Go ahead fags

Will I get some pussy boss?

Will my life ever stop being meaningless?

>>696343576
Trump will be next president right?

Is there a possibility of me not being such a cunt?

>>696343576
Will I marry the girl I am dating?

Is she really interested, or is she just being nice?...

How is Trump a racist?

will my phimosis go away naturally

>>696343576
Am I the most fucking clever person from my neighbourhood?

Should i persue my feelings towards her?

Does she like me back?

Will I get a sale this week?

>>696344132
fuck

Is it bad that I like to wank my 2.27 inch shlong to trannie midget porn in the local park while wearing my mother's lingerie and forcing my miniature schnauzer to watch and lick my cum up?

am i fucked

>>696344324
really nigga

>>696343576
Will I have sex with Mackenzie.

Should I off myself?

Should I fuck this girl tonight??

Will i ever have gf nigga

Does she want to go out with me?

>>696344613
Cmon man

Satan..

I've known you for a long time now.. Can you tell me why, why do I have to be attracted to women with severe psychological issues?

I fucking hate it... I just want to be normal..

>>696344660
Rolling again

>>696344666
WOW SATANIC TRIPS

>>696343576
r u a fag satan?

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>>696343576
Will i find true love?

>>696343576
should i suck a nigger dick?

Will I fuck her

am i gay?

>>696343576
you already know my question

Am i gay

Will I ever find love?

>>696343576
Am i gay

>>696345746
Fine. Will I ever have sex?

Will i ever be able to fix my life?

Will I die next year?

>>696343576
will it happen this week?

>>696343576
you are not satan!!!

>>696346134
feck... before the end of the year then?

Will I suck off Tim and become is slave?

Can I ever meet you?

I want a yf.

No, I'm not.

this wednesday i fuck whit my gf?

No, I won't.

>>696343576
Can I rule the universe?

>>696343576
is god stronger than you?

Will my erectile disfunction go away?

>>696343576

will it pan out

My dick long?

>>696346766
damn satan, you trixy.

are you stronger than god?

>>696347148
ok last try, are you and god the same being?

May I impregnate my sister please?

>>696347224
thanks man, duly noted.

Ay, bruh, can you come pick me up sooner?

>>696347265
Why not?

Will i ever fuck my gf's sis?

>>696347347
Again

will i ever get a gf

>>696347313
Maybe my ass, horn-boy. Can't we just get this shit over with in one week, tops?

Will my next job pay lots of money?

>>696347448
CAN U MEK ME DIE NAU, PLIS?

is my dick big enough?

Is she really interested?

>>696347503
Finally. Thanks.

Will my dick grow 4 inches tonight?

>>696344667
BITCH ANSWER ME!

Will i get laid?

>>696343791
oh snap

>>696343576
Is OP and this bunch of faggots commenting before and after me going to die in <1 month for terrorism?

>>696347684
God, are they?

>>696347391
Please make it happend

>>696347448
take your death into your own hands faggot

>>696343576
Dear Satan:
Will I ever get a hot sexy trap like BaileyJay for a gurl friend?

Get me some pussies?

Will I get laid soon?

Is OP a faggot?

>>696343576
Will I win the game?

>>696343576
will my brain ever have a chance to be fucking mature?

will i kill someone with enjoying it?

>>696348160
yeah i know :(
ok back on playing splatoon

I want to kill myself. Will it ever get better?

>>696343576
Is this q&a real?

Will I get my dream job?

>>696348857
OK.
2sc.
Is she gon come back from work tday?

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>>696343576
Does the woman have those freshly became acquainted, a very hairy pussy?

>>696348994
Is she?

am i a smart

>>696349077
U sure?

Will I get some pussy in the next 3 weeks?

Fingers crossed

>>696349045
I just want to fucking snip that shit lmfao

>>696343576
will i be a billionaire?

Does she feel the same way about me as I feel about her?

>>696343576
Is this song our song?

>>696349253
This

>>696343576
Am I on your side?

>>696343576
should i text her?

>>696343576
do you remember me ? I still want that, you know...

Should I do it?

>>696343576
yes i do, gimme nao, nao !

Is it true you go to hell if you kill yourself?

>>696349472
Should it be two?

So, it should be one?

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>>696343576
WILL YOU PAY MY REEEEEEENNNNNNT

>>696343576
should I go off my faggot ass?

>>696350086
:0

will she come back

Should I fuck dat ho

>>696346600
>>696346487
>>696346410
Yay!, I finally got it and I'm going to hell!

>>696350218
Should i actually talk to dat ho

does she still think about me satan dad?

>>696345126
gg anon

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>>696343576
Does op suck cock?

>>696350313
Bitch pls

does my ex-girlfriend chaimae still think about me satan overlord the great lucifer?

>>696343576
ow?

>>696343576
Will she give me the puss?

>>696343576
Can i fuck myself

Will I ever be happy/find a reason to live?

>>696343576
how posh is steve

>>696350366
Can you tell me?

>>696343576
is genji actually in the meta

>>696350549
If I ask the same question will the answer be "yes"

>>696343576
Am I God?

>>696343576
will my ex gf agree to have sex with me?

>>696350649
REFORMULATE YOUR STUPID QUESTION FAGGOT

>>696350649
If I ask the previous previous question will the "answer" be no.

>>696343576
will it happen tho?

Should I let my ex add me again?

will it happen?

We gonna fuck or not

>>696343576
Is OP a fag?
.

>>696350822
Kek

Will i get in to college this year?

>>696351022
:o

Will it work

Is she down to fuck

>>696343576
Will I get laid this semester?

>>696343576
Do NIGGERS tongue my anus or do CRACKERS tongue my anus?

>>696343576
Will my girlfriend ever be down for a threeway?

Did Hitler do something wrong?

Was she real?

Rolll

>>696343576
satan will you stop being a dick?

did hitler do nothing wrong?

Did hitler do anything wrong?

yo satan. will i ever date her ?

Is this gonna work?

Really?

>>696343576
will I ever have sex?

Will I get a gf?

will i ever be rich?

if I go looking for her, will I find her again?

Should I do it?

Will my life ever stop being meaningless?

Will i get some pussy?

i drank a can o beer when i was 17 yrs old oh pls lord forgive me

Are niggers inferior than white male?

Will i get laid at the party this weekend

Will i get sum pussy this month?

>>696355933
Well fuck

Is my dick long?

Did George W Bush blow up or had something to do with Twin Towers

Should i kill myself

Is there a ghost in my house?

>>696343576
Dear Satan,
Are you real?
Sincerely
Human

>>696343576
Will I see her soon?

>>696357430
Dear satan i'm offering you myself

>>696343576
Dear satan,
Do you smoke cigarettes?
Sincerely
Human

Are you as ugly as Mortals say you are?

>>696343576
Will we be together forever

Will I get raped by a sweaty refugee cock?

Will i ever have children?

Did he ruin the blood pact?

will I ever stop visiting 4chan?

>>696358487
My liege, has be?
Must be he condemned?

Will I ever finish grade 12 english?

>>696343576
Will I find a job soon?

let's try

>>696358771
I don't know, tell me, oh great master.

>>696358821
ty satan :)

Have I met you before?

Will i get my OSSD before joining the army

>>696358888
Checked

>>696343576
Do she likes me, at least?

should i kill my mom?

is she the one?

is she the one boss?

should i write her right now?

Should I go buy some lunch?

>>696343576

hello again satan,
should i leave my gf?

>>696359773

actually i dont know what to think..
i was hoping you can help me.. should i or not?

is god real?

>>696359887

thanks as allways dear satan.

Am I normal.

Can humanity still unfuck itself from the state it has fucked itself into?

>>696360001
Really?

Will I be alone forever.

>>696343576

Should I get my lazy ass up and go to the store?

will i ever be able to fuck a real life version of my waifu instead of a pillow?

Will I fuck the girl I just met on tinder?

do I have cancer/other terminal disease?

Should I go out later tonight or nah

>>696343576
Will I see you in hell?

am i gay

Will legion be any good?

>>696360335
Please

>>696343576
Does She like me?

>>696343576
ey, säitn, will ze wummen eim talking to on fäisbuck be meine won däi? änd if soh - wenn?

>>696343576
Will I ever be happy?

Will I become homosexual?

will I get laid this month?

>>696360443
"You will find out very soon" WHAT

>>696343576
Will I ever succeed in life?

>>696343576
Will I be rich someday?

Is OP actually Satan himself?

>>696343576
Does she like me?

Dear Satan, are the dumb fucks who keep posing "Your mother will die in her sleep tonight" threads/posts going to get what they deserve in hell???

>>696343576

Can you get rid of all the faggots on 4ch?

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Srs question am I going to be fired?

>>696360666

Unholy Shit! Satan Trips are serious.

>>696360666
>666

should i tell my best friend that his kid is actually mine ;o

>>696360650
Fine then cuck twat... Will the assholes posting "Your mother will die in her sleep tonight" threads burn in hell?

>>696343576
Come on man

>>696360666
PRAISE SATAN

When i put a roofie in her cup. Will she stay passed out long enough for me to fulfill every desire?

will sex droids be a real thing in my lifetime

Am I right?

>>696343576
I will get a gf soon?

>>696343576
I will have new female friends soon?

>>696343576
Why does everyone hate muslims these days?

>>696343576

Dear Satan,

will you deliver?

Sincerely...

will I have a nine inch penis in two months?

>>696360930
I wont sell you my soul, answer me!

>>696361150
Fine, fuck you satan. Will my dick be harambe size by next week

Is Timothy Gabe's father?

Will she succ my dic?

does my dead father watch me masturbate?

>>696343576
So, drummer?

Will i fap today

When I die, will I just, disappear?

Did Eli's friend steal Mason's 20 bucks?

Will i fuck her?

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>>696361703

>>696343576
will i find my soulmate till end of 2017?

will I ever have a girlfriend

>>696349908
nice one anon
nice one

>>696343576
Will I be able to kill that faggot I hate to the edginess and beyond?

will I ever be happy

>>696362367
Go fuck yourself, Satan.. fucking tell me you lil' bitch!

Is my penis small?

>>696362464
Lol off yourself also: rawlerino again

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>>696343576
are you afraid of me?

>>696362543
shieeeee
fuck satan
tell me your size, let me be the judge

>>696362654
/thread

will we be fuckbuddys soon?

>>696362543
rolling for this as well lmao