Waifu claiming thread. Previous: >>694802742 Rules: >Claim

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>>694814287
It's an anime. everything is always more drawn out than it should be.

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Madoka, Claimed.

The Dazzling Cosmic Enormous Almighty Inter-Galactic Trans-Universal Pan-Dimensional Emporer-Of-Reality King-Of-Existence Omnipotent Omniscient Omnipresent Amazing Ultimate Super Incredible Holy Sacred Almighty Robotic Undead Vampire Mummy Dragon Succubus Kraken Werewolf Zebra Dinosaur Cat Dog Satanic Pirate Lord Absolute Infinite Godly Ultra Giga Mega Omega Great Waifu Machine of Space, Time, and Life has arrived to bless this thread.

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arahC claiming chara

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Roll for your shitposting superpower:

0-1: You have a folder for every single poster on /waifu/ with exact filenames, and the ability to mimic anybodies persona.

2-3: You can guarantee a get, one dub every minute, trips every ten minutes, quads every 100 minutes and so on.

4-5: You can delete every OTHER /waifu/ thread at any moment.

6-7: You can spam without a captcha and no cool down, the only limit is how fast you can select an image.

8-9: You can recite every copypasta ever written from memory.

Dubs: Your choice of any of the above.
Trips and up: All of the above.

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Claimed.
How's everyone going?

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>>694814438
Ooo! What con?

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AYYYYYYYO!

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>>694815051
Fantabulous, you?

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wew hu wew

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>>694815004
How exactly do you stab a skeleton?

>>694815038
oh boy i hope i get gets

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Claimed, be back after a shower

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>>694815038
i need a 6-7.

i'm running Window's XP on an Inspron 9300 from 2003.

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>>694815192
Why are all of your filenames hilarious

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once and far all

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Akane Owari claimed

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alright FAGGOTS. kitty cream here.

never say i dont deliver. fucking tribute has been done. gasai, fuck you. hope you enjoy.

i am now the king of /waifu/

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>>694815233
Carefully

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>>694815076
Realms Con, Corpus Christi TX.

i'm a regular there as a TF2 Soldier.

>>694815394
The Dazzling Cosmic Enormous Almighty Inter-Galactic Trans-Universal Pan-Dimensional Emporer-Of-Reality King-Of-Existence Omnipotent Omniscient Omnipresent Amazing Ultimate Super Incredible Holy Sacred Almighty Robotic Undead Vampire Mummy Dragon Succubus Kraken Werewolf Zebra Dinosaur Cat Dog Satanic Pirate Lord Absolute Infinite Godly Ultra Giga Mega Omega Great Waifu Machine of Space, Time, and Life is impressed.
Is your cum actually pink, or did it just mix with the pink of the paper, Anon?

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>>694814043 (Chara)
Ah, sorry to get you confused. Well, welcome. How are you?

>>694814050 (Shiro)
Qt
What's up?

>>694814258 (Mugen)
Nothing too important, just tired of building shitty plastic chairs and I got called in to work tomorrow. What have you been up to?

>>694815051
Yui I missed you and your neetness

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>>694815394
Took you long enough boy

>>694815491
>Corpus Christi
Hot diggity damn! I have Afest next month here in Dallas

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>>694815394
You call that a cum brah

>little cum is little

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>>694815307
It's just something i do. someone called me out for not having filenames, so i gave them filenames. simple as that

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>>694815051
BM

>>694815394
Degenerates!
Degenerates all of you!

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>>694815637
I'm great, liking the threads so far =D

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>>694815156
Good to hear.
I'm just chilling and playing vidya right now
>>694815637
Never thought I'd hear that.
Anyway, how are you Renge?

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Derp

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>>694815753
Godspeed you magnificent bastard

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>>694815704
i told you 9 est. i did this hours ago lmao

>>694815728
pssh sorry if i dont have a category 5 hurricane coming out of my dick

>>694815794
i know what i am

>>694815394
wew

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>>694814838
Please go to en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=4chan&action=edit&oldid=729995570 and click "Save page."

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>>694815968
Shoulda posted it sooner

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>>694815849
Well now you have
I'm in a quiet corner of hell in which I'm skipping the MtG prerelease (which I only go to so I can dunk scrubs and win free board games) because I got called into work tomorrow. What vidya are you playing?

>>694815938
How's it hanging Rory?

>>694815828
Hey, good to hear. What corner of the world are you in? Got any hobbies? Job?

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>>694815967
thank you thank you
>>694816059
No fuck you

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>>694816163
i was thinking about coming on at like 7, but when i got on /b/ i saw posts about the whole turkey thing so i ended up on /pol/ for the next few hours. why? did i miss something here?

>>694816023
;^)

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>>694815248
Woah there hol up Sachi I almost missed that post

You don't get by just lurking

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>>694815704
been a 6 year Veteran attending this Con,i'm saving $500 so far this year.

Splurging on Madoka Magica junk if i find anything good.

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Claimed.

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>>694816236
I want to play League for some ungodly reason

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>>694816236
I live in a tiny place called texas, I like to play games such as the binding of isaac (muh fave), and I'm a student, I want to become a psychologist

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>>694816438
wew wew

>>694816365
so why did you tribute Tsundere~chan's waifu? :^)
>>694816380
i am the master of lurking

New Teen girls board

http://live-for.pw

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>>694815394
He did it! The absolute madman!

>>694816572
And now I do

>>694816582
2nd best Chara continues to be 2nd best

>>694816660
delete this

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>>694816365
We were talking about the turkey thing too

>>694816403
Dayum, I HAD $300 but mother ganked me $200 and the rest I used on food and shit. The con is right after my birthday so I will get a nice amount of birthday money to go nuts

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Hey Rory, where did you get your patch from? I want to get one.

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>>694816236
>He plays MtG
What a fucking nerd. Everyone laugh at him.
>What vidya are you playing?
Isn't it obvious?

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>>694816737
O jeezus

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>>694816742
wew wew (no)

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>>694816582
Isaac's some good shit, I have way too many hours logged in that. You and half the other posters on here, apparently. Galko, Shinoa, one of the Tomokos, and I think a couple others. No idea why everyone is in Texas.

>>694816572
I would join you but I don't even know what server you're on.

>>694816737
Hey Fran, how's it been?

>>694816863
Honestly I'm used to it by this point in life. And no, otherwise I wouldn't have asked.

Kyouko please delete the thread

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>>694816723
he egged me to do it so i did. i do this shit all the time. i mentioned it here yesterday and he egged me to do his, so i did lmao

>>694816737
i always deliver fran

>>694816800
fair enough. i hopped on at 7 pm for the sole purpose of posting it here, because i didnt want to wait to see your reactions but i got caught up with the whole turkey thing. and wouldnt it be better if i posted it when i did since you were all busy? or was it because there were more people on??

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>>694816961

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>>694816800
goal is +$750.

i don't plan to spend it all, it is my saving's account, and there are a crap-ton of things i need to replace.

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Ama claim

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Why are there 2 frans 2 chandras 50 tomokos 50 megumean. Wtf happened to Rules pp.

l 2nd chandra change your shit.

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I wish there were more interesting anime characters
most of them are tropes or shit

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>>694817075
i'll post what i want

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>>694816236
Oh, you play MtG? So do I

>>694817026
I'm good

>>694817055
Seems you do

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>>694817026
It's Hearthstone, come on Renge, it's all I play.

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>>694817026
Bc it's fuckin big
>and way too hot

>>694817055
kek nice
>>694817127
78 cent megumeme

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>>694817055
Its about the usual

>>694817088
Gotcha, luckly Im a spoiled neet so I dont need to worry about anything for the time being

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>>694817127
hey sexy

>>694817184
you know it :^)

>>694817297
alrighty well, im here now


oh, and blake claimed

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>>694817184
We've been over this Fran
But I can't go to prerelease tonight because I got called into work tomorrow and I'm goddamn salty

>>694817185
Oh right
I forgot that you're a humongous faggot :^)

>>694817237
Oh, don't worry, it's just as hot here.

>>694817127
DM!

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Akiko claimed

A beautiful waifu, fun games with friends, all victories and my very own pentakill
What moar can a man ask for in a night?

>>694817178
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUZ8N9mCzLQ

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Claimed, desu!

>>694817473
Not having work the next day
>kill me please

Good to hear that you're having a solid night, though

>ren

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>>694817434
Where might your location be, good sir?

>>694817297
only neet modoka i have is a Pillow (Square, not body!)
of Mami.

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>>694817412
Hows your friday so far?

>>694817473
Very good!

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Holo claimed

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>>694817434
>got 'em
Big words for someone who goes to MtG prereleases.
Seen the the new Murloc hero?

>>694817642
*Horo

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Back from shower

>>694816296
Robit

>>694817237
Stabber

>>694817434
I know how it is when work is garbo. Ive just been doing a whole lot of nothing, my best friends are driving to me and spending a few days with me, i think they will be here in an hour or two

>>694817473
Soon i will join in on victories

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>>694817412
What else might you deliver?

>>694817434
Guess I forgot

I can't either, work and DnD games. I missed a session last week and will next week since I'm going to an anime con

>>694817473
What champ with?

>>694817642
Awoooooooooooooo

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>>694817613
Oh man full bodypillow is glorious, best sleep I ever have in my life and what batter feel there is than sleeping with waifu?

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I claimed her

>>694817782
http://spiceandwolf.wikia.com/wiki/Holo
Potato potato
Tomato tomato

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>>694817836
it's still in the plastic case, (i haden't even watched the anime yet when i bought it.)

might want to find and complete the set.

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>>694817900
She's too pure to have her name spelled incorrectly.

I claim the thread as my waifu