All right, faggots, let's do this! You have the opportunity

the fuck is this

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Alternately, you can reply and roll on the original post...

_______


All right, faggots, let's do this...

Last 3 digits of your post decides your fate.

No re-rolls. Anyone re-rolling is automatically given the number 998.


You are a Sparrowman -- a male Pixie.

Everything about you is the same -- if you're an inconsiderate douche in real life, you're just as bad as a Sparrowman. You have your own skills and knowledge with logical adjustments (e.g., if you have your pilot's license, you are now a pilot of birds finch- through crow-class).

Your height is equal to the length of your dick times two divided by three.

>>696441944
Nice dubs, faggot.

>rolls

>>696441944
>>696442465
rolling for both, simultaneous like

>>696443720
Rolling, because I want that same one...

why not?

>>696441944
rollerino also checked

>>696444479
"loves motorcycles and loud cars like most human fags"

fucking kek

also: roll

>>696444479
god fucking damit

>>696441944
nillor

>>696442465
rolloing for this one instead

>>696441944
>>696441944
fockin roll

>>696441944
I've entertained stranger ideas on the internet. Rololol.

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Why

roll on this faggotry.

>>696445046
fuck yeah

>>696442465
Aaannd now this one...

rerolling, that aint a girl

>>696445313
y knot?

one roll to rule them both...

>>696441944
rawl

>>696441944
Love me like a bomb

>>696441944
wat?

>>696441944
rollo

OP is a fag with a lot of time on his hands.

Rolling all the same.

╥

>>696441944
dubs

>>696441944
>>696442465
not sure what this is

>>696445911
Terrorist dubs.

qerfv

rollio

my life had no meaning until this moment

>>696441944
ok

R

>>696441944
why not

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>>696441944

>>696446372
>can be encouraged to do odd jobs around the house

well okay, then.

>>696446472
Reroll

>>696441944
Rolling..

why am i doing this?
what am i doing with my life?

>>696441944
rolling because autism

fgsfds

>>696446730
I think either of those are awesome.

Rollllll

rerollin cuz i dont want a fucking tiny gay fairy

>>696441944
rel

>>696441944
Rollity roll

>>696447026
Reroll because I want two.

>>696446961
fucking gay rerollllllllll

>>696441944

This is what I'm doing with my night rather than finding a real job.

>>696441944
>>696442465
This is new to me. Roll.

>>696442465
>>696442465
>>696442465
>>696442465

mom said i could be anything i wanted

i wanted to be a sparrowman

>>696441944
K

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>>696441944
Rollin' in stollen and coming up crumby.

>>696447513
YESS

Rolling because I want the octopus mermaid wrapped around my dick.

Hoping for doubles because fucking maddog Redcaps, motherfuckers...

Rollerunio

>>696447723
>>696447513

score!

rolling

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>>696447752
And so I begin with good fortune and pixie-made cookies, then end with weird pixie mother-daughter incest.

>>696441944
mne?

>>696442465

where the fuck did I go wrong that I'm not only rolling, but I find myself actually hoping I get a particular one?

>>696448327

must have done something right - got the one I wanted!

>>696441944
fuck

>>696442465
>>696442465
>>696442465
>>696442465
>>696442465


Fuck yeah! I want that little girl one with the hair

>>696441944
rollin' rollin' rollin

>>696441944
>>696442465
Rollin for both

>>696448622
Almost as good. I'll take it.

>>696441944
Roll

>>696448760
That's like a mother/daughter combo right there.

Rolling for both.

>>696441944

>>696441944
rollerino

Don't think I've encountered something so fucking gay.

I'm intrigued.

Rolling. For science.

>>696441944

(too-KEW-pee-ah)

roll again

rollinggg

>>696441944
what harm could come of it?

I want a tiny gf!

rollini

>>696441944
ROLLERINI

>>696442465
Roll

>>696441944
Rollan~

>>696441944
Rollingg

rollin.

JKRolling

scroll

roll baby

>>696441944
Rollarino

JKRolling again

rool

Roll me

rolll

Troll roll

>>696441944
roll

rolllllll

>>696442465
Wha wha rollan

Rollerino.

>>696441944
Roll.

Rell

>>696442465
Why the fuck not, rolling

dadwada

>>696441944
rolllll

>>696441944
Roll

Rollr

Wat

>>696441944
Raul.

>>696441944
rawlin

>>696442465
Fokkit

>>696442465
memes

Ur

might as well try
ROLL

>>696441944
rawl

>>696442465
So.. If I hit 999 I get Billy, but both the year visitations? Cause, I mean.. Those last two sound pretty good.

It's not like I have anything better to do

>>696442465
rawl

>>696441944
rgwrgregeggr

>>696441944
rolling

re roll

>>696455876
Fuck it, I got the rich bitch.

I'M OUT TO FJORDGAARD TO FUCK SOME FROSTY PUSSY, NIGGERS.

>>696441944
>>
roll

gregh

>>696441944
okay

>>696442465
Roll

rollin bo bollins

rollo

rollingg
G

>Rolling

rollingg
Gg

>>696441944
Reoll

>>696441944
roll

rollingg
Ggg

rollingg
Gggg

rollingg
Ggggg

R11l

rolliolli

>>696442465
rolo

Fuck it, roll

no fuck u

R

Rolling.

Idk

shieeeet

Role

rol

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>>696441944
rolling faggort

>>696441944
Rolling because boredom

>>696441944
idk rolling

>>696441944
rawling

rolll

Rolll

>>696441944
rollan

>>696441944
>>696441944
rolling for both

Gagagdjfksbsks

the fuk, rulling

Rolling the joint

uck is this

r

>>696441944
Roll, why not.

>>696441944
rolleroo

Rollen

>>696441944
roling for rape

>>696441944
>>696442465

Rollě

>>696460021
Fuck reroll

>>696441944
rollololol

>>696441944
asdf

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>>696441944
welp. why the fuck not. roll.

olo

>>696442465
Rollé

Sure

>>696441944
Ech

Rollo

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>>696442465
wat am i

>>696441944
Roll-a-rino

>>696441944
You got it fag

Rollerino

>>696441944
role

well shit why not

I am roll goooo

fuck it, rolling again

Roll because it's the roll I need and deserve but don't need to deserve to need

>>696441944
rollin nigaaassssss

relelel

>>696441944
roll

>>696441944
Hey why not.

>>696441944
>>696442465
leggo

Lol wut?

>>696441944
krol

>>696441944
roll

>>696442465
Rolling

>>696441944
nigger faggot

Sure.

Roll l l
>>696441944
Rolllll

reroll

>>696441944
The duck..

>>696441944
ok

>>696441944
r-r-r-r-rolll

rolling for the bible

Rollin like a chopped off testicle

>>696442465
Meh

>>696462160
reroll

>>696441944
>>696442465
R-roll

>>696442465
the fuck is this

JOEY coco DIAZ

Roll 135

rolll

Rollroy

>>696441944
rollin rollin rollin rollin

>>696442465
And again

>>696441944
What sort of weeaboo faggotry is this?

>>696441944
>TFW all you want is a Georgia

xm

rollll

no posting minigirls.

Rollio

>>696441944
Rollin for octopus girl

Rolo

rollerino

>>696441944
rollinn

this looks really fucking gay but I'll do it anyways

>>696441944
roll

Rick roll

>>696442465
rolll

Roll for me

>>696441944
I might be happy

Rolling for muh wife

Fuck it, rolling

>>696441944
rollin

Bring it

>>696466642
fuck

Yeah, sure. I'll spear one of these bitches with my dick

Rooo

what the hell is this

>>696442465
>>696441944
rollin

what the hell is this shit

>>696441944
Rell

>>696442465
Roll

K

kjhkhkh

>>696441944
rollin

eeeeeeet

rolling the stone

>>696441944
bowwlin

>>696442465
roll for this instead

Please

>>696441944
rollerino

Rlkight