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How to ruin a job interview in 4 words. GO

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How to ruin a job interview in 4 words. GO
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Your tits are splendid.
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I exclusively fuck niggers.
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Hi I am vegan
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>>694732904
I love using 9gag
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Where'da white women at?
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I like turtles
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I am white male
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>>694733337
>how to get in super easy
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I'm on team valor
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>>694733297
>Where'da
>one word
I'll allow it.
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Do you like mudkips
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>is lunch long enough?
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I dont have facebook
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Islam promotes only peace
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>>694732904
Hello my fellow redditor
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What is the pay?
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i was home schooled
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>>694732904
I vote for Trump
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>>694732904
I play pokemon GO
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>>694734054
i don't think that's gonna lose you a job tbh
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Smoke weed every day
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Have you shit today?
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>>694734188
>5
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I fucked your mother
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>>694734054
Hello, my fellow 4channer
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My names laquisha, nigga
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I raped my sister.
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My waifu is tomoko
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Hitler did nothing wrong.
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>>694733557
Feminist detected
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Black Lives Matter, Whitey.
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Nice shoes wanna fuck?
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im a black man
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>>694734401
you're the new manager
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>>694732904
OOGA BOOGA I'M NIGGER
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Allahu Akbar! Allahu Akbar!
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>>694733666
Why thank you, Satan.
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>>694732904
Chink. Nigger. Faggot. Cunt.
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Crossfit crossfit crossfit crossfit.
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My penis is tiny.
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I'm a genderfluid agender
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>>694732904
I am a vaper
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>>694732904
I'm a real go-getter
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I browse /b/ regularly
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>>694732904
Ay y'all niggas hirin'?
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Do you press charges?
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I retract my application.
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what's the pay like
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*HONK* *HONK* *HONK* *HONK*
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>>694735170
I see your hobbies include drinkin, smokin weed and all types of ill shit
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I'm a convicted felon.
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I fucked your daddy.
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>>694735455
meanwhile in france
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Do you drug test?
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My name is Moot.
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>>694734398
REEEEEEEEEE
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Your Mom Dies Tonight.
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i am from turkiye
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>>694732904

Is this a loss?
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>>694735455
>>694735455
KEK
Didn't See that coming.
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Then who was phone?
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Poo poo poo poo.
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>>694732904
Do you drug test?
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I often fuck puppies.
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I have one tit
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>>694733619

I just started my new job and I'm valor. You're a nigger.
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plenty of sexy horny girls of your city on 4changirl.jimdo.com
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Im a B tard
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>>694733337
Fact. In my state there is actually a law where companies need a certain % of race
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>>694736210
Good post
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I am a Jew
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>>694732904
>Look at the boss's wife's picture on the desk and say
Who's this dumb cunt?
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>>694734190
That will get you the job dumbass everyone except weird hipsters plays that shit
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>>694732904
I make child pornography.
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>>694732904
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>>> (@)@)*********(@)(@)**(@)
>Its 84 kills folks and that beats PO
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"I majored in Mathematics."

>especially if you never authored or co-authored any papers in college, nigger wtf are you doin?
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is that mewtwo outside?
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>>694737609
That will get you job.. now your boss likes you because you got him a mewtwo
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>>694732904
i dislike all muslims
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>suck my dick, fagglord.
instantly hired if you are applying in gay porn industry though
>eat shit and die
instantly hired if you are applying in murricah fast food indstry though
>I like mass killings
التعاقد على الفور إذا كنت متقدما في جماعة إرهابية الدولة الإسلامية
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>>694733908
fucking KEK
i actually got in so much shit when my boss couldn't find my facebook page and snoop on all the shit i do
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>Im good with children
When applying at brazzers
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Ah lowa ack bar
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>>694732904
I'm a proud SJW
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>>694732904
your waifu is shit
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>>694732904
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQPtKNZpfz4
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>>694734887
You are now CEO.. they dont want you to sue
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>>694732904
I'm a drug dealer
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>>694732904
I like Bernie Sanders
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>>694732904
hello i am muslim
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>>694732904

Do you liek mudkips?
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How do i triforce?
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fuck my nigger dick
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>>694732904
>HOL UP HOL UP
>*shoots up alley*
>HOL UP HOL UP
>*robs store at gunpoint*
>SO YOUZ BE SAYIN
>*eats a bucket of kfc*
>WE BE
>*plays dice*
>WORKIN AN SHIET
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>>694733170
Kek. I actually am vegan. Shit made me laugh
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>>694739234
[spoiler]tfw OP isn't the only fag[/spoiler]
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>>694739234
It was an underrated post
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Hitler did nothing wrong.
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Oh shit what up!?!?
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But who was phone?
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Hire or mom dies!
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Wanna see trap thread??
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When do I start?
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>>694733557

Coddled dipshit that sees the world through the filter of mass media detected.
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reply or mom dies
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My parole officer said...
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>>694732904
I play Pokemon GO
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My preferred pronouns are...
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>>694736847
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>>694737163
It's call affirmative action and it's all over. Blacks will get hired just for being black. A extremely hard working and more than qualified white man will get thrown away over a black man who only wants money to buy crack.
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>>694732904
I support Donald Trump
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I don't have to say a word.
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You're daughter looks hot.
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Im a sex offender.
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>>694732904
I voted for Sanders
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I love the muslims
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My real hobbies are:
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"Do you press charges?"
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jetfuel
can't
melt
STEELBEAMS
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>>694741260
this
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>>694733557

Zero knowledge of real world job hunting.
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>>694739379
calling fag when you can't even [spoiler] spoiler [/spoiler]
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>>694741291
98% of 4chan users won't get this bro
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>>694741643
calling fag when you can't even [spoiler] spoiler [/spoiler]
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>>694732904
Your daughter is hot.
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>>694733035
Depends on the job...
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My main is loki.
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>>694741710
calling fag when you can't even [spoiler] spoiler [/spoiler]
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Hitler did nothing wrong.
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I support Donald Trump.
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I'll suck your cock!
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Oh oh oh spaghetto
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>>694736065
neither did the people in nice
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>>694732904
It's snowing on Mt. Fugi
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Black Lyvez Matter, nigga
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>>694741793
calling fag when you can't even [spoiler]spoiler[/spoiler]
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Damn! You're fucking fat!
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Traps are so hot
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Feminism is my life.
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