HALT! Dies ist ein Deutscher Kontrollpunkt!
By order of der Führer, hand over your papers!
Roll:
1 - Armed Resistance Fighter. Re-roll, if 1-5: You die in the firefight, if 6-9: You safely manage to retreat. 0 = You kill the guards single handedly.
2 - Innocent German civilian, released.
3 - Criminal, arrested on sight.
4 - Juden, arrested on sight & sent to death camp. Re-roll, if 1-9: You die in the holocaust. 0 = Your camp gets liberated by allied forces.
5 - Gestapo, released.
6 - Loyal Nazi supporter, released.
7 - LOST PAPERS, temporarily detained. Re-roll to find true identity during your interrogation.
8 - German Soldier on leave, released.
9 - Homosexual, arrested on sight.
0 - Disabled individual, sent to a German insane asylum. Re-roll, if 1-5: You break out & can re-roll, if 6-9: You stay in the asylum. 0 = Deemed sane & legally released.
Special Gets:
Even x2 - Schutzstaffel, released.
Odd x2 - Undercover allied spy, inconsistent papers - detained and interrogated. Re-roll, if 1-5: Released, if 6-9: Sent to POW camp. 0 = Allied troops break you out.
00 - Hitler's dog, Blondi. Given a treat & released.
88 - Kommandant of Auschwitz, Rudolf Höss. Glory to Deutschland!
x3 - Hitler's right hand man, Heinrich Himmler. Glory to Deutschland!
x4 - Der Führer's Fräulein, Eva Braun. Glory to Deutschland!
1844 - Der Führer Adolf Hitler himself. Glory to Deutschland!
>>696339900
hail hydra you dog
>>696339900
Kein juden here kamerade
'Shabbat shalom....danke, mein Führer.
O boi
Prussian rolling
Rerollo
>>696340110
You cant hold me, german pig
>>696340188
Glory to Deutschland!
>>696339900
hands papers
>>696340188
Glory to Das Deutsches Reich
Rawl
Hail hydra
>>696339900
Scheißer!
>>696340359
u gay fam?
>>696339900
nice triple dubs
>>696340600
good boy doggo
r0ll
>>696340614
reroll
>>696339900
Heil Himmler/doggo
Achtung!
>>696339900
ROLL
O
L
L
Hitler is my dad
>>696339900
roller
>>696340957
lost papers, eh?
>>696339900
Roll
>>696339900
HEIL HITLER
bazinga
>>696341961
Reroll
>>696339900
gutentag.
>>696342024
fak
heil hipster
>>696339900
>hands papers in german
Rolling for monowitz
Feel like german soldiers would be in for a shit time if they asked Hitler for his papers.
>>696339900
heil hitler
Rollin'
>>696342620
Rerollin' for breakout and escape
>>696342672
Re-re-rolling
>>696339900
>1844 - Der Führer Adolf Hitler himself.
What? Do you mean 1488?
hitler=nigger
Glory to Das Deutsches Reich
re-roll
>>696339900
sure thing officer
>>696339900
dey see me rollin'
Kein problem here sind es
>>696343074
shit
Baguette
>>696339900
Roll
>>696339900
Aus dem Weg du Köter!
Hier sind meine Papiere
Unbeteiligter Kaufmann auf der Durchreise.
>>696339900
Report in
>>696343247
Reroll
Oy vey!
Nicht schiessen
rollerino godderino
Rollen
Let's see my fate
>>696339900
guten tag mein fruede
>>696339900
Oy gevalt
>>696343534
Pls no kil
>>696343621
Oy vey
>>696343614
reroll
>>696343654
RIP
>>696339900
nyan
roloololo
>>696339900
roll mf
>>696343734
nayn nyan
>>696343757
again
>>696343787
reroll
>>696343827
Fucking rolled 7 again, Reroll
Rolling for dank herr officer
Rollio
>>696339900
roll for 1844
>>696339900
Roll
>>696343954
Fuck
Rollinerin
>>696339900
rolling
>>696339900
ro88
Hail hitler let me though
roling 101
>>696339900
roll
>>696339900
rollingg
Roll nigga
roll for the Reich
i wan zo be ze kleine doge
lol again
lolocopter
>>696339900
roll
>>696339900
Ja wohl
>>696344724
Ja reroll
>>696344441
roll for retreat
>>696339900
plz
>>696339900
rollo
>>696345009
Fuck
>>696345027
Reroll
>>696345089
Shieeet i was in the closet the whole time
Pretteey gouwd
>>696345184
Adolf's sauna was getting cold.
Rololo
rollin for 88
>>696345546
Oh ja
Rolllllllili
>>696345340
Asylum?
For free?
yes! YES!
>>696339900
Gutentag, not juden, not faggot, only a normal German here, ja?
Kanker
Rollin
>>696339900
Heil the furher
>>696339900
Whats happend here?
>>696346004
Fuck me
Heil der fuhrer :^)
>>696346110
H-Hitler senpai, I promise I'm not a crazy. Let me gooo
>>696346070
No, iam sane! jail hitla!
>>696339900
Schaun mer ma was rauskommt
>>696339900
oi vey maischele ich bin detscher sehens net
Sieg heil
>>696346250
Reroll
>>696346274
Broke out
Nazi pigs
RōIl
>>696345943
Thank Fuhrer I got out from the asylum, it was so boring there.
>>696339900
Ich moechte keine Probleme....
>>696346387
My dog ate the papers!
roll,
>>696339900
>>696339900
GUY POSTING FROM JAIL GETTNG BTFO BY /b/ IN REAL TIME
>>696330752
>>696330752
>>696330752
>>696330752
Heil
>>696346420
Oh nein
rell
reroll
>>696346512
So jetzt was?
>>696339900
Hell fucking Seger
>>696346567
Hell Seger
>>696339900
Roll, Kamaraden.
Oy vey, goyim! Just passing through
>>696339900
FUHRER BE PRAISED
>>696346390
Oh shit not asylum again.
Das röll
rawlin
>>696346731
Reroll
>>696346680
Rerollin for breaking out
>>696346777
Lol trips finally.
Hitler was gay
>>696339900
rols
>>696339900
Don't you recognize me, mein friends?
Dia duit yis cunts.
>>696347437
Bollocks
>>696347499
Rolling for my freedom
rollerino
>>696347640
Winrar
Rollerino
>>696339900
HH 14/88
>>696347810
>0 - Disabled individual, sent to a German insane asylum. Re-roll, if 1-5: You break out & can re-roll, if 6-9: You stay in the asylum. 0 = Deemed sane & legally released.
Reroll
heil
rawling again
Keep up the good work, soldaten.
>reroll, not a fag
>Undercover allied spy, inconsistent papers... Sent to POW camp.
Spies weren't put in POW camps. POW camps were for captured combatants in uniform. Spies were shot.
>>696339900
Heil Hitler!
>>696340112
Sounds German to me
hello hitler
featuring Aryan female
>>696348831
roll
>>696348900
im actually a dog
Rollandddddd
Sieg roll, comrades
>>696339900
Roll for truth
>>696339900
Jew what
ROLLING FOR THE GLORY OF ROTHSCHILD
Totally not an enemy.
>>696339900
comin
For the glory
Reroll
Hello
Restiance fighter ?
Rawlin
>>696350616
I'm ok with this
>>696350735
Also with this
>>696339900
Roll.
Rollz
>>696350911
Uhoh
>>696339900
roll rolling
>>696339900
keep rolling rolling rolling rolling
>>696339900
Roll
>>696351524
Reroll
>>696351533
Reroll
>>696340159
Faggot
Ja ja
JAWOHL
>>696352930
Reroll
HEIL
K
>>696353005
Rereroll
>>696339900
This is a cool roll
>>696339900
Die
>>696339900
Rolling because dubs
>>696339900
8 get!
>>696339900
Rollen
Heil Hitler kameraden
rell
>>696353378
Nein
>>696339900
>>696339900
Heil Hitler Kommandant.
>>696353226
Woo. Looks like I'm on my way to speak with the Waffen SS recruiter.
>>696339900
faggot
>>696339900
Well...
>>696339900
ssssss
>>696353514
Oh shit
>>696339900
sss
>>696339900
Das ist der Fuhrer
>>696339900
lmo
>>696339900
Das ist der Waffen SS. Schnell Komrade.
im not a nigger
>>696339900
Blondi? Wunderbar! Welkommen.
DAS ROLLEN
Ich rolle
doishlayund
dammit im a goddamn Jew
>>696353930
rerollen
>>696354007
wilkommen mr. James Bond !!!
fucking nazi
>>696353669
A nigger juden faggot you are.
>>696354197
lost papers
>>696339900
i am der furher
>>696354271
reroll
>>696354334
damn so close
>>696339900
Grüß Gott!
>>696339900
wow hitlers dog
rollan for poland
Check em!
>>696354500
wow, first try, too
Here are my papers. I hope everything is in order
>>696354525
check what?
lol GET
>>696339900
Wasser? Nein?
Rolling.
cyka>>696354480
>>696339900
I really want to be Himmler
>>696339900
Heil
>>696339900
thup
>>696339900
The Soviets did nothing wrong
>>696355017
THE SOVIETS DID NOTHING WRONG!
fuck it roll
>>696354814
Svens
>>696355060
YOU CAN'T HOLD ME!
>>696355124
aww c'mon man
>>696339900
power of the roll