valet thread
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SNUGGLES!
hello fool
this is the real cringe of the day
Hello.
Previous thread:
http://4lock.org/b/thread/68
hi snuffle
I want some fat cock down my throat
whats up kitty
>>694387227
grody
How are things with you, Snuggles? Did you see my new sculptures?
>>694387569
eating saltines and watching the tele. pretty wild night~!!!!1
>>694389136
Aids only +100 euros, what'a deal
>>694387227
How much do you want it?
>>694389316
wew!
>>694389569
a whole lot
Evening!
>>694390210
Sup
>>694390210
Hello
>>694390274
Sup anon.
>>694390284
Luc.
How'd your trip go?
>>694390450
Went alright. Got sunburned but that's bound to happen sun screen or not.
>>694390579
Just alright huh?
Was it not that great?
>>694390679
Just very exhausting and I came home to not good news so there's that.
>>694387227
Same. Trying to hook up with a certain guy
>>694390760
There's always bad with the good.
Hopefully the bad isn't not horrible.
>>694390870
It's pretty bad
>>694390984
Well that's not as bad as horrible.
What did you end up doing with League?
>>694389795
Well then, have I got the deal for you...
If you think you can handle it.
>>694391133
I'd say its horrible to me but just bad to others.
And we did lots of stuff.
whats everyones go to gfur fap pic? pic related is mine
>>694391253
You know the artist for your pic?
>>694391211
I can handle a fair amount, What ya want
>>694391239
ok, i hope stuffs was good.
>>694391253
Well do i have the deer for you.
>>694391609
was good. went to some flea markets and stuff and just hung out.
>>694391730
Did you hold hands <3
>>694391528
I want your whole mouth, lips tongue and all. All the way down to your throat.
What do you want?
>>694391730
Every time I go to a flea market or swap meet or antique store I always try to find a very specific item, if the have it I purchase it immediately. I used to have a pretty big collection, but had to abandon it in California when I moved.
>>694391842
And penises.
>>694391932
They where pretty shit except for a few people there. Met a guy running a used video game shop and struck up a deal to buy off his broken consoles for bulk prices.
>>694391913
I want your load. Down my mouth. Then we can negotiate who fucks whos ass.
>>694392054
I only purchased them if they were functional. Antique and vintage manual egg beaters. I should restart my collection of them.
>>694392211
I can't imagine they'd not function only being a few gears.
>>694392054
That's not as gay as holding hands. You lewd dog.
>>694392065
You can have it, I'm warning you though, I shoot pretty big loads.
Which would you prefer? Mine or yours?
>>694392314
I thought it was the same on the gay scale.
>>694392313
Sometimes things are bent, broken, or missing cogs.
>>694392488
well that's unfortunate.
>>694392555
Extremely. I do like those old manual egg beaters. They entertain me endlessly.
>>694392354
I'd love to fuck your ass after I suck your cum down, but I'm ready for either.
I own one of those its from like the 1920s from my grandmothre
>>694392654
>>694392354
can you guys stop please? k thx
>>694392375
It goes Hand holding, kissing, penis holding then fucking.
Sucking dosen't rate.
Has Snarf been about? I need to ask him some cooking questions.
and yes I did see your sculptures james, very different isn't it?
>>694392706
Only if you give me a hard cock!
>>694392720
He was earlier.
>>694392630
I wonder what the most complex model they had was.
The cicada in the tree outside my apartment has disappeared. I didn't hear it at all today. That makes me sad.
>>694392686
You should send it to me. It would be a nice present.
>>694392733
Not really. It seems they're all I can make anymore. I used to only make Venuses, but now every time I start to work with some clay it becomes a head. Do you like them, Snuggles?
>>694392654
You wouldn't need to worry about sucking my cum down when I'm deep in your throat. It's keeping it down you'll have to worry about.
I'm pretty tight back there :( hard enough for me to get a finger in without yelping
>>694392882
Two gears and a crank is all that's needed.
>>694392936
Then spill your damn load into my throat, then bend that tight ass over you fag!
>>694393070
Yes, but when something is so simple people tend to try to find ways to over engineer it.
>>694393220
They did by making it electric.
>>694393307
I suppose that's true
>>694392706
But it's just getting interesting :3
>>694393104
[spoiler]Go easy on me... My ass is very sensitive.. Show me the pic that's suits what you'll do to me.[/spoiler]
>>694393412
I hate the electric ones. They upset me.
>>694393474
no, its getting cringey you fucking retards
>>694393474
>mfw doesn't work on /b/
Does anybody have Finding Avalon in full? I found it, once, years ago and forgot to save it like an idiot.
>>694393474
If you got a tumblr, would actuually rp
>>694393865
No tumblr sorry
We could go on omegle and use tags?
>>694393646
You realise this is /b/ right? In a thread where gay people pretend to be animals.
>>694394606
I think they do, but are having trouble coming to grips with it.
>>694393104
>>694393865
You can't just say you're going to fuck my ass and not go through with it..
Unfair :(
Can someone please say hi to me? ;_;
>>694394965
Hi
>>694394965
ciao amicone
>>694394965
y tho
>>694394061
Alas I dun have one, for now, throat rape me dude!
>>694395062
Hi. :)
>>694395074
sorry I don't speak lasagna
>>694395138
because I'm lonely af tonight. I haven't spoken to anyone irl in a few weeks
>>694395295
You should get a job.
>>694395295
Hi guy here. Why haven't you spoken with someone?
>>694395369
I do have a job. I work from home.
>>694395295
roughly translates to "hi friend'o"
>>694395479
Then you should get another job. One where you work with other people.
>>694395407
no friends. job requires minimal social interaction.
>>694395648
No friends from your past to reconnect with?
>>694395491
Oh! Well then a pizza linguine spaghetti to you too! :3
>>694395634
b-but the money...
>>694395787
Get another job that pays about the same.
>>694395776
Nope. They're all either dead or don't really remember me. Last time I've had 'friends' was about 5th grade. I really wish I was lying.
>>694394965
Hi!
>>694395865
I want to...
>>694395931
Hello! :3
>>694395944
Then do it.
>>694395222
Not the same guy, but I won't say no...
Now open wide!
>>694394965
Hi! <3
>>694395787
rude ;_;
>>694395887
Out of curiosity; please give me the age range you are in.
>>694395969
But then I'll have to take showers and get dressed
>>694395887
I'll be your friend anon
>>694396117
I do that even when I don't have anywhere to go.
>>694395887
Why are they all dead? I've lost a few to heroin and the war in the middle east, but I've still got a bunch.
>>694396046
Hi! ^-^
>>694396077
I'm sorry, Luigi.
>>694396082
20s
>>694396173
c-can we be more than that?
>>694396197
Poor thing. I'd be suicidal.
>>694396364
I was suicidal before I became responsible, I'm suicidal still, but significantly less.
>>694396364
I'm in my 20s as well. Put yourself out there. If you're fat and/or unattractive, put yourself out there!
>>694396318
One died of a heroin overdose, one was raped over the course of a week and eventually murdered, and the other died a very slow death in a tragic car accident.
Everyone else just doesn't remember me 'cause I was just some quiet kid in 5th grade. Didn't make much of an impression.
Every day is exactly the same yet somehow manages to get substantially worse than the last. :3
>>694396477
>responsibility
if you're not going to take this seriously, you can just go.
>>694396516
where do I even go, though?
>>694396364
>c-can we be more than that?
Sure thing, what did you have in mind?
>>694396557
That means you need to change something. Sometimes people help you make it, but ultimately it's up to you. Have you thought about seeing a therapist? I've been going recently, and it does wonders sometimes.
>>694396766
I have a full time job as well as several animals that I look after. I am responsible.
>>694396832
I was thinking...like...butt buddies or whatever.
>>694396846
I went to therapy sessions for about a month one time and they made everything a lot worse. Every time we'd talk I'd go home feeling much better but then get awful panic attacks and nightmare-ridden sleep, if I slept at all.
>>694396873
what kind of animals do you look after?
>>694396766
Who cares? Go to a bar, look online for for public social gatherings in your area, anything really. It's not easy, I've been in your boat before. When I left the military I basically secluded myself for a whole year and a half.
New thread? New thread
>>694397149
Two tarantulas, two hissing roaches, two centipedes, and a vinegaroon.
>>694397149
You have to keep on pushing. You feel better right after the fact quite often, but nothing's going to get better unless you actually want it. I think you do. Perseverance.
>>694397174
Imma play Pokemon Go. That seems to be all the rage nowadays, right? Maybe I can meet people that way.