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The ten commands of /b/. LET US HAVE RULE, LET US HAVE LAW.

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The ten commands of /b/.

LET US HAVE RULE, LET US HAVE LAW.
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someone pls bump my thread
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Thou shalt not leave your house without a fedora!
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>>696206221
bump fgt
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>>696206221

Thou shalt not marry a girl without a feminine penis!
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>>696206733
That was an early get.
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>>696206221
not sure if b8, an ITT or if you have never heard of the already existing rules

if it was an ITT you should have made a rule like
>dubs decide
or
>ending in number is specific rule
tho
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Thou shalt not rulefag
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Shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out.
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Never post traps and r34 threads
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>>696207026
nevermind the second part
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>>696207026
I thought the image was pretty self explanatory.

These threads aren't new, but I guess I should have been more specific.
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>>696206221
rhule
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Thou shall not speak about /b/.
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>>696206221
All feminazis shall burn in hell.
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OP is faggot
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>>696206221
>bumping OP's thread

>git gud
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Lurk more
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Thou shall check these digits
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>>696206221
Thou shall destroy dat ass as if it were a Palestinian Village located on the Gaza Strip.
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Thou shall not post in the cancer of ''If you dont reply to this post your mother wil die''
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If thou are a OP, thou are a faggot
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>>696207374
reroll
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>>696207359
rollllll
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>>696207269
reroll

00 get
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>>696206920
I wish I was more creative :(

samefagging and bump for potential.


also:

Thou shalt not leave your neck without a beard!
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Thou shal not be gay or trans
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>>696207185
it's my fault tho
wasn't looking at the pic tho
sorry tho
wasn't on /b/ for a long time tho
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thou shant speak moots name
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>>696206221
No commandment shall be taken as truth
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Thou shall not wipe ass sitting down
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>>696207269
Op is always a faggot should be rule 1
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>>696207374
Roll. Make this the first commandment.
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Thou shalt remember OP will not deliver
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check out my dubs x-DDDDDDDDDDDDD
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>>696207552
>>696207588
I got ya bro
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>>696207506
its ok tho

You made a valid point, next thread I'll put it in the OP
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>>696207588
Winrar.
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Thou shall praise shrek twice daily
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>>696207374
Just make this the 00 rule nobody willl fucking notice OP
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>>696207677
Nice
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>>696207677
Boom commandment
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Clinical Depression
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>>696206221
Thou must reply to this post or thine mother shall pass in her sleep tonight.
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Thou must fap to your waifu daily.
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Thou shall acknowledge traps are gay
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Shreks name should never be taken in vain
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>>696207803 pls read >>696207374
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>>696206221
Thou shal say that's pretty good after everything
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Updated.
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Thou shalt succ dicc
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Thou shalt hate niggers, jews, arabs and faggots
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Newfags will be called out
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OP shall forever be a faggot
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Thou shalt roll dubs.
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All anons of the female gender must present mammary glands with proper timestamp before stating ones business.
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>>696207879
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>>696207899
Nice get!
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thy arse isnt to be placed on thy keyboard
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Thou hand who visit /b/ shall be cured of depression and traps are not gay.
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>>696207863
>>696207863
I cant read
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>>696207899
>>696207933
Oh snap Moses!
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Thou shalt not masturbate without shrek in his mind
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Thou shall not post banana pictures
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>>696207899

checked.
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Never tell anyone you browse
4Chan
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thou shalt not give life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness to niggers
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Funny pictures aren't memes.
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>>696207803
Reply
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/b/ was never good
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Thou shalt become an hero.
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>>696208066
Oh, well...
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the cake is a lie
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Thou shall remember that niggers are not humans
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>>696208066

Check'd
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Thou shall fap to loli daily
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Thou must always check numbers in succession
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>>696207964
Self roll
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>>696208066
aw hell yeah
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Depression is bullshit. Kill Your Self
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Passing of solids should never occur outside Shrek's vision
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>>696208066
Tolerant as always
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Thou shalt not copy rare pepes
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Thou shalt always check these dubs
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>>696206221
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>>696206221
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Thou shalt checkem
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>>696208143
rerolll
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OP is and forever shall be, a faggot
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SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
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Thou shalt remember to post bananas in YLYL threads.
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>>696208123
Reroll
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Thou shall... wasted get
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Thou shalt checkem dammit!
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>>696206221
Thou shalt not start >>>/pol threads
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>>696206221
hold caturday true forever and always, for it is the sabbath day
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thou shal not fap to trap unless feminine penis
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>>696208227
>>696208232
You have to roll for these newfags
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>>696208243
uRoll
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Ignore the others, just follow the original 10.
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You shall have no other Godesses beside Boxxy
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Love thy /b/rother as thou would thyself.
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Thou shall remember that niggers exist to serve.
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suck dick
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This is a waste of dubs
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>>696208333
Overriding trips?
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Thou shall post cuck threads every hour
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>>696206221
Thou shall never fap to a penis.
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Thou shall check em'
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Thou shalt post tits with a timestamp
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>>696208343
Rpoll
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>>696207899

nice!


Thou shall not call Milhouse a meme!
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>>696208333
oh lawd
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>>696208366
U casual, we hate everyone and love everyone equally
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Op is always a faggot
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all glory and praise shall be bestowed upon Pepe
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Fur fags shall yiff in hell
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>>696208411
Nice
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>>696207374
reroll
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>>696208411
Bing, commandment
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>>696208366
What a waste
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>>696208477
>696208477
dubs speaks truth
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>>696208513
Reroll
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>>696208411
Ooo. Good one.
Thou shalt listen to dubs, follow trips, praise quads and commit sudoku for quads or highter.
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Thou shall remember that pepe is our lord and saviour
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>>696208513
This.
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>>696208513

reroll
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>>696208504
roll
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>>696208596
Total reroll
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If in doubt, thou shalt shitpost.
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>>696208585
you mean quints or higher
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If thou are shorter than 6ft, thou are a lowly manlet
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Donald Trump is our lord
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>>696208596
rolling for this
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>>696206221
>>696206221
Thou shalt always stick thine sharipe in thine posterior
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>>696208232
deez nuts hah goteem
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>>696206221
Thou shall complain about summerfags!
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>>696208748
O thank goodness this shit didnt win.

Thou shalt hold no gods above moot
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>>696208702

for this!
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All commandments are lies except this one.
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You shalt post OC every day
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thou should only come in the summer
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You shall not post spiderman memes
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Thou must check numbers in succession.
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Thou shall not follow this commandments.
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Tits or GTFO
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TWENTY TWO GET
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>>696208816
Rell for this.
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All of /b/ is faggots
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Thy shall pursue the rarest of Pepes
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fishe
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>>696206221
Thou shall always post jim profit.
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>>696208888
checkd
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thou shall always get
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Thou shall not forget about dre
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>>696208888
oh holy quads
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>>696208888
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If you don't follow these laws your mother will die in her sleep tonight!
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>>696208888
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
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>>696206221
Thou shall reply to these commandments or thine mother will die in her sleep this eve
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>>696208879
roll for this
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>>696206221
No fat chicks
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>>696208888
damn son, checked

also
>implying niggers matter
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>>696208988
god damn, occupied.. Reroll.
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>>696208888
Quads get free placement!
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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>>696208859
Rerollus.
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Thou shall fight for CP
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thou who dont reply to this post shall hast thy mother die in her sleep.
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Thou shall not sequential numbers waste.
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ggggggggggg
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thou shall never flood a shemale thread with skat
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>>696208840
Yes
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>>696208888
Maximus Kekicus Aurikeksus XDDDDDDDDDDD
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>>696209093
rerollius
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Everything you like is bad
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Thou shalt show thine tits or thou shalt leave
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>>696209105
reroll
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>>696209008
reroll
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>>696209112
Reroll
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>>696208596
reroll
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>>696208816
Reroll
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Thou shan't have a week in which they have not read mein campf
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>>696206221
sucking a non feminine penis is homo
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>>696206221
OP is a fag
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Thou shall never use the word faggot.
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>>696208724
thou shalt never post bananas in ylyl threads
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Thou shall obey SpiderMan's will
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Thou shall prefer Roberts, no Watson, nay Stone.
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>>696206221

Any whore shall present her blossoms or she shall be gone!
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>>696209216
thous shall not post cringy r34
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Suck a dick
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>>696209342
Reroll
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>>696209259
thous shalt always post bananas in ylyl threads
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>>696209166
I liked these rolls better.

Guys it doesn't have to be "thou shall"
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>>696207374
Fuck u
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thou shalt ignore every commandment before this one
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HA HA LE EBIN MEMES!!!!
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>>696209400
Awwww yea lori!
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>>696209342
Rotating in multiple directions to then let loose.
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>>696209233
this
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>>696209365
K
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>>696206221
bleruurhgh! lol
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>>696209400
FOR LORI
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>>696209506
oh shit already taken
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Ayyyy muh second quads.
OP put this >>696208888 in gold letters, I hadn't roll for nothing faggot.
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You do not talk about /b/
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Only post .webms in /gif/
no .gif
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thou shalt always be a summerfag
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thou shall post tits or gtfo is thou is a feline
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>>696207374
Please this
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Thou shalt hold no gods above m00t
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>Rule 1: Do NOT talk about /b/!
>Rule 2: DO NOT talk about /B/!
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suck this dick nigga lol
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>>696209583
Traps are just men with tits
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>>696209721
reroll
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>>696209606
it's already claimed you faggot fuck you
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>>696207677
shrek is love, shrek is life
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Thou shalt eat cereal from thy gapest butthole.
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Here you go OP
you R a new Fag
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>>696207374
Re mutha fucking rolllll
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Ignore all rules
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>>696209755
lmao
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>>696209722
yes
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>>696209755
WINRAR
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You must hight your mainbitch "Tom"
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>>696206221
Thou shalt fap without lube no matter if cut or uncut
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A penis can be feminine
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>>696209763
Quads > Dubs

Fucking summerfag.
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>>696209776
rawll :3
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Thou shall consume Ravioli at least once a week.
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>>696209722
Yes!
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thou shalt not post trap threads
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>>696209862
No
No no
No no no
Faggot
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Nigger
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>>696209876
any gets higher than dubs don't matter in this thread you fucking autismo
i can smell you fucking 12 year old edginess through the screen
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thou shall use zozzle instead of kek
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>>696209970
>get
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>696210039
Eww
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>>696207374
ROLLLLLLLL
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Everyone who posts overused memes is a newfag.
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thou shall only shitpost
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Pepe is not dead
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>>696206221
Thou shalt not shitpost or hide behind 7 proxies
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>>696206221
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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Alright b let's spice this up.

These gets are shit, boring as fuck. Let's be honest here. If you get trip you get to overwrite what's already written.
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>>696207374
I hate you....
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>>696206221
Gets it tit the fuck out
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rules 1 & 2 faggots
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thou shall post nice memes
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>>696209931
reroll
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