...

One: fuck that website. The adds literally block off 60% of my screen on mobile.
Two: that's actually really interesting, and it kind of makes sense.
Three: I as wrong an apologize for my condescension.
Four: looking back, I notice that most of the women I date are tall, curvy, blonde, and loving but short tempered. Guess what my mom is like?

>>696528546
THIS!

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>>696530049
This is such a weak attempt at trolling I'm not even sure if that's what it is.

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i want a flexi g/f

i want my waifu to want some attention

>>696529437
You are so wrong it's kinda sad. It's psych 101 dude.

>had a good mother
>raised well
>looking for future mate
>mate will be mother of your children
>hey look at that we already know qualities that make for a good mother since we had one
>those qualities will prove beneficial in our children's mother

It's pretty much as basic as it gets. If you have a shitty upbringing, you likely subconsciously avoid women with your mom's traits.

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>>696526403
Like Ramona, but without the sluttiness.
>gamer
>down-to-earth
>likes me for me
>a gentle heart under an otherwise rough exterior
>not black or Latina
Fuck you, Scott. You don't deserve her.

>>696526403
I don't want to play Life is Strange.
I'm afraid I'll fall in love with her :(

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Fox-girl. It won't happen, but I can dream.

>>696530120
Enjoy your future divorce when she gains weight after the wedding.

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>>696530120
Different strokes I guess. I generally get to know someone before I start finding them really attractive, but if you start the other way around, more power to you. Heck, it probably makes more sense, as that way you'd ejd up with more potential dating partners if your innitial assessment is based on looks alone.

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>>696526653
He's right

>>696530649
Dont worry, you won't. I was worried about the same thing, but she's annoying AF. Insufferable personality. You're making re likely to fall in love with Max or Kate, but in the latter case that might juts be my shameless white knight showing through.

>>696526403
Sane, which drops 98% of women. Sane interested in me, aaaand we'Re at clean 0.

>>696530612
See>>696530294
Intuitively wanting to bang a chick that seems like your mom is weird,but after thinking it through...

>>696530649
you will

>>696526403

well, average tits.

Sort of intelligent, smart enough to not be a retard but not so smart that she'd notice half the points I make are backed up by nothing.

Oh yeah good face, ginger and average tits

>>696526403
A real one

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One who shares my hatred for mayonnaise and silent letters that aren't vowels.

massive dick

>>696527811
More gifs like this

>5'0-5'2
>80-90 lbs
>brunette with blue eyes
>tan
>not easily offended
>doesn't nag for retarded reasons
>cleans, I make every enough money she wouldn't have to work if she kept the damn house clean
>would always be a perk if she loved playin vidya

one that lets you fuck her friends

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A needy one or an emotionally hard work one. My last gf was too self sufficient. I didnt feel needed at all so whats the point.

>>696530649
Kek, don't worry about it, she's a self destructive pretentious idiot.

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>>696531594
dude
stop describing anime

>>696529707

I know this is /b/ and i know i get shot for this but a thoughtfull, nice and quick temper so i will fall in line whenever its needed. If she is into sports that is a plus but its not necessary, i rather sit home and work around the house then hit the gym after work anyway

>>696526403
> w-w-wut kind of girlfwend does u want?
why not call it beta neckbeard yolo sucking faggot thread. kys beta retards

Sent from my Android phone

>>696526403
This thread makes me ashamed to be a human.

>>696531634
This.

Dating an emotionally wrecked girl can be kind of rewarding if you happen to be the codependent type. Dated a girl a few years back that came from a hardcore Christian family. They threw her out of the house when she was 18, and she lived on the streets for a few years after that so she was an absolute wreck. Healing her up and getting her life back on track was one of the most rewarding things I've ever done.

>>696532119
this

Sent from my Android phone

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>>696532119
Why is that?

Under 5'6
Thin - takes care of herself
Not stuck up
Sorta introverted
Doesn't do drugs or drink too often
Enjoys some sort of geek culture
Enjoys romance
Isn't a slut

I really don't have too many requirements

>>696531790
The only kind.

We're all gonna make it.

>>696526403
one that exists

>>696531973
>>696532119
Then why are you here?

Not calling you out, just wondering. Like, flight and rekt threads annoy me, but I don't bother going into them to tell off the people inside. Just a waste of effort.

>>696531634
Nope. No bitch like that is worth the trouble.

>>696528668
>always wants her pussy eaten out.
Sounds a bit high maintenance.

>>696530185
Kek

>>696532338
i saw this stupid shit on page 1. you all sound like the worst stereotypes of high school virgin losers. man the fuck up and quit pining online about your perfect dream girl hurrr jfc

Sent from my Android phone

>>696532502
we both have hyper-active sex drives.

>>696531787
Never have watched anime unless you count cartoons that are animated..that I watched when I was like 9..

I just like em thin so I can actually get my little weenie in

>>696527863
Basically my gf, but she has brown hair and brown eyes, is 5'3" and a bit on the chubby side about 149, but all that cushion is in her thighs and ass.

Realistically, any girl from any race thats a 7, isn't a slut, has just enough in common with me to get along and loves me for me. And loves my family

In a "build my own waifu" situation
Someone I grew up with
Childhood friend
White girl, maybe a little Irish or Scottish ancestry
5'9
B cup boobies
Soft plump ass
Fair Skin
Hair Color changes (white, blonde, black, red, blue)
Loves Wrestling
Loves Video Games
Loves movies
They rest of what she likes doesn't matter, we disagree just enough to have some interesting discussions
8/10 Face, soft spoken but tough voice like Chloe or Kristen Stewart
Agnostic, but loves me enough to come to church with me
Easy going and laid back
Doesn't drink but occasionally smokes weed
Acts just a little like a hipster but she's a republican
Loves Queen
Lost our virginities to each other
Wants to live in a small town
Will never stop loving me nor I her
Indulges in most of my fetishes and I in hers

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>>696532674
>우리는 여기를 통해 늠름한있어, 조심해.

>>696532674
Soz Chad.
Apologies for breathing your air Chad.
Won't happen again Chad.
No I won't suck your dick behind the bike sheds CHAD AND IF YOU FUCKING ASK ME AGAIN I'LL KICK YOUR FUCKING TEETH INTO THE BACK OF YOUR SKULL CHAD!

>>696532674
I just think it's a fun thought experiment. Like, when you first start dating you have this picture in your head of what your ideal girl is, but as you pick up more and more practical experience you get a better and better idea or what shed be like.

Now imagine having to design one girl that you'll be with for your entire life. What do you want in a woman now? What will you want in ten years? Twenty? What will your kids want?

>>696527863
You basically described me... :O

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>>696533824
You good, fam?

>>696534073
Let me be the 1st to says Tits or GTFO.

>>696532886
5'3 and 149 ? that not just a bit on the chubby side, thats full on chub. get her down to 100-115

>>696534212
yeah im a dude though.. and a bit taller than 5.5

one who will let me store my nerds candies in her vagoo for consumption at a later time.

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thsi one

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>>696534463

One that's loyal, caring, honest, and has a dick.

I don't want a girlfriend.

I want a somewhat effeminate-looking boyfriend.

>>696534073
riiiiiiighhhthhhtt

>>696534398
I asked for tits not your life story.
Post your tits and there had better be a timestamp.

>>696534536
That would be a boyfriend your looking for sir.

Average or above looking, not too goodlooking though. Gives me new perspectives, help eachother evolve in our lifes. Not the kind of girl that just says "omg ur like so smart" when we talk about things.

>>696531519
Underrated

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Someone who love me.

>>696534714
Why the fuck do you wanna see my chest ? i have no boobs and im a man

>>696526482
How

>>696529692
virgin detected

A dominant, yet caring one. Bonus points for forced chastity, crossdressing, enthusiasm in pictures and the occasional cruel streak.

>>696532886
yeah, I described my gf, yours BMI is on the limit of normality, a couple more pounds and she will be considered overweight

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>>696534624
Meet.
>>696534398

I'm like cupid but for anonymous homos.

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>>696526403
Lovely
Caring
Sensitive
A dreamer
Red hair and freckles all over the place
Fit
Intelligent
Wants kids
Is willing to learn and experience new things
Introverted
faithful
Can cook, clean, wash and is willing to do so
Wants sex not just to fuck but for being as close as possible to me/become one with me

>>696526543
But she's FUCKING BLAND AND BORING

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>>696534820
tits or gtfo

>>696534912
Would you want a girl that wanna fuck every dude she sees ?

>>696535236
ah i see you are just a retard.

>>696534073
I don't belive you, fatty. ALso, the girl I described has self esteem, doesn't should that she has a vagina in a room full of anons to get attention and loves herself

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>>696534820

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One who looks like this,
Is kind
Is smart
A little clumsy
Can cook

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>>696526403
one that will follow me everywhere i go

For fucking:
Tattoos
Bright red hair
Hot as fuck
Thick but not fat
5'6
Smokes bud
Is down for anything
White

For actual girlfriend:
5'3
No tattoos
Nerdy/gamer
Really skinny but nice round ass and B cups
Super pale smooth skin
Likes to cuddle a lot
Rocker vibe but not whorey

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>>696534820
Tits or GTFO!

>>696529692
I'm pretty much a nympho and when my boyfriend can't handle me I just masturbate next to him whenever I want. He knows I'll never cheat so he let's me play with myself around him cause he knows I like it

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>>696535696

>>696528908
Hell yes Moar like this

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>>696535668
Finally, someone other than myself with some taste in here.

>>696535144
Don't blast the man for having a cardboard-cutout fetish, it's his own magical thing for him to like.

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>>696535696
YW

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>>696526403

>>696535953
>>696536122
Aw yeah man thanks boss

I would say Chloe Price, but already tried that and those type of girls aren't as great as you'd think.

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>>696536233
If your British or planning a trip to London you can shag her. She also does cam.

>>696526543
Bruh ass game is 0. Plus she dresses like a 10 year old.

>>696536449
Well now I am, what's her name?

Oh definitely the the girl from life is strange, I'll just cringe every time she talks.

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>>696526653
>>696530742
pls stop, it hurts

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>>696536524
Kimmy Cumlots

>>696535689
Holy shit that's hilarious.

>>696534975
Her doctor already says that she is over weight. Though at first glance you would never even guess that she was over weight, she has been running a lot as of late so I'm really happy that she's doing better for herself

>>696526403
one that can cook is nice and atleast average looking

>>696526667
Impossible

>>696536714
you can post a pic if you want, she shouldn't run tho', mine does joga exercises that her doctor gave her, yours will just ruin her joints and her legs will get swollen and veiny, make her do something easier for begining or take her swimming

girlfriends are fucking gay

>>696526403
Is mayonaise a girlfriend?

>>696536663
Thanks man

>>696536047
Nice to meet you freindo

>>696532144
you did a good thing anon

>>696530511
this

>>696537789
No worries /b/rother.

Girl in op's pic.
Goes long time without money.
Minimum wage when she does land a job.
Loves to try new things. Except things that will advance her in life.
(School, training, saving money)
Is a disappointment to her parents.
Has failed so many times that sometimes she cries because she's such a huge fuck up in life.
Thinks tattoos=beauty.
Too many piercings.
No life goals.
No direction
No future
Nothing except the minimum wage job she currently has that she will get fired from in a few months.

Way to pick em, OP.

>>696530491
Sorry m8 but you got rekt

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>>696526403
loyal and responsable

tfw 21 years old and have never felt mutual love. No girlfriends, no girls that are friends.

I went on a trip to Amsterdam with some girl but she was a total dumb ass felt like I was baby sitting the entire fucking time. It's hard to find someone let alone hard to find someone who wont just say what you want to hear and hope you don't notice their Hypocrisies

>>696538908
You don't think you're intellectually superior to everyone, do you?

>>696535821
>implying neither of you cheat on the other one

>>696539134
Not at all.

The type that makes me think "oh she's pretty cool"

>>696539182
>this

>>696526403
A self learning AI that makes part of me exist within someone past my volatile existence

>>696539298
Ok, because that really gets in the way of meeting girls, and having friends.

>>696535821
tits or gtfo

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that I prefer to be single and just do what I want with who I want. But I would also like to try having an open relationship with the right girl. The right girl would have to be hot enough to get attention so I don't actively have to find her someone because I feel bad for her. I would try this.

>>696539555
Yeah mate, don't get me wrong, I wasn't over analyzing shit and I never do with people in general, however the girl I was with was literally walking in front of trams and I had to drag her back, she couldn't read basic English and her attitude in general could only be described as chavvy.

I'm chill but if I'm with someone who's my age but about as mature as a 14 year old girl it's quite difficult not to be a bit condescending when talking about the experience.

>>696529692
>pic posts of anon with no right hand or african children victims of war incoming

>>696537491
Nah be best if I keep her off here. I wanna keep her safe, she tried yoga she didn't like it. She felt too confinde, she likes being outside and seeing stuff

A " short one" like 170cm max and slim body, with a firm ass

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plz

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This one.

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>>696539928
Ok, you had me laughing at walking in front of trams. You're right, you can't breed with her. She'll pass on her retard gene.

>>696526403
One with a feminine penis

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>>696535821

>>696526403
alive

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>>696540417
Your wit, sir!

>>696535821
>woman
> I'll never cheat
kek

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>>696526403
Yeah, Chloe is hot.
But Warren is my bae.

>>696540567
I feel bad that you're such a damaged little man that you honestly believe that.

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6'4"
Dominant
Long dark hair
Preferably likes grindcore
Not fucking retarded
Down for some weird sex

>>696534279
Honesly I'm perfectly content with how she is, but if she was gonna trim down I would be happy with her being at 125. I don't want to fuck a twig

>>696536337
Self destructive irresponsible girls aren't fun to date? What's surprise...

>>696538437
I'm not even the guy he was talking to, I just thought that was weak.

I take what i can get tbh

>>696540714
>preferably likes grindcore

Win

>>696540809
Ayy i dated one of those once, fucking self Harm is pretty disgusting to look at, at least for me

>>696540701
damaged, maybe, but why little ?

A strong woman right now

>>696541161
Ikr, do you know the festival OEF?

>>696541271
Fuck man, I like grindcore, but I am a Yurofag and I do not know sadly. What is it? Google gives me some veteran shit.

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>>696527517
agreed i like her style but god damned what a useless selfish girls, always saying et making shit a real shit nest

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>>696541427
It is in europe, this was this year

>>696526403
A girl who makes me feel entirely comfortable with just being me.

A girl that responds to my messages, and doesn't make me always do the chasing.

I see it often being said as a bad thing, but I really want a clingy girl. I'd feel so good to be so needed and wanted

>>696526403
I want a petite red head. One that has a lot of emotional baggage and very codependent. I'd like her to have very few friend, if any. As well as a nonexistent relationship with her family. Hopefully all this will add up to her being willing to do anything to garner my favor, fearful of being left alone with no one to turn to in her time of need.

Cute
Shares same interests as I do
Isnt a slut
Under 5'6
Dark blonde/gold Brown hair
Cares about me
Would drag me into some New exciting stuff all the time since im a pussy and need Dat Peer pressure
Not like really fat

Thats all I would want.

>>696526403
Chloe is my wallpaper, changed it to her today, if that cant be a coincidence..

>>696541542
Omfg
I gotta check that out. Thanks!

Ideally, someone to grow with.

Meaningless and meaningful conversations.

Not afraid to take me out of my comfort zone, and vice versa.

Appreciates silence and music.

Someone to complete me.

>>696526403
A real one?

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This whore.

>>696526403
Would take Max over Chloe, shaka brah

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>>696526403
a beautiful loving blonde

>>696541882
No problem m8 where in Europese do you live? Dutchfag here.

>>696526543
>>696527517
>>696527811
>>696530941
>>696531644
>>696541507
>>696540809
>>696536337
So... Thread consensus is that Chloe is a shit choice?

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>>696526403
One like Hana

>>696542018
Nice. I'm a estfag. We really don't have any kind of metal community here. There are some few good estonian metal bands though (Goresoerd is a grindcore band).

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>>696526403
Ideally speaking, this chick. She's like 22, but she's good with makeup so she can look anywhere from 14-30. So I can take her home to mom and still bang a teen at the end of the night!

>>696526653
Hay.. I was gonna say that.

>>696542231
Ah sweet ah friend of Mine who went with me to OEF is also from estonia, he speaks russian tho not estonian. Check out this video btw https://m.youtube.com/results?q=gutalax%20obscene%20extreme&sm=1

>>696526403
>>696515118
this kind

>>696541990
>shaka brah
That's the one line of teen slang I didn't recognize in this game. What the fuck does shaka brah mean?

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>>696526907
>no male friends or relatives.

>>696528908
maybe in 10 years fam

>>696542420
Good choice, that greentext was an adventure

>>696542394
Oh, that's really cool. And seriously, thanks for the info. I am going through it now. I hope I could visit that festival one day.

>>696542072
i have finish the game in every way possible and yet she is a shit choice

[SPOILER]


Save her, everyone die and guess what as a selfish bitch she don't ever care, her mother die she don't give a shit, not even a tears.

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Any at this point

>>696526403
I love how like 80% of the characters in this game are fuckable.

A real one.....

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older woman to fuck without risk of children

>>696543214
but tbh this

>>696543214
>>696543461
/b/ros...

>>696536047
Looks quite creepy-chan to me. Which isn't a bad thing.

>>696526482
Enjoy that kind of woman when you cant go out 1 night.

>>696543692
/b/ros before hoes

>>696542809
Uh ive been listening that goresoerd but that aint grindcore m8, dont know what to call it but it aint grindcore, not a single blastbeat was heard, listen this
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3CsZyVaiTwg

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The only requisite is she must feel like an impressive person

>>696543799
Although perhaps, given the nature of this thread, perhaps just this once, hoes should take the priority.

>>696534491
feminine penis is awwwwwwright.

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These threads tend to make me feel like I would make a decent girlfriend, but then I remember that I'm a bit of an emotionally unavailable psychocunt.

That's life, I suppose.

>>696544659
just put out a lot and I guarantee 90% of this thread would put up with any of your personal bullshit

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one who looks like a 12 year old boy

>>696545137

or 15 year old Emma Watson with a penis

>>696545137
Hey, at least you're honest with yourself.

A clingy gf. It'll make me feel so wanted, for the first time in forever.

>>696545262
changing my answer to this

>>696545262
3 years less and done

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What's /b/'s consensus on reverse traps and masculine/boyish girls?

>>696533002
무슨 지랄이야 시부럴

>>696526403
>asks what kind of girlfriend i want
>posts it with picture of game character
>this game character looks like, and has a character like my 10/10 ideal
>/b/ is a scary place...

>>696545137
She looks like an annoying bisexual nonbinary transqueer nine millimeter otherkin chav who I'd meet at a party and hopefully hatefuck at the end of the night.

Listen guys how about we first get ANY girlfriend and then talk about what kind we want

>>696546163
she looks like she plays csgo and is silver 4

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>>696526403
A blonde christian nationalist.

>>696546163
what more could anyone want from a girlfriend?

>>696526543
maxmaxmax

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The chosen one...

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>>696526403

my sister when she was a few years younger

I haven't dated in a while. The last couple girls I dated (or who asked me out) were just emotionally needy weebs who projected their animu boyfriend fantasies on me.

I'm not even sure what I want now. Maybe I'm gay?

>>696546639
Would fuck/10

I want my equal. Someone born into a quasi fundamentalist Mormon home. But left because they realize it's bats shit insane. Didn't go too overboard and fuck a bunch of people afterward like many do. Assorted drug use in the past is fine but ultimately still wants a traditional family.

>>696545137
>>696546639
God, what I wouldn't do to hatefuck these two.
>>696546681
>wants to fuck a supernaturally intelligent artificial intelligence with dreams of genocide and galactic domination
You too, huh?

>>696531880
>so i will fall in line whenever its needed.
fucking beta cuck

I want a gangsta bitch

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>>696526403
Lexee Smith of course

Anything or anyone, i dont really care i just dont wanna be alone anymore

>>696546639
sauce?

>>696547187
>>696546681
>>696546639
>>696547258
Not human. Try again.

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>>696545137
Gopnik girl is cute, I would rape her lovingly in the anus

>>696526403
She gotta be a weeb

>>696529692
this guy is right, my girl wants it literally every day, and shit its nice at first but damn, some days I just wanna relax

>>696547335
Human GFs are old school. Get with tre program.

But I do have a gf. She's amazing

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>>696546060
A rare breed. I'm surprised it isn't a more popular anime trope.

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Either her or Darth Zannah

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>>696547566

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>>696547398
Nothing about this sentence makes sense to me right now. I don't know what a gopnik is, I don't believe that's a girl, I don't get why you'd rape someone's ass (if they aint prepared that shit gonna be nasty), or how you can rape someone lovingly.

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Love me some techpriestesses

>>696547805
Shopped.

>>696547842
autism levels just went off the fucking scale here

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>>696547845

>>696547318

type "evalion" into youtube search, some people are always re uploading her

>>696547761
Oh, sweety, you're never getting laid.

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>>696547845

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>>696546060
I like it. I love the whole tomboy thing as well. more refreshing than the constant "feminine penis" faggots on here.

>>696547965
Nah, I'm just kinda high right now so maybe it does make sense and I just can't see it.

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>>696547761

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>>696526667
you can only have 3 of the 4, pick wisely

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Sabine Tienkamp please

>>696548224
Nederlands?

>>696548038
Oh so you're omniscient?

>>696548136
nice

>>696529214
I'm a gril who's 6'2 and submissive but not blonde

blue eyes tho

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>>696548071
postin masculine looking chicks

>>696548224
Auswitch/10

I'm gay. I don't want a girlfriend.

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>>696548381
Fuck yeah

>>696548313
yeah, she's been a catwalk model since she was 14 or 15

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>>696548425
>>696548381

I don't know how I feel about this...

>>696548396
cool

>>696548509
Netjes netjes

>>696528908

Sick fuck

>>696529692
All of my this. Fuck. Its great at first, and the freakiness will allow you to do all sorts of fucked fetishes, but fuck, it actually becomes a bother and hurts if youre fucking like, 6 times a day, EVERY FUCKING DAY. Fuck that shit. Im never dating a nympho ever again. Best as FWB.

>>696526403
a non-whore, because she's fucking everyone else, would be nice.

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>>696548550
is your boner getting confused?

>>696542481
It basically means "peace" or "Rock on"

I only know from sims 3 kek

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>>696548813
Yes...the shit is wrong with me?

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Selena Kyle pls

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>>696532886
pics or it didn't happen

>>696529692
It can be pretty fun depending on what kind of libido you have. For the first couple weeks I was down to fuck four or five times a day, but when she wants to fuck in LITERALLY EVERY SPARE MINUTE it quickly gets old. Believe it or not you can actually get sick of sex, and if you're fucking 6 times a day you quickly will.

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>>696548941
maybe this will make you feel more heterosexual about it

>>696548425
>>696548381
>>696547658
>>696548813
god yess

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>>696526403
That kind.

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she is just so perfect in every way

>>696548381
>>696548425
>>696548638
>>696548813
This makes the horny teenager in me very happy.

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Pic related

>>696549133
It does. She has nice titties. What's her name anon?

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>>696528908

>>696549272
I wouldn't mind a horny teenager in me right now

>>696542529
this

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>>696549392
I think she modelled as Olga a while back

but then so did nearly every other Ukranian chick

image search should turn up loads of her sets

>>696536047
Since love is a caring sort of emotion and not just a spoil me and give me everything thats perfect to me that i dont really deserve sort of thing, Id have to say this girl and what i assume her traits to be (eccentric and stuff). I need her to be weird.

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>>696526403
>I want a blonde, blue eyed, nordic angel.
>Preferably a little older than me, late twenties or so
>Good job, maybe a doctor or a scientist.
>Ideally she'd have access to advanced medical technology she could use to keep both of us healthy and young looking for the next two hundred years.
So... Mercy, basically.

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>>696528454
I feel u bro

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>>696526653
Or the 2D one to be real