These arent very good or funny.
Standard case of how women are treated in the military. Even if they're retarded they still get rewarded. And they know it and expect it now too. If you're a non white homosexual transgender in the military now, you might as well skip in rank to fucking a General cus you will do no wrong ever.
Holy shit i'm gonna go and test this out right now
>inb4 tits or gtfo
Been on near-obsessively since the Boston Bombings. Yes, I'm an INTJ. I get some good, honest laughs from /b/, love the white knight raids (Jerkin' Joes and the kid who didntknooooo) and think that what was done for Dusty the Cat was an extremely proud moment in the history of 4chan.
Only rarely do I identify myself. It's simply not necessary most of the time. Also don't want to be called attention whore, be flooded with tits or gtfo, or other summer-level bullshit.
I also lurk in /pol/ and /int/. Might have to head over to /fit/ one day, stretch my cables.
The fact you are a mom is inconsequential to your post. Therefore it has been labeled as attention whoring. This negates your inb4.
In the interests of verification, were going to have to request Tits or GTFO. Failure to adhere to this request will brand you a summerfag and all of your future posts will be treated as bait.
>The fact you are a mom is inconsequential to your post. Therefore it has been labeled as attention whoring. This negates your inb4.
This. Identifying yourself in a way that is not relevant to your post is attention whoring. Just speaking as a Harvard business school grad who has been to the moon.
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Banana guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
I HAD A HORRIBLE DAY TODAY AND I USUALLY COME FROM WORK AND MAKE A YLYL THREAD AND THEN WHENEVER I SEE THIS BANANA I JUST WALK UP TO MY WIFE AND BEAT HER INFRONT OF THE CHILDREN, U AND THAT BANANA ARE THE REASON WHY MY LIFE IS IN SUCH A SHIT STATE, U TELL MY WIFE U ARE THE REASON FOR THE PAIN I BRING HER, YOU ARE THE REASON YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU AND THAT FUCKING BANANA GOD FUCKING FUCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hey you're right, i never noticed that. thanks lori
guys can you crack .winrar pass? xd i have oc porn with my gf but unable to crack it after years..
6) During natural disasters they all work together to make sure everyone lives; there's no price gouging nor mass thieves.
>7) Their divorce+infidelity rates are far lower than Euraberica-(where lifestyles cause middleage men to commit suicide and die poor)
8) Their media isn't as depraved as ours eg Tosh.0s 'black dildo fight' where a young boy got raped and in other videos ppl get killed.
>9) they actually get shit done instead of working 1/2hr or 2 half hr a day like in Ameroupe.
10) Highest IQs+lowest crime rate. Their lit doesn't glorify murder, suicide, crying, cheating or wallowing in sorrow-no Shakespeare, oedipus, nor such poetry)
>11) They never invaded a country for false flags like 9/11&nukes (occupation killed over 70,000 innocents+created enemies RN)
12) No Abrahamic laws to stop their progress in human bioengineering
>+Mao's leap killed < 1/2 the pop.% the GreatDepression did
We all lost to our good masters and mistresses; now let us serve them faithfully
WOOO!! Summers here
tits or gtfo
Also do this to your kid and post pics please. I need to expand my fap folder.