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ask a white guy living in china anything

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ask a white guy living in china anything
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ever had a masturbatory fantasy involving your mom or sister?
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Do u get da pu$$y
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>>696394644
how do you trick the women to sleep with you?
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How do I get girls to like me?
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>>696394644
Have you seen my wife? Pic looks like her, her name is Wei xiao.
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what is the speed of gravity?
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Will my parents ever love me?
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>>696395074
9.81 right?
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>>696395074
9.8 m/s^2
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Check em?
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>>696395149
probably
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How long-a you come to Chinar?
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describe your sex life. Is pic related?
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does it look like a drainpipe in their hands.
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True they are easy but fucking crazy and clingy?
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Does Chinese pussy taste like Chinese food?
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>>696395196
>>696395201
wrong, thats acceleration due to gravity
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>>696394644
Why 99% of Chinks are ugly as hell? Especially those mediocre ones with brownish skin. Ugly pussies and no manners at all.

I have had lot of Chinese women and most of them suck unless they are bit more white skinned (resembling more Jap than chink).

The one in your op is shit mediocre chink.
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>>696394644
How is it being a white guy in China, how do the girls dig you? How do the guys dig you? How do officials look at you?
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>>696395196
9.81 meters per second per second is the force of acceleration due to gravity at the surface of the Earth

the question doesn't actually make sense
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>>696395556
>t. virgin
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>>696395513
so then gravity has no speed
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>>696395556
She is alright...you probably can't see her jacked teeth though
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>>696394644
Serious question:
My ex was a chink and grew up in China. She was kinda morally bancrupt in many areas. Apparently people over there are pretty cool with fucking each other over constantly just to get a little leg up.

Not like here in the west where we atleast try to be nice sometimes. Chinks apparently will throw you under the bus if they get a warm meal out of it.

Are all chinks like that or just a few?
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>>696394644
Are Chinese girls dirty and disgusting like they say?
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>>696394644
How many times a day do you hear "鬼子!"
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>>696394797
go to a park, talk friendly/flirty with girls until i get their wechat number (kind of like facebook)
>>696394856
no tricks, just be myself
>>696395074
in china things fall slower
>>696395364
been living for a bout a year. Fucked 15-20 different girls so far, it pretty sweet
>>696395430
yuh. I'm only 6.5 inches, but they react like im killing them
>>696395432
nah, I'm a very straightforward and honest guy, so I scare away a lot of crazy girls pretty quickly.
>>696395556
it your preference, but I really like asian girls
>>696395600
girls will be thinking about you burying their head in a pillow, guys will range from salty to passive aggressive, but never full on confrontational.
>>696395767
idk, but I think they lie a lot. Hypergamy is big in China, girls will do what they can to get the highest status guy they can find
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>>696396049
>鬼子
Don't you mean 洋鬼子?
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How underage girls are you having sex with you sick fuck.
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>>696394644
Whant happens when you type "Falun Gong" into Google over there?
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how does it feel to shit on streets, almost as good as chewing 5 gum?
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>>696394644
So u have more pics? Googles throwing up alot of results
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>>696395767
>My ex was a chink and grew up in China. She was kinda morally bancrupt in many areas. Apparently people over there are pretty cool with fucking each other over constantly just to get a little leg up.
Also had an ex from China and she is morally bankrupt, and told me so at the time. With hindsight there were red-flags all over but you learn from your mistakes. She dumped me for a housemate yet still continued fucking me for a while, near enough everytime she went out and was drunk she was all over me.
Her friends were the same, all completely bankrupt morally - I found it funny when she used to go on about talking to her friends who had Chinese/ Asian boyfriends and how all they did was complain to her about them constantly going out and gambling rather than spend time with them, something of which I completely understood but obviously never mentioned at the time lel.
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>>696396138
>get the highest status guy they can find
That explains a lot.
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>>696396138
My friend lived in Shanghai for 5 years and he said that he never could understand Chinese mentality. They will fuck you over behind your back and the Chinese mentality is that if nobody sees there is no crime. They will steal your stuff if nobody will see it.

So that in mind, the women will suck your dick if you have 'power' or if it's a chance for them to even meet interesting (i.e. beneficial for them) people.

All in all scum of the earth.
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>>696396222
Probably, but that does not answer my question.
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>>696396449
I feel ya bro. She has non chink friends now, but apparently their friendship is a phonecall once a month and thats it.

Kinda weird knowing my ex is now a psychiatrist that treats extreme cases of mentally ill people.
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>>696394644
Can jet fuel melt steel beams? My money's on NO.
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>>696395074
Zero.
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>>696394644
OK, I have a question.

You have to take a bag of shekels, Hitler, and a Jew across a river.

You have a rowboat, and it can only carry you and one other thing.

If the Jew and the shekels are left together, the Jew will steal your shekels.

If Hitler and the Jew are left together, Hitler will gas your Jew.

Wut do?
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Was the moonlanding fake?
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>>696394644
I'm actually going to China in August to teach English. Where are you based, and have you ever been to Juijiang or the Jiangxi province?
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>>696394644
how much for getting a complete slave for a day/week?
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probably a dumb question, but how do you still keep yourself fluent in english? did you find a good of expats that you hang out with and that keeps you from forgetting english? I'm assuming you mostly speak in ching chong there
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>>696394644
Where in China?
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is there a certain type of white guy that would get the most pussy there?
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>>696396366
I sense some jealousy from a fat kissless virgin
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>>696396826
Take hitler with me, plan on mass murder and instinction on jews, wouldn't take shekels bc that would make me a jew and get killed
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God dammit Tom.
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I have a few
Is everyone actually communist?

How many vote

Whats the biggest sport.

Who's the biggest music star

You know westerners would say ching chong ching if they wanted to make fun of asian language. How would asians make fun of westerners language.

What is the western sterotype
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>>696396378
>google
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>>696396422
/wholefuckingthread
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Why the fuck isn't 4chan blocked over there.
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>>696396921
>im gonna ESLfag in the guo because im too much of a loser to cut it back home XDDDDDD
>help
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Why did you move to china?
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>>696396826
Hitler and the shekels?
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>>696397351
https://www.google.com.hk/
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>>696397259
>You know westerners would say ching chong ching if they wanted to make fun of asian language. How would asians make fun of westerners language.
seconding this question
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>>696395229
22 dubs checked
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>>696397598
HK isn't china

what is baidu
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>>696396422
He never said pic related, lmao.
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>>696397486
How does teaching in a different country make me a fag? If anything I have ambition to travel
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>>696394644
Is your name Tim Budong?
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>>696396692
I'm still at university and so none of us have entered any professions yet. Despite living with her this year she didn't message me until after she went away for the summer back to China, which her boyfriend found out and told her not to message me again. She then asked if I had WeChat, which I told her I didn't anymore. This happened earlier on in the year also yet she still used to talk to me and when drunk say she missed me, wanted me etc yet when sober not even acknowledge my existance lel.

All the rest of the house have seen what she's like and decided that she's either one of two things 1. A complete psychopath who knows what she's doing yet doesn't care or 2. Someone who is genuinely unstable and actually needs help.

All in all, girls from China are nuts. The one's from England are alright though and are among the best females I know.
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>>696397736
>ambition
Because you're too much of a faggot loser to find a real job in your home country so you just go overseas to yell at children in your native language
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>>696394644
Why dont you live in Japan?
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>>696397662
A popular search engine in china. And Google China is apparently coming back early next year from what I've heard. I'm not the guy who originally posted the stuff, but I think I read an article on it.
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>>696395074
>speed of gravity
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>>696397773
>no
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>>696397259
>>696397617
They pull their eyes open so they're rounder and go "oh lett-uh me poot that on-uh mai Americun Expuresso cahd"
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>>696397900
??
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>>696397946
>kek
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>>696397818
Sounds like someone doesn't have a real job either, enjoy dwelling in your parent's basement
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>>696394644
what is it with asians having that massive dimple at the top of their asscrack?
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>>696396012
>鬼子
never
>>696396012
yuh, my ex gf (pic related)used to love roleplay, ranging from underage/japanese schoolgirl rp, doctor, teacher, etc。 My current fwb has so many fetishes, it scares me.
>>696396366
none, - you know the age of consent in china is 14 right?
>>696396378
dunno, using vpn right na
>>696396422
of what?
>>696396484
idk really have power, i just attract girls the old fashioned way
>>696396700
fuck... u right
>>696396921
nanjing bruh
>>696396937
not much fam
>>696396944
lol , i dont think you can forget english- but my english has gone down in oral fluency, i.e i now have a bit of an accent
>>696397031
Chad, muscular, lean, is definately western in behaviour.. A mistake is to copy chinese male behaviour in china, cus if a chinese girl wants to fuck you, she wants you to be 'like' a western guy - she can date typical chinese guys easy, but a western guy is a rare opportunity.
>>696397259
old people, yuh. No one votes
Basketball by far-
dunno
i have no idea haha
they seem to think all the men are playboys who are great at sport, and the women as hypersexual sluts
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How hard was it to find a qwerty keyboard?
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>>696394644
Do Chinks use condoms? Or whatever you feel?
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>>696398227
Expanding on this.
Are the condoms extra small
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>>696396422
when did he ever claim he took that?
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>>696398139
are you literally retarded?
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>>696395074
32 fps
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>>696397736
I don't fault you for wanting to travel and see other countries/cultures, but let's be honest, unless you are a legit teacher (AKA fluent in both chinese and english and teaching adults) then you are just a performing monkey foreigner for the kids to look at. They don't learn anything other than what a white guy looks like in person.
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Is there many niggers
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In the West Theres lots of bomb scare and terrorist attacks. Whats it like in china. Are you literally walking among Isis by going into the capital or a big city or do they just not bother with the chinks. What was the last major attack there?
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>>696395074
the speed of gravity is the speed of light
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>>696398130
>鬼子
>Devils
>kek
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>>696396921
Is your name Kris by any chance?
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>>696398227
a lot of girls are dumb as fuck, i.e they dont want to use condoms because it feels better... I gut a suspision they just want a mixed race baboo -- honestly, having mixed race kids is a RAMPANT fetish here, like a big majority of girls I flirt with bring getting pregnant up or how cute hapas are.
>>696398326
condoms are slightly smaller tbh, yeah lol
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>>696398793
Nope
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>>696398793
Why is china still considered and ledc
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>>696398886
damn, got a mate that is gonna do the exact same thing. good luck.
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>>696398852
So your last month there gonna impregnate as many Chinks as possible?
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How do you pick up girls with the language barrier? I've heard most people's grasp of English there isn't good
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>>696398725
ISIS probably don't want to bother China as they are batshit insane and will just go headfirst into a war if they start fucking with their country. I guess they also have the world's largest military so there's that.
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>>696398852
Youngest girl you fucked?
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>>696398959
Cheers
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>>696395074
>speed of gravity
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>>696399087
Nah, i dont like the idea of half me being raised by some petite bimbo
>>696399154
16
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Whats the age of consent.
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>>696399099
He speaks Chinese as well. Idk if he speaks traditional or modern, but assuming modern.
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>>696399280
Describe fucking a 16 year old chink?
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>>696399285
He stated this earlier, 14.
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>>696398139
considering literally everything computer related you have in america is made in china, im sure its easy retard
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>>696399578
yes please
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>>696398852
why arent you just getting them pregnant then? cant you just leave the country if you get pressured for child support?

do you speak chinese btw?
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>>696397628
The newest of fags detected.
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Do they really like the pale skin ? Cause im a ginger so maybe they are into that, my last hope
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>>696399578
>>696399960
we met on a dating knockoff app like tinder, we were flirting, talking shit, etc. And we talked about sex too. She told me she had an ex boyfriend of 2 years but never had sex. She wanted to stay a virgin but found me attractive, so she said I could fuck her ass. So then we decide to meet..
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Hm. Are they shaved a lot down there or do they dont trim at all? Like, what are most girls doing there?
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are most of them flat chested?

i like girls with big tits
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>>696400161
00 dubs checked
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>>696400452
I think the shorter girls tend to have the biggest boobs. The tall girls are flat af
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>>696398326
Taiwan reporting in..
yes it's difficult to find a size with enough girth that doesn't constrict your boner to death.
the irony is that they sell Japanese condoms here with an extra bit of girth that fit better
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>>696394644
do you tower over most of them? Are there a lot of buff ones or they're mostly skinny?
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>>696400326
Nice one op
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How old are you buddy?
Are you intending to live your whole life there?
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>>696394644
Tip, pls,
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>>696396826
Assuming all start on side A and need to get to side B.

Take Jew from A to B. Go empty from B to A. (Hitler and shekels at A, Jew at B)
Take shekels from A to B. Drop off shekels at B, bring Jew from B to A. (Hitler at A, Jew in boat, shekels at B)
Drop Jew off at A, bring Hitler from A to B. (Jew at A, Hitler in boat, shekels at B)
Drop Hitler off at B, go empty from B to A. (Jew at A, Hitler and shekels at B)
Pick up Jew at A, bring to B. (All 3 at B)

Then let Hitler gas the Jew, and run away with him and shekels.
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I married a hongkongnese ABC. Way way better than any white girls
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>>696400626
Best part is, i couldnt fit my dick in her ass- even with lube. I was teasing her, stroking my dick on her pussy, asking her “are you sure you don't want to?" (in chinese... after 10 seconds she was like, "yuh okay, then hihi"
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>>696400326
Go on...
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>>696394644
What do you do, op? English teacher?
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>>696400500
Kek't
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>>696397746
Hahaha...in Mandarin "Wo ting bu dong" means "I can't understand you."
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>>696400767
....and so she will live with whitefever now.
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>>696400767
Blow it in her chinky cunt? Do girls swallow there?
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>>696401002
>the joke
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>>696400626
>>696400850
>>696401020
>>696401148

I put my dick inside, it's like it's sucking me in... so fucking tight. the tip is inside, and she moaning like crazy, I slowly start moving my hips and she screaming. She is like 5ft, so my 6.5 inch dick is filling this hoe up. After I cum, she immediately starts hugging me, and asks to do it again.
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>>696401317
>dont want make girls pregnant
>still sex without proctectopm

ok.
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>>696400767
I was going to say mate, if Western cock appears a lot bigger for vaginal sex or whatever anal would fuckin rek them. Props though, living the dream
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>>696401506
>anal
>pregnancy
...
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>>696400414
Seconding this OP
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Would you fuck this girl and is she from China?
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>>696401506
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>>696395677
Precisely, the closest measurement of gravity in a "speed" sense is terminal velocity which varies based on other factors such as up-wind, wind resistance etc.
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so you telling me that the white in asian lands has the same status as the black in white lands?
>asian cucks crying about white dick stealing their noodle
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>>696398130
he's till trying
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>>696401729
reread shit before you talk shit
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>>696400326
They call this "Saddlebracking."
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>>696397628
kys
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>>696400326
eww was the ass clean?
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>>696401859
Nobody, she's filipino
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>>696400452
Not OP, but I had a chinese girlfriend that had cupsize E.

And to be honest she ruined girls for me because no one around me has tits.
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>>696401506
Yeah she might have some fart baby.
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>>696395607
>force of acceleration
does that make sense
inb4 nitpicking
>just asking
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>>696395677
see you learnt something tonight anon
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do you ever got finned for spitting?
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OP do you speak chinese? do you jsut rely on translation apps to flirt? or do most speak english?
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hows dat pussey
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>>696395074
you mean terminal velocity ?
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>>696395767
>morally bankrupt
this comes across strongly when trading with the Chinese.

They have no issue sending out complete shit and claiming its been checked 100%
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do u get a lot of pee pee in your coke?
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Shane?
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>>696394644
Do you like rice?
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>>696401902
>>696402728
underrated keks, cheers lads
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>>696400500
dub dubs chekd
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>>696395607
Gravity, just like any interactive force travels at the speed of light between any two objects with mass.
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>>696394644
How is being white working out for you?
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>>696394644
what age is the yungest grill you fucked?
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Do you have any nude pictures you care to share with us? How many Chinese have you fucked and how many of these let you fuck their ass?
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>>696394644
how do magnets work?
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>>696402051
the difference is the white is actually desired for real
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>>696405009
He said 16 earlier.
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>>696394644
There's a woman shortage in china.

How many times have you been attacked for walking with a Chinese woman in public?
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>>696394644
Hey OP, where are you located? i'm on a work rellocation in guangzhou for the next 6 months. Have some nice hunting grounds if you need
Honestly i'm finding a lot more pretty girls than i was led to believe before coming here
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>>696394644
Source of the pic?

How is the food there?
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I've been told a lot of OG chinese girls are hardcore size queens. The bigges the dude/dick, the better.
Is there any truth to that?
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>>696402728
AHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>696394644
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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>>696404301
Wrong. Gravity does not travel at the speed of light.
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>>696396222
Laowi?
Know how to spell it
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>>696400414
Third. OP answer.
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>>696407894
Yes it does? Matter that is separated by a distance greater than a Planck length can't interact instantaneously. This has been proven for all forces, including gravity.
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>>696407497
>plz god let shit be true once!
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where do you live and what race are you?
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>>696394644
How does it feel not to get white pussy, fgt?
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>>696408752
thats the asshole, go get glasses.
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>>696394644
>ask a white guy living in china anything

How big is your dick?
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>>696398526
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ARE YOU EATING DOG OP?! ANSWER!
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>>696394644
Is it true Chink birds love anal?
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>>696396138
>yuh. I'm only 6.5 inches, but they react like im killing them

Is there hope for my 5.5 inch?
Pls help
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>>696410205
kekd
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>>696394644
Is that you? Please greentext some sex stories regardless.
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>>696402673
pics
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>>696395074
>speed of gravity
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>>696410839
>speed
>of
>gravity
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>>696410457

yep - you arent poking their cervix so you can go balls deep like a wild animal
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>>696410486
Not OP, but also living in china. i'm 6" and they still act like it's fucking ginormous. 5.5 should be good as well.
Given that the average chinese is below 4.5 and even the vast majority don't hit 5, 5.5 is good there.
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>>696402006
Wrong. Gravity moves at the speed of light you moron
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>>696411568
Pls share your fucking adventures.
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>>696399506

You are confusing a writing style with a spoken language.

Fuckign moron.
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Are the Chinese really stereotypically short? Would a guy who is 6'2"-6'3" be looked upon as Godzilla?
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>>696400500
Kek, you couldn't make this shit up.
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>>696395074
3
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Is the pussy really sideways?
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>>696403420

that's no joke
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>>696411576

Moar liek gravity moves at the speed of NIGGERS runnin from the POLICE, amirite, HARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHAR!
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>>696412135
HARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHAR!
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>>696412213
HARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHAR!
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>>696412249
HARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHAR!
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>>696395229
you know this site automatically scrubs exif, right?

back when moot was aggressively cucking the site he had it developed to stop retards from doxing themselves
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>>696412281
HARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHAR!
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>>696396921
It's my understanding that many of the women over there have caught onto the whole "white guy teaching english is actually a loser" thing.
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>>696412328
HARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHAR!
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>>696412379
HARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHAR!
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>>696394644
I'm likely going to travel there.
I'm 6'6 , have a little chub to my frame, I'm broad as fuck and have very strong cheekbones and a 7/10 jaw what should I expect?
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>>696412459
HARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHAR!
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>>696412481
HARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHAR!
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>>696412379
>>696412328
Niggers
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>>696412507
HARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHAR!
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>>696394644

你是男同性戀者?
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>>696412522
Haha, I know, right?
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>>696397031
Pasty neckbeards with man boobs and bacne.
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>>696394644
How long have you lived in the US?
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>>696411684
Not exactly adventures, but-
I hit local malls a lot and some not-tourist-oriented pubs several times a week. Being white and not super fugly already gets you some attention. Throw in a few words in Chinese and you're 99% of the way there.
Nice thing is they'e never "not in the mood". And you can go 3 rounds a night if you feel like it, they'll happily comply.
I have no fucking doubt i'm not going back to white bitches ever, Asian takes the cake in every possible way.
Managed to score a threesome once, but only once.
My work provided me a pretty sweet car, i sometimes lurk by colleges and universities, nice selection of girls that are young, good looking, and not dumb fucks like tons of chinese women. Showing you have good status automatically wins you attention.

Chinese girls are used to being treated like shit by men. The minute you're nice to them and actually treat them like human beings, you're pretty much already in.
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>>696395607
>force of acceleration

kek af when normies try to physics
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>>696412355
Where'd you hear that? For my own sake I hope they haven't
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>>696412548
Obviously not.
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>>696412771
Wait. They like "nice guys" there?
Woah.
I thought I'd only be fucking girls with a ddlg kink, looks like I have another language to learn
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>>696394644
how bad is the community?
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>>696412532
did you forgot to say HAR ?
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>>696400326
Was her asshole sideways too?
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>>696398852
Why did you pick gookville instead of the awesome Japanese empire?
Also, more pics of girls doing sexuality innuendos?
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>>696413425
No, I believe I typed out the correct amount of laughter proportionate to the humor of my amazing joke.
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>>696413024
It doesn't turn you into a pussy magnet. It's just one of the things you'll need though.
That said- you will need to choose your targets correctly, the higher status a girl has, the less this simple thing works on her.
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>>696398725
>In the West Theres lots of bomb scare and terrorist attacks.

There really isnt. Media just likes to hype up everyone one for months
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>>696413669
Please get b&
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>>696412958
From a friend who taught in Korea and got absolutely no play. I'm not saying China is Korea but the factors are all the same.
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>>696413798

guess you dont watch the news, sand niggers are killing people literally every day in europe my friend
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>>696413580
>Scoring with Japanese girls
Fucking impossible. Unless you are a pure aryan looking german, they hate your gaijin dick.
Been there, asked to relocate. I speak fluent japanese and almost no word in chinese
Hell do i prefer my current location over the previous.
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>>696413808
Please get desu.
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How hard is it to eat food there if you can't eat nuts?

>inb4 just eat pussy
>inb4 deez nuts
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>>696413980
we aren't anymore in 1980's.
today Japanese girls are just cynical ladderclimbers.
show your Lamborghini supercar, and you'll get lots of girls even if you sport a mootface.
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>>696394644
ummm she looks awe-full young for 18 or older
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>>696400500
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How do they feel about having their pussies eaten out?
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>>696414341
you look awfully retarded for being able to use a mouse and keyboard, and yet here you are
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>>696413716
I'm 6'6. Maybe a strong 7 when it comes to my looks and I can lift my own weight even tho I'm still a little soft.
I work sales for a living and if my summer keeps going how it is now I will have about 20k usd to travel with for 4 months
Are China Bros easy to find there?
My goal would be to make friends with some locals and fuck whatever cuties I meet that are intrested. Last year I did this in Australia (mostly perth) but the challenge of learning a 3rd language sounds fun to me
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>>696411042
>gravity
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>>696413980
>>696414321
This. In Japan, it's like a competition to get a gaijin boyfriend whom they use as sex toys and for their money. Then they dump your ass when you're broke.
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>>696394644
Rolin, Rolin Rolin, Rolin Rolin, Rolin ROLIN RABBIT
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>>696414321
Except you need to have the fucking lambo for that. A plain "nice" car wouldn't do. You need to be excessively rich, not just "doing well".
Have you been there? I have for 10 months. Tokyo and the surroundings are terrible, only girls I managed to get were club/rave trash. In china I'm getting good girls from good homes by the dozens.
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>>696415379
I'm fine being a sex toy for a few months while I visit.
And I'm doing pretty well financially atm.
How much money would the gold digging seminar demon want spent on her?
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bump, good thread
i'm 6"2 but i look 6/10 at best, with a long beard
as soon as i finish my masters i'm gonna shave it off and start traveling for a good time
probably going to china as well, so nice inspiration
to add to that, i had a chinese gf for well over a year during my bachelors, she was a gold digging bitch but still fun times. basically exactly the type of girl i want to get with when i come there to have some fun and then move on
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>>696414895
>thx alot
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>>696415379
>>696413980
Japan had a long history of westerners there, and any novelty factor associated with being white is pretty much gone. China, on the other hand, it's still rare to see westerners and girls are curious and open to check you out.
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>>696413872
Your friend is probably ugly af.

Women are attracted to attractive guys . Obviously.

To women a dude who is attractive cannot be a loser. They just say 'well I wouldn't date him'
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>>696395196
Acceleration is 9.81 in netherlands
9.80 in sahara and 9.82 in northpole
If im right

>beta kid
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>>696396449
>With hindsight there were red-flags all over
It is China
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>>696416199
Depends on how long you want the sex. Once you slow down or cut off the funding, byeee.
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Are there subtitles ? And why would you pick China over taiwan
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>>696416195
Wow. Thanks for the advice anon. Looks like China is where I'll be going this winter
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>>696416383
kek
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Where in China is the best place to go for pussy? What's the best job to support this?
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>>696394644
Ricky?
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>>696416464
it's pretty easy in taiwan but even easier in china. You can be a lumbering neckbeard with BO and a fedora collection and still do fine in China.
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>>696416855
Connor?
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>>696416383
Underrated post
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>>696413980
What's pure aryan looking German? I actually have dark blonde hair, very blue eyes and 6 feet. Also 18cm x 16 cm dick.
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>>696416943
Holy shit it is Ricky isn't it? Yeah this is Connor lmao
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>>696416399
So, minamum spending on her and constant fucking would be just fine?
Do the girls talk about there sex lives with each other as much as they do here?
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>>696395607
weird how you called an acceleration a force. ok
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>>696417075
No not really. They're very conservative especially in public. That's why the only way to really brag is to walk around with their boy toy on their arms. It makes them standout and they think it's cool.
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Do the chinks still stare at you and touch your hair like you're some sort of alien or higher being? The chink kids would not stop following me and wanting to play/touch my hair/ and do weird chink things when I was there back in 96
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>>696395056
Sorry but 1.3 billion they all look alike
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>>696417400
So I get to be arm candy?
Last time I was treated like that was when I was dating a rich Korean who wanted to piss her mom off lol
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dear thread, please stay around a little longer
sincerely, a white guy who wants to get laid in china
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>>696396449
I have dated several Asians (korean, Vietnamese and Thai). They are all like this, practical rather than sentimental. Everything in their relationships is transactional, as in "What can you do for me?"
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>>696396366
The age of consent is when they are old enough to count their old enough to mount
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>>696397259
there's no way asians can come up with words that can match the white man's
gook,chink ,nigger ,nog ,spic's etc
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This is fascinating.
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>>696417400
>>696416399
>>696415379
What the flying fuck are you talking about. "walking with their boy toy on their arms"? Japanese girls would rather jump off a plane and land their ass on the tallest antenna around rather than to be seen with a gaijin in the streets.
This has nothing to do with the 1980's, Japan still hates foreigners, they just learned to hide that fact in all that related to business.
Have you ever even been there? Doesn't seem like it
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>>696417004
Oh, so you are a German nigger? Are you from somalia? Did your mom fuck a somalian?

I forgot to mention you are drummed out of the nazi party, please report to the showers
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>>696417475
No they only do that to virgins
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>>696408152
laowai
老外

it's not really that offensive
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>>696396138
ha, I use wechat for my chinese sloots too. you're actually legit, I believe it.
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>>696394644
are their buttholes sideways too?
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>>696418320
According my friend who went there last year the upper class and some of the street trash are the ones that are usualy super racist. But like everywhere, foreign cute guys are loved by middle class young women
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>>696396484
I had to threaten my boss pretty hard to get paid when I was living in China. You get used to it... if you can be intimidating I guess. I did some English teaching a year ago. It was a good experience all in all.
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>>696418736
you know they are not
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>>696397818
You can get paid pretty well in China and actually teach people to speak real English instead of Engrish. Nigga u hating, but why. I got $21/hour.
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>>696418816
I've heard horror story's about this happening to people over there.
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>>696407685
A woodchuck would chuck ago the wood he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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>>696418789
Your friend other misunderstood or is just bullshitting you.
Japanese girls, even middle-low class, don't like foreigners, save for light blonde blue eyed square jaw Germans or Russians.

Also, if you're from the U.S they instantly hate your guts. Seems like after a couple decades of an improvement, it's now a trend for young people to hate America again.
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Anybody ever tried to hook up with Indonesian girls? What's that like?
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>>696407685
A woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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>>696419310
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>>696419252
Everybody hates America.
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>>696419252
Spent 5 years there. Maybe you're just ugly. A Japanese girl I dated even told me this. A guy who is a 5 in America is a 7-8 in Japan because he's foreign.
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>>696419033
No you didn't
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>>696418928
how can you tell?
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>>696419081
I told them something very bad would happen to all the glass windows and computers if I didn't get paid. They kept saying "hey, hey, it's trust" and I was like "why should I trust you, you've never paid me yet" etc, etc. It worked out in the end.
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>>696419252
I'm canadian and my friends Russian he's as white as white can be with blue eyes that almost look like contacts.
We are both pretty tall and have strong jaw lines, he's 6'3 and I'm 6'6
And over here, most of the girls who are into me are either nerdy white girls with a ddlg kink or Koreans or japs, but they are first Gen imigrents so I know that it might not hold up there
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>>696419696
Yeah, I did. It's called bargaining, motherfucker. I taught in Harbin, Heilongjiang.
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why are we not getting sex stories
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Approaching 300. Damn, you guys sure are facinated with China..
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>>696420508
Every cancer has thread gets 300 replies you dumb fag
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>>696419654
Learn to lie better. That shit is right for Korea maybe, not Japan.
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>>696420702
>*Every cancer thread gets 300 replies, you dumb fag.

FTFY desu.
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