How to ruin a job interview in 4 words. GO

Your tits are splendid.

I exclusively fuck niggers.

Hi I am vegan

>>694732904
I love using 9gag

Where'da white women at?

I like turtles

I am white male

>>694733337
>how to get in super easy

I'm on team valor

>>694733297
>Where'da
>one word
I'll allow it.

Do you like mudkips

>is lunch long enough?

I dont have facebook

Islam promotes only peace

>>694732904
Hello my fellow redditor

What is the pay?

i was home schooled

>>694732904
I vote for Trump

>>694732904
I play pokemon GO

>>694734054
i don't think that's gonna lose you a job tbh

Smoke weed every day

Have you shit today?

>>694734188
>5

I fucked your mother

>>694734054
Hello, my fellow 4channer

My names laquisha, nigga

I raped my sister.

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My waifu is tomoko

Hitler did nothing wrong.

>>694733557
Feminist detected

Black Lives Matter, Whitey.

Nice shoes wanna fuck?

im a black man

>>694734401
you're the new manager

>>694732904
OOGA BOOGA I'M NIGGER

Allahu Akbar! Allahu Akbar!

>>694733666
Why thank you, Satan.

>>694732904
Chink. Nigger. Faggot. Cunt.

Crossfit crossfit crossfit crossfit.

My penis is tiny.

I'm a genderfluid agender

>>694732904
I am a vaper

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>>694732904
I'm a real go-getter

I browse /b/ regularly

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>>694732904
Ay y'all niggas hirin'?

Do you press charges?

I retract my application.

what's the pay like

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*HONK* *HONK* *HONK* *HONK*

>>694735170
I see your hobbies include drinkin, smokin weed and all types of ill shit

I'm a convicted felon.

I fucked your daddy.

>>694735455
meanwhile in france

Do you drug test?

My name is Moot.

>>694734398
REEEEEEEEEE

Your Mom Dies Tonight.

i am from turkiye

>>694732904

Is this a loss?

>>694735455
>>694735455
KEK
Didn't See that coming.

Then who was phone?

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Poo poo poo poo.

>>694732904
Do you drug test?

I often fuck puppies.

I have one tit

>>694733619

I just started my new job and I'm valor. You're a nigger.

plenty of sexy horny girls of your city on 4changirl.jimdo.com

Im a B tard

>>694733337
Fact. In my state there is actually a law where companies need a certain % of race

>>694736210
Good post

I am a Jew

>>694732904
>Look at the boss's wife's picture on the desk and say
Who's this dumb cunt?

>>694734190
That will get you the job dumbass everyone except weird hipsters plays that shit

>>694732904
I make child pornography.

>>694732904
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>Its 84 kills folks and that beats PO

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"I majored in Mathematics."

>especially if you never authored or co-authored any papers in college, nigger wtf are you doin?

is that mewtwo outside?

>>694737609
That will get you job.. now your boss likes you because you got him a mewtwo

>>694732904
i dislike all muslims

>suck my dick, fagglord.
instantly hired if you are applying in gay porn industry though
>eat shit and die
instantly hired if you are applying in murricah fast food indstry though
>I like mass killings
التعاقد على الفور إذا كنت متقدما في جماعة إرهابية الدولة الإسلامية

>>694733908
fucking KEK
i actually got in so much shit when my boss couldn't find my facebook page and snoop on all the shit i do

>Im good with children
When applying at brazzers

Ah lowa ack bar

>>694732904
I'm a proud SJW

>>694732904
your waifu is shit

>>694732904
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQPtKNZpfz4

>>694734887
You are now CEO.. they dont want you to sue

>>694732904
I'm a drug dealer

>>694732904
I like Bernie Sanders

>>694732904
hello i am muslim

>>694732904

Do you liek mudkips?

How do i triforce?

fuck my nigger dick

>>694732904
>HOL UP HOL UP
>*shoots up alley*
>HOL UP HOL UP
>*robs store at gunpoint*
>SO YOUZ BE SAYIN
>*eats a bucket of kfc*
>WE BE
>*plays dice*
>WORKIN AN SHIET

>>694733170
Kek. I actually am vegan. Shit made me laugh

>>694739234
[spoiler]tfw OP isn't the only fag[/spoiler]

>>694739234
It was an underrated post

Hitler did nothing wrong.

Oh shit what up!?!?

But who was phone?

Hire or mom dies!

Wanna see trap thread??

When do I start?

>>694733557

Coddled dipshit that sees the world through the filter of mass media detected.

reply or mom dies

My parole officer said...

>>694732904
I play Pokemon GO

My preferred pronouns are...

>>694736847

>>694737163
It's call affirmative action and it's all over. Blacks will get hired just for being black. A extremely hard working and more than qualified white man will get thrown away over a black man who only wants money to buy crack.

>>694732904
I support Donald Trump

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I don't have to say a word.

You're daughter looks hot.

Im a sex offender.

>>694732904
I voted for Sanders

I love the muslims

My real hobbies are:

"Do you press charges?"

jetfuel
can't
melt
STEELBEAMS

>>694741260
this

>>694733557

Zero knowledge of real world job hunting.

>>694739379
calling fag when you can't even [spoiler] spoiler [/spoiler]

>>694741291
98% of 4chan users won't get this bro

>>694741643
calling fag when you can't even [spoiler] spoiler [/spoiler]

>>694732904
Your daughter is hot.

>>694733035
Depends on the job...

My main is loki.

>>694741710
calling fag when you can't even [spoiler] spoiler [/spoiler]

Hitler did nothing wrong.

I support Donald Trump.

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I'll suck your cock!

Oh oh oh spaghetto

>>694736065
neither did the people in nice

>>694732904
It's snowing on Mt. Fugi

Black Lyvez Matter, nigga

>>694741793
calling fag when you can't even [spoiler]spoiler[/spoiler]

Damn! You're fucking fat!

Traps are so hot

Feminism is my life.