watching breaking bad for the second time for a sec while waiting for a nigga to get back from buying booze so we can play gta
he left this morning
its a secret
in some ways its total shit. like the servers and the community. but you are right this update is pretty fun when you arent getting rammed of the track by children.
we had some nice times. was good.
we didn't take any really lewd pics so you will never know what happened. maybe we just held hands.
sometimes they do
got sick of the "add expensive cars and no new heists"
races are good but still want new harder heists.
they were the best thing in the game
>perfect twink finds perfect twink a million brazilion quadgilion miles away
>both actually able to meet in person
>you get nothing fuck you
yea no lewds
well watchu want fam we took pics but not too lewd
at first they were hard because nobody knew the tricks and stuff but now shits just easy. need some really hard ones and not just "more enimies" or anything. i wana see interesting shit
Dont post pics, jealousy will only increase and I will leave if you do.
Why can't I just have the image of some lewd handholding in my head? Guys stop ruining the illusion.
okay i wont.
why dont you have a bf yet tho?
i have pics of cute hand holding
All this talk of hand holding. It's too lewd for me.
I am undesirable and unattractive.
I rather just do autistic things like look at space.
Having interests makes you desirable though~
It doesnt matter if I am fat. Yes, I exercise but apparently that means fuckall.
you are already miles ahead of most people if you take care of your body
My interests lay in the spectrum of autistic.
Because I have to touch myself at night.
People would rather date a fat guy.
i dont believe you
nobody likes fat people
you talking about an ex or some shit?
You....aren't holding hands in that.
Still good enough to sate my appetites, though.
Well with that attitude I would cuck you too. Shit at least a nigger would treat me like a woman!
I have never been with anyone I am a perma-virgin.
I just figured that was argument enough honestly....
if you convince yourself you are then you are. but its pretty easy to get some fuk. especially if you arent fat.
This is untrue.
I have had people lead me on and at the last second laugh and tell me "Who would ever date you"
>"I... Id date you if you were single"
>Hear the break in the voice revealing the obvious lie
clap clap clap
If you take care of your body and have interests, there's plenty of people out there for you. :3
There we go! So lewd.
Doesn't it get annoying wearing those outfits so much? Leg warmers I can "kind" of understand if they aren't too scratchy and warm, but those outfits look legit uncomfortable.
Na, my skin is gloriously white and my eyes are a shimmering blue. I am a god.
Ha, faggot. Jokes on you, I'm straight!
Yeah, I am bored....
I dont fucking like niggers.
I am as well, but I'm just tall as fuck.
My personal experience is the opposite. But I'm not much of a dating guy, more of a one night stand guy till I find the proverbial one for me.
Slavs have blond hair as well.
I dont care
for sure. but its still pretty easy to find a nice person if you look
eh i find it pretty comfy
wouldn't wear for too long but i dont even like wearing anything unless i have to
pantsu all the way
im tall as fuck too
There is no one, much like how when you look to the heavens and wonder are there alien beings who look up from those stars and wonder the same.
The answer is no
There is nothing out there but lights and darkness.
I should wear panties more often
They may be well hidden but they're out there somewhere
>one night stands
I like friends with benefits, it's the best of both worlds~
Yeah, my blonde hair as a kid turned more dirty dishwasher and finally brown as I grew. But it is alright, I don't mind. Makes my eyes stand out more.
Same reason other faggots are here: To talk to people. Mainly a couple faggots I enjoy the company of, such as Fool.
I am 100$ certain I could drink that much in one night's worth.
ive felt the feel for 99% of my life and im sure ill feel it again one day
im 6'2 but i get extra height points for looking good in skirts n shit
That doesnt make up for being a neckbeard.
Only way you can be that tall and get bonus points for skirts is if they are kilts. Just saying.
Sure, whatever you say, mate.
Sadly my job doesn't allow me to grow my beard anymore, otherwise I would look like a nord again.
Im sure you think your fedora makes you look classy too.
Nonsense, everyone should wear skirts :3
My nigger! Want to get together and compare tartans?
Jesus fuck, why would I wear a fedora? Look, kid, whatever you think I am, I ain't.
I'm a bike riding, blue collar working, callous handed bastard. Makes jerking off somewhat painful at times, actually.
ive only known maya for a year
before then it was same feels. and im pretty sure we wont last forever because nothing does.
then im back to the feels. im just proof its possible to find someone
faggot be more feminine
Don't let that stop you, skirts are cute on everyone~
oh hi. now explain this ear air thing
Sadly it doesn't fit anymore. I lost weight.
Need to get a new one.
well you said you didn't want sluts..
i just went for some slut before i realized they are all boring. and you didn't
its still the same shit
Not exactly the kind of 'kilt' I was hoping for honestly. Ah well.
why you gotta reverse meow me like that
I approve. Scotland Forever, bb~
Not all sluts are boring though
why you up so late?
I am just watching the tele. being the couch potato that i am
I dont care if the person is boring or if I like them, I just want sex.
But I dont want a slut.
I'll not go into detail but was just gonna keep myself, ahem, "busy" for a few hours, cause apparently I can't sleep at normal times. So probably heading to bed soon
Watching anything good?
Classic lazy cat behaviour~
"Busy", as in reading the Bible. I follow ya
try cute shit
i do actually have a famliy tartan and shit though but no kilt
i dont like sluts anymore
so you want casual sex but dont want a slut?
what time is it like 12 for you?
just bojack horseman right now.
classic bloated lazy fat cat behavior
Well cheers to that then. Anyway, I am going to go pass out now. Have a good one.
What if they're sluts exclusively for you?
Not by my religion, it wasn't~
did kitty eat too much fish
thats not what being a slut is tho
thats just some kinky term or whatever.
then thats fine but i dont like real "sluts" who get a different bf every month and shit
should try it.
i didn't think i would like it but.. ay
look at me now
oh thats right! 5 days out of town right?
i ate too much everything because fat
How are you tonight?
Ah screw time, I'm unemployed :D Though we'll see about that soon...
I think I'll go sleep now, please blow some more air into my (left) ear in about 16 hours so I can wake up properly
yea not with that attitude they wont
but if you play your cards right you will find someone. because you aren't fat
its not like its hard to try it
get some cheap ass shit from china see if you like it
Teach you? I'll start by giving you something to worship~
True. I'm indecisive about a lot of things but not who I date
fat kitties are cute kitties
All my cute clothes are cheap shit from China, definitely the best way to do it :3
People just dont like me, also im too autistic.
Yep yep. Loving life eating at amazing places. I had baked ziti today at a great Italian restaurant for dinner, and lunch was a conch fritters! But I really miss my kitchen. And cooking.
yea real sluts are bad
>definitely the best way to do it
some stuff is fine but other stuff i cant cheap out on. like socks.. cheap ones are terrible. good ones or gtfo
but they might be autistic too it will be cute
Oh? That's the SNES one right? Very nice.
I got Pokemon Stadium 2 from Leauge when I visited.
I got him a GBA system and Final Fantasy Tactics
Yeah I guess I did.
The GBA was pretty beaten up and had lots of internal damage from a leaking battery. I managed to fix it up though.
oh gosh that sounds pretty good! ive had an insatiable hunger for something but i dont know what it is
Ate one battery contact and the start and select buttons. I had to remove the contact, clean it up, cover it with solder and touch up the board quite a bit.
Not heavily, but steadily. I love it.
And cheap Chinese stockings rip so easily :<
:3 it's true~ and cute kitties get cuddles
Mmm, conch fritters. Haven't had those since the Bahamas and now I want them
i like the rain too. heavy or light its just nice.
well i sure do like them cuddle
I'm already starting to hate cream of wheat but I haven't even gotten to the point where I'll need to choose it out of necessity.
Ooh, sockdreams. I do need to get something from there~
Is the collar from collar factory?
Good. Then get in my bed for actual innocent cuddles