HALT! Dies ist ein Deutscher Kontrollpunkt!
By order of der Führer, hand over your papers!
Roll:
1 - Armed Resistance Fighter. Re-roll, if 1-5: You die in the firefight, if 6-9: You safely manage to retreat. 0 = You kill the guards single handedly.
2 - Innocent German civilian, released.
3 - Criminal, arrested on sight.
4 - Juden, arrested on sight & sent to death camp. Re-roll, if 1-9: You die in the holocaust. 0 = Your camp gets liberated by allied forces.
5 - Gestapo, released.
6 - Loyal Nazi supporter, released.
7 - LOST PAPERS, temporarily detained. Re-roll to find true identity during your interrogation.
8 - German Soldier on leave, released.
9 - Homosexual, arrested on sight.
0 - Disabled individual, sent to a German insane asylum. Re-roll, if 1-5: You break out & can re-roll, if 6-9: You stay in the asylum. 0 = Deemed sane & legally released.
Special Gets:
Even x2 - Schutzstaffel, released.
Odd x2 - Undercover allied spy, inconsistent papers - detained and interrogated. Re-roll, if 1-5: Released, if 6-9: Sent to POW camp. 0 = Allied troops break you out.
00 - Hitler's dog, Blondi. Given a treat & released.
88 - Kommandant of Auschwitz, Rudolf Höss. Glory to Deutschland!
1488 - Der Führer's very own mustache in it's glorious entirety.
x3 - Hitler's right hand man, Heinrich Himmler. Glory to Deutschland!
x4 - Der Führer's Fräulein, Eva Braun. Glory to Deutschland!
x5 - Der Führer Adolf Hitler himself, leader of Nazi Germany. Glory to Deutschland!
BC SF HDD DC jjhgfvhhjfdfdcbjgggfsadx
>>695114135
>not a jew
>>695114387
>still not a jew
>>695114435
Abraham escapes this roll.
New roll.
>>695114634
FUCK I SHOULD'VE JUST LEFT WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE.
0 GET.
>>695114135
New roll.
>1488 get
>>695115342
Boring.
Gimme something fun. New roll.
>>695115407
Now we're talking.
Let's get something good.
>>695115437
Ok no more jokes, let's get those papers found.
>>695115516
>loyal nazi
>kek
Resistance fighter get.
>>695115894
reroll for a pound extra
>>695114135
rolleridu
>>695117261
lol ez 0 get
kill these nazi bastards
>>695117290
pz pie - vive la france
Glory to the Fatherland
>>695118541
reroll
>>695114135
Rollin
mein frauline
>>695118688
Sieg Heil, Kommandant!
>>695114135
roll
>>695120222
WHOO HIMMLER IN THIS BITCH WHOO WHOO
last time was a german civilian
roll
+
>>695120222
Heinrich, Sieg Heil!
ein reich ein volk ein fuhrer
>>695114135
rll
kniet nieder ihr untermenschen
re-roll
rollerino
>>695114135
Ayyy Papi
>>695114135
reroll
>>695114135
three glasses to toast please
Mein Fuhrer!
>>695122534
You've blown your cover, juden.
who else makes assfuckin horny?
hit me landa
>>695122937
re roll
come on landa im feelin real lucky
>>695122996
>>695122937
HAHHA HAHAHAHHAHA AHAHAHAH pleasure doing business with you hans
Kchek em
Rollen
>>695123271
Reroll
>>695122662
second roll
>Ich bin ein penis
Let's see who I am
Ah Landa! Da sind sie hier!
>>695114135
I am a notary public in good standing, Hauptman.
>>695114135
rollen
>>695123531
0 GET
>>695114135
Alles kar.
>>695122937
>>695122996
>>695123096
d-d-d-d-d-double the loyalty to deutschland
Alles in Ordnung hier, Herr Polizei! Heil!
>>695123726
>Alles in Ordnung hier, Herr Polizei! Heil!
>>695118688
Sieg Heil!
>>695122937
>>695122996
>>695123096
>>695123682
*wipes away tear* i think this is my favorite thread ever
>>695123670
Roll-Re
>>695114135
rawl
>>695123636
That was a close one. I can't let them catch me next time. Shit, another patrol found me. Let's see who they think I am this time.
Rollll
>>695123941
re-roll
Sheise, Heil hitler!
>>695114135
Heil Hitler!
>>695124000
Hitler's right-hand man win.
Sieg heil!
>>695124034
Crap, I'm a Jew. I did Nazi that coming. Let's see if I will survive the war.
Reroll for Hitler.
>>695124184
>Heil Hitler!
Crap, now I die
Guten Morgen, Herr Offizier.
>>695124417
Re roll
>>695114135
Heil
Rolioo
>>695114135
Of course, my papers are right here.
Nmorgen.
Roll for the Third Reich
>>695123859
>>695124689
Get on the train, faggits
>>695114135
Roll
I'm a superior blonde white male and loyal to our Fuhrer, I swear.
>>695114135
Oh shhiiitttt
>>695124907
Reroll
>>695125172
Never mind i'm good
>>695125167
Re-roll
>>695114135
roll
Might as well
roll out
rawls
Heil!
rerawls
>>695114135
Here you go, sir.
>>695126121
Reroll
mein judden
>>695114135
filhty jews
>>695126711
killin jews pls
Rolling to get roasted in an oven pls God pls
>>695114135
Let's werf some Flammen
>>695114135
Lost my papers.. Let's werf some Flammen!
>>695114135
rollen für das reich
Awww jizz
>>695114135
nigs
>>695114135
Hek yeah
>>695128111
Pls
>>695114135
>>695114135
rolld
Reroll
>>695114135
Roll for 6
>>695128531
rerollolllolllin
>>695129050
boring.
>>695114135
Nothing to see here!
>>695130104
Oh fuck!