All right, faggots, let's do this!
You have the opportunity to get yourself a tiny girlfriend.
So fucking roll. Last three digits of your post tells you your companion!
the fuck is this
Alternately, you can reply and roll on the original post...
_______
All right, faggots, let's do this...
Last 3 digits of your post decides your fate.
No re-rolls. Anyone re-rolling is automatically given the number 998.
You are a Sparrowman -- a male Pixie.
Everything about you is the same -- if you're an inconsiderate douche in real life, you're just as bad as a Sparrowman. You have your own skills and knowledge with logical adjustments (e.g., if you have your pilot's license, you are now a pilot of birds finch- through crow-class).
Your height is equal to the length of your dick times two divided by three.
>>696441944
Nice dubs, faggot.
>rolls
>>696441944
>>696442465
rolling for both, simultaneous like
>>696443720
Rolling, because I want that same one...
why not?
>>696441944
rollerino also checked
>>696444479
"loves motorcycles and loud cars like most human fags"
fucking kek
also: roll
>>696444479
god fucking damit
>>696441944
nillor
>>696442465
rolloing for this one instead
>>696441944
>>696441944
fockin roll
>>696441944
I've entertained stranger ideas on the internet. Rololol.
Why
roll on this faggotry.
>>696445046
fuck yeah
>>696442465
Aaannd now this one...
rerolling, that aint a girl
>>696445313
y knot?
one roll to rule them both...
>>696441944
rawl
>>696441944
Love me like a bomb
>>696441944
wat?
>>696441944
rollo
OP is a fag with a lot of time on his hands.
Rolling all the same.
╥
>>696441944
dubs
>>696441944
>>696442465
not sure what this is
>>696445911
Terrorist dubs.
qerfv
rollio
my life had no meaning until this moment
R
>>696441944
why not
>>696441944
>>696446372
>can be encouraged to do odd jobs around the house
well okay, then.
>>696446472
Reroll
>>696441944
Rolling..
why am i doing this?
what am i doing with my life?
>>696441944
rolling because autism
fgsfds
>>696446730
I think either of those are awesome.
Rollllll
rerollin cuz i dont want a fucking tiny gay fairy
>>696441944
rel
>>696441944
Rollity roll
>>696447026
Reroll because I want two.
>>696446961
fucking gay rerollllllllll
>>696441944
This is what I'm doing with my night rather than finding a real job.
>>696441944
>>696442465
This is new to me. Roll.
>>696442465
>>696442465
>>696442465
>>696442465
mom said i could be anything i wanted
i wanted to be a sparrowman
>>696441944
Rollin' in stollen and coming up crumby.
>>696447513
YESS
Rolling because I want the octopus mermaid wrapped around my dick.
Hoping for doubles because fucking maddog Redcaps, motherfuckers...
Rollerunio
>>696447723
>>696447513
score!
rolling
>>696447752
And so I begin with good fortune and pixie-made cookies, then end with weird pixie mother-daughter incest.
>>696441944
mne?
>>696442465
where the fuck did I go wrong that I'm not only rolling, but I find myself actually hoping I get a particular one?
>>696448327
must have done something right - got the one I wanted!
>>696441944
fuck
>>696442465
>>696442465
>>696442465
>>696442465
>>696442465
Fuck yeah! I want that little girl one with the hair
>>696441944
rollin' rollin' rollin
>>696441944
>>696442465
Rollin for both
>>696448622
Almost as good. I'll take it.
>>696441944
Roll
>>696448760
That's like a mother/daughter combo right there.
Rolling for both.
>>696441944
rollerino
Don't think I've encountered something so fucking gay.
I'm intrigued.
Rolling. For science.
>>696441944
(too-KEW-pee-ah)
roll again
rollinggg
>>696441944
what harm could come of it?
I want a tiny gf!
rollini
>>696441944
ROLLERINI
>>696442465
Roll
>>696441944
Rollan~
>>696441944
Rollingg
rollin.
JKRolling
scroll
roll baby
>>696441944
Rollarino
JKRolling again
rool
Roll me
rolll
Troll roll
>>696441944
roll
rolllllll
>>696442465
Wha wha rollan
Rollerino.
>>696441944
Roll.
Rell
>>696442465
Why the fuck not, rolling
dadwada
>>696441944
rolllll
>>696441944
Roll
Rollr
Wat
>>696441944
Raul.
>>696441944
rawlin
>>696442465
Fokkit
>>696442465
memes
Ur
might as well try
ROLL
>>696441944
rawl
>>696442465
So.. If I hit 999 I get Billy, but both the year visitations? Cause, I mean.. Those last two sound pretty good.
It's not like I have anything better to do
>>696442465
rawl
>>696441944
rgwrgregeggr
>>696441944
rolling
re roll
>>696455876
Fuck it, I got the rich bitch.
I'M OUT TO FJORDGAARD TO FUCK SOME FROSTY PUSSY, NIGGERS.
>>696441944
>>
roll
gregh
>>696441944
okay
>>696442465
Roll
rollin bo bollins
rollo
rollingg
G
>Rolling
rollingg
Gg
>>696441944
Reoll
>>696441944
roll
rollingg
Ggg
rollingg
Gggg
rollingg
Ggggg
R11l
rolliolli
>>696442465
rolo
Fuck it, roll
no fuck u
R
Rolling.
Idk
shieeeet
Role
rol
>>696441944
rolling faggort
>>696441944
Rolling because boredom
>>696441944
idk rolling
>>696441944
rawling
rolll
Rolll
>>696441944
rollan
>>696441944
>>696441944
rolling for both
Gagagdjfksbsks
the fuk, rulling
Rolling the joint
uck is this
r
>>696441944
Roll, why not.
>>696441944
rolleroo
Rollen
>>696441944
roling for rape
Rollě
>>696460021
Fuck reroll
>>696441944
rollololol
>>696441944
asdf
>>696441944
welp. why the fuck not. roll.
olo
>>696442465
Rollé
Sure
>>696441944
Ech
Rollo
>>696442465
wat am i
>>696441944
Roll-a-rino
>>696441944
You got it fag
Rollerino
>>696441944
role
well shit why not
I am roll goooo
fuck it, rolling again
Roll because it's the roll I need and deserve but don't need to deserve to need
>>696441944
rollin nigaaassssss
relelel
>>696441944
roll
>>696441944
Hey why not.
Lol wut?
>>696441944
krol
>>696441944
roll
>>696442465
Rolling
>>696441944
nigger faggot
Sure.
Roll l l
>>696441944
Rolllll
reroll
>>696441944
The duck..
>>696441944
r-r-r-r-rolll
rolling for the bible
Rollin like a chopped off testicle
>>696442465
Meh
>>696462160
reroll
>>696441944
>>696442465
R-roll
>>696442465
the fuck is this
JOEY coco DIAZ
Roll 135
rolll
Rollroy
>>696441944
rollin rollin rollin rollin
>>696442465
And again
>>696441944
What sort of weeaboo faggotry is this?
>>696441944
>TFW all you want is a Georgia
xm
rollll
no posting minigirls.
Rollio
>>696441944
Rollin for octopus girl
Rolo
rollerino
>>696441944
rollinn
this looks really fucking gay but I'll do it anyways
>>696441944
roll
Rick roll
>>696442465
rolll
Roll for me
>>696441944
I might be happy
Rolling for muh wife
Fuck it, rolling
>>696441944
rollin
Bring it
>>696466642
fuck
Yeah, sure. I'll spear one of these bitches with my dick
Rooo
what the hell is this
>>696442465
>>696441944
rollin
what the hell is this shit
>>696441944
Rell
>>696442465
Roll
K
kjhkhkh
>>696441944
rollin
eeeeeeet
rolling the stone
>>696441944
bowwlin
>>696442465
roll for this instead
Please
>>696441944
rollerino
Rlkight