Heroes of 4chan PART 3
> ITT: we make super hero costumes without leaving the room
Whapshanka has returned! Calling all heroes!
Peter the Unicornian reporting
Keeping the streets safe with my fiber magic !
Giant Fist Guy reporting in!
Include your kik in your post so we can interview you for approval
Turbo Tape ready to tape that ass
also who the fucked screwed with the wiki navigation?
Calling all anons! Justice to all!
Toiletpaperman, the hero we have all needed at one time or another.
No idea. I just woke up to a shitstorm on the wiki
Cow of chaos
Created when terrorists where trying to mutate a cow with human genes
Fiber Force for LIFE! Delivering healthy diets and justice for any and all peace loving citizen!
bag man reporting in
Sandman standing by
I got your back bro, i put a hex on those isis fuckers.
salutes human beings, im the allmighty ayylmao-man¡¡
Shit like everyday.
Deppresed and lonely, on 4chan, with the fucking old lady in the house, who are gonna day in couple of days of everything go right, also playing RimWorld.
And saving the /ck/ of course
can some one plz like put them all together so we would have like a juctice leage kinda photo
eyylmao-man thinks this league needs a logo
The Unsinkable Captain Cravat, reporting in!
It is I the Leathered Tanker, panzermeister of the Ostfront Guard
Your secrets are always safe with, Man-illa Man!
The Unsinkable Captain Cravat does not have a kik, and is already pledged to the KKK
Sry, Steel Bagnolia now reporting in.
>it's hard to see with this thing
behold the power of eyylmao-man´s ultimate weapon, i call it the 3dimensionalmfruleroDOOM.it has the power of beating up criminals thanks to the power of measure¡¡¡ PD:what are your weapon an its abilities ?
I am The Straightener.
Those who choose the crooked path may lie in my wake.
Hello comrades! It is I, Soviet Time Wizard. I'm glad to see so many join the forces of the Soviet Watchers to fight the evils of this world.
My travels through time have been interesting, but I haven't found anything strong enough to rid the stench of the Nazi's. Until I do find something, we need more members to crush them!
Steel Bagnolia here with a quick question Straightener.
Do you think you could assist me after a mission sometime?
My bag wrinkles so badly some days, it's almost criminal
Dimitri reporting in
I was starting to wonder about you, Steel Bagnolia... wrinkles never lie.
It would be my great pleasure to assist you.
thank you, I am relieved.
Now if you don't mind, I must make haste to the airport to help travelers pack their carry-ons efficiently
Poppy Pyrus (Man-illa Folder didn't get the response I wanted)
>Technology; but what can you do
>Will help you keep track of things.
Time traveling comrade, we have returned from the front!
We bring the skull of a Nazi rat who we skinned alive, he shrieked endlessly.
I salute you, fellow hero.
Be safe out there.
I'm not the hero you asked for, or the hero you needed.
I'm the hero you'll get.
I am... PEEN
Could not think of a name and the shit quality is because no light
Thanks m8. It's authentic. From Venice!
I dream of the day when little sweaty hard to breathe mans can run amock with no fear of the Nazi scum.
Yet I also fear it, as I will have to finally lay down my blade and entrenching tool.
HOLY FUCK, NICE.
If dubs, change your name to Dat Boiancy
But anon.. Without an edge....
When will we know where to stop?
Fish Como Your Choice Of Three Items For $13.99
>it's another "I hate fun" episode
you can go back to the trap threads if you want, or stick around for something interesting. the point of these threads is that it's so autistic it's fun and hilarious
Death punch Reporting in Fighting for Men's rights!
It all started when I was a wee lad of 45. When I gazed upon my first anime. My dad, of course disproved of my antics; and kicked me out of the house. I roamed the streets; eventually finding a wise old man. I bashed his skull in and took his money, spending it on body pillows, figurines and my katana. I trained so hard in the Weaboo way I always emit cheeto dust. As for the winter part it's cold as balls where I live.
That will never happen, the ostfront guard will crush you with our superior German engineering
It became dark as hell once I took the previous pic. Its hard enough to see through the bandana and aviators, and suddenly it's dark
I think this thread is awesome! Finally some creativity on /b
I too have the same problem
You make me laugh little man.
Your friend here spouted the same nonsense, before I peeled back his face like an orange and ripped his skull clean from his spine.
You will all be crushed like vermin, underneath the Watchers boots.
Fuckin' belt dude!
More belts = more kung fu power.
Underage kid with TWO weiners probably about to get banned.
Borgo the Bounty Hunter reporting in
Makes you wish for more like this aka actually creative and interesting threads
breaking the sides of evil doers
gaining 40 keks with every critical hit
kebab remover back again, with my tools presented