REKT thread

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>>696404374

>>696404703
is this a rekt or a creepshot thread?
> confused boner is confused

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>>696404982
Yeah creeping or rekt, if both combined, thats the best

>>696404982
That's a man anyways

>>696405761
So? There's a huge lack of gay creep threads on this board

>>696405192
> oh no we started some shit against a single person for no reason.
> Chimpout MODE ENGAGED.
> Calling in reinforcements.

>>696405192
Every time a nigger starts getting their ass kicked they all jump in. Pussies ...

>>696407555
>niggers

Also nice trips

>>696407945
If anyone knows what this guy is trying to do, please let me know.

>>696408078

he was trying to feel if there were any bullets coming out the end

>>696407945
>responsible gun owner.

>>696408476
Shit! I forgot to close the door!

>>696404374
what the fuck did he think was going to happen

>>696407920
I hate niggers (all black people)

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>>696408258
LOL

>>696406482
no, no there isn't

>>696405192
FIGHT FIGHT, BLACK VS WHITE, IF THE NIGGA DON'T WIN, WE ALL JUMP IN.

Does some anon has rape footage ?

>>696408497
>around coons, never clown

>>696407920
Be fair. If your friend was getting their ass kicked, you'd probably help, or at least attempt to stop the fight.

>>696409246
That's why negro bitches don't fuck with mexican bitches.

>>696404982
keked

>>696409246
cute young latina feet

>>696404703
DELETE THIS

t. German government

>>696409438
not >>696407920 but if my friends started it they're finishing it, im not getting dragged into their horseshit. however if someone else starts it, im ending it with a few bullets.

>>696409246
This is a fair fight because niggers always throw the cheap shot

>>696409818
pussy

>>696408497
unlike the europeans the coon fights for his lebenraum who has not been given to him by the god but conquered without scruples and mercy. god i love the coon.

>>696404703
Does this faggot have palsy or some shit?

>>696409664
Fuck off pervert

>>696410069
how so?

>>696407945
Possible laz0r with pressure toggle close to trigger.

>>696409246
I remember this story. That latina had been bullying the other girl for months, spitting on her, dumping food on her, and the other girl was trying to confront her bully to try to make her stop.

>>696404703
Story?

>>696409818
> im ending it with a few bullets

a real gangster lol

>>696410460
why risk my life in a fist fight. far easier and safer to just kill them. probably saving someone else's life down the line too

>>696410339
because u use a gun to settle a dispute

probably a pencil dick weeaboo

Anyone have the vid of the guy cutting his tip off

>>696410914
wtf u mean his tip

>>696410914
When you were little did you ever think you would ask this question at some point in your life?

>>696410869
why does every anti-gun #blacklivesmatter tumblrina want to know the size of my dick? im not going to show any of you so stop asking

>>696411038
His dick, retard.

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>>696404374

>>696411102
no, good point.

>>696407945
why don't check 'em in da head

Anyone has dead women?

>>696408120
I've never understood why the guy didn't just shoot it as soon as it charged him. He tried clapping because I assume he hoped the noise would scare it away? But if he fired just at the ground it would (A) be much louder and maybe scare it off and (B) he has his gun out and doesn't have to get kicked in the face if the noise doesn't scare it off.

>>696411348
HOLY FUCcING MAXIMUM KEKS

>>696411233
I'm not anti-gun, I'm just anti-pussy

>>696408264

>noguns faggot

>>696410406
Yeah, sure...

>>696411812
kek'd

>>696408120
For some reason I felt better about this after finding out it's a camel and not a moose

>>696411348
I cannot think of a good reason to do this

>>696411812
well at least now i know why you want to see my dick.

>>696405192
I become more racist bvy the minute...

>>696408258
kek

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>>696408497

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>>696411991

>>696409246
maybe tha black chick maybe is latina as well

>>696405192
Niggers never ever fight 1 on 1

>>696412016
That is one repulsive asshole

>>696411694
this

>>696411991
Quality material for a rekt thread?

>>696408078
shoot his hand

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>>696409687

kc-tier post tbh fam

>>696408497
My favorite part is in the last couple frames you can see the head of the broom go flying off. The man failed

>>696408078
He was trying to test a laser sight that you see by lightly pulling the trigger

>>696409818
So youd help strangers but not your friends? Nice...

>>696405192
Fucking cowards.

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I'll never understand why retards try to kill themselves by jumping off of bridges into water...you're not hitting something like concrete and you almost never die.

>>696409246
damn, I like how they bumped titties

>>696412016
got what he deserved

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>>696411971
being this noob<

>>696413124
Because most of the time they really don't want to die, they only seek attention.

>>696412910
There's no reason you couldn't do this up against a wall.

Darwinism award.

>>696411348
The heavily bandaged finger just invites more questions.

>>696413124
Falling from that height is like hitting concrete

>>696413318
test run?

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>>696412483
thats really effective cool post

>>696412483
that is sort of impressive.

>>696411671
LOL, fat fucking piece of garbage

>>696408665
kek'd

>>696413355

It's water you fag. It's not solid.

>>696412254
true

>>696413583
>2016
>not understanding simple physics

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>>696410914
This?

>>696413124
Are you fucking retarded? From a bridge that high it is literally like hitting concrete.

>>696413089
re-read it. i said i won't help my friend if THEY start the fight. if my friend is stupid enough to think that they can start shit with people because i'm there, then they are both wrong and no longer my friend. i have enough woes in my life without being around people that would put me in physical danger for their ego. some one else attacking them is a completely different story.

>>696413583
Not same Anon. But at the speed and force you hit the water, it will do the same effect

>>696413583
>doesn't know about water tension
>hasn't been past the 5th grade in school
Nigger detected.

>>696413124
Hitting water fast enough does the same damage as hitting concrete. He's almost certainly dead on impact

>>696413760
Gets me every fucking time

>>696413731
This. Surface tension is a thing

>>696405192
fucking nigger sub-animals

>>696413769

>literally like

L2English you fucking homo.

Which is it? Literally hitting concrete? Or like hitting concrete?

Fucking Millennials.

>>696413647
thankful that red arrow was there, almost missed it

>>696412483
i fear this every time i take a shit

>>696404703
Nice tits

>>696413731

Oh of course. That explains why diving is a sport.

>go back to school, retard.

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>>696409246

>>696413583

Fill up a huge bucket with water.

Slap the surface hard as you can with the back of your hand a few dozen times.

Don't worry it's not solid

>>696414078
troll harder fag

>>696414034
It's a dude

>>696413862

As fucking if.

Maybe they should build roads with water, then? No?

>>696413124
Its called high diving fag its an olympic event

>>696414129

Thank you! It is a fluid. Very soft.

>>696413760
YES

>>696414205
Oh my god

>>696414205

Troll Physics

> he's bringing it back

>>696408497

If you watch closely just after 0:04 it puts it's left paw up as a "sorry" when it realizes it's a human with a broom and not a predator.

Kinda rude on the guy's part tbh.

>>696414304

Emolympics.

>>696405192
Of course other chimps jump in. Can't fight their own battles.

>>696413583
yeah but in the position he felt down he probably broke his spine

>>696411671
pokemon go, a wild snorlax appears!

>>696405192
niggas cant have a fair fight can they

>>696413124
can't believe all the idiots still falling for this bait.
>>696413355
>>696413769
>>696413862

>>696410325
>current board

>>696404703
Fucking video is so bad it makes me more nauseous than the blood...

>>696405192
monkey style nig fu vs Jew jit sue

>>696408476
Hit by a car on a vacant street?

>>696409246
Nice small feet

>>696412016
selfmade hemorrhoids surgeon

>>696413355
>>696413238
Falling for this old bait

>>696413647
>Is that a bomb? let me kick it to make sure

>>696411971
that my friend is a fantastically underrated post, thank you

>>696408476
"I believe I can fly".webm

>>696413922
>tries to grammar nazi
>doesn't understand grammar
the words 'literally' and 'like' are not opposites. you are correct that using both is typically frowned upon, but doing so is not grammatically incorrect. while him saying 'hitting water from that height is like hitting concrete' would be more acceptable, your suggestion of using only one had the possible answer of 'hitting water from that height is literally hitting concrete' which is factually incorrect. why not try to find something to actually dislike about him before you try to make things up next time?

>>696411763
Because he probably wasn't wearing ear protection and didn't want to fire his gun. Because he might have been in an area where shooting his gun would lead to an investigation, so he didnt want to do it unless necessary. Because any noise that frightens the animal has a 50/50 chance of either triggering the fight or the flight response, so it's better to make sure the animal knows it's you making the noise and that you're being dominant rather than just scaring it with a loud bang that it can't comprehend.

>>696414596

You probably thought you weren't going to die today. Surprise!

>>696412483

I bet that smells like shit

>>696408497
Srry, flashback.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4c7m-EhQhFU

>>696414399
10/10 across the board

>>696405192
fucking obamanogs cant fight fair

>>696414304
less than 90 ft compared to over 200.

>>696412024
+1
Try working with some. Although its mostly the stupid that I hate... ya you know... those stereotypes didn't come from nowhere.

>>696412853
I hate you so much

>>696414078
you are either insanely stupid, or a very very bad troll. i feel like you're going to tout out flat earth theory next

>>696410406
bullshit

>>696415073
As long as someone gives points same shit

>>696414343
you are a moron.
i hope you get rabies

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>>696415163

>>696414913
WTF!? That was flagrant murder on their part! Fuckin' cops! Getting so sick of this shit.

>>696414913
Fucking nigger cunt piece of welfare shit! Should lynch every fucking nigger who commits a crime, a good nigger is a dead bloody nigger!

>>696415163
LOL

>>696408078
he was caught stealing

>>696413731
hitting water at 50mph is like hitting concrete at 10mph. Stop pretending like there's some magic speed where all the sudden water turns into concrete. Surface tension is a thing, sure, but you could also say that falling on concrete at 50 mph is like falling on solid steel! And falling on solid steel at 50mph is like falling on diamond! And falling on diamond at 50mph is like fucking antimatter large hedron illuminati shit

>>696411671
I thought that some zoos allowed people to feed the hippos and elephants?

>>696413124
fucking surface tension

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>>696412118
No>>696413583
See if you werent a fucking retard, you would know that water is composed of Atoms, and those atoms create a momentum. Jump from 10 feet to water, it might hurt if you don't break the water with your feet. See it's the sudden stop that kills you, not the impact you autistic faggot

>>696411763
i doubt you would be able to scare a moose away with a gunshot, thats something that works with grizzly bears if you are using a larger gun but moose are a lot less reasonable

>>696412016
Better with sound.

>>696413124
people still fall for this pasta

>>696415240

someone get this woman a bandaid, ffs

>>696415275
I see what you did there

>>696415240
I mean they gotta amputate those legs, you cant save those things man they gone

>>696407555
in this case i side with the negrets. they successfully seperated the white girl and their friend and didn't engage in needless violence beyond or after. the fight at the beginning seem pretty mutual to me between the two girls and the other nigs came in and stopped the fight clumsy but efectively

>>696414887

>gammar

*Grammer.

>>696409246
bitch was worried about her bike getting stolen and moved it quick

>>696405192
B R I C K S Q U A D R A V E

>>696414913
racist cops shooting an upstanding citizens.

>>696411241
this is pure comedy gold

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>>696415380
Yeah, and the bears.

>>696404374
Two minutes for high-sticking.

>>696415163
you know what's really gonna piss me off is when i find out that driver lost his job because she was being dumb and got hurt.

>>696415596
Would they come and "seperate" if the negress was winning?

>>696410406
Ok nigger, whatever helps you sleep at night.

>>696414953
guts dont smell that bad.. its half digested food or if its rotted... thats why you dont puncture the stomach or digestive organs.

>>696415615
*grammar

>>696408120
driveby

>>696412483
he's actually demonstrating how to gut a rabbit with no knife. thats why he's going slow.

normally you just... do it

>>696411971
>that's racist, dude

>>696415701
where the fuck is the gun

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>>696410855
Oh shit look out...

>>696415840
dont think anyone was questioning it.

fuck off with your snapple cap fag fact of the day hippie

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>>696414430
>just kill me fam

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>>696415701

>>696415615
doesn't understand grammar, can't read correctly, AND can't spell. 3rd grade must have been a doozy for you.

>>696413355
>concrete

LOL down you see any diverse forms of life thriving in bodies of concrete? No faggot. Totally different things. You can easily survive hitting liquid water. Now frozen solid water is a different story.

>>696413124
This is also from the documentary 'The Bridge', very interesting.

>>696415701
>where is the gun
#JusticeForHarambeUnlessHeHadActuallyHurtThatKid

>>696414913
HANDS UP!
>DON'T SHOOT
HANDS UP!
>DON'T SHOOT
HANDS UP!
>DON'T SHOOT
HANDS UP!
>DON'T SHOOT

>>696415506
water isn't made of atoms you mongoloid, its a liquid

>>696404374
lost

>>696416045
thats a mighty fine strawman you've got there anon! but it doesn't change the point that im not going to risk losing a fist fight, that very well could be for my life, when i have my gun on me.

>>696416056
>(you)

youre welcome

>>696414913
Pigs and nigs shooting it out... its a win/win.

>>696416351
I remember that doc and something about how some maintenance guy was work on the bridge on day, some guy walks up, smiles "Hello." then jumps. There was anther bridge worker whose own brother jumped from the bridge. I guess San Francisco is a really depressing city.

>>696413271

Obviously. That's the point.

>>696413124
The water doesnt displace fast enough thats why people that dive from a height like that break the water with their feet or their hands

>>696415915
it wasn't a black guy, thought you knew that black lives are the only ones that matter. he was getting what he deserved for flaunting his white male privilege

>>696412185
show us your pussy

>>696411241

Why were his pants pulled down

>>696414631

To be fair, both of those cars were going pretty quick. I'd say at least 70 mph on that last one. Look how the suspension depresses when he tries to swerve.

>>696405192
>Insert nigger comment

>>696415581

Nah you just superglue it all together and call it a day. She'll be walking out of the hospital.

>>696415240
pokemon go got me like
smh

miss the death you know, all this chat is getting boring

>>696416880
Blah blah blah ... do us all a favor and shoot yourself.

>>696415701
Somebody gives this man an oscar

>>696417138

I'm so glad liberals coined this shit. It'll be comedy gold for the next 100 years.

>>696415240
Holy shit. I didn't think it would be that bad actually. The more you know..

>>696415321
You watch too much TV dude.

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>>696417777
Nice quads.

>>696417619
so touchy, fine i'll leave your arguments substitutes alone if it upsets you so much that you don't have any points

>>696414913
he didndu nuffin!!!

>>696405192
pero y la recocha de sus madres malditos estadounidences... cuando mierda van a matar a todos los negros!! tongo que invadirlos y hacerlo yo? he!??? la puta madre que los pario!! hijos de puta!!

>>696417972
>filename
KEKELS MAX

>>696417338
Some guys pull their pants way down when pissing and standing, I could never figure this out. Maybe they have a problem spraying piss everywhere because of a bad circumsion... No idea.

>>696417424
True, but the car should have eased off the gas, or the guy should have waited 7 seconds for the car pass.

>>696417777
That's what happens when your legs are mostly made out of butter

>>696417626
That's a bear

>>696413731
>>696413829
>>696413845
>>696414129
>>696415506
falling this hard for the oldest bait on 4chan. so fucking sad.

>>696415768
we'll never know

DINDU NUFFFFFFFFFIN!!!! DINNNNNNDDUUU NUUUUFFFFFFFFFFFINNN!!!

>>696405192
Typical monkey behavior.

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>>696418316

The only people who ever did this were the retards in elementary school.

>>696418694
>oldest bait on 4chan

Fucking dumbass.

/me thinks this is brutal

>>696417972
that was mean

>>696418062
>autism
F

>>696418958
He's fine, he'll get up and walk it off

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/me wonders does anyone know where he can get a free frijj?

>>696419093
hey if you wanna label yourself man

>>696416666
Checked

>>696413583
How many stories have you heard of where someone jumps off a bridge, into water, from really high up, and they live?

>It's water you fag. It's not solid.

Did you know, water erodes rock and can cut steel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3Iv9okL4QU

And that was just a fire-hose.

>>696414913
OH COME ON HE DINDU NUFFIN!!!!

>>696415163
dumb fucking fat bitch

>>696411991

No fap obviously

/me is on San Andreas

>>696419686
Sam get on void you rat ;)

>>696411348
I give up. Good night

>>696415701
God damn that Leo Dicaprio is a method

>>696418536
Saw a kid do the same thing back in grade school and this DID NOT happen.
He got up rather quick crying.

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This roach tried to recreate the famous guy standing in front of a tank, yet none of the news outlets talk about this failed attempt.

>>696417777
One person loses quads
another gets them

checked

>>696413124
Not when you jump into mustard gas, idiot.

>>696408476
this could have so been avoided...

>>696407945
> the people who shouldn't own guns

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>>696413760
>why

>>696409246
Nice

>>696411348
is that normal for a dick size?

>>696411348
" matt "
"yes honey? "
" why is there a mouse trap with a nail attached to the clamper "

" remember that month i kept refusing sex? "

>>696409246
Damn, I thought they were going to make out.

>>696411671
this is beyond awesome...

>>696415240
This is now an accidental nudity thread

>>696421115
"these aren't my glasses"

>>696405192
why do niggers allways fight in packs is it beacuse there to fuckling weak

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>>696421121
Fuck off.

>>696414913
how does anyone know this has anything to do with BLM?

>>696420221
No, it was covered. If its the same guy, another vehicle drove over him as well, and he got away with an injured arm.

>>696421522
They all talk about this guy
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/690173/Turkish-protestor-lies-front-tank-dramatic-picture-evoking-Tiananmen-Square-shot-coup

Not the guy in my webm

>>696421319
I'm tying

>>696415240
Let's meme this out on twitter or something, and say it was caused by someone playing Pokémon Go, or maybe, say she wasn't paying attention and got rolled over.

>>696421830
better ask your mom first

>>696413922
Somebody doesn't know what a metaphor is.

>>696411671
She got desert, and some exercise. Win/win situation.

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>>696414430
How do you get it out medfags?
Assume you cut the skim on top of it instead of force it up or down

>>696421319
this is one of my biggest fears. i'm constantly stumbling home in a blackout and falling down and shit.

>>696420119
1. I really doubt his legs were run directly over by a bus and he just stood back up crying
2. If that really did happen, his legs were almost certainly smaller than hers and probably not made of butter like hers

>>696421991
>your mom jokes

>>696408476
I must go, my planet needs me.webm

fucking legumes

>>696404703
is this the hacked up prego woman ?

>>696414430
>dat filename

>>696407945
That was... avoidable...

>>696421489
Can't you see that Tyrone and all black people in America were being oppressed in that post? You are a bigot if you don't.

>>696422785
>there was no joke

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>>696414913
Dicks out /b/ros.

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>>696421830

>>696422972
No, Munich shooting

>>696415240
at least she is gonna lose like... 300 lbs

>>696420731
>cause

>>696422385
This happened to someone in my hometown. Stumbled onto the road and a lorry hit straight into him head on. He survived though, although I think there was permanent head damage, news didn't go into details.
Statistically safer to drink drive than it is to drink walk.

>>696418062
If you do really wind up killing someone over a fist fight. Have fun in prison.
P.S. Don't drop the soap!

>>696423474
This was from the south african grand prix in the late 70s. Both that worker and the race driver was killed.

>>696422385

Well, that'd be a result of your own decisions, so it's not like you wouldn't deserve it.

>>696423877
>you'll be arrested for self defence
gonna tell me that cops are all racist next? i live in a stand your ground state, as long as i'm not trespassing i can take whatever action i deem necessary to ensure my personal safety

>>696423260
lol nice

>>696424308
this was ISIS anti aircraft AA missile