>Be a 26 year old virgin >Never kissed a girl either >Feelsbadman.jpg

21 and its getting unbearable

Im 24 also never even kissed a girl

>>696209572
Lost my virginity to a fat girl at age 27. Keep optimistic

I had sex on my 15th birthday with the class whore. I'm curious, why do you guys have a hard time getting laid? Social anxiety, etc?

Lost my virginity the summer before i became a sophomore in high school. Can't believe you people grew up without social lives, wasting your youth away playing video games and being lazy. Makes me feel good about myself tho lol

>>696209923
Ive rarely left the house for 9 years. Havent left the house at all in just over a year.

level 32

17 years old, first kiss at 14 and first blowjob at 16 by gf

>>696209923
I always had to deal with that "I'm not ready for this" shit until I was 20. Stay hopeful bros

>>696209572

damn can't believe you losers exist

>be 19
>fuck every night
>100+ ez often drunk sluts

it's not hard, what your problem?

>>696210036
No need to lie on here bro. We all all virgin neckbeards

>>696210133

can you do a trick for us

>>696209923
Yeah that sounds about right

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>>696210222

>>696210089

have you tried greasing the walls so you can squeeze through?

>>696210330
Nah, speak for yourself. Dont you have an anime doll to go cuddle with? Perhaps mommy is bringing down another batch of pizza rolls to the basement? Be sure to tell dad how many kills you got on video games today, I'm sure he'll be proud. Tell your autism counselor I said hi!

>>696210450

haha no worries my man, just loosen up and try not to be so negative

21, virgin, kissed a few girls, only 1 when sober.

i don't meet any single young women and even if i did, i'd know they could do better than being with a loser like me

>>696210089
Jesus dude. Are you gonna be one of those fat dudes whose ass fuses with the couch, or one of them weirdos who looks funny at highschooler girls from the window?

>ITT: Social lives will get you laid.

Nah, broke my anti social lifestyle. Hell, even exercise every day. Still get same attention from people.

Most of the time they come off like they don't want to talk. Almost like becoming social didn't change a thing.

>>696210723

>try not to be so negative

That's the tough thing, everything sucks, everyone sucks. I'm a real gentleman.

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>>696209572
25
I embraced waifus so im good.

>>696210880
>I'm a real gentleman

When will you inexperienced virgins learn this is not what it takes lmfao this isn't a 50's romance movie fucking spergs

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>>696210361
sorry, turns out I'm a squib like the asshole on the right

>>696209572
Lost at 16 to gf. First kiss at 13 to different "gf".

It isn't that hard tbh just stop being aspie basement lords

>>696210900
>implying this could ever compare to having you gf come sleep over and having another human being to warm your bed at night
Cringe. Extreme fucking cringe

>>696210794
>Almost like becoming social didn't change a thing

That's because your fucking awkward. Your "social" attitude is just cringy and feels unnatural, probably reeks of 0 confidence.

>>696210900
what is the left chick from

>>696211192
>>696210900
Cringe masters

>>696211130

damn son, you're projecting a lot here

>>696210554
>>696210781
Im not even close to fat but I am the weirdo who looks at highschool girls

>>696209923
>>696210036
>>696210222
>>696211114
>LOL I can do things so it's not hard, losers

Well, if you can do something, it's probably not hard for you.
For you.

It's so hard to understand? Edgelords

>>696210794

>Almost like becoming social didn't change a thing.

you probably still have autism and don't even notice it

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>>696211192

My hentaifu Kirie Kagarino.

>>696210567
That's it bro. Let it all out. We are all virgin losers here

Fuck in 20 in less than two months. What should I do?

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>24
>kissed before, but virgin
well at least i'll probably be able to build myself a sex robot when i've finished my degree

>>696211324
Not projecting, I was the same way until the age of 20. Now I'm almost 23, doing really good after forcing myself to improve, got gf, not virgin (obviously), etc.

>>696211632
Im

>>696211124
>Cringe. Extreme fucking cringe
You sound very lonely

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>>696209572
26 year old kissless virgin as well. Had my chance and fucked it up when I was 22. Since then I fucked up some more but nowhere near as bad.
>>696210222
We're not as cool as you, we don't even get trips.

>>696210794

nah u just dont no how to talk to people correctly, probably autism

maybe not, just be cool and collected act like nothing matters

>protip: it really doesnt matter

>>696211461
> I mean ok

What do you guys want then? advice? or are you here to just wallow in melancholy like an AA meeting?

why don't you just hire a hooker if you wanna fuck?

>>696211510
thank you

>>696211461
I just frankly don't understand. I don't mean any disrespect or "edginess." I'm interested what causes road blocks in someone's sexuality. I play hockey with this kid, he's like 19. He's not bad looking, really chill and actually charismatic - but still a lossless virgin. I wouldn't ask him "what's up" but I am really interested what causes these issues for young men in our society.

>>696211767
number c

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>>696209572

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>>696211679
>calling someone else lonely
>owns 2 anime body pillow
Make up your mind

>you

>>696211130
>>696211494
What I was told to break the antisocial curse was to just talk to people. Just have a conversation. Seem interesting but most importantly be interested in them.

Exchange a few sentences and see where the conversation lead from there.

That's it.

>>696211880
because it's gonna look bad when you have to walk her past your parents to take her to your bedroom

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>>696211880
masturbating is cheaper

>>696212078

and did you? ur suppose to listen and pretend to care even if you dont

these are social norms

>>696209572

> mfw 20 years old and my main was on Eredar
> mfw fucked 3 chicks since I turned 17


Feels good man, was a close call

>>696212003
the issue is women have standards that i don't meet

16
Have made out with a girl so far

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>>696212005
c isn't even a number

got first kiss at 20
lost virginity at 25
but i got to stick it in her ass

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ITT:complete spergs who have never seen a human vagina in person and most likely never will. Stick to the anime pillows buddy, just like your semen does

>all of you

>>696212482

>I buy apple

kek

>>696212248
Did that several times. I also must mention I don't seem energetic with my voice. Occasionally was told I sound monotone, but I can't catch myself on that since I don't know. Even when I pretend to be enthusiastic it's still hard to break.

The issue with most people here is they won't change themselves in order to be presentable , no girl wants a fat neckbeard

>>696212449
>c isn't even a number
C=100

>>696212186
FUKING XD HELL

>>696212003
It's too pussyfied.

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>>696209572
18 kissless virgin
i'm gonna become a monk anyway

>>696212003
I think it's just straight up social anxiety. Maybe a fear that they'll say something wrong or spill their spaghetti while trying to talk to someone. Maybe a fear of being rejected.

Long ago before I lost the V card I had a crush on this girl and I wanted to pipe sooo bad but I was afraid she'd said no. I got close to her and became [FrIeNd ZoNe CuCk] and I didnt do anything about it because if she rejected me it would ruin our friendship on the off chance that sex might possibly come from it.

Later on I said fuck it and pushed my luck, luckily the girl I tried it on liked me back and ive been dating her ever since.

So yeah, fear, anxiety, or perhaps autism. Pick your poison.

>>696212449
I read that as "faag"

>>696211880
Don't have enough money

30 year old kissless virgin here.

I'm heading to a brothel in a couple of weeks to get it over with.


Don't end up like me, kids.

>>696211880
To me it's not about the actual fucking but getting a girl to accept you to fuck her without any other motivation than affection. If i can't even pull that off i'd rather die a virgin.

>>696212791
Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahah

18 yo never kissed
the 1st time i tried to talk with a girl she friendzoned me

if i get to 21 and still virgin ill go to a hooker

> be 17
> fuck my friend
> noPussyOnlyAsshole.jpg

After years I still don't know If I lost my virginity or not..

>>696212675

degenerate piece of shit, no girl fucks a guy who smokes

i hope you fucking die a virgin, bitch

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Became a 23 year old kv a few days ago. I did miraculously got a cute redheads number randomly because she though I was cute. We've been on two dates now but I just can't work up the nerves to kiss her at the end of the evening. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing, but she's still talking to me for some reason. She doesn't know about my inexperience although I'm guessing she has a suspicion. I'm really not sure how to go about this. Wish me luck btards.

>>696212745
God damn. Now that's gonna bother me forever. I'll need to change the picture.

29 atm, next year in april Im gonna get wizard status. Looking forward to it, downt regret any thing. People tell me you live only once etc...so I rather do things I like until I get to that age I want to fuck. Hookers are always a thing...

>>696212907

these fucking degenerates are triggering me

enjoy your cancer sticks you aboslutely disgusting faggots i hope you all die

>>696212791
you are so latee, gl hf

>>696212070
Jealous of my waifus

>>696213104

That's a joint. I would never smoke those cancer sticks. Especially indoors.

the reasons you fail:

>be degenerate
>be a fake nice guy
>be a supreme gentleman
>be autistic

you failures

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>>696213064
C U C K
U
C
K

>>696212805
Yeah but if you put no effort into being physically appealing then don't expect much

>>696212805
this so much, when i'm no longer a virgin i'd have no issue with hiring a hooker, but i want to lose it to someone who isn't a proffessional

>>696212675
you must be very very very autistic cause honestly i know girls that would jump on your dick - keep rocking the shaved hair dude this shit will get you crazy pussy if you just get confident

>>696213306
Dude you can't be a cuck if you don't have a girlfriend/wife

17, never even held someone's hand in a romantic way. I guess I'm just scared of rejection.

>>696212907
Carry on, soldier. Semper Fi.

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>>696212003
Honestly I have no idea. As far as I can tell I have no major deformities, am pretty fit, can dance, will finish my masters degree next semester and generally have a great live. So it's gotta be my personality but I never had difficulties making friends with people when I tried. I'm not super social but I know far more reclusive people than myself that had more success with girls.

>>696213380
why? you can learn something

>>696212907
you can do it bro! once you'll make it you'll see how not big of a deal it is

>>696210159
You should have just been a man and raped someone

>>696212003
In my case i am affraid to talk to any girl even if she is extremely ugly

>>696212861
Same man. Same. For me it's a mix of being to shy and girls showing limited interest in me.

>>696213402
>>696212675

haHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

samefag af

>girls love bald heads
>girls love smoking guys

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHASHUASHAHJAHAHGJA fukcing autistic faggot

my girl is laughing her ass off at you faggot

27yo virgin here
I have nearly 4TB of porn so don't feel sorry for me

>>696211690
Greentext?

>>696212883
i don't smoke and plenty of girls fuck guys who smoke atleast where im from

Shit I need to stop using this website
Nothing good can come of this

>>696213766

you live in the past and in a lie

>>696213209
the smoke is carcinogenic regardless of what's in it

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>>696213655

19 o virgin here kissed and fingered a girl

Sup

>>696213878
No, you just have no social life or experience with women whatsoever. If they find you attractive, they could give a fuck less if you smoke. You're a beta and you'll never know these things, let the big boys talk

>>696212675

listen, grow your hair out, trim your brows, get some piercings, get some fashionable clothes, STOP SMOKING AND LEARN HOW TO SHAVE

solid 7 then

Mostly because i wait them to come and talk with me instead of i having the iniciative

>>696213402
you're right i am very autistic.

>>696213948

>photoshop af

pls kiddo

>>696213581
what would i learn other than how to hire a hooker?

>>696214010
Smoking isn't a deal breaker but most of them don't like it

>>696214010

LOLLOOOOOOL

holy shit faggot holy fucking shit, you're completely retarded. enjoy your shit life smoker LOLOL

>>696214178
You would learn that money brings pleasure

>lost virginity at 19 to gf
>broke up at 22
>still only ever fucked her
>thought fuck this
>start reading up on Real Social Dynamics and game
>Start the employ it
>Make mistakes but i start getting results
>Slept with 40 (approx) girls
>I am 25 atm

There is hope

Im 42. Many girls have offered themselves to me but none have been worthy. I get told Im attractive all the time. Besides Im saving myself for my neighbor once she turns 18, so I should lose my virginity at 50 if all goes well.

>>696213737
There's literally nothing interesting to tell. I met a great girl at university and didn't try anything because my friend had a crush on her and I'm a huge fucking idiot and coward. So the easiest way was to lay back and see what happens. And what happens was that they didn't get together and she moved to Norway.
I had no experience at that point with girls. Since then I've never met anyone who treated me for a lack of better words more adoring. So in hindsight I'm pretty sure I at least had a good chance.

>>696214178
tell you're a virgin and tell her to show you how to touch, caress and eventually not cum in under 1 minute

>>696214141
you're in delusion beyond delusion you will suffer in the three realms without hope of release.

>>696214440

>without hope of release

my gf is currently in the shower im about to join her while you think about me

>>696214194
in murrica maybe, everyone smokes in eastern europe though for instance because cigarette prices are cheap af

>>696214384
what if she rejects you? or you plan to do it the hard way?

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>>696213655
nice try faggot
have fun with your imaginary girlfriend

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Fuck it

What you don't understand, is I make love to my hand. So I don't need you honney, I beat my dick like it owes me money.
That's why I say
Fuck it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sckUyIl_mGI

>>696214076
you'll make it bro, go lifting or something that'll make you more confident

/fit/ changed my life hehe

>>696214579
no one is ever thinking of you or your imaginary gf

>>696214416
but what would i get out of that if i can still only get a hooker? if anything, cumming in under 1 minite is benefficial so i don't have the pay for long sessions

>>696209572
> Exactly same situation right here, /b/ro.
> Turning 26 in a couple of months.
> Never even kissed.
> One year ago accepted the fact I will die alone and a virgin, so the thought doesnt hurt too much anymore.

>>696214384
No way she wants to fuck you , she will 18 last thing she wants is a 50 year old

I'm not a virgin, but no sex for 9 years. It's fucking painful

>>696214374
oh did prank invasion give you some ;) t i p s

I am from dysfunctional family, I am not feeling like being intimate with anyone. I do not even show my real self to anyone. I have this incredible fear of being close or others even knowing stuff about me. I do not enjoy spending time with people. The only people I can meet with are my other programmer fiends. We almost only talk about work, salaries, companies, technology, and other geek stuff. It is a little like dick measuring contest, but we push each other forward. All these are men.

Now I work from home, doing freelance stuff. I meet my clients maybe 2-3 times a week do discuss stuff. These are all men, entrepreneurs.

There is simply no moment in my life that would lead me to having a relationship with a girl. I just do not meet women and I do not enjoy doing things that would put me in their proximity. My work and my independence it the only joy in my life.

>>696214774
thanks, man didn't expect encouragement here, turns out it's a real love fest. i've had opportunities to do it with this fat chick, but i didn't really act on it due to my autist

>>696209923
2 words dude.

small dick

>>696215005

maybe you just need a dick in your ass?

>>696212186
fuck me my sides are in orbit of our planet

whats worse?
virgin or not having sex after you had it once?

>>696212186

"room mates"

>>696212186
don't your parents ever go out of town or something?

>>696215334
I think the second one, because if you tasted the honey once, it's harder to resist than when you don't know what this shit feel like

>>696215395
they are going on holiday this week
but i'm not going to hire a hooker to take my virginity

>>696215334

good question that no one can answer

>>696215032
>fat chick
I'd rather stay a virgin.

>>696215576
then you can juust pay for a whore

>>696210089
Do you need help? Agoraphobia and anxiety are terrible. They feed into one another. Go see a concert, go eat a meal at a restaurant. I'm here for you dude!

>>696210222
You sound horrible. Most likely compensating.

>>696215698
well, ultimately that's what i did.

>>696215032
ye i know 4chan is the place to grow more autismo people are just cunts to each other but i really can't believe you're still a virgin

next time just fuck the fat bitch without even thinking. a fat bitch is still better than nothing, and remember: good looking girls aren't always the ones that fuck the best - let me explain: you have a fat bitch and an obnoxious 9/10 fit bitch - you will choose the 9/10 fit bitch for ego reasons. if you chose the fat bitch, you'd probably have better sex since fat/ugly bitches usually give ALL THEY CAN and i mean ALL THEY CAN when having sex, they do it like its the last time they're gonna have it unlike the obnoxious bitch that just fucking lies there and wont even bother deep throating you whilst sucking your dick.

I think i went too far, but i had to say it somehow, sorry for my shit english

Small dick reporting in, gonnabe wizard in a month. Have kissed, touched females then I wimp out cuz how do I please women with like 12 centimeters... I want penis enlargement willing to sell everything I own for it too. Any ideas other than find a guy with a big dong kill him and sew it on myself? Is there real penis enlargement?

>>696210156
bb underage

>>696215734
I have standards bro

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>>696215640
But why are you hiding the real reason anon?
We're all here for you. You just have to take the first step and tell us what's going on inside you. We're all friends here, aren't we. It's going to be alright!

>Be 12
>Going into 7th grade
>Made out with a girl
>Felt tits

LMAO THERE'S NIGGERS HERE OLD ENOUGH TO BE MY DAD THAT HAVEN'T EVEN KISSED A GIRL RIP

>>696216021
12 centimeters isnt that small bro, you shouldnt give a fuck and just shove it up whenever you can

>>696216021
exactly my problem.

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Stop caring so much about people's opinions of you. Girls want sex just like guys so its not a matter of convincing a girl to have sex with an autistic manchild, its a matter of just finding someone who feels like it (which sounds harder than it is. Also just learn how to talk to girls, heres what i did.

>be me
>fatfuck from ages 11 to 16 after my moms death when i was around 9
>was really self conscious, tried really hard to get girls to like me to no avail.
>feelsbadman.png
>download kik and start catfishing some girls, get nudes and just generally learn how to be a smooth little fucker
>fast forward to christmas break my junior year
>got a little taller so im thinning out
>girls are paying more attention to me
>start talking to a senior girl
>get my first kiss after hanging out with her for about 3 weeks
>BAZINGA.mov
>get my first taste of a girl and fucking run with it
>dump her because shes a prude
>start partying
>fast forward to summer
>little taller, little thinner
>Still not the hottest but my charm makes me a 8/10 in their eyes
>hook up with senior girl with fat ass
>hook up with girl who just moved back from Virginia
>hook up with buddy's girlfriend (oops)
>fast forward to senior year
>get a gf, lose my virginity
>dump her
>now every time i go out i either hook up with my fuckbuddy or some other girl
>just play it by ear, charm my way into girls pants

Its not all about looks, sometimes you just have to find the right person and work your magic.

>pic related: conquest from 4th of July.

Its not all about

I have a theory that most virgins are just closeted homosexuals. Primarily because pussy is the greatest thing ever.

>>696216465
I'm pretty sure that's a dude in your picture.

>>696215999
nice dubs btw yeah but i'd rather get drunk and black out on clonazepam and generally pursue drugs over girls. thanks for the advice anyways ill try to follow through

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28 same boat.

I have a generally successful life, career, friends, etc. I just suck with women for some reason.

I'm not the most physically attractive person, but attractive women have been attracted to me. I am just too inept to close the deal I guess.

>>696216498
or we just have small dicks.
>>696216703
>>>696215999
>nice dubs btw yeah but i'd rather get drunk and black out on clonazepam and generally pursue drugs over girls. thanks for the advice anyways ill try to follow through

>>696216893

drop to your knees real quick for a BBC though I bet

>>696215205
Mine isn't anything but average but ive still gotten laid easily, and in all the times we've fucked I've made her cum 4x more than me... its not all about size.
>Clichè

>>696216355
mods

>>696216222
the real reason is that i am a loser who doesn't know any single women and would never be able to convince one to have sex with him. but i still hold on to hope that one day there'd be a bitch dumb enough to want to fuck me so i don't want to loose it to a whore

>>696216988
these are dubs. what that guy had were trips.

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>>696216355

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>>696212883
>>696213402
>>696213655
>>696214061
here's a pic of my limp dick

>>696216703
ahhhhhhhhhhhh drugs man. thats the problem. shit just gets on your way. i used to do drugs a lot too and didnt get much action, none in fact. its a matter of lifestyle honestly, i had to quit everything and stop hanging out with my drug companions lol. anyway dude just know that one day if you want to change you have the right face to get the pussay and shit

25.
Never tried approaching a girl, so can't complain really. Thought I'd meet someone eventually and things would just click. Realize that was just a naive notion and things don't just happen without taking the risk yourself. The fact I haven't been approached leads me to believe that something is inherently wrong with me though.

Never go out or meet new people really. Now that I don't have outside circumstances where I'm forced to meet new people (college, etc.), any hope that I once had has kind of disappeared.

>>696217202

mediocre

>>696216498
nigga, i wish i was gay, i've turned down guys before

>>696217193
Newfag

>>696216703
Trips fag

>>696209572
23, have had a grill when I was 16. We had some kissing and petting but thats it.

What am I?

>inb4 a faggot

>>696217171
sorry im on 6mg clonazepam

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>>696217202
Yeah. Why though?

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>>696216670
If you wanted more pics you couldve just asked

Gay, 20, kinda closeted.
I feel like a waste when women ask me out or show interest in me.

>>696217132
are you happy with yourself? looks and stuff?

>>696217356
im in a blackout
can barely get the captcha

>>696217202
>not being circumcised
you are human filth

>>696217275
also a lot of jerking off, which im quitting.

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>>696217419
Thanks but really I only wanted to imply that you're a fag. And now you've gone and ruined it.

>>696217355
no sir, been browsing for 4 years.

>>696217634
cause an old jew didnt bite my dick off when i was baby?

>>696217543
i'm not comfortable smiling in public and my hair is thinning at 21. i'm not deformed but that's pretty much all i've got going for me

>>696217829
Still fag

I'm a girl and I lost my virginity at 14. Lmao

>22
>kissless virgin
>no friends
>alcoholic

>>696218000
all a girl has to do to loose her virginity is ask

>>696218000
femanon? pics

also, trips

>>696209572
Does having sex with my male cousin count? It is a haunting memory and I wish to forget it, but it happened

>>696218000
You being a girl means nothing about when you lost your virginity.

>Tits or GTFO

>>696217726
nah dude jerking off is okay as long as its like once a day maximum i guess, just try to watch porn occasionally and not every time you fap

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>>696218101
It's pretty gay obviously but I don't see why it wouldn't count.

I lost my virginity at 17 just fucked a 40+ year old 2 days ago lmao continue to be a savage lol

>>696209572
19 and virgin, but made out with some girls, even slept with one

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>>696218061

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKggnBh2Mdw

>at the bar
>about to turn 20
>im a babyfaced overweight fuck. small dick. kissless and virgin. low self steem.
>really and i mean really drunk with some buddies
>met a 9.5/10 girl
>girl asks for my number, but theres' a band playing too fucking loud therefore i cannot hear shit
>i think i kissed her but cant remember
>finally got her number when the gig ended
>next day
>now im too much of a pussy to even call her/text her because i dont think i deserve a girl like that

i have always been an autistic fuck with cute girls, and if i call her what am i supposed to tell her? i dont have money/car/job to get her out, im just a poor fuycking student

wat do

>>696218230
sometimes i try to jerk off without material, feels weird after years of using porn multiple times a day

>>696209572
I was 25 when I lost my virgin status.

18 kissless, dateless, etc. virgin. I've come to terms with the fact that I am a fat, ugly autist and have consequently given up on the idea of getting a girlfriend.

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>>696209572
Became a wizard this year.

The power is unbelievable, I advice you to hold out.

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>>696209572
22 years old
Kissed quite a few girls
Came very close to losing virginity a few times
Still a virgin though
Everyone thinks I've slept with loads of girls because that's what I've told everyone and I'm very popular

>>696218449
Call
ask for date
make KD & campbells
candels
fuck her

>>696218449
Go to a gym and lose weight you fat fuck, then you'll have the confidence to ask her out.

>16
>girlfriend since 9 month back
>banged her more than 100 times

>>696218268
But if no one knows, does it count? Also I may have had that gay experience but I do in fact like women.

>>696209572
From this, is becoming a wizard good or bad?

>>696210089
Do you work at all? I couldn't stand not leaving the house. But then again I don't have what disorder you have. Sounds terrible dude.

>>696209739
that's kinda sad, anon. you have my pity.

>>696217922
i've got a shit hairline too, my teeth are kinda fucked so i dont smile a lot either, that doesnt stop me from trying to get girls and having sex every now and then. im not some kind of sex master but dude, insecurity is the actual problem. once you accept that you're not perfect you can get confident. trying to improve your looks, getting fit, buying new clothes, getting a haircut (in our case we dont have many options lol), socializing etc. just go for it man you have to learn to love yourself before worrying about what others think of you.

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>>696210089
>haven't left the house in a year
Have you got scurvy yet?

I am a wizard unless you count my own mouth

>>696218449

are you /fa/shioning? attractiveness changes with your worth(clothing, accessories)

you can go from a 3 to an 8 with the right clothes, don't even have to lose weight

>>696218490
yeah i know that feel, just tell yourself that porn is the biggest cuck invention since you watch some dude bang a girl

Lost my virginity to a hooker at 24, wish I never did, before that everyone knew I was a virgin and I didn't give a fuck. It's called having self confidence. Too bad I let my boner do the talking that one fateful evening...

Don't let these degenerate pieces of shit "humans" around you let you feel bad for being a virgin, it's a precious thing that should ideally be lost to someone you love and care about.

>>696218847
i accepted i'm not perfect and it lead to less confidence. socialising isn't really an option as i have no one to socialise with

>>696218587
>because that's what I've told everyone
why though? ive never specifically been asked how many ive slept with, were you? or were you bragging about lies out of the blue?

>>696219017

that's one of the abilities granted

>>696219457
I can suck my own dick. I have no need for Mortal women to satisfy my wanton needs

Lost my virginity to my girlfriend on Memorial day Weekend. I was/am 19. I honestly thought I would never get close to having sex. Didn't realize how fun it is.

>>696219127
its in your head dude. i hope one day you truly will want to make it and will give yourself opportunities. set yourself simple goals, stop hangin on /b/ (go on /fit/ even without lifting i swear the atmosphere is less autistic and can be very inspiring)

>>696219133
The first week at university everyone had to tell everyone how many and like a fucking madman I said 17.
The sick thing is people believed it, in fact I think it put a few girls off because they although I'm friends with most of them they always say how they cant trust me and joke about me being a fuckboy.
I had pretty bad anorexia as a kid and I'm still on the cusp even now so I'm skinny as fuck but apart from that I'm pretty good looking and have a really easy time making friends, but apart from a few close encounters I'm still a virgin.

>>696218730
im not that fat, im just 15-20 kilos above my normal weight plus im tall. but overweight nonetheless. and im a lazy cunt i hate excersising no thanks.

>>696219023
yeah im always cautious with the hygiene/clothing stuff. nothing special but normalfag clothing.

>>696219133
if anyone asks, i'll happily tell them i'm a virgin. no point lying about it

>>696219775
I admire you man. I'm literally constantly bullshitting fake hook ups and have been since I was nearly 14

>>696219627
how does one go about giving themselves opportunities. no matter how many muscles i have, it wont the the socialisation part of my brain grow

>>696219775
Ive even lied about having sex with guys too just to spice it up. I'm 100% straight but my friends think im bisexual because I compulsively lie about hook ups to such a great extent

>>696219761
Give yourself 20 minutes to run 2.5 miles and do it every day. its an easy workout and you'll feel a lot better about yourself and start to see results after 2 weeks or so, its my college warmup for baseball.

>>696219627
also, my only goal in life is to die from cancer or some shit, anything that shortens my loife without actively doing anything to injure myself

>>696220108

>I compulsively lie

uh, pretty sure everyone does

>>696219867
anything to make me seem interesting, litterally everyonee else there will be talking about all their sexual exploits, i'd be the interesting one for not loosing my virginity

>>696220046
Go to a bar every weekend and make it your goal to have a conversation with the bartender, and introduce yourself to people. Become a regular and you'll see opportunities and make some great friends.

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>>696219745
thanks for sharing. close encounters are nice. all i have had is self-denial, meaning ive had a couple of girls interested in me in my lifetime but ive never taken a shot. ive just confessed my interest in one chick, three years ago now, and she wasnt interested. now im 30 and i dont get out much at all. luckily im a guy so i have a lot more time to find someone than girls have.

>>696219775
i dont think i'd lie about it, just say that it is none of their buisness in some polite way. hopefully ill manage to keep a face that doesn't lean them to think in one way or another.

>>696220309
I don't know if they do to the extent I have. It was really bad when I was younger but even now I make up something new to lie about to someone close to me at least once a week

>>696209572
Currently 19.
First kiss @ 16
First sex @ 16
First blowjob @ 18
First anal @ 18

I've only had two girlfriends in the past. I'm terribly fucking lonely. /b/ can appreciate this, though. At the age of 16 my gf was 12, so she was my first kiss and first time. The other was 15.

>>696220492
that's a smart way to think about it

>>696220046
that's what you think... socializing is easy when you're confident, gaining confidence is work, to socialise you have to go meet people, to go meet people you have to do stuff people do etc etc. why not join a sports club or activity whatsoever? i swear to god you are your own enemy and you don't realize how not big of a deal it is to interact with people. you have to want that shit deeply. it will come someday my friend

>>696220571
>16 my gf was 12

niggawut

>>696220498
i'd go to the bar, buy a girly drink and sit in the corner enjoying my drink alone. this won't get me laid. the bartender doesn't want to talk to someone who has nothing interesting to say

>>696220046
and btw you are right, muscles dont do shit. it gave me more confidence though. the /fit/ board is just pretty cool because everyone is about self improvement and its much more constructive than /b/

>>696220557
yeah 30 is plenty of time.

>>696220818
Is true. To be fair, she looked at least 16. They mature fast these days.

>>696220557
why lie about it? they weren't gonna be turned off by the fact i'm a virgin if they weren't interested in my in the first place

>>696220880
No one is going to hand it to you... Go be a fucking man and talk to people if you don't want to be a fucking basement dwelling autist your entire life. You can't spend your entire life on a site that romanticizes being a socially awkward sack of shit that is filled to the brim with people who have it way worse than you do. Do yourself a favor and make a change while you still can.

>>696220718
i live in a small vilage with nothing to do, i'd have to commute to go and do anything to meet people.

i won't join a sports club because i feel like i'm being judged heavily for being shit at all sports.

honestly, i'd learn to dance if it didn't mean showing everyone the fact that i can't dance.

>>696221108
some girls are into virgins, they have some kind of daddy issue where they want to make you a man.

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>>696221108
i said i wasn't going to lie about it, just politely say that it's none of their business (which is true).

>>696221025
aye. men gain worth over time, women lose worth. reality is hard. by the age of 35 most women will have a really hard time to get pregnant

>>696217332
Me too, i dont have social life, so i cant talk to girls

>>696221464
so say i talk to people... i am not an interesting person, i have no stories to tell, i'd bore anyone who talks to me... how am i supposed to have a conversation with a stranger?

>>696220221
this is the most stupid thing i've ever read in my whole life. you don't realize what cancer is. and life can be shit but it won't get better if you just keep putting yourself down

>>696220880
Then find anything interesting to say. Do you have anything that interests you that you could converse about? Or you could just be the passive as fuck listener and ask questions with only anecdotal comments occasionally.

>>696221623
mentioning my virginity could only draw attention to the thought of having sex with me

>>696221980
both male grandparents died from cancer, i know what it is

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>>696217332
>taking the risk
there's your problem right there.
you need to see it as a chance, not a risk.

>>696221977
You've done more than you realize, and even if you haven't theres always childhood stories and your thoughts as long as you dont redpill the shit out of them.

>>696222130
i have no interest that i could converse with a layperson about ad i have no anecdotes worthy of conversation

>tfw lost virginity yesterday night
>without a hooker/ paid sex
Feels good man

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>>696222187
if i were in a new place i'd probably go with that strategy. as long as you're not a weird person (making it obvious to see why you're a virgin) it could probably work

im just worried word will reach my family or people ive known half my life. people i'd prefer not knowing one way or the other.

>>696221581
there's an goal for you: GET THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR VILLAGE IF THERE'S NOTHING TO DO. no money? get a job

Learn to dance on youtube if you're this shy.. you see the problem is you just always say how lame you are and this shit wont help you. I'm pretty sure you had hard times before and you're not over it yet. or probably not. but if so dude just fucking live for tomorrow and get rid of your past.

>>696222509
Then as you attempt to make conversation with someone, simply acknowledge they are talking. Then listen. Tell them -in the moment- what your thoughs are on what they just said. Don't fucking sperg out and start every sentence with "ACKTCHUALLEE" and you'll be fine. If you're really that boring, then the wlrst that can happen is they stop talking to you and you're back to square one.

>>696222631
worried your family would find out your a virgin?

i come home every night, don't go out if i'm home, litterally only leave the house to go to work.

they know i'm a virgin.

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How to get laid
>Have above average looks
>Have an average personality
Or
>Have average looks
>Have an above average personality
(Bonus Points for above average in both)

Literally it's just this. It's not rocket science. Just work on yourselves you sorry faggots.

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Daughter: Mom, I'm pregnant
Mom: I though i told you when a guy touches your boobs, say don't, and when he touches your vagina, say stop
Daughter: But he kept touching both, so it came out Don't stop, Don't stop.

>>696222831
i'm sure they would, but neither of them wanted to die at all from disease

>>696212645
C=6+6

>>696223105
they think you're a virgin but they cant be sure

it can take 30 seconds to lose your virginity, if youre a guy there's no way of knowing for sure unless you say it

>>696222638
i'm not going to spend money to go to a bar, to spend money on drinks, to sit there and drink my drink because i'm too much of a pussyhole to talk to women

>>696209572
19. I've lost all hope now.

>>696224732
Shut the fuck up idiot, you have plenty of time.

>>696224490
they can think to beyond a reasonable doubt that i'm a virgin then

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>>696223468

>>696224993
it's not a jury though. any doubt is still a doubt.

>>696209572
Lost mines when I was 14, fucked 28 chicks

>>696223253
>Be better than average
So less than 50% can get laid?

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1/ join image board and, chat rooms of something that interests you . Intermingle get better at talking to the opposite sex.

2/ join dating apps . Yes they are heavily geared towards women but atleast irk get you to chat to someone of the opposite sex. Come off friendly and laid back, not a creepy fuckibg weirdo that just wants to jump in their pussy. ( even if that's your intention ) .

3/ while doing this , go out more. Supermarkets , malls , game stores and social groups of stuff your interested in. The key to landing a girl is social interest. If your not physically attractive , at least be interesting. Which brings me to one more thing . Get a hobby. I don't mean fucking video games . A real hobby , something interesting.

4/ while doing all this , go out to clubs. Drink a lil , but not enough to make yourself into a dick head. The reason you can socially interact is because you over think. So drink till you become more confident, then hold a drink but only sip at it. ( looks weird with someone hanging out at a club or bar and You don't have a drink in hand ). If there's a dance floor , get up in it . Chicks dig someone that at least tries to dance . Just try not look like a complete fuck wit while doing it . Don't go solo , make sure there are others.

6/ the dating pool at 30+ is a slimy , pungent , sess pool of pus. Most girls are either bitter , socially retarded and or psychologically damaged. So get your ass moving. People keep telling you that you've have the rest of your life to meet someone. That's utter horse shit. Women have the rest of their life to meet someone because they have something to offer as collateral ... A pussy. So get your shit together , think possativly , relax and don't over think it.

>>696209572
I'm 25.
Kissed two different girls. Was like the kiss you would give your grandma on the cheek, but on the mouth.
Will never have the chance ever again.
Please kill me.

>>696209572
25, never kissed, never held hands etc. I think I got used to it when I was 23-24; before then I would become depressed for a few days about twice a year. Now I can acknowledge that having a gf would most likely make me happier, but I'm not unhappy without one.

>>696209572
>Lost v card at 21 and slept with 7 girls all within 9 months of first time

Seriously once it happens it feels easy. The pressure is probably 50% of what's killing your chances. 2 things I've really noticed do it: Confidence and being comfortable with yourself. And as far as confidence goes, just fake it till you make it. Even if its obvious, trying really helps. Just don't be cocky.

Don't write yourselves off just because of your age. I promise you fuckers it'll happen

19 but I think it will happen soon since I have had more succes with women this year than ever before

28

>>696225247
Yep that's reality. Improve your social life and work out if you want it bad enough.

>>696225282
1/ no females are on an image board for things that interest me
2/ i've been on dating apps and the like, months with no matches, shits more depressing than anything
3/ no need to go to supermarkets, there are no social groups for stuff i'm interested in. have no real hobbies.
4/ i don't enjoy parties, let alone a party where i don't know anyone, the music's shit and drinks are expensive

>>696209572
>31kissless virgin, not to many friends
>relised I die alone and accepted my fate
>somehow it was still bothering me to see sex is something normal to so many people but to me it is just an insane fantasy that I wouldn't ever reach
>decided to reach for lower goals
>started making friends with Warhammer3000
>started to go larpin
>did push ups on a daily base and checked online for outfits so I could improve my look
>lost around 10kg, grew a beard and got my new outfits
>asked a larpin girl (around 37 mom of 3 children) 4/10
>had a few enjoyable moths, had my first kiss, sex and also a bj
>boosted my ego alot and I feel way more confortable
>now I am dating an older 6/10 single mom atm

I just relised that my situation is still better than dying alone without ever feeling a woman. It is a great thing and actually it isn't impossible if you just do not aim for 10/10

>>696225943
i had that too, but then all my social group moved away and i haven't even talked to a single girl in over a year

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literally anyone could get laid but most of you fucks are socially retarded freaks who don't own a fucking facebook or instagram where most of the fucking puss is at. Fuck my life i wanna die reading some of this shit.

Lost mine at 16 and im not exactly the best looking guy, just be funny/easy to talk to and don't act like a fucking cuck

>>696226396
Nothing comes to you unless your rich , a celebrity or physically look like a model . The point of a club is Norte shit music or expensive drinks. It's to advertise yourself. If the stinks are to expensive , drink before you go out. That leaves , putting up with shit music for a chance to interact / sleep with someone. Statistically your better off doing that then sitting in your room having a pull. Join image boards that interest the type of girls your interested in. Life is about compromise.

>>696226743
also if you are a whiny little turd ofc you will die alone. Keep in mind that if you dont change anything you just dont want it

>>696210133
Teach me the way (level 19 apprentice)

>>696212907
Make sure to push as much spit as possible into her mouth on your first kiss. They like that a lot it seems.

>>696227208
also, the only women at clubs are chavs

>>696225894
I hate this advice sounds like it's coming out of y'all asses. Last week I went to go have drinks with my sister and her friends when she graduated. I got there and all confidence and dignity walked right back out the door. I was pathetic. Every conversation I had I got made fun of between my sisters friends(especially the one she hinted liked me by a separate conversation).

Ended up looking like a big dork. Tried to catch myself but still got dogged down.

My name is different so they made a lot of fun out of that for too long as well. Eventually I just shut up because anything else that came out my mouth was something they were eager to make fun of. My sister was too busy drinking and talking to someone else to witness this shit.

>Just go out and talk to someone, have confidence. Just be natural.

There's a lot more you have to tell someone coming out at ground zero. That's why there's books made for us I plan to buy to help understand confidence.

>>696227164
i just really suck at talking. and from what i understand, you can't really get laid when you can't hold conversations with anyone.
my mind fucks up after the first "hi" and goes completely blank. not a single thought enters.
i do own fb, insta, sc etc accounts where i have the amazing amount of 3 friends...

26 here as well. Last night was the first night I asked a girl for her number, got turned down, while that stings it still felt good to work up the courage to do it.

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>>696209572
Stoy time
>Be 25.
>Virgin as hell.
>Had a job, had car, workout.
>None of this helping.
>Said: Fuck I cant take this anymore, gonna hire a hooker.
>200 bucks, blonde, skinny, in her place.
>She was nice to me, sucked without a condom, came two times. Fucked her in 4 postions, nice chat after sex.
>I was finally free.
>3 weeks later, a match on tinder. fucked on the first date.
>I opened the Pandora box.
>Moral, if you are a virgin, pay a fucking prostitute, who the fuck cares about who was your first one, just do it. You are not a fucking Disney's princess.
>Peace out,

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23 kv here. above average looking but fucked up childhood gave me social anxiety. getting a hooker if i dont lose it in the next year.

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>>696227609
>Just go out and talk to someone, have confidence. Just be natural.

>>696227898
if you have to hire a hooker in the end, i'm sorry friend, put you lose at the game of life. Kill yourself and spare the rest of humanity your oxygen you're wasting