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Stay alert, Macheteman

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>>695020993
Stay alert, Machete Man
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>>695020993
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>>695020993
That was quick. Did you save the thread to?
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>>695021202
Just the one pic. I'm sure others saved the full. Shit was spooky.
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Where is Screencapguy
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Stay alert, Machete man

we believe in you
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Did he die?
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>>695021550
he said he was going to check the back of his house but that's when it got 404'd
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>>695021550
Nah, I'm sure he and his cat are fine.
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>>695020993
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>>695021610
Last pic and post was him saying that he was going to book it.
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>>695021550
He fled the scene with cat and machete in tow
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>>695020993
It's threads like those that make me keep coming onto this site.
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I screenshot all of the posts that seemed like OP
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>>695020993
It was the best thread in quite a while.
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>>695020993
stay alert, Machete man
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>>695021856
post
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>>695020993
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>>695022083
Want me to crop, or just post the screenshots
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Stay Alert, Macheteman. Hopefully it was just your grandmas ghost saying goodbye.
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Screencap fag was in wrong thread
http://m.imgur.com/gallery/HPm4E
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>>695020993
Stay alert, Machete-chan
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>>695022444
holy moley
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>>695020993
STAY ALERT, MACHETEMAN
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>>695022397
If you're referring to me I just didn't screenshot every single post, just what wasn't a response to OP
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>>695021856

I screened the whole thing. I make a post on r/4chan tomorrow since it'll stay on longer that way.
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>>695022773
No, I mean you posted your link in another thread.
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>>695020993
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>>695022397
Anyone notice how the last words of macheteman sound a lot like what The voice on th phone said? 'You are good people, God bless you'?
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>>695023104
Oh, sorry then
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>>695020993
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guys we gotta stay strong for Machete Man
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>>695023689
FFF-
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>>695020993
Stay alert, macheteman... Though I'm fairly sure there were a couple Venezuelans in those Colombian guerrillero ranks when we gunned you fuckers down.
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>>695020993
ok
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>>695020993
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>>695023784
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>>695023338
holy shit
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>>695023689
does anyone else think that Machete Man got killed and the attacker took over the phone?
The caller does sound like the last sentence
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>>695024091
OH SHIT!
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So he left the house in the middle of a storm holding his cat & a machete? Where was he gonna go?
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>>695024284
The police station
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>>695020993
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>>695024091
They don't sound they same.
They are the exact same three lines
No joke

Hopefully a Venezuela thing?
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Stay alert, Macheteman. Also, who else keeps a machete between their bed?
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>>695024091
Caller wouldn't know what OP was doing, unless he was a /b/ro.
And if he is, then holy fucking shit I'm spooked.
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>>695024353
He's from Venezuela......
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>>695024353
Someone who lives in Caracas Venezuela
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>>695020993
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>>695020993
STAY ALERT, MACHETEMAN
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>>695023689
This may very well be a hoax.
The steps aren't wet.
If it was raining hard enough to knock out power, they'd be soaked.
Also, several anons confirmed that it wasn't raining in his city.
Furthermore, using the same sentence might have been a hint from OP that he really was a faggot.
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Stay Alert, Machete man. God's speed mate.
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>>695024418
>>695024348
>>695024091
actually him being a /b/ro makes a lot of sense, he would know where Machete Man was in the house and if he left, he used our greatest tool against us
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When are the MODS going to start doing something about the flood of obvious underage posters that have shown up in the past few weeks?
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kill me please
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>>695025058
Blow it out your ass newfag. Like the mods give two shits about traffic.
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someone make a memorial for Machete Man he's most likely dead
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>>695025257
So what are you 13? 14?
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>>695020993

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>>695024798
this
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>>695025058
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>>695025907
Yeah I'm guessing 15.
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Stuy ulurt, muchute muuuhn
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I know this is a hoax. But I want to believe. ..
Ustedes son buena gente... Dios te bendiga... Ciao.
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>>695020993
stay 9gag, redditards.
>kill yourselves.
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TIME TO BRING OUT THE GREGORIAN CHANTS
O Salutaris Hostia quae
Tantum Ergo Sacramentum
Auctor Beate Saeculi, Christe
Vidi aquam egredientem
Salve Regina, mater
Angelus Domini, nuntiavit
Cor, arca legem continens
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>>695026777
Te Deum laudamus: te Dominum
Adoremus in aeternum
Ave Verum Corpus natum
Benedictus es Domine Deus
O quam suavis est, Domine
Panis Angelicus, fit
Tantum Ergo Sacramentum
O quam glorifica, luce coruscas
Sancta Maria, Ora pro nobis

R.I.P Machete Man
1989-2016
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Quería dicirte algo... De verdad pienso que eres un buen persona. Dios te bendiga... Buenas noches... Ciao...
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>>695020993
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>>695020993
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>>695020993
>inb4 macheteman uses his 4Chan magic on everyone's post to find their IP, thus revealing where they live, and murdering us in our sleep

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>>695020993
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE ISLAMIC TRUCK OF TOLERANCE

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POST THIS IN ANOTHER THREAD OR YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE TONIGHT
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