Heroes of 4chan PART 3
> ITT: we make super hero costumes without leaving the room
Whapshanka has returned! Calling all heroes!
Peter the Unicornian reporting
Keeping the streets safe with my fiber magic !
Giant Fist Guy reporting in!
Include your kik in your post so we can interview you for approval
Turbo Tape ready to tape that ass
also who the fucked screwed with the wiki navigation?
Calling all anons! Justice to all!
Undergarments Woman reporting in.
Toiletpaperman, the hero we have all needed at one time or another.
>>694807652
No idea. I just woke up to a shitstorm on the wiki
>>694807780
I would say tits or gtfo but I can't imagine anything I want less
BUMPer Cars
>>694806603
this would be easy saying as i have a full waffen ss uniform in my room.
>>694808779
Contriboot
>>694808779
PUT IT ON FUCKER BECOME A HERO
Cow of chaos
Created when terrorists where trying to mutate a cow with human genes
Bamp
>>694808779
B the hero das fürher needs you to be
Bumperinos
>>694808897
>>694808901
I would but it has just been cleaned and I dont want to wrinkle or dirty it since i have to use it later.
>>694809206
For what?!
>>694809268
The anuual neo nazi meeting
>>694809268
For work friend, for work.
Now this is bumping
So, how many groups do we have now?
>>694809891
Again with forgetting the Soviet watchers! Also we have The Ostfront Guards
>>694809891
Fiber Force for LIFE! Delivering healthy diets and justice for any and all peace loving citizen!
bumpin
Oogaboogabro, the elder lurker
>>694810415
God kill yourself.
>>694808905
fagget
>>694808078
legit
>>694807333
legit
>>694807652
legit
>>694807780
Def want to know more
my work here is done
>>694808905
nice glasses
bag man reporting in
>>694810621
BEST
>>694810824
Same bagman from yesterday?
>>694810968
nopenope
>>694810824
Bag man, good to have you
>>694806603
Sandman standing by
vive la france
>>694810824
We have an association of 4Chans best heroes. We would love to talk to you about a position. Do you have a kik?
>>694806603
>>694811216
Name?
>>694811465
>vive la france
>>694811441
yes
veryfastplant
Not really my type of thread, but I commend the OC.
>Improving /b/ one post at a time
>>694811444
Check'd
>>694811216
I got your back bro, i put a hex on those isis fuckers.
>>694811444
>>694811782
im theyere bigest fear half isis / half baguette
salutes human beings, im the allmighty ayylmao-man¡¡
>>694811983
You might be fitted for the fiber force
Looks like fun but to lazy to look around
>>694811444
oooooo
Blue bandana man here
>>694812247
lazy fag
go serve your country
>>694812247
Do it for justice anon
link to the wikia
http://heros-of-4chan.wikia.com/wiki/Heroes_of_4chan_Wikia
>>694810623
> telling leader to kill himself
Nigga get the fuck out this thread
>>694812247
>>694810166
what the fuck are the ostfront guards
The one who saw all here
Dont have any pics left and too lazy to take a new one
So how was your day fellow heroes?
>>694813043
http://heros-of-4chan.wikia.com/wiki/The_Ostfront_Guards
>>694813103
Gypsys tried to touch some poor citizens. Gave'em a good whappin
>>694813103
Shit like everyday.
Deppresed and lonely, on 4chan, with the fucking old lady in the house, who are gonna day in couple of days of everything go right, also playing RimWorld.
And saving the /ck/ of course
can some one plz like put them all together so we would have like a juctice leage kinda photo
>>694812336
Welcome, hero!
>>694811444
that outfit would make a badass plague doctor
>>694811782
What is your name, hero?
eyylmao-man thinks this league needs a logo
Someone make nooseman please
>>694813260
Damn gypsys bein in europe for decades and still not trying to integrate
>>694813317
Hope things will get better for you
ITT: cringey children.
>>694813443
Thanks, I've inspired by the metrocop police from the Half-Life.
My name is the merciful Master Faggot and I'm raping any faggot with my telescopic stick
>>694813602
ITT: heroes and a jealous fag
>>694813521
If that old bag die it'll be gonna be here like heaven
>>694813602
sorry faggot, we don't fap to trap threads. just trying to make /b/ a little better
>>694813682
Go outside and enjoy your life.
>>694813720
What is your name hero?
>>694813495
We already have several logos. We're not only one team. More like the UN of superheroes
>>694813452
I am Oogaboogabro, I lurk and cast hexes but appear when called.
So many newfags that don't know how to remove exif data from photos. Incoming doxx
>>694806603
The Unsinkable Captain Cravat, reporting in!
>>694813037
I shall look but first a drink
>>694813825
"The ultimate hero"
>>694811782
Mr. Ooga. I am a part of a very special league, made of 4chans greatest heroes. If you have a kik, I'd like to it all to you about a position
>>694813720
May I ask of your abilities and a description?
>>694813930
wtf is the problem?
>>694814053
>I'd like to it all
>>694814117
I have the power of microwaving stuff fast af
hey u recruits get here
>>694814159
*id like to talk
>>694814245
Interesting...
Idiots.
MAN-illa Folder
>>694814417
Thank you very much
>>694813931
THE captain cravat?
>>694813931
Mr cravat, the original thread has formed a league of heroes. I'd love to talk to you about a position! Do you have a kik?
It is I the Leathered Tanker, panzermeister of the Ostfront Guard
Your secrets are always safe with, Man-illa Man!
>>694814531
Kek, what is your name, hero?
Steel Bagnolia reporting in.
>>694814748
The Unsinkable Captain Cravat does not have a kik, and is already pledged to the KKK
>>694814927
Sry, Steel Bagnolia now reporting in.
>it's hard to see with this thing
>>694814845
TrenchdiggerOtaku the broken neckbeard
>>694814935
Dat poster
>>694814792
fucking badass
>panzermeister of the Ostfront Guard
kek
>>694814935
Its not one group. We are like the UN of heroes, with multiple factions. But if you could get a kik, the original heroes from the first thread would love to have you
fucking chicken
>>694815028
My powers include:
>limited range of vision
>the ability to optimize the space provided by any container
>recycles
>>694815028
What abilities do you possess Mr bagnolia?
behold the power of eyylmao-man´s ultimate weapon, i call it the 3dimensionalmfruleroDOOM.it has the power of beating up criminals thanks to the power of measure¡¡¡ PD:what are your weapon an its abilities ?
>>694815195
Fucking love my Marilyn. She changes depending on the angle at which you view her. Full dress, topless, and nude.
>>694815291
Legit keks
>>694815368
Dude you're gonna choke
>>694815291
>>694815256
The Unsinkable Captain Cravat has heard your plea, and it shall be considered.
>>694815368
holy shit nigga, that 3dimensionalmfruleroDOOM is sharp af. check yoself befo you rek yoself
>>694814935
AW YEAH KOOL KILLERZ KLUB
>>694815517
nah, it is not plastic
>>694815028
>>694815291
this killed me, and not from cancer
>>694815918
Name, mighty hero?
>>694815745
Do you have a kik?
>>694816033
chekered. also chek the filename
>>694816033
filename
>>694813720
paris saint germain, what a fag
>>694815918
we found our leader guys
>>694816113
The straightener. Straightening out criminals of all materials
Captain Crimp checking in
>>694816033
I am The Straightener.
Those who choose the crooked path may lie in my wake.
>>694816593
That's not a human body shape.
>>694816593
My lord... So this is what god looks like
Hello comrades! It is I, Soviet Time Wizard. I'm glad to see so many join the forces of the Soviet Watchers to fight the evils of this world.
http://heros-of-4chan.wikia.com/wiki/The_Soviet_Watchers
My travels through time have been interesting, but I haven't found anything strong enough to rid the stench of the Nazi's. Until I do find something, we need more members to crush them!
>>694816593
Why do your feet look almost as long as your shins?
ELEPAHNT HAT calling in
Captain cravat, if you're out there and with a kik, we would be honored
>>694816593
Nice
>>694816855
>>694816841
nice to see some more familiar faces
- Whapshanka
>>694816626
Steel Bagnolia here with a quick question Straightener.
Do you think you could assist me after a mission sometime?
My bag wrinkles so badly some days, it's almost criminal
>>694816853
Hopefully just an optical illusion
http://heros-of-4chan.wikia.com/wiki/Dimitri_Poliakov
Dimitri reporting in
>>694817357
Is this the first love to spark between our heroes?
>>694817240
how you doing whapshanka?
>>694807780
White snow?
>>694817565
so, you're an occupation?
>>694817456
Dimitri my friend! What has hacking the world reveled to you? What secrets do you know that would blow our minds
-Soviet Time Wizard
>>694817357
I was starting to wonder about you, Steel Bagnolia... wrinkles never lie.
It would be my great pleasure to assist you.
>>694811444
if dubs this is also a get thread
>>694811444
Welcome to City checkums
"The Stimulator"
>>694817771
Greetings fellow tovaritch, i've just found Zuckerberg password
Iron Solder
>>694817832
thank you, I am relieved.
Now if you don't mind, I must make haste to the airport to help travelers pack their carry-ons efficiently
Poppy Pyrus (Man-illa Folder didn't get the response I wanted)
Likes
>Erasers
>Staplers
>Writing Utensils
Dislikes
>Shredders
>Dogs
>Technology; but what can you do
Talents
>Will help you keep track of things.
>>694817771
Time traveling comrade, we have returned from the front!
We bring the skull of a Nazi rat who we skinned alive, he shrieked endlessly.
>>694818447
I salute you, fellow hero.
Be safe out there.
I'm not the hero you asked for, or the hero you needed.
I'm the hero you'll get.
I am... PEEN
Winter Weaboo reporting in faggots.
I hope all you fags are stripping the exif data from your photos before posting them
>>694818739
Wonderful! We shall rid the world of these fascists soon enough!
-STW
this thread is something else, GJ anons
>>694818827
is that the map of GTA V?
>>694808621
>>694818769
That's the sickest plague doctor mask I've ever seen. No shit.
>>694818952
Yep
Could not think of a name and the shit quality is because no light
>>694818483
why does he dislike shredders?
>>694819040
Niggerman! With the powers of near-invisibility in the dark!
>also he robs liquor stores
>>694811444
Nice get. I'm sure your mom was proud to take this picture because of it
>>694819001
Thanks m8. It's authentic. From Venice!
>>694819260
She helped me with this.
>>694818887
I dream of the day when little sweaty hard to breathe mans can run amock with no fear of the Nazi scum.
Yet I also fear it, as I will have to finally lay down my blade and entrenching tool.
>>694819040
You look like a member of Slipknot
>>694819205
sounds good and what is my vehicle of choice? A Polaris ATV (see hat)
>>694813931
HOLY FUCK, NICE.
If dubs, change your name to Dat Boiancy
>>694819560
nice spooky skeleton head
Taus vegg reporting
>>694819560
Amen
>>694819568
I do? Just a trench a gas mask and a hat
Radical Islam
>>694815028
>>694815291
My fucking sides
so much edge in one thread
>>694819960
But anon.. Without an edge....
When will we know where to stop?
>>694816593
How did you transcend, mighty one?
>>694819892
BLYAT! It must be another member of the NANDO L.O.T. Your ways will not stop the motherland from competing it's mission
-STW
>>694810623
Like anyone cares about your unnecessary input.
>>694820072
Now I'm curious.
Tits or gtfo
Fish Como Your Choice Of Three Items For $13.99
And
Abathur
Reporting in.
>>694820085
WHEN JUSTICE HAS BEEN ACHIEVED!
>>694819747
Many thanks comrade, he fought well but died like the squealing vermin he was.
>>694819844
A shot of vodka for the fallen, brother.
>>694819960
B8 Man! With the ability to be fucking new!
Yall niggas are weird
>fucking white people
>>694820085
your infinite wisdom has altered my morality. Thank you, vulture-man. May each carcass you strip of flesh bring you healthy spawn.
>>694820275
>nigger
>on /b/
OFFICER TAYLOR REPORTING
>>694820275
>it's another "I hate fun" episode
you can go back to the trap threads if you want, or stick around for something interesting. the point of these threads is that it's so autistic it's fun and hilarious
>>694820101
A good dose of acid and a few too many beers. Only your mind is the limit, and I have none
Death punch Reporting in Fighting for Men's rights!
>>694818827
It all started when I was a wee lad of 45. When I gazed upon my first anime. My dad, of course disproved of my antics; and kicked me out of the house. I roamed the streets; eventually finding a wise old man. I bashed his skull in and took his money, spending it on body pillows, figurines and my katana. I trained so hard in the Weaboo way I always emit cheeto dust. As for the winter part it's cold as balls where I live.
toasting an epic bread
>>694819560
That will never happen, the ostfront guard will crush you with our superior German engineering
It became dark as hell once I took the previous pic. Its hard enough to see through the bandana and aviators, and suddenly it's dark
>>694820862
how does the microphone-to-respirator thing work? Do you have to yell?
I think this thread is awesome! Finally some creativity on /b
>>694820977
YES
>>694811444
Kinda looks like the metro cop outfit from Half Life, bump.
>>694820902
I too have the same problem
>>694820862
You make me laugh little man.
Your friend here spouted the same nonsense, before I peeled back his face like an orange and ripped his skull clean from his spine.
You will all be crushed like vermin, underneath the Watchers boots.
Fuckin' belt dude!
More belts = more kung fu power.
Underage kid with TWO weiners probably about to get banned.
>>694821694
well meme'd, sir
>>694821073
Borgo the Bounty Hunter reporting in
Kik:mwalkerr9
>>694818190
under-rated hero
awesome threads brothers
someone make a new thread
>>694820838
/bread
>>694815028
>>694815291
fucking hell
>>694820180
I'm american doe
>>694821940
Makes you wish for more like this aka actually creative and interesting threads
>>694821940
>>694822328
This is the first thread of the day for me. Fucking excellent. Gonna be sad when it 404's and it's back to YLYL bananas and fapping
>>694815028
kek-man
breaking the sides of evil doers
gaining 40 keks with every critical hit
open to name suggestion
>>694822510
good eye
saving this thread for future use
>>694822588
The Sherpa Strangler
If I make a new thread how many people will actually come to it?
>>694822510
it's not as funny knowing you had to shop it
>>694822899
Whapshanka is in
>>694822899
I'll lurk
>>694822899
I usually just let Whapshanka make the threads and I contribute
>>694822588
the Abominable Umpire
kebab remover back again, with my tools presented
>>694822899
Master Faggot will be there
>>694822899
Steel Bagnolia is always up for discussions involving heroism, and recycling
>>694822899
Skullfuckface and I can use it to weed out the Nazi and Muslim scum.
Then kill them, of course.