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HALT! Dies ist ein Deutscher Kontrollpunkt! By order of der

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HALT! Dies ist ein Deutscher Kontrollpunkt!

By order of der Führer, hand over your papers!

Roll:
1 - Armed Resistance Fighter. Re-roll, if 1-5: You die in the firefight, if 6-9: You safely manage to retreat. 0 = You kill the guards single handedly.
2 - Innocent German civilian, released.
3 - Criminal, arrested on sight.
4 - Juden, arrested on sight & sent to death camp. Re-roll, if 1-9: You die in the holocaust. 0 = Your camp gets liberated by allied forces.
5 - Gestapo, released.
6 - Loyal Nazi supporter, released.
7 - LOST PAPERS, temporarily detained. Re-roll to find true identity during your interrogation.
8 - German Soldier on leave, released.
9 - Homosexual, arrested on sight.
0 - Disabled individual, sent to a German insane asylum. Re-roll, if 1-5: You break out & can re-roll, if 6-9: You stay in the asylum. 0 = Deemed sane & legally released.

Special Gets:
Even x2 - Schutzstaffel, released.
Odd x2 - Undercover allied spy, inconsistent papers - detained and interrogated. Re-roll, if 1-5: Released, if 6-9: Sent to POW camp. 0 = Allied troops break you out.
00 - Hitler's dog, Blondi. Given a treat & released.
88 - Kommandant of Auschwitz, Rudolf Höss. Glory to Deutschland!
1488 - Der Führer's very own mustache in it's glorious entirety.
x3 - Hitler's right hand man, Heinrich Himmler. Glory to Deutschland!
x4 - Der Führer's Fräulein, Eva Braun. Glory to Deutschland!
x5 - Der Führer Adolf Hitler himself, leader of Nazi Germany. Glory to Deutschland!
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BC SF HDD DC jjhgfvhhjfdfdcbjgggfsadx
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>>695114135

>not a jew
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>>695114387

>still not a jew
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>>695114435

Abraham escapes this roll.

New roll.
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>>695114634

FUCK I SHOULD'VE JUST LEFT WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE.

0 GET.
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>>695114135

New roll.

>1488 get
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>>695115342

Boring.

Gimme something fun. New roll.
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>>695115407

Now we're talking.

Let's get something good.
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>>695115437

Ok no more jokes, let's get those papers found.
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>>695115516

>loyal nazi
>kek

Resistance fighter get.
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>>695115894
reroll for a pound extra
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>>695114135

rolleridu
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>>695117261

lol ez 0 get

kill these nazi bastards
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>>695117290

pz pie - vive la france
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Glory to the Fatherland
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>>695118541
reroll
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>>695114135
Rollin
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mein frauline
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>>695118688

Sieg Heil, Kommandant!
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>>695114135
roll
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>>695120222
WHOO HIMMLER IN THIS BITCH WHOO WHOO
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last time was a german civilian
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roll
+
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>>695120222

Heinrich, Sieg Heil!
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ein reich ein volk ein fuhrer
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>>695120488
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>>695114135
rll
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kniet nieder ihr untermenschen
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re-roll
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rollerino
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>>695114135
ok
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>>695114135
Ayyy Papi
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>>695114135
go
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>>695114135
reroll
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>>695114135
three glasses to toast please
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Mein Fuhrer!
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>>695122534

You've blown your cover, juden.
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who else makes assfuckin horny?
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hit me landa
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>>695122937
re roll

come on landa im feelin real lucky
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>>695122996
>>695122937
HAHHA HAHAHAHHAHA AHAHAHAH pleasure doing business with you hans
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Kchek em
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Rollen
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>>695123271
Reroll
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>>695122662
second roll
>Ich bin ein penis
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Let's see who I am
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Ah Landa! Da sind sie hier!
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>>695114135

I am a notary public in good standing, Hauptman.
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>>695114135
rollen
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>>695123531
0 GET
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>>695114135
Alles kar.
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>>695122937
>>695122996
>>695123096
d-d-d-d-d-double the loyalty to deutschland
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Alles in Ordnung hier, Herr Polizei! Heil!
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>>695123726
>Alles in Ordnung hier, Herr Polizei! Heil!
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>>695118688

Sieg Heil!
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>>695122937
>>695122996
>>695123096
>>695123682
*wipes away tear* i think this is my favorite thread ever
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>>695123670
Roll-Re
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>>695114135
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>>695114135
rawl
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>>695123636
That was a close one. I can't let them catch me next time. Shit, another patrol found me. Let's see who they think I am this time.
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Rollll
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>>695123941
re-roll
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Sheise, Heil hitler!
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>>695114135
Heil Hitler!
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>>695124000
Hitler's right-hand man win.
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Sieg heil!
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>>695124034
Crap, I'm a Jew. I did Nazi that coming. Let's see if I will survive the war.
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Reroll for Hitler.
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>>695124184
>Heil Hitler!
Crap, now I die
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Guten Morgen, Herr Offizier.
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>>695124417
Re roll
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>>695114135
Heil
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Rolioo
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>>695114135
Of course, my papers are right here.
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Nmorgen.
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Roll for the Third Reich
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>>695123859
>>695124689

Get on the train, faggits
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>>695114135
Roll
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I'm a superior blonde white male and loyal to our Fuhrer, I swear.
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>>695114135
Oh shhiiitttt
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>>695124907
Reroll
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>>695125172
Never mind i'm good
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>>695125167
Re-roll
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>>695114135
roll
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Might as well
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roll out
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rawls
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Heil!
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rerawls
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>>695114135
Here you go, sir.
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>>695126121
Reroll
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mein judden
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>>695114135
filhty jews
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>>695126711
killin jews pls
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Rolling to get roasted in an oven pls God pls
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>>695114135

Let's werf some Flammen
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>>695114135
Lost my papers.. Let's werf some Flammen!
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>>695114135
rollen für das reich
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Awww jizz
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>>695114135
nigs
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>>695114135
Hek yeah
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>>695128111
Pls
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>>695114135
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>>695114135
rolld
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Reroll
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>>695114135
Roll for 6
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>>695128531
rerollolllolllin
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>>695129050
boring.
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>>695114135
Nothing to see here!
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>>695130104
Oh fuck!
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