Today , at work , I have stolen a tart
im responsible for all the recent UFO sightings.
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I want to fucking kill myself
>wish i didn't live in britcuckistan
>most deadly weapon i can access to attempt might as well be a fucking spoon
I genuinely don't understand peoples reasoning when it comes to suicide. Like it seems every aspect in life is about trying to fuck people over to take their money as efficiently as possible and make the majority of the population miserable so the few can live wealthy. There's also a overpopulation problem and a dependence on the benefit system to keep a lot of people fed and housed. Yet when someone (who in my case is in a job) says fuck this, i'm to socially useless and unattractive to ever find love and the idea of working all day every day to stay fed for no fucking reason except base animal fear of starvation isn't for me, the whole world puts on a fake smile and lies through their teeth saying that you're important, theres so much to live for and blah blah fucking blah.
Make your fucking mind up shitcunts, either human life is worth something and you should stop dicking people over wasting them away in pointless jobs for meagre pay while the rich live the life of luxury for doing fuck all. Or just own up to how savage the world is and when someone says fuck it i'm done, hand them a big pill say take one of these to end it all, and we'll hand your job off to the next piece of shit in line for your space.
>that's one reason i like 4chan, people generally don't sugar coat how much bullshit everything is and its honestly savage and cruel, not pretend like everyone's nice all day for no reason
I admit it... You caught me... I steal and sniff and jerk off to and into my mother in laws dirty panties. She's almost 50 and her cunt smells so good. It makes my mouth water thinking of it. I like to drag my tongue over the dirty spots and inhale that sweaty piss scented cunt off of the fabric.
I'm a psychopath who is pretty much void of emotion and could literally kill most of the people that I find myself around without feeling any kind of remorse or regret. I create artificial emotions to manipulate people into doing what I want and they don't even realise that they're dancing on a knife edge by just being near me.
>inb4 Too edgy for you
Don't you find it strange how niggers find the word nigger offensive when if you think about it, they have no right to take offence. It was their ancestors that white people enslaved, not them. It's like me shooting someone because their ancestors shot my ancestors. I willfully dislike niggers for this reason.
I fap to loli... Yet i derail all loli threads i see with Spider man.
Mom,dad and two brothers died in car crash
No of my friends knows this
its gone two weeks
my parents disowned me for moving to another country to work instead of studying
still... they were my parent. and my two brothers...
I like going on /b/ in the early hours of the morning
I also spilled some Chocolate Milk today
He tried to kill himself, tried to run away from his family, his dick is only 4.5 inches, faps to gay hentai, has crippling depression (he knows well how to hide it), he got abused by his family, his brother has cancer but no one knows except him.
and many other sensitive secrets....
I have Spina Bifida and I'm too scared to tell anybody. I got bullied for it so much in elementary that I think if I tell people now, everyone will think I'm a faggot. I hate that I'll never be normal
I did it! I'm sorry man!
It was an accident!!
I... dropped the screwww in the tuna!!!
I'm a newfag, been here for over a week and nobody realized it yet.
I've blamed myself everyday for the past 6yrs for losing her, can't stop thinking about her and the fact that I lost her, I wish I can go back in time and tell myself not to be a asshole to her, wtf is wrong with me, I should really move on
The real reason I'm losing weight is to obtain a woman's body-type.
No. I don't even care about sex anymore.
im not attracted to men but bulges makes me horny
that's kind of hot
that's kind of trips
Gotta have a gf or wife to be a cuck, and I've been single since '05.
Plus, I like my health now. I've been obese before, and there's no way I'd want to go back to that.
Yesterday, I fucked my two nieces one have 17 and the other 15. Wasn't at the same time, though. The old one while I was driving her to my sister's house, and the young one when my sister went to buy some groceries
ok. confession time. I was in the navy seals and had seen some serious shit. I mean really fucked up shit. I had a few hundred kills throughout my career. I raided ISIS and I was trained in nigger warfare. My awp flicks are unmatched in the US academy
I am constantly thinking about sex. I turn everything into a sexual thing. I try to hide it. My fiance knows but he gets tired of my constant want and/or need for sex. Im lost on how to stop wanting.
sorta confessing it to myself i spose.
im happy to admit i go full beta in relationships so im avoiding them. definitely not an excuse though. she moved on to a friend of mine and he's currently cuck'd far harder than I ever was. a mutual friend told me that yesterday he heard her get angry about the new boyfriend breathing too hard.
I may have gone beta but I never went cuck.
do psychopaths know they're edgelords nigger?
When I was 16 I masturbated on my friends cat.
I was a friend of that girl eight years ago...
I fell in love with her, but I was too boring and she ran in another funnier boy's arms..
I hoped for months that he would get so sad, so miserable...
She died in a terrorist attack and he survived ( yeah, eight years and still together )
And I still feel like I'm the cause of her death, because I wanted his life to be destroyed....
She died when I was in the Army.
I wish I was there.
I hate myself for being a dick to her.
It was 6 years ago and I still cry if I think about her.
I can't move on.
I got my gfs younger sister to drink my piss after I took her virginity out behind the shed in their backyard a few years ago. We've been having an affair on/off since then.
She was 18 before you ask.
I hate myself, im waiting for something to happen. Everyone new i meet looks at me in a suspicious way, most women feel weird around me. I drink to much, im depressed, prideful, manipulative and careless.
Guess thats all i got /b/..
i am half breed alien andromeda, i can listen to the thots when people are around me, i can see and sense beings from different dimenshions, also the govement has a close eye on me,
i am bored a lot around normal people, they all seem to have same interests, also i am script writter for movies, once i manipulated someone for my own interests
I went to a strip club (bachelor party). And now I have to tell my gf I went to a strip club and deal with the fallout.
I ritualistically watch Big Bang Theory.
deep down i've been a trap since i was six, remember praying for it n shit.
did the manliest thing I could and enlisted, not a regret, but I have definitely wasted the time I should have spent exploring my personality.
Oh well, there's always more liquor
I'm not even sure if this is the right thread, but fuck it I'm kind of drunk anyway.
Has anyone dated someone who had the absolute perfect personality for you, but they were like a 5.5/10, and that was a dealbreaker? I dated this girl, and she told me she loved me, and then broke up with me because she was afraid I would never love her. I couldn't say it because I learned that I'm a shallow as fuck person, and she wasn't as hot as I wanted her to be, like you could say that she was barely chubby. I think all the time about whether or not I should have stuck it out with her, because like I said we got along perfectly, had the same interests and humor, the whole package, or whether I did the right thing by not settling because of appearances.
I mean, yes & no. You deserve to have an attractive partner, unless you yourself don't really make the effort to be charming/attractive. The biggest question would be regret, do you regret it anon? If you do regret it, I'd say there's your answer.
Struggling to lose weight
Have to get better at portion control, and food timing
I can eat something, and an hour or two later want more food even though my caloric needs where met and it isn't another two hours for another meal!!!
She thought I was really attractive, and made it a point to tell me, so guess I'm okay there.
But as far as regret goes, I do regret it. But, and this is a big but, I think that's only because I haven't found a girl whose personality I've clicked with so well as her yet, if that makes sense.
There's this girl I work with who has a weird sense of humor like me, and like once a week we all go out (I'm a waiter and work with basically all girls), and the last time she was like "I'm going to find you a girl here since you're so cool and you deserve someone, but I mean I would say me, but we work together etc.". Basically we just talked about how neither of us are actively looking, but if something happened it'd be neat, and if we weren't coworkers, it was heavily implied that there'd be something between us.
Thanks for reading anon.
If I'm understanding you..fuck it I don't.
>>Be me, 12
>>Sunday Morning be4 church
>>Haven't discovered jacking off
>>Gets horny, dont know what to do
>>Sit on floor, naked
>>Playing with small dick
>>house cat comes by
>>cats dont feel anything in neck skin
>>Grab cat by neck skin
>>Ram,shove,smear cat's face on my dick
>>Cats not doing anything
>>I go on till I cum blank
>>Cat walks away
>>Dont feel bad
>>Go to church
>>Realize what I did
>>Hate myself for it
>>Cant forgive self
>>Cat still lives
>>Cat forgot it
>>Cry sometimes when cat sits on lap
Hows that for a confession, first time I've told anyone
Me and my gf is doing something similar. Once in a while when her aunt is on vacation we check in on her flat. Gathering the mail, watering her plants and so on. We allways go through her casket of used clothes in order to find her underwear.
I love to rub her used panties all over my face when my gf blows me, and then she puts it in her mouth like a gagball when I'm fucking here. We've been doing this for years.
I just came in the cheese sauce my room mate was using to make mac and cheese while she was in the bathroom... and she ate it and said it was the best mac and cheese she had ever made....
you better not be
jesus christ why
>what the fuck is wrong with you
>you deserve all the cognitive dissonance
I feel that hella. I say move on, if you weren't feeling it, you can't force yourself to feel it ya dig? That chick at work prolly dig you btw, if she even is okay with talking about you being together. Just work on her but keep yo options open anon. Love will come, and when it does, shit is ecstacy. Stay true to yourself anon, I believe
>hey anonnette i came in your mac n cheese thats why its so tasti
>what the fuck anon
>just kidding lol anonnette
>what the fuck anon
I really don't remember when and where I lost my virginity. I get relly uneasy when people ask about it and then I usually have to explain that I used to have sex with two girls even before I went to first grade and after that I did some kinky shit with plenty of girls so I can't remember clearly the early days... It bothers me really... But that shit was over 20 years ago. I really see funny reactions when I tell my story to someone new.
Thanks anon, seriously. Life's too short for me to worry about her too long, it's just those moments where you can't do anything but think, those moments are toxic for me sometimes because I just replay things over and over and wonder what could have been, or if she was really one in 7 billion. But the logical part of me knows there's probably someone better out there for me anyway, you yourself basically just reinforced that idea for me. Thanks.
Don't feel bad. GOD HAS BLESSED YOU WITH QUAAAAAADSSSSS
I regularly cum in my girlfriends sisters underwear. Her sister is so fucking hot and whenever i get the chance i take underwear out the draw fap to it and rub it all over my dick then cum right where her pussy will be when she wears them.
Don't be afraid to think. Be afraid not to think.
is the friend and
is the one who came on the friend's cat
Now I feel awful because there was once a "name my cat with dubs" thread and I rolled for "Masturbatory Aid". And OP delivered.
what the fuck is going on anymore what the fuck
When i was young (about 9 years old) i used to guilt trip friends into kissing, i wasn't a faggot or anything but still. I also did the whole tongue thing for straight up 2 minutes :/ (btw both boy and girl friends)
>was also in prvate so no teachers so more and i dont think the friends ever told each other...
would tell story but too busy playing league.
These days, I can only pleasure myself to other men pleasuring themselves.
i got syphilis from an old faggot who i go to when i feel like being fucked in the ass.
i live with my rents, and our doctor is a family friend. I dont want him to find out im bi.
father has a conservative immigrant background
>when someone says fuck it i'm done, hand them a big pill say take one of these to end it all, and we'll hand your job off to the next piece of shit in line for your space.
Then fucking do it you pussy. If you SERIOUSLY wanted to kill yourself, I mean ACTUALLY do it, and you don't care what anyone thinks, like you claim you don't, then why the fuck aren't you dead yet?
No, instead you come on here and make some fucking retarded asspie post about your BRAND NEW AND SO INNOVATIVE COMMENT on society as a whole, and our general outlook on life itself.
>hurr durr I can only use a spoon
Broke? Go use a fucking kitchen knife. Take a swig of alcohol and shove it into your neck/jugular. There you go.
Go jump off a building.
Go jump in front of a train.
There are countless easy methods of suicide available at any given moment. The truth of the matter is that you want attention. You are mad you aren't one of the big important people getting all the pussy, attention, and love. That is why you made this post, to hopefully get some small measurable amount of attention that you so desperately need. Those people who are above you are better than you. In every way. That is why they are there. You don't want to face the sad reality that you hate your life because of what you did to it, not that everybody "has it out for you".
Do everyone a solid fucking favor and kill yourself. Today. That stupid shit waiting in line for your job WOULD love that, considering he wants that job because he is actually trying to better his life.
Holy fucking shit, Cthulhu fucking help me, just put a fucking knife in your neck and rid the world of your attention seeking fucking mentality.
Successfully made a girl completely dependant with me, practically a fuck slave.
Became a catholic like a year later and now i feel like shit,
would dump her since in not interested in that shit anymore but she might kill herself.Would consider sending pics but
at friends house just trying to forget about the life i have destroyed.
>There's also a overpopulation problem
This is not true. There's a logistics and distribution problem.
>Make your fucking mind up shitcunts
This paragraph is VERY true. People are torn berween the historical Judeo-Christian Western value system that they pretended to honor in the past, and the nihilism they've convinced themselves is all the rage with cool kids nowadays. And thus they fail at both.
Well what the fuck. Everyday we here one of these cuck fucks complain about life and how they want it all to end. Somebody had to be the one to tell them to just do it already. We have all been waiting long enough.
Quick call the vegetarian police he broke the vegetarian law! His vegetarian license must quickly be taken!
>there is an easier way than to write a paragraph that I don't want to read
>I don't want to read
>reads it anyways
It's not my fault you are retarded. Besides, my point still stands. It's holds more significance and persuasion than the regular "do it faggot, kill yourself XDD" meme response.