Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
It's an anime. everything is always more drawn out than it should be.
The Dazzling Cosmic Enormous Almighty Inter-Galactic Trans-Universal Pan-Dimensional Emporer-Of-Reality King-Of-Existence Omnipotent Omniscient Omnipresent Amazing Ultimate Super Incredible Holy Sacred Almighty Robotic Undead Vampire Mummy Dragon Succubus Kraken Werewolf Zebra Dinosaur Cat Dog Satanic Pirate Lord Absolute Infinite Godly Ultra Giga Mega Omega Great Waifu Machine of Space, Time, and Life has arrived to bless this thread.
Roll for your shitposting superpower:
0-1: You have a folder for every single poster on /waifu/ with exact filenames, and the ability to mimic anybodies persona.
2-3: You can guarantee a get, one dub every minute, trips every ten minutes, quads every 100 minutes and so on.
4-5: You can delete every OTHER /waifu/ thread at any moment.
6-7: You can spam without a captcha and no cool down, the only limit is how fast you can select an image.
8-9: You can recite every copypasta ever written from memory.
Dubs: Your choice of any of the above.
Trips and up: All of the above.
How exactly do you stab a skeleton?
oh boy i hope i get gets
i need a 6-7.
i'm running Window's XP on an Inspron 9300 from 2003.
Why are all of your filenames hilarious
once and far all
alright FAGGOTS. kitty cream here.
never say i dont deliver. fucking tribute has been done. gasai, fuck you. hope you enjoy.
i am now the king of /waifu/
Realms Con, Corpus Christi TX.
i'm a regular there as a TF2 Soldier.
The Dazzling Cosmic Enormous Almighty Inter-Galactic Trans-Universal Pan-Dimensional Emporer-Of-Reality King-Of-Existence Omnipotent Omniscient Omnipresent Amazing Ultimate Super Incredible Holy Sacred Almighty Robotic Undead Vampire Mummy Dragon Succubus Kraken Werewolf Zebra Dinosaur Cat Dog Satanic Pirate Lord Absolute Infinite Godly Ultra Giga Mega Omega Great Waifu Machine of Space, Time, and Life is impressed.
Is your cum actually pink, or did it just mix with the pink of the paper, Anon?
Ah, sorry to get you confused. Well, welcome. How are you?
Nothing too important, just tired of building shitty plastic chairs and I got called in to work tomorrow. What have you been up to?
Yui I missed you and your neetness
Took you long enough boy
Hot diggity damn! I have Afest next month here in Dallas
You call that a cum brah
>little cum is little
It's just something i do. someone called me out for not having filenames, so i gave them filenames. simple as that
Degenerates all of you!
I'm great, liking the threads so far =D
Good to hear.
I'm just chilling and playing vidya right now
Never thought I'd hear that.
Anyway, how are you Renge?
Godspeed you magnificent bastard
i told you 9 est. i did this hours ago lmao
pssh sorry if i dont have a category 5 hurricane coming out of my dick
i know what i am
Please go to en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=4chan&action=edit&oldid=729995570 and click "Save page."
Well now you have
I'm in a quiet corner of hell in which I'm skipping the MtG prerelease (which I only go to so I can dunk scrubs and win free board games) because I got called into work tomorrow. What vidya are you playing?
How's it hanging Rory?
Hey, good to hear. What corner of the world are you in? Got any hobbies? Job?
thank you thank you
No fuck you
i was thinking about coming on at like 7, but when i got on /b/ i saw posts about the whole turkey thing so i ended up on /pol/ for the next few hours. why? did i miss something here?
Woah there hol up Sachi I almost missed that post
You don't get by just lurking
been a 6 year Veteran attending this Con,i'm saving $500 so far this year.
Splurging on Madoka Magica junk if i find anything good.
I want to play League for some ungodly reason
I live in a tiny place called texas, I like to play games such as the binding of isaac (muh fave), and I'm a student, I want to become a psychologist
He did it! The absolute madman!
And now I do
2nd best Chara continues to be 2nd best
We were talking about the turkey thing too
Dayum, I HAD $300 but mother ganked me $200 and the rest I used on food and shit. The con is right after my birthday so I will get a nice amount of birthday money to go nuts
Hey Rory, where did you get your patch from? I want to get one.
>He plays MtG
What a fucking nerd. Everyone laugh at him.
>What vidya are you playing?
Isn't it obvious?
Isaac's some good shit, I have way too many hours logged in that. You and half the other posters on here, apparently. Galko, Shinoa, one of the Tomokos, and I think a couple others. No idea why everyone is in Texas.
I would join you but I don't even know what server you're on.
Hey Fran, how's it been?
Honestly I'm used to it by this point in life. And no, otherwise I wouldn't have asked.
he egged me to do it so i did. i do this shit all the time. i mentioned it here yesterday and he egged me to do his, so i did lmao
i always deliver fran
fair enough. i hopped on at 7 pm for the sole purpose of posting it here, because i didnt want to wait to see your reactions but i got caught up with the whole turkey thing. and wouldnt it be better if i posted it when i did since you were all busy? or was it because there were more people on??
goal is +$750.
i don't plan to spend it all, it is my saving's account, and there are a crap-ton of things i need to replace.
Why are there 2 frans 2 chandras 50 tomokos 50 megumean. Wtf happened to Rules pp.
l 2nd chandra change your shit.
I wish there were more interesting anime characters
most of them are tropes or shit
Oh, you play MtG? So do I
Seems you do
It's Hearthstone, come on Renge, it's all I play.
Bc it's fuckin big
>and way too hot
Its about the usual
Gotcha, luckly Im a spoiled neet so I dont need to worry about anything for the time being
you know it :^)
alrighty well, im here now
oh, and blake claimed
We've been over this Fran
But I can't go to prerelease tonight because I got called into work tomorrow and I'm goddamn salty
I forgot that you're a humongous faggot :^)
Oh, don't worry, it's just as hot here.
A beautiful waifu, fun games with friends, all victories and my very own pentakill
What moar can a man ask for in a night?
Where might your location be, good sir?
Hows your friday so far?
Big words for someone who goes to MtG prereleases.
Seen the the new Murloc hero?
Back from shower
I know how it is when work is garbo. Ive just been doing a whole lot of nothing, my best friends are driving to me and spending a few days with me, i think they will be here in an hour or two
Soon i will join in on victories
What else might you deliver?
Guess I forgot
I can't either, work and DnD games. I missed a session last week and will next week since I'm going to an anime con
What champ with?
Oh man full bodypillow is glorious, best sleep I ever have in my life and what batter feel there is than sleeping with waifu?
it's still in the plastic case, (i haden't even watched the anime yet when i bought it.)
might want to find and complete the set.
She's too pure to have her name spelled incorrectly.