All right, faggots, let's do this!
You have the opportunity to get yourself a tiny girlfriend.
So fucking roll. Last three digits of your post tells you your companion!
Alternately, you can reply and roll on the original post...
All right, faggots, let's do this...
Last 3 digits of your post decides your fate.
No re-rolls. Anyone re-rolling is automatically given the number 998.
You are a Sparrowman -- a male Pixie.
Everything about you is the same -- if you're an inconsiderate douche in real life, you're just as bad as a Sparrowman. You have your own skills and knowledge with logical adjustments (e.g., if you have your pilot's license, you are now a pilot of birds finch- through crow-class).
Your height is equal to the length of your dick times two divided by three.
Rollin' in stollen and coming up crumby.
And so I begin with good fortune and pixie-made cookies, then end with weird pixie mother-daughter incest.