Lost my virginity the summer before i became a sophomore in high school. Can't believe you people grew up without social lives, wasting your youth away playing video games and being lazy. Makes me feel good about myself tho lol
>>696210330 Nah, speak for yourself. Dont you have an anime doll to go cuddle with? Perhaps mommy is bringing down another batch of pizza rolls to the basement? Be sure to tell dad how many kills you got on video games today, I'm sure he'll be proud. Tell your autism counselor I said hi!
>>696209572 26 year old kissless virgin as well. Had my chance and fucked it up when I was 22. Since then I fucked up some more but nowhere near as bad. >>696210222 We're not as cool as you, we don't even get trips.
>>696211461 I just frankly don't understand. I don't mean any disrespect or "edginess." I'm interested what causes road blocks in someone's sexuality. I play hockey with this kid, he's like 19. He's not bad looking, really chill and actually charismatic - but still a lossless virgin. I wouldn't ask him "what's up" but I am really interested what causes these issues for young men in our society.
>>696212248 Did that several times. I also must mention I don't seem energetic with my voice. Occasionally was told I sound monotone, but I can't catch myself on that since I don't know. Even when I pretend to be enthusiastic it's still hard to break.
>>696212003 I think it's just straight up social anxiety. Maybe a fear that they'll say something wrong or spill their spaghetti while trying to talk to someone. Maybe a fear of being rejected.
Long ago before I lost the V card I had a crush on this girl and I wanted to pipe sooo bad but I was afraid she'd said no. I got close to her and became [FrIeNd ZoNe CuCk] and I didnt do anything about it because if she rejected me it would ruin our friendship on the off chance that sex might possibly come from it.
Later on I said fuck it and pushed my luck, luckily the girl I tried it on liked me back and ive been dating her ever since.
So yeah, fear, anxiety, or perhaps autism. Pick your poison.
Became a 23 year old kv a few days ago. I did miraculously got a cute redheads number randomly because she though I was cute. We've been on two dates now but I just can't work up the nerves to kiss her at the end of the evening. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing, but she's still talking to me for some reason. She doesn't know about my inexperience although I'm guessing she has a suspicion. I'm really not sure how to go about this. Wish me luck btards.
29 atm, next year in april Im gonna get wizard status. Looking forward to it, downt regret any thing. People tell me you live only once etc...so I rather do things I like until I get to that age I want to fuck. Hookers are always a thing...
>>696212675 you must be very very very autistic cause honestly i know girls that would jump on your dick - keep rocking the shaved hair dude this shit will get you crazy pussy if you just get confident
>>696212003 Honestly I have no idea. As far as I can tell I have no major deformities, am pretty fit, can dance, will finish my masters degree next semester and generally have a great live. So it's gotta be my personality but I never had difficulties making friends with people when I tried. I'm not super social but I know far more reclusive people than myself that had more success with girls.
>>696213878 No, you just have no social life or experience with women whatsoever. If they find you attractive, they could give a fuck less if you smoke. You're a beta and you'll never know these things, let the big boys talk
>lost virginity at 19 to gf >broke up at 22 >still only ever fucked her >thought fuck this >start reading up on Real Social Dynamics and game >Start the employ it >Make mistakes but i start getting results >Slept with 40 (approx) girls >I am 25 atm
Im 42. Many girls have offered themselves to me but none have been worthy. I get told Im attractive all the time. Besides Im saving myself for my neighbor once she turns 18, so I should lose my virginity at 50 if all goes well.
>>696213737 There's literally nothing interesting to tell. I met a great girl at university and didn't try anything because my friend had a crush on her and I'm a huge fucking idiot and coward. So the easiest way was to lay back and see what happens. And what happens was that they didn't get together and she moved to Norway. I had no experience at that point with girls. Since then I've never met anyone who treated me for a lack of better words more adoring. So in hindsight I'm pretty sure I at least had a good chance.
>>696209572 > Exactly same situation right here, /b/ro. > Turning 26 in a couple of months. > Never even kissed. > One year ago accepted the fact I will die alone and a virgin, so the thought doesnt hurt too much anymore.
I am from dysfunctional family, I am not feeling like being intimate with anyone. I do not even show my real self to anyone. I have this incredible fear of being close or others even knowing stuff about me. I do not enjoy spending time with people. The only people I can meet with are my other programmer fiends. We almost only talk about work, salaries, companies, technology, and other geek stuff. It is a little like dick measuring contest, but we push each other forward. All these are men.
Now I work from home, doing freelance stuff. I meet my clients maybe 2-3 times a week do discuss stuff. These are all men, entrepreneurs.
There is simply no moment in my life that would lead me to having a relationship with a girl. I just do not meet women and I do not enjoy doing things that would put me in their proximity. My work and my independence it the only joy in my life.
>>696215032 ye i know 4chan is the place to grow more autismo people are just cunts to each other but i really can't believe you're still a virgin
next time just fuck the fat bitch without even thinking. a fat bitch is still better than nothing, and remember: good looking girls aren't always the ones that fuck the best - let me explain: you have a fat bitch and an obnoxious 9/10 fit bitch - you will choose the 9/10 fit bitch for ego reasons. if you chose the fat bitch, you'd probably have better sex since fat/ugly bitches usually give ALL THEY CAN and i mean ALL THEY CAN when having sex, they do it like its the last time they're gonna have it unlike the obnoxious bitch that just fucking lies there and wont even bother deep throating you whilst sucking your dick.
I think i went too far, but i had to say it somehow, sorry for my shit english
Small dick reporting in, gonnabe wizard in a month. Have kissed, touched females then I wimp out cuz how do I please women with like 12 centimeters... I want penis enlargement willing to sell everything I own for it too. Any ideas other than find a guy with a big dong kill him and sew it on myself? Is there real penis enlargement?
>>696215640 But why are you hiding the real reason anon? We're all here for you. You just have to take the first step and tell us what's going on inside you. We're all friends here, aren't we. It's going to be alright!
Stop caring so much about people's opinions of you. Girls want sex just like guys so its not a matter of convincing a girl to have sex with an autistic manchild, its a matter of just finding someone who feels like it (which sounds harder than it is. Also just learn how to talk to girls, heres what i did.
>be me >fatfuck from ages 11 to 16 after my moms death when i was around 9 >was really self conscious, tried really hard to get girls to like me to no avail. >feelsbadman.png >download kik and start catfishing some girls, get nudes and just generally learn how to be a smooth little fucker >fast forward to christmas break my junior year >got a little taller so im thinning out >girls are paying more attention to me >start talking to a senior girl >get my first kiss after hanging out with her for about 3 weeks >BAZINGA.mov >get my first taste of a girl and fucking run with it >dump her because shes a prude >start partying >fast forward to summer >little taller, little thinner >Still not the hottest but my charm makes me a 8/10 in their eyes >hook up with senior girl with fat ass >hook up with girl who just moved back from Virginia >hook up with buddy's girlfriend (oops) >fast forward to senior year >get a gf, lose my virginity >dump her >now every time i go out i either hook up with my fuckbuddy or some other girl >just play it by ear, charm my way into girls pants
Its not all about looks, sometimes you just have to find the right person and work your magic.
>>696216498 or we just have small dicks. >>696216703 >>>696215999 >nice dubs btw yeah but i'd rather get drunk and black out on clonazepam and generally pursue drugs over girls. thanks for the advice anyways ill try to follow through
>>696216222 the real reason is that i am a loser who doesn't know any single women and would never be able to convince one to have sex with him. but i still hold on to hope that one day there'd be a bitch dumb enough to want to fuck me so i don't want to loose it to a whore
>>696216703 ahhhhhhhhhhhh drugs man. thats the problem. shit just gets on your way. i used to do drugs a lot too and didnt get much action, none in fact. its a matter of lifestyle honestly, i had to quit everything and stop hanging out with my drug companions lol. anyway dude just know that one day if you want to change you have the right face to get the pussay and shit
25. Never tried approaching a girl, so can't complain really. Thought I'd meet someone eventually and things would just click. Realize that was just a naive notion and things don't just happen without taking the risk yourself. The fact I haven't been approached leads me to believe that something is inherently wrong with me though.
Never go out or meet new people really. Now that I don't have outside circumstances where I'm forced to meet new people (college, etc.), any hope that I once had has kind of disappeared.
>at the bar >about to turn 20 >im a babyfaced overweight fuck. small dick. kissless and virgin. low self steem. >really and i mean really drunk with some buddies >met a 9.5/10 girl >girl asks for my number, but theres' a band playing too fucking loud therefore i cannot hear shit >i think i kissed her but cant remember >finally got her number when the gig ended >next day >now im too much of a pussy to even call her/text her because i dont think i deserve a girl like that
i have always been an autistic fuck with cute girls, and if i call her what am i supposed to tell her? i dont have money/car/job to get her out, im just a poor fuycking student
>>696209572 22 years old Kissed quite a few girls Came very close to losing virginity a few times Still a virgin though Everyone thinks I've slept with loads of girls because that's what I've told everyone and I'm very popular
>>696217922 i've got a shit hairline too, my teeth are kinda fucked so i dont smile a lot either, that doesnt stop me from trying to get girls and having sex every now and then. im not some kind of sex master but dude, insecurity is the actual problem. once you accept that you're not perfect you can get confident. trying to improve your looks, getting fit, buying new clothes, getting a haircut (in our case we dont have many options lol), socializing etc. just go for it man you have to learn to love yourself before worrying about what others think of you.
Lost my virginity to a hooker at 24, wish I never did, before that everyone knew I was a virgin and I didn't give a fuck. It's called having self confidence. Too bad I let my boner do the talking that one fateful evening...
Don't let these degenerate pieces of shit "humans" around you let you feel bad for being a virgin, it's a precious thing that should ideally be lost to someone you love and care about.
>>696219127 its in your head dude. i hope one day you truly will want to make it and will give yourself opportunities. set yourself simple goals, stop hangin on /b/ (go on /fit/ even without lifting i swear the atmosphere is less autistic and can be very inspiring)
>>696219133 The first week at university everyone had to tell everyone how many and like a fucking madman I said 17. The sick thing is people believed it, in fact I think it put a few girls off because they although I'm friends with most of them they always say how they cant trust me and joke about me being a fuckboy. I had pretty bad anorexia as a kid and I'm still on the cusp even now so I'm skinny as fuck but apart from that I'm pretty good looking and have a really easy time making friends, but apart from a few close encounters I'm still a virgin.
>>696219761 Give yourself 20 minutes to run 2.5 miles and do it every day. its an easy workout and you'll feel a lot better about yourself and start to see results after 2 weeks or so, its my college warmup for baseball.
>>696220046 Go to a bar every weekend and make it your goal to have a conversation with the bartender, and introduce yourself to people. Become a regular and you'll see opportunities and make some great friends.
>>696219745 thanks for sharing. close encounters are nice. all i have had is self-denial, meaning ive had a couple of girls interested in me in my lifetime but ive never taken a shot. ive just confessed my interest in one chick, three years ago now, and she wasnt interested. now im 30 and i dont get out much at all. luckily im a guy so i have a lot more time to find someone than girls have.
>>696219775 i dont think i'd lie about it, just say that it is none of their buisness in some polite way. hopefully ill manage to keep a face that doesn't lean them to think in one way or another.
>>696220046 that's what you think... socializing is easy when you're confident, gaining confidence is work, to socialise you have to go meet people, to go meet people you have to do stuff people do etc etc. why not join a sports club or activity whatsoever? i swear to god you are your own enemy and you don't realize how not big of a deal it is to interact with people. you have to want that shit deeply. it will come someday my friend
>>696220046 and btw you are right, muscles dont do shit. it gave me more confidence though. the /fit/ board is just pretty cool because everyone is about self improvement and its much more constructive than /b/
>>696220880 No one is going to hand it to you... Go be a fucking man and talk to people if you don't want to be a fucking basement dwelling autist your entire life. You can't spend your entire life on a site that romanticizes being a socially awkward sack of shit that is filled to the brim with people who have it way worse than you do. Do yourself a favor and make a change while you still can.
>>696220880 Then find anything interesting to say. Do you have anything that interests you that you could converse about? Or you could just be the passive as fuck listener and ask questions with only anecdotal comments occasionally.
>>696221581 there's an goal for you: GET THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR VILLAGE IF THERE'S NOTHING TO DO. no money? get a job
Learn to dance on youtube if you're this shy.. you see the problem is you just always say how lame you are and this shit wont help you. I'm pretty sure you had hard times before and you're not over it yet. or probably not. but if so dude just fucking live for tomorrow and get rid of your past.
>>696222509 Then as you attempt to make conversation with someone, simply acknowledge they are talking. Then listen. Tell them -in the moment- what your thoughs are on what they just said. Don't fucking sperg out and start every sentence with "ACKTCHUALLEE" and you'll be fine. If you're really that boring, then the wlrst that can happen is they stop talking to you and you're back to square one.
Daughter: Mom, I'm pregnant Mom: I though i told you when a guy touches your boobs, say don't, and when he touches your vagina, say stop Daughter: But he kept touching both, so it came out Don't stop, Don't stop.
1/ join image board and, chat rooms of something that interests you . Intermingle get better at talking to the opposite sex.
2/ join dating apps . Yes they are heavily geared towards women but atleast irk get you to chat to someone of the opposite sex. Come off friendly and laid back, not a creepy fuckibg weirdo that just wants to jump in their pussy. ( even if that's your intention ) .
3/ while doing this , go out more. Supermarkets , malls , game stores and social groups of stuff your interested in. The key to landing a girl is social interest. If your not physically attractive , at least be interesting. Which brings me to one more thing . Get a hobby. I don't mean fucking video games . A real hobby , something interesting.
4/ while doing all this , go out to clubs. Drink a lil , but not enough to make yourself into a dick head. The reason you can socially interact is because you over think. So drink till you become more confident, then hold a drink but only sip at it. ( looks weird with someone hanging out at a club or bar and You don't have a drink in hand ). If there's a dance floor , get up in it . Chicks dig someone that at least tries to dance . Just try not look like a complete fuck wit while doing it . Don't go solo , make sure there are others.
6/ the dating pool at 30+ is a slimy , pungent , sess pool of pus. Most girls are either bitter , socially retarded and or psychologically damaged. So get your ass moving. People keep telling you that you've have the rest of your life to meet someone. That's utter horse shit. Women have the rest of their life to meet someone because they have something to offer as collateral ... A pussy. So get your shit together , think possativly , relax and don't over think it.
>>696209572 25, never kissed, never held hands etc. I think I got used to it when I was 23-24; before then I would become depressed for a few days about twice a year. Now I can acknowledge that having a gf would most likely make me happier, but I'm not unhappy without one.
>>696209572 >Lost v card at 21 and slept with 7 girls all within 9 months of first time
Seriously once it happens it feels easy. The pressure is probably 50% of what's killing your chances. 2 things I've really noticed do it: Confidence and being comfortable with yourself. And as far as confidence goes, just fake it till you make it. Even if its obvious, trying really helps. Just don't be cocky.
Don't write yourselves off just because of your age. I promise you fuckers it'll happen
>>696225282 1/ no females are on an image board for things that interest me 2/ i've been on dating apps and the like, months with no matches, shits more depressing than anything 3/ no need to go to supermarkets, there are no social groups for stuff i'm interested in. have no real hobbies. 4/ i don't enjoy parties, let alone a party where i don't know anyone, the music's shit and drinks are expensive
>>696209572 >31kissless virgin, not to many friends >relised I die alone and accepted my fate >somehow it was still bothering me to see sex is something normal to so many people but to me it is just an insane fantasy that I wouldn't ever reach >decided to reach for lower goals >started making friends with Warhammer3000 >started to go larpin >did push ups on a daily base and checked online for outfits so I could improve my look >lost around 10kg, grew a beard and got my new outfits >asked a larpin girl (around 37 mom of 3 children) 4/10 >had a few enjoyable moths, had my first kiss, sex and also a bj >boosted my ego alot and I feel way more confortable >now I am dating an older 6/10 single mom atm
I just relised that my situation is still better than dying alone without ever feeling a woman. It is a great thing and actually it isn't impossible if you just do not aim for 10/10
literally anyone could get laid but most of you fucks are socially retarded freaks who don't own a fucking facebook or instagram where most of the fucking puss is at. Fuck my life i wanna die reading some of this shit.
Lost mine at 16 and im not exactly the best looking guy, just be funny/easy to talk to and don't act like a fucking cuck
>>696226396 Nothing comes to you unless your rich , a celebrity or physically look like a model . The point of a club is Norte shit music or expensive drinks. It's to advertise yourself. If the stinks are to expensive , drink before you go out. That leaves , putting up with shit music for a chance to interact / sleep with someone. Statistically your better off doing that then sitting in your room having a pull. Join image boards that interest the type of girls your interested in. Life is about compromise.
>>696225894 I hate this advice sounds like it's coming out of y'all asses. Last week I went to go have drinks with my sister and her friends when she graduated. I got there and all confidence and dignity walked right back out the door. I was pathetic. Every conversation I had I got made fun of between my sisters friends(especially the one she hinted liked me by a separate conversation).
Ended up looking like a big dork. Tried to catch myself but still got dogged down.
My name is different so they made a lot of fun out of that for too long as well. Eventually I just shut up because anything else that came out my mouth was something they were eager to make fun of. My sister was too busy drinking and talking to someone else to witness this shit.
>Just go out and talk to someone, have confidence. Just be natural.
There's a lot more you have to tell someone coming out at ground zero. That's why there's books made for us I plan to buy to help understand confidence.
>>696227164 i just really suck at talking. and from what i understand, you can't really get laid when you can't hold conversations with anyone. my mind fucks up after the first "hi" and goes completely blank. not a single thought enters. i do own fb, insta, sc etc accounts where i have the amazing amount of 3 friends...
>>696209572 Stoy time >Be 25. >Virgin as hell. >Had a job, had car, workout. >None of this helping. >Said: Fuck I cant take this anymore, gonna hire a hooker. >200 bucks, blonde, skinny, in her place. >She was nice to me, sucked without a condom, came two times. Fucked her in 4 postions, nice chat after sex. >I was finally free. >3 weeks later, a match on tinder. fucked on the first date. >I opened the Pandora box. >Moral, if you are a virgin, pay a fucking prostitute, who the fuck cares about who was your first one, just do it. You are not a fucking Disney's princess. >Peace out,
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