Waifu claiming thread. Previous: >>694782377 Rules: >Claim

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Going to go take a shower and get some food. Be back soon.

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>>694791761
I dont have a radio.. damn I wanna see this, fucking alaskian bush people is making me sleepy with that fucking banjo jingle

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Roll for your shitposting superpower:

0-1: You have a folder for every single poster on /waifu/ with exact filenames, and the ability to mimic anybodies persona.

2-3: You can guarantee a get, one dub every minute, trips every ten minutes, quads every 100 minutes and so on.

4-5: You can delete every OTHER /waifu/ thread at any moment.

6-7: You can spam without a captcha and no cool down, the only limit is how fast you can select an image.

8-9: You can recite every copypasta ever written from memory.

Dubs: Your choice of any of the above.
Trips and up: All of the above.

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What a time to be alive.

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Tristana claimed

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>>694791730
I'll be here, rooting you on behind the scenes.

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This is a great week.

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wew wew claimed

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>>694792211
How so?

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>>694792228
Shit quality lewds, as always.

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Miho claimed

>>694792012
Have fun

>Rattle rattle

>>694792123
>

Im going to bed night everyone.

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The world is goin' crazy and I love it!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-8nqgVSJIc

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I am a forced meme. please repost me

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>>694792342
Goodnight Milk Drinker.

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>>694792414

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Random QOTT:
How many lewds do you have saved of your waifu?

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>>694792032
>fucking alaskian bush people is making me sleepy with that fucking banjo jingle
wat

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>>694792012
I mean, last I checked, everything was still fine over on the stream, but who knows.
>You'll be back.
>They always come back.

>>694791730 (Akiko)
The filename was a joke on how Yoko wanted to do that for a living when she got out of school, so I can still see where there was confusion.

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claimed

>Join military
>remove kebab
>eat kebab
Solid plan, no?

>>694792342
G'night
>Tristana

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>>694792123
Soon not to be

>>694792129
tris

>>694792211
i must agree

>>694792342
Goodnight beautiful

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>>694792211
Week of happenings.

Praise kek.

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>>694792624
A handful? Maybe like 6 or 7, I'd have to check.

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>>694792624
depends on what you consider "lewd". 5 explicitly lewd, 10 if sexualised counts as lewd
>>694792592
6 thanks to this guy

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Still here. :3

>>694772761
go here, vote trump, and make /b/ great again
Takes 2 seconds.

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>>694792632
These hicks that call themselves alaskian set out in the wilderness to set up "brown town" and through the entire goddamn show is some banjo jinggling around.. shits so boring its making me sleepy

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>>694792624
Around 150

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>>694792624
You already know the answer to this, Sachii.
>Lewds of my waifu are hard to come by, you know.
>Strange though given that there are more Karen lewds than the rest of the Kinmoza group.

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>>694792697
Hey Yuuko!

>>694792679
Would you though

>>694792211
Weather is pretty chill

>>694792123
I'm assuming it's about Turkey

>>694792981
Lol that was me, deleting it right now though

>>694792624
Zeero

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>>694792679
you forgot the buy kabab
>>694792624
since i forgot to answer i has around 20 :o
>>694793189
i don't
>Strange though given that there are more Karen lewds than the rest of the Kinmoza group.
im guessing that's just because karen is the most popular and no one cares about the other characters :v)

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>>694792624
A lot.
A whole lot.

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>>694792343
Did someone say

Ze Warudo?

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>>694793232
were you also this guy?
>>694792228
Anyway, waddup boi?

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>>694793039
Oh it's a show! I had no idea what you were talking about and I thought you were going crazy

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one one can test

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>>694793526
Maybe the foul blood is finally consuming me
Umbasa~

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>>694793502
Nope, I'm not that committed

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>>694793232
I wouldn't hesitate

>>694793450
Not the kind of kebabs I was talking about

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PROTESTORS TOOK A FUCKING TANK
https://twitter.com/Souria4Syrians/status/754075343858896896
CIVIL WAR
>CIVIL WAR
CIVIL WAR
>CIVIL WAR
CIVIL WAR
>CIVIL WAR

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>>694793493
It seems I did.

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>>694793871
You can "get in there" and make ohayous of your future soldier mates; they can put it on their patches or make stickers of 'em

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global warmth

global happenings

>>694793899
>Fight for me
>okay

Erdogan, is a poor, slimy sod

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>>694794083
Oh, ok.

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>>694792624
46
Couple suggestive, but I wouldn't count them.

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CANNOT MOSSAD

T
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A
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>>694793761
Unfortunately not that committed. At least it was a good lewd
>>694793899
>fuck the military we have a tank

>>694794188
source

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>>694794351
That could be a possible QOTT: Do you save lewds from other waifus?

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>>694793719
DON'T YOU DIE ON ME YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!

>>694794561
*of*

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>>694793450
You (or (Deadman) Shiro) were asking me how many pictures I had of Yoko the other day when I mentioned Yume, and I said I had 137 (Now 203) pictures, and I later mentioned that I only had 6 lewds. Again, the lack of lewds from the rest of the Kinmoza group is quite disturbing, especially since Yoko is like the only one with a rack.

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>>694794561
Maybe.

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>>694794561
on occasion, if they're good or fappable. like pic related

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Hoo boy sorry I'm late y'all
Cancer Faggot claims chara

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>>694792624
Less than 30

>>694794169
Not what I was talking about AT ALL, but I could certainly do that

>>694794188
That pic is pretty fucking good. Whomever animated it knew their shit

>>694794561
Certainly

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>Guise go fight for me while I flee to Germany
>People actually do it

Roaches are really retarded, aren't they?

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>>694794590
When you're slaying beats and folks gone mad and get soaked in their blood, you'd slowly lose your mind as well

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>>694792342
Good night Miho.
>>694792666
>Satan
Ehh i'll probably dip in again when i get bored.

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>>694794982
Can someone fill me in on this turkey shti
Is government overthrow a good thing?

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>>694795027
That's fair.

Gotta go, maybe I'll be back later

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>>694795297
Farewell yuuki

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>>694795279
It's all perspective m8

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Only one for me

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>>694795492
So no genocide then?

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>>694795051
Well shit, didn't realize I got trips.
>Why not try again?

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>>694795279
It depends on what kind of overthrow it is; in the situation for Turkey, it's a breakthrough coup, which I understand they're doing for Democracy, abrupt moves lead to bad effects

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>>694795492
>>694795752
Just ship already

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>>694795279
>Is government overthrow a good thing?
Yes

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>>694795752
Only furries friend

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>>694795827
Ssssswing and a miss.

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So I hear Turkey is fucked

>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!

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>>694794655
yeah i think that was me
didn't remember you saying how many lewds you had though
>>694794561
depends if its a good lood
>>694794982
i can't believe that's actually happening
shits crazy

>>694796220
bronach

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This Turkey business is doing my head in...
>>694796220
Nice try.

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>>694795847
I have no idea what any of that means, Probably not important to me but still curiostiy strikes

>>694795869
*Insert smug kyouko pointing at a box that says "No"*

>>694795912
Oh okay, we when we overthrowing trump?

>>694795997
Damnit I wanna kill something!

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Saber claim
>>694794982
The absolute madmen
>Don't know what to think about this situation

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>>694796389
Right righto, calm your tits.
>>694796220
At least you tried

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>>694796389
You searching for that pink mist friend, it's a beautiful sight once found!

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2k claim

I'm in this thread because it has some Turkey discussion, please continue

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Oh my god. Not this shit again.

~You know who

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>>694796478
Umbasa saber!

>>694796550
>

>>694796576
The chaos blade... wonderful.. simply.. wonderful.. but the sword's true value.. can't be known without a GOOD KILLING

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>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed

Ohayou everyone~

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>>694796810
>I'm in this thread because it has some Turkey discussion
My fucking thoughts exactly!

>>694796913
You really like killing, don't ya? I like your style

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>>694796389
Don't worry, we still have vidja
>store fronts

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Mid thread claim

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Here to claim

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Now that she is not a nigger Casca is best girl

but only in the new anime as in the manga she is still a nigger

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>>694796478
Oy Saybah
How's the no fap challenge going? What day are you in? I'm starting today

>>694796389
This overthrow is bad because of how the military's handle, it's not like their other coups
Google is a good friend

>>694797269
Griffith did nothing wrong

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>>694796220
unlucky trips guy
really close
>>694797012
ohayo pizza person
>>694797353
M'Fuhrer

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Late claim

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>>694797012
Greetings

>>694797157
I never felt so alive!

>>694797228
NOT ENOUGH

>>694797237
Hows business

>>694797463
Meh I'll get a simplified story later

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>>694797463
Ended at one week. Starting over today
>>694796913
Umbasa Yuno

>>694797269
She was hotter black and you know it

Ain't you violating the 13th global rule?
>Do not use avatars or attach signatures to your posts

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>>694797718
Have you collected the magic sword makoto yet?

YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF FREEEAAAKS! IT BAFFLES ME YOU PEOPLE WOULD CLAIM CARTOON CHARACTERS AS YOUR WIVES! IS THAT HOW MUCH YOU FAIL TO APPEAL TO SOCIETY SO MUCH YOU MUST CLAIM A CARTOON CHARACTER? YOU DO KNOW THESE CARTOON CHARACTERS ARE JUST A SWEATY JAPANESE MAN'S IMAGINATION, RIGHT? IF THEY WERE SOMEHOW ALIVE, I'M SURE THEY'D FIND YOU CREATURES REPULSIVE.

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>>694797766
That'll spark some controversy
Check'd

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>>694797867
Hell yeah, son!
>Megumeme