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All right, faggots, let's do this! You have the opportunity

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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All right, faggots, let's do this!

You have the opportunity to get yourself a tiny girlfriend.

So fucking roll. Last three digits of your post tells you your companion!
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the fuck is this
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Alternately, you can reply and roll on the original post...

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All right, faggots, let's do this...

Last 3 digits of your post decides your fate.

No re-rolls. Anyone re-rolling is automatically given the number 998.


You are a Sparrowman -- a male Pixie.

Everything about you is the same -- if you're an inconsiderate douche in real life, you're just as bad as a Sparrowman. You have your own skills and knowledge with logical adjustments (e.g., if you have your pilot's license, you are now a pilot of birds finch- through crow-class).

Your height is equal to the length of your dick times two divided by three.
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>>696441944
Nice dubs, faggot.

>rolls
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>>696441944
>>696442465
rolling for both, simultaneous like
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>>696443720
Rolling, because I want that same one...
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why not?
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>>696441944
rollerino also checked
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>>696444479
"loves motorcycles and loud cars like most human fags"

fucking kek

also: roll
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>>696444479
god fucking damit
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>>696441944
nillor
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>>696442465
rolloing for this one instead
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>>696441944
>>696441944
fockin roll
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>>696441944
I've entertained stranger ideas on the internet. Rololol.
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Why
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roll on this faggotry.
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>>696445046
fuck yeah
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>>696442465
Aaannd now this one...
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rerolling, that aint a girl
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>>696445313
y knot?

one roll to rule them both...
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>>696441944
rawl
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>>696441944
Love me like a bomb
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>>696441944
wat?
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>>696441944
rollo
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OP is a fag with a lot of time on his hands.

Rolling all the same.
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>>696441944
dubs
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>>696441944
>>696442465
not sure what this is
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>>696445911
Terrorist dubs.
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qerfv
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rollio
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my life had no meaning until this moment
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>>696441944
ok
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R
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>>696441944
why not
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>>696441944
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>>696446372
>can be encouraged to do odd jobs around the house

well okay, then.
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>>696446472
Reroll
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>>696441944
Rolling..
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why am i doing this?
what am i doing with my life?
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>>696441944
rolling because autism
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fgsfds
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>>696446730
I think either of those are awesome.
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Rollllll
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rerollin cuz i dont want a fucking tiny gay fairy
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>>696441944
rel
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>>696441944
Rollity roll
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>>696447026
Reroll because I want two.
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>>696446961
fucking gay rerollllllllll
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>>696441944

This is what I'm doing with my night rather than finding a real job.
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>>696441944
>>696442465
This is new to me. Roll.
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>>696442465
>>696442465
>>696442465
>>696442465

mom said i could be anything i wanted

i wanted to be a sparrowman
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>>696441944
K
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>>696441944
Rollin' in stollen and coming up crumby.
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>>696447513
YESS
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Rolling because I want the octopus mermaid wrapped around my dick.

Hoping for doubles because fucking maddog Redcaps, motherfuckers...
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Rollerunio
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>>696447723
>>696447513

score!

rolling
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>>696447752
And so I begin with good fortune and pixie-made cookies, then end with weird pixie mother-daughter incest.
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>>696441944
mne?
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>>696442465

where the fuck did I go wrong that I'm not only rolling, but I find myself actually hoping I get a particular one?
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>>696448327

must have done something right - got the one I wanted!
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>>696441944
fuck
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>>696442465
>>696442465
>>696442465
>>696442465
>>696442465


Fuck yeah! I want that little girl one with the hair
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>>696441944
rollin' rollin' rollin
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>>696441944
>>696442465
Rollin for both
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>>696448622
Almost as good. I'll take it.
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>>696441944
Roll
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>>696448760
That's like a mother/daughter combo right there.

Rolling for both.
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>>696441944
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>>696441944
rollerino
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Don't think I've encountered something so fucking gay.

I'm intrigued.

Rolling. For science.
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>>696441944

(too-KEW-pee-ah)
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roll again
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rollinggg
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>>696441944
what harm could come of it?
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I want a tiny gf!
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rollini
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>>696441944
ROLLERINI
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>>696442465
Roll
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>>696441944
Rollan~
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>>696441944
Rollingg
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rollin.
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JKRolling
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scroll
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roll baby
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>>696441944
Rollarino
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JKRolling again
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rool
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Roll me
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rolll
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Troll roll
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>>696441944
roll
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rolllllll
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>>696442465
Wha wha rollan
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Rollerino.
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>>696441944
Roll.
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Rell
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>>696442465
Why the fuck not, rolling
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dadwada
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>>696441944
rolllll
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>>696441944
Roll
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Rollr
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Wat
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>>696441944
Raul.
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>>696441944
rawlin
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>>696442465
Fokkit
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>>696442465
memes
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Ur
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might as well try
ROLL
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>>696441944
rawl
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>>696442465
So.. If I hit 999 I get Billy, but both the year visitations? Cause, I mean.. Those last two sound pretty good.
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It's not like I have anything better to do
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>>696442465
rawl
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>>696441944
rgwrgregeggr
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>>696441944
rolling
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re roll
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>>696455876
Fuck it, I got the rich bitch.

I'M OUT TO FJORDGAARD TO FUCK SOME FROSTY PUSSY, NIGGERS.
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>>696441944
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roll
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gregh
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>>696441944
okay
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>>696442465
Roll
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rollin bo bollins
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rollo
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rollingg
G
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>Rolling
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rollingg
Gg
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>>696441944
Reoll
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>>696441944
roll
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rollingg
Ggg
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rollingg
Gggg
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rollingg
Ggggg
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R11l
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rolliolli
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>>696442465
rolo
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Fuck it, roll
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no fuck u
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R
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Rolling.
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Idk
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shieeeet
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Role
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rol
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>>696441944
rolling faggort
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>>696441944
Rolling because boredom
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>>696441944
idk rolling
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>>696441944
rawling
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rolll
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Rolll
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>>696441944
rollan
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>>696441944
>>696441944
rolling for both
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Gagagdjfksbsks
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the fuk, rulling
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Rolling the joint
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uck is this
>>
r
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>>696441944
Roll, why not.
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>>696441944
rolleroo
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Rollen
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>>696441944
roling for rape
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>>696441944
>>696442465
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Rollě
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>>696460021
Fuck reroll
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>>696441944
rollololol
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>>696441944
asdf
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>>696441944
welp. why the fuck not. roll.
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olo
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>>696442465
Rollé
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Sure
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>>696441944
Ech
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Rollo
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>>696442465
wat am i
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>>696441944
Roll-a-rino
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>>696441944
You got it fag
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Rollerino
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>>696441944
role
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well shit why not
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I am roll goooo
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fuck it, rolling again
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Roll because it's the roll I need and deserve but don't need to deserve to need
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>>696441944
rollin nigaaassssss
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relelel
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>>696441944
roll
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>>696441944
Hey why not.
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>>696441944
>>696442465
leggo
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Lol wut?
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>>696441944
krol
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>>696441944
roll
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>>696442465
Rolling
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>>696441944
nigger faggot
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Sure.
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Roll l l
>>696441944
Rolllll
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reroll
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>>696441944
The duck..
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>>696441944
ok
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>>696441944
r-r-r-r-rolll
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rolling for the bible
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Rollin like a chopped off testicle
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>>696442465
Meh
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>>696462160
reroll
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>>696441944
>>696442465
R-roll
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>>696442465
the fuck is this
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JOEY coco DIAZ
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Roll 135
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rolll
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Rollroy
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>>696441944
rollin rollin rollin rollin
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>>696442465
And again
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>>696441944
What sort of weeaboo faggotry is this?
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>>696441944
>TFW all you want is a Georgia
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xm
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rollll
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no posting minigirls.
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Rollio
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>>696441944
Rollin for octopus girl
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Rolo
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rollerino
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>>696441944
rollinn
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this looks really fucking gay but I'll do it anyways
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>>696441944
roll
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Rick roll
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>>696442465
rolll
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Roll for me
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>>696441944
I might be happy
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Rolling for muh wife
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Fuck it, rolling
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>>696441944
rollin
>>
Bring it
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>>696466642
fuck
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Yeah, sure. I'll spear one of these bitches with my dick
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Rooo
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what the hell is this
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>>696442465
>>696441944
rollin
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what the hell is this shit
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>>696441944
Rell
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>>696442465
Roll
>>
K
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kjhkhkh
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>>696441944
rollin
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eeeeeeet
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rolling the stone
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>>696441944
bowwlin
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>>696442465
roll for this instead
>>
Please
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>>696441944
rollerino
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Rlkight
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