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Confess.

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Confess.
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I have no dea why you saying man I dindu nuffin.
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>>692993980
Hitler did nothing wrong. He just wanted what was best for his country and people agreed with it.
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>>692993980
is it immoral to fuck a friends ex?
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melt beam cant jet fuel
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Im a nigger
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Incest is okay as long as no child is made.
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ive blown 7k on coke so far this year
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i masturbate with a cucumber in my anus
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>>692995776
I hope you man the drug
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>>692996115
*Mean
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My singles prove i did nothing wrong
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>>692996115
aye bro....
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>>692993980
I am irredeemable, so I fight for those who are.
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>>692994720
It would be ok i guess
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>>692994720
how many years were they together?

double it

that how many months after 3 months it has to be before you can smash that shit bro
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>>692993980
I really wanna fuck my sister.
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Today , at work , I have stolen a tart
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>>692993980
im responsible for all the recent UFO sightings.
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>>692997781
is she hot?
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>>692993980
I samefagged in the last thread I posted in
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i want to an hero..... but no balls
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>>692993980
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I want to fucking kill myself
>wish i didn't live in britcuckistan
>most deadly weapon i can access to attempt might as well be a fucking spoon

I genuinely don't understand peoples reasoning when it comes to suicide. Like it seems every aspect in life is about trying to fuck people over to take their money as efficiently as possible and make the majority of the population miserable so the few can live wealthy. There's also a overpopulation problem and a dependence on the benefit system to keep a lot of people fed and housed. Yet when someone (who in my case is in a job) says fuck this, i'm to socially useless and unattractive to ever find love and the idea of working all day every day to stay fed for no fucking reason except base animal fear of starvation isn't for me, the whole world puts on a fake smile and lies through their teeth saying that you're important, theres so much to live for and blah blah fucking blah.

Make your fucking mind up shitcunts, either human life is worth something and you should stop dicking people over wasting them away in pointless jobs for meagre pay while the rich live the life of luxury for doing fuck all. Or just own up to how savage the world is and when someone says fuck it i'm done, hand them a big pill say take one of these to end it all, and we'll hand your job off to the next piece of shit in line for your space.

>that's one reason i like 4chan, people generally don't sugar coat how much bullshit everything is and its honestly savage and cruel, not pretend like everyone's nice all day for no reason
>pic unrelated
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>>692993980
I DID NOT HIT HER
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>>692993980
cheated on my gf with my ex's twin sister.
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>>692999539
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>>692999160
Boi...
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>>692999160
i love you
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>>692999539
shhheeee-
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I think anime is just as cancerous as bronies and furfags. Also I have this weird fetish where I like women wearing facemasks like ninjas
>inb4 muslims
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I admit it... You caught me... I steal and sniff and jerk off to and into my mother in laws dirty panties. She's almost 50 and her cunt smells so good. It makes my mouth water thinking of it. I like to drag my tongue over the dirty spots and inhale that sweaty piss scented cunt off of the fabric.
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>>693001475
like this?
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I like boys
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>>693001802
Well, halfway. If it wasn't anime I'd dig it.
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>>693002005
like this?
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>>693001534
Post a pic of her faggot
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i wanna fuck my best friend... I wanna do this whit my "boyfriend" *-* omg
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>>692997750
only like 5 months ty bro
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>>692997224
but she fucked him over pretty bad does this change something?
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>>692998157
explain
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>>693003775
its like peter parker taking pictures of spiderman.
he is the aliens
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>>693004662
I meant explain why he's doing it
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>>692993980
I mortally wounded 3 allies in a blue on blue after have been given green light on dropping bombs on moving targets.
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>>693004662
STOP
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Alright alright

Yesterday I got trips and I didn't admit it when asked by the authorities
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>>692993980
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>>692993980
I'm a psychopath who is pretty much void of emotion and could literally kill most of the people that I find myself around without feeling any kind of remorse or regret. I create artificial emotions to manipulate people into doing what I want and they don't even realise that they're dancing on a knife edge by just being near me.
>inb4 Too edgy for you
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>>692993980

Im handsome and have relative success with women, but secretly i want to fuck in the ass to some androgynous boy or femenine trap
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>>693002182
Yeah you'd to look at her sexy old ass wouldn't you?
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>>693005140
why does peter parker do it.

money
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>>693005726
doubt it nig-boy.
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>>693005726
nigger
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>>693005827
Kek
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>>692993980
ALRIGHT FINE I CONFESS! ......I stayed up one minute past my bedtime.
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>>693006249
and , where is the fun fact about it?
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>>693005726
nigger
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My first time on 4chan was last night. I've already seen cp, two people die, a cat get its head cut off, and a guy fucking a snake. Why.
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>>693005849
Don't you find it strange how niggers find the word nigger offensive when if you think about it, they have no right to take offence. It was their ancestors that white people enslaved, not them. It's like me shooting someone because their ancestors shot my ancestors. I willfully dislike niggers for this reason.
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>>693006542
hi new friend, you are only in the basement of the internet, don't go to the sewers, please, dont go deeper TORtured friend
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>>692993980
I fap to loli... Yet i derail all loli threads i see with Spider man.
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I fucked my aunt (who is 49) for a week and continued until I left for college then two times after
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>>692993980
im attracted to my Ex-friends sister....its why we are no longer friends
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>>693006848
Best
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>>692995776
Yeah about the same for me man. Little less but pretty close. I just love it. And the sex while on it is amazing.
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I steal pantys from girls I know even jailbaits is my addiction
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>>693006968
Lucky fucker. Always wanted to do that. Greentext??
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10666624
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>>692993980
Mom,dad and two brothers died in car crash
No of my friends knows this
its gone two weeks
my parents disowned me for moving to another country to work instead of studying
still... they were my parent. and my two brothers...
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>>693006848
Your the bane of my fap
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>>692994686
kek
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>>693008354
Kek
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>>693008751
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Got access to my friend's computer and obtained all his email's password.
I read all his emails and learned many private things about him.
Our relationship is not the same anymore....
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>>693009186
what horrible secrets was he hiding?
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>>693009660
he was actually an alien
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>>693009660
he's into gay daddy fisting porn
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>>693009660
he was talking to some people about getting rid of a dead body
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lost my virginity when i was 14
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I like going on /b/ in the early hours of the morning

I also spilled some Chocolate Milk today
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>>693009736
did he then take pictures of himself and sell them to tabloids?
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>>692994720
Nobody cares. Only a person stuck in the past will get butthurt. If you treat them like shit they sometimes applaud.
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>>692995049
Oh shit
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>>693009660
he was part of five eyes
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>>693009660
he and my mother were having sex behind my back
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>>692995776
Where did you get The cash for that? Also was it worth it? Have you stopped?
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>>693009660
he was stealing funds from old people using scam skype calls
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>>693009660
he was trying to trade CP
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>>692996072
>implying anyone itt isnt
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>>693009660
he had naked photos of me and was selling them for cheap
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>>693009660
he was a faggot
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>>693009660
He tried to kill himself, tried to run away from his family, his dick is only 4.5 inches, faps to gay hentai, has crippling depression (he knows well how to hide it), he got abused by his family, his brother has cancer but no one knows except him.
and many other sensitive secrets....
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I am a Punisher. 37 kills so far.
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I have Spina Bifida and I'm too scared to tell anybody. I got bullied for it so much in elementary that I think if I tell people now, everyone will think I'm a faggot. I hate that I'll never be normal
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>>692993980
I go on /b/.
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>>693010532
fix his crippling depression with some sexual abuse and a good ol' dicking while he calls you father

or is that one of the sensitive secrets
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>>693009660
he released our gay sextape
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I like some traps
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>>693005726
I hope you're not lying because that is frighteningly amazing
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I...
I did it! I'm sorry man!
It was an accident!!
I... dropped the screwww in the tuna!!!
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I'm a newfag, been here for over a week and nobody realized it yet.
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im deaf
ask me anything
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I've been thinking about becoming an hero for a while now
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>>693011248
Did you ever fart loudly and not notice
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>>693011566
farts are loud?
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I've blamed myself everyday for the past 6yrs for losing her, can't stop thinking about her and the fact that I lost her, I wish I can go back in time and tell myself not to be a asshole to her, wtf is wrong with me, I should really move on
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we do we feel virbration
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>>693011566
we feel virbration, so yes yes we do
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>>693010670
hahahaha fucking cripple how does it feel?
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>>693011127
Fucking weak. You've been over a newfag for here, and realized it nobody yet.


▲▲
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>>692993980
The real reason I'm losing weight is to obtain a woman's body-type.
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I put ketchup on hot dogs
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>>693012257
fag
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>>693012349
No. I don't even care about sex anymore.
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>>693001475
I see anime, but only the good ones.
because i hate the "happy" side and the simple relations of the characters
so i see like 2 or 3 in the year
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im not gay but i really wanna fuck Charlie from It's always sunny,
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>>693012444
nigga are you a cuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IB58HiTDV24
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im not attracted to men but bulges makes me horny
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>>693012196
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>>693012257
that's kind of hot
>>693012444
that's kind of trips
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>>693012572
Gotta have a gf or wife to be a cuck, and I've been single since '05.

>>693012692
Plus, I like my health now. I've been obese before, and there's no way I'd want to go back to that.
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does anyone know sign language
deaf fag here
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>>693012668
>too new
>bait
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>>693012815
fucking gay niggggggggggggggggggggg
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>>693012930
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>>693012882
Got me.
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Yesterday, I fucked my two nieces one have 17 and the other 15. Wasn't at the same time, though. The old one while I was driving her to my sister's house, and the young one when my sister went to buy some groceries
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>>693013452
Can you describe the house?
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ok. confession time. I was in the navy seals and had seen some serious shit. I mean really fucked up shit. I had a few hundred kills throughout my career. I raided ISIS and I was trained in nigger warfare. My awp flicks are unmatched in the US academy
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>>692993980
I want to fuck my best friend in the ass
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>>693014019
his best friend wants to fuck him in the ass and also uses /b/
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I once set the house on fire for a good 12 minutes on accident- but also managed to put out the fire. I somehow managed to minimize any visible, noticeable damage.

And told no one.
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I am actually a real live nigger.
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>>692993980
Tony Tight Lips over here. I ain't saying nothing.
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my ex only loved me because i was the only person trying for her.
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>>692994720
no
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When I'm drunk I fap to my sister.
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>>693014772
thats not your confession, thats her confession
if you knew that when you were together, you're a beta
if you know after she left you, me thinks excuse
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>>692994720
it's immortal
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Im going to steal my best friends girlfriend.
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>>692993980
I am constantly thinking about sex. I turn everything into a sexual thing. I try to hide it. My fiance knows but he gets tired of my constant want and/or need for sex. Im lost on how to stop wanting.
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>>693015647
Great site!!!

Now i search threads in chan!!!

This is great!

Thanks
Anon
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>>693015311
sorta confessing it to myself i spose.
im happy to admit i go full beta in relationships so im avoiding them. definitely not an excuse though. she moved on to a friend of mine and he's currently cuck'd far harder than I ever was. a mutual friend told me that yesterday he heard her get angry about the new boyfriend breathing too hard.

I may have gone beta but I never went cuck.
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I still love her even though she doesn't care about me
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>>692993980
When I really think about it, deep down, I actually have no emotional attachment to anybody. I could abandon even my best friends if I wanted to.
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>>693015647
>>693015985
samefag
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>>693005726
nigger.
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>>692993980
I'm guilty of being a dwarf.
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I woke up feeling miserable today and its only 9am
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I had a guy die while I was cumming during voip cybersex. Saw the obit and everything.
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>>693005726
do psychopaths know they're edgelords nigger?
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>>692993980
When I was 16 I masturbated on my friends cat.
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>>692994720
No it's not because somebody has to do it, might as well be you.
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>>693016530
you're not on trial for being a dwarf
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I was a friend of that girl eight years ago...
I fell in love with her, but I was too boring and she ran in another funnier boy's arms..
I hoped for months that he would get so sad, so miserable...

She died in a terrorist attack and he survived ( yeah, eight years and still together )

And I still feel like I'm the cause of her death, because I wanted his life to be destroyed....
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Im in love, i love her. I cant stop thinking about her.
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>>693011892
She died when I was in the Army.
I wish I was there.
I hate myself for being a dick to her.
It was 6 years ago and I still cry if I think about her.
I can't move on.
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>>693016946
I've been on trial for this.

MY.
ENTIRE.
LIFE.
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I got my gfs younger sister to drink my piss after I took her virginity out behind the shed in their backyard a few years ago. We've been having an affair on/off since then.

She was 18 before you ask.
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>>693016824
>well at least you didn't finger the cat too
>please tell me you didn't finger the cat
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>>693016824
That's dope
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>>693017077
checked,
anon, the only responsible is the fucktards who detonated the bomb or whatever killed her. Not your jealousy from a deceny ago.
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>>693005726
Nigger
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>>693017296
I didn't finger the cat.
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>>692993980
yeah...
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>>693017477
>>693017611
I dropped my dubs on these anons
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>>692993980
I hate myself, im waiting for something to happen. Everyone new i meet looks at me in a suspicious way, most women feel weird around me. I drink to much, im depressed, prideful, manipulative and careless.

Guess thats all i got /b/..
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>>693017632
>are you just telling me that
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>>692997781
If it's ok with her, just do it... I have a friend that used to fuck his little sister because they both were horny as hell and both wanted it.
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i love this song... :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnrGMHhnqrw
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i am half breed alien andromeda, i can listen to the thots when people are around me, i can see and sense beings from different dimenshions, also the govement has a close eye on me,
i am bored a lot around normal people, they all seem to have same interests, also i am script writter for movies, once i manipulated someone for my own interests
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>>693017801
I'm not a complete degenerate.
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>>693017777
Except you got YOUR BRAND NEW SEPT QUADS.

Chin up lad.
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>>693017909
>thots
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>>693017801
Holy shit!
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>>693017777
>>693017477
>>693017077

>777777777777777777777777777777
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>>693017171
>:(

have you nothing to say on your defense?
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>>692998558
>i want to an hero..... but no balls

Then that means you don't really want to do it... It's just a scream for attention and help. Go to a shrink!
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>>693018114
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>>693018274
nothing but this...

>:D I did not do it.

I did not kill Joffrey, but I wish that I had, watching your vicious bastard die gave me more reliefs than a thousand LYING WHORES. .
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>>693018755
I wish I was the monster you think I am.
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>>693008354
im sorry
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I frequent ylyl threads and post nothing but banana and spidey
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>>693015245
>When I'm drunk I fap to my sister.

People usually do that even when not drunk.
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>>692993980
you're going to have to work a little harder than that
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>>693017777
i keep seeing quads today
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>>693006542
In Wisconsin?
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I don't fight for my friends
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>>693006542
>this isn't the worst thing out there
>this is tame
>you need to leave before you succumb to your wounds
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>>693005726
Nigger
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I went to a strip club (bachelor party). And now I have to tell my gf I went to a strip club and deal with the fallout.
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I ritualistically watch Big Bang Theory.
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>>692993980
deep down i've been a trap since i was six, remember praying for it n shit.
did the manliest thing I could and enlisted, not a regret, but I have definitely wasted the time I should have spent exploring my personality.
Oh well, there's always more liquor
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I'm not even sure if this is the right thread, but fuck it I'm kind of drunk anyway.
Has anyone dated someone who had the absolute perfect personality for you, but they were like a 5.5/10, and that was a dealbreaker? I dated this girl, and she told me she loved me, and then broke up with me because she was afraid I would never love her. I couldn't say it because I learned that I'm a shallow as fuck person, and she wasn't as hot as I wanted her to be, like you could say that she was barely chubby. I think all the time about whether or not I should have stuck it out with her, because like I said we got along perfectly, had the same interests and humor, the whole package, or whether I did the right thing by not settling because of appearances.
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I would like to become a trap if that was possible with my body type but it is not. And no i'm not gay, just perverted and twisted straight guy who wants to do fun things in trap mode.
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>>693006542
Lucky Bastard been Here for months and havent Seen some good cp
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>>692993980
I'm a super smart human-being that is Vegan and long dick style everyday with your mom and sister all day long
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I sucked a cock once. I enjoyed it.
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>>693012634
Nothing wrong with that.
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>>693020265
I mean, yes & no. You deserve to have an attractive partner, unless you yourself don't really make the effort to be charming/attractive. The biggest question would be regret, do you regret it anon? If you do regret it, I'd say there's your answer.
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>>692993980
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>>693020344
Lucky you! I have been here since 2003 and seen some shit that I can't get out of my head even of I wanted to.
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>>693005276
Any repercussions?
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>>692993980
Struggling to lose weight
Have to get better at portion control, and food timing
I can eat something, and an hour or two later want more food even though my caloric needs where met and it isn't another two hours for another meal!!!
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>>692993980
I am guilty of commerce with the devil and magery most foul.
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>>692993980
For thirty years, I have plotted to bring down the party. I am sick in mind and body
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>>693005726
M'nigger.
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>>693020265
Don't be egocentrically ego. Think about this. All you do is say that you and you and you and that you, hø?
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>>693020899
Hillary Clinton is that you?
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>>693019941
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>>693020487
She thought I was really attractive, and made it a point to tell me, so guess I'm okay there.
But as far as regret goes, I do regret it. But, and this is a big but, I think that's only because I haven't found a girl whose personality I've clicked with so well as her yet, if that makes sense.
There's this girl I work with who has a weird sense of humor like me, and like once a week we all go out (I'm a waiter and work with basically all girls), and the last time she was like "I'm going to find you a girl here since you're so cool and you deserve someone, but I mean I would say me, but we work together etc.". Basically we just talked about how neither of us are actively looking, but if something happened it'd be neat, and if we weren't coworkers, it was heavily implied that there'd be something between us.
Thanks for reading anon.
>>693021135
If I'm understanding you..fuck it I don't.
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>>692993980
I didnt mean for it to go off, i thought it was on safe!

Im so sorry jemma
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>>Be me, 12
>>Sunday Morning be4 church
>>Haven't discovered jacking off
>>Gets horny, dont know what to do
>>After shower
>>Sit on floor, naked
>>Playing with small dick
>>house cat comes by
>>cats dont feel anything in neck skin
>>Grab cat by neck skin
>>Ram,shove,smear cat's face on my dick
>>Cats not doing anything
>>I go on till I cum blank
>>Cat walks away
>>Dont feel bad
>>Go to church

>>Years later
>>Realize what I did
>>Hate myself for it
>>Cant forgive self
>>Cat still lives
>>Cat forgot it
>>Cry sometimes when cat sits on lap
>>mfw

Hows that for a confession, first time I've told anyone
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>>692993980
shitted in a sink for no reason
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I want to fuck my cousin.
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>>693009660
He's KGB
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>>693001534
Me and my gf is doing something similar. Once in a while when her aunt is on vacation we check in on her flat. Gathering the mail, watering her plants and so on. We allways go through her casket of used clothes in order to find her underwear.

I love to rub her used panties all over my face when my gf blows me, and then she puts it in her mouth like a gagball when I'm fucking here. We've been doing this for years.
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>>692993980
I have been digesting my own stool to get my B12 levels normal. Oh yeah i'm a vegan. FAGGOTS!
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>>692993980
I have pirated a lot of stuff,
also I never seed.

>>693020899
I see what you did there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2piiBafkjVY
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>>692993980
I just came in the cheese sauce my room mate was using to make mac and cheese while she was in the bathroom... and she ate it and said it was the best mac and cheese she had ever made....
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>>693020899
Stop the drinking. Now.
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>>693021661
you better not be
>>693016824

jesus christ why
>why
>what the fuck is wrong with you
>you deserve all the cognitive dissonance
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>>693021343
I feel that hella. I say move on, if you weren't feeling it, you can't force yourself to feel it ya dig? That chick at work prolly dig you btw, if she even is okay with talking about you being together. Just work on her but keep yo options open anon. Love will come, and when it does, shit is ecstacy. Stay true to yourself anon, I believe
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>>693022576
Legendairy.
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>>692996825
2edgy4me.
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>>693022576
Tell her and say it was a joke if she doesn't like it
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I've just spent 42 of the past 96 hours playing space engineers.
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>>693016824
lol, why?
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>>693022900
>hey anonnette i came in your mac n cheese thats why its so tasti
>what the fuck anon
>just kidding lol anonnette
>what the fuck anon
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>>693010950
post the ones you like
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>>692993980
I really don't remember when and where I lost my virginity. I get relly uneasy when people ask about it and then I usually have to explain that I used to have sex with two girls even before I went to first grade and after that I did some kinky shit with plenty of girls so I can't remember clearly the early days... It bothers me really... But that shit was over 20 years ago. I really see funny reactions when I tell my story to someone new.
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>>692993980
I secretly masterbate
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>>693022713
>>693021661
I better not be what?
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>>693022900
that can't possibly go wrong
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>>693022900
I don't think I'll tell her, she's a cunt who deals drugs out of our apartment. She is super loud and messy and deserves all of the shit I do to her
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>>693022756
Thanks anon, seriously. Life's too short for me to worry about her too long, it's just those moments where you can't do anything but think, those moments are toxic for me sometimes because I just replay things over and over and wonder what could have been, or if she was really one in 7 billion. But the logical part of me knows there's probably someone better out there for me anyway, you yourself basically just reinforced that idea for me. Thanks.
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>>693023172
You had better not be the same person/know each other.

That poor fucking cat.
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>>693023510
Yeah I fucking hate myself man
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>>693017777
Don't feel bad. GOD HAS BLESSED YOU WITH QUAAAAAADSSSSS
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>>693023510
>poor fucking cats
you mean
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I regularly cum in my girlfriends sisters underwear. Her sister is so fucking hot and whenever i get the chance i take underwear out the draw fap to it and rub it all over my dick then cum right where her pussy will be when she wears them.
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>>693023834
what do you mean cats (plural)

Greentext op here
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>>693008751
Bane?
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>>693023374
Don't be afraid to think. Be afraid not to think.
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>>693023834
not if
>>693021661
is the friend and
>>693016824
is the one who came on the friend's cat

Now I feel awful because there was once a "name my cat with dubs" thread and I rolled for "Masturbatory Aid". And OP delivered.

what the fuck is going on anymore what the fuck
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When i was young (about 9 years old) i used to guilt trip friends into kissing, i wasn't a faggot or anything but still. I also did the whole tongue thing for straight up 2 minutes :/ (btw both boy and girl friends)
>was also in prvate so no teachers so more and i dont think the friends ever told each other...
would tell story but too busy playing league.
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>>693024272
dem feels
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These days, I can only pleasure myself to other men pleasuring themselves.
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Jim Carrey has a 14 inch penis.
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>>693024536
lol, Jim Carry???
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>>692993980
i got syphilis from an old faggot who i go to when i feel like being fucked in the ass.
i live with my rents, and our doctor is a family friend. I dont want him to find out im bi.
father has a conservative immigrant background
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I'm too pussy to break up with my girlfriend. Almost 2 years, anon. 2 fucking years of my life.
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>>693023374
You bi?
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>>692999160
dont kill yourself man, life is shit but at least you can experience the full thing or something like that, whatever
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>>693024902
Fucking
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>>693024881
doctor has a confidentiality agreement. if he spills, you sue him for many $$$$$
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>>692994273
You're LYING
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>>692993980
IT WAS THE ONE-ARMED MAN!
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>>693010589
Pics or it didn't happen
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>>692993980
I have regular sex with my sheep girlfriend
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I want to fuck my Mum and aunt.
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>>693012514
Same here even if he is a beta cuck
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>>693024881
Just say you got it from a chick at a party or something. Unless you have the stage 1 sore on your asshole?
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>>692999358
Oh hi mark
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>>693024932
Nope.
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>>693025231
okay Oedipus
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My grandparents don't know I have been vegetarian the last 8 years, so I eat some meat when I visit them to please their old farmer blood.
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>>692999160
>when someone says fuck it i'm done, hand them a big pill say take one of these to end it all, and we'll hand your job off to the next piece of shit in line for your space.

Then fucking do it you pussy. If you SERIOUSLY wanted to kill yourself, I mean ACTUALLY do it, and you don't care what anyone thinks, like you claim you don't, then why the fuck aren't you dead yet?

No, instead you come on here and make some fucking retarded asspie post about your BRAND NEW AND SO INNOVATIVE COMMENT on society as a whole, and our general outlook on life itself.

>hurr durr I can only use a spoon

Broke? Go use a fucking kitchen knife. Take a swig of alcohol and shove it into your neck/jugular. There you go.

Go jump off a building.

Go jump in front of a train.

There are countless easy methods of suicide available at any given moment. The truth of the matter is that you want attention. You are mad you aren't one of the big important people getting all the pussy, attention, and love. That is why you made this post, to hopefully get some small measurable amount of attention that you so desperately need. Those people who are above you are better than you. In every way. That is why they are there. You don't want to face the sad reality that you hate your life because of what you did to it, not that everybody "has it out for you".

Do everyone a solid fucking favor and kill yourself. Today. That stupid shit waiting in line for your job WOULD love that, considering he wants that job because he is actually trying to better his life.

Holy fucking shit, Cthulhu fucking help me, just put a fucking knife in your neck and rid the world of your attention seeking fucking mentality.
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>>693025432
7 billion ain't gurls you homo
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Successfully made a girl completely dependant with me, practically a fuck slave.
Became a catholic like a year later and now i feel like shit,
would dump her since in not interested in that shit anymore but she might kill herself.Would consider sending pics but
at friends house just trying to forget about the life i have destroyed.
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>>693025696
TL;DR.
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>>692994686
Hitler wanted to make Germany great again
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>>693021661
i did the same with my dog, and i tell that to my ex, i regret all the thing but i regret most tell that to somebody ajajjaja
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>>693023374
any time anon, fare well my brother, good luck on your journey fam
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>>693017077
Which attack
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>>693025595
You no vegetarian than.
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>>693025696
Боже мой dude, calm the fuck down
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>>693025792
Stop whining and just end your life already.
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>>693025231
I want to fuck my Auntie Janet...
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>>693025811
Is that you, Trump?
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Fucked my cousin. Felt good at the moment, not good at my grandpas birthday. tho.
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>>692999160
>There's also a overpopulation problem
This is not true. There's a logistics and distribution problem.
>Make your fucking mind up shitcunts
This paragraph is VERY true. People are torn berween the historical Judeo-Christian Western value system that they pretended to honor in the past, and the nihilism they've convinced themselves is all the rage with cool kids nowadays. And thus they fail at both.
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>>692997224
>>692998406
I know it u r not 4given
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>>693025888
Well what the fuck. Everyday we here one of these cuck fucks complain about life and how they want it all to end. Somebody had to be the one to tell them to just do it already. We have all been waiting long enough.
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>>693025853
Paris
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>>693025864
Quick call the vegetarian police he broke the vegetarian law! His vegetarian license must quickly be taken!
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>>692994686
He lost the war.
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I sometimes stare at the nutsack when im masturbating to porn
I dont think im gay but this weird curiosity is
making me a bit sus
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>>693026111
there is an easier way than to write a paragraph that I don't want to read. Just say "do it faggot, kill yourself" and leave us all in peace
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>>693025958
Im not the one you were arguing with you fucking mong.
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>>693011127

▲▲
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>>693026188
.
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>>693026071
Story?
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>>693019038
You monster
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>>693026158
Go drink some acid you clown
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>>693019941
You don't have to
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>>693025842
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>>693026272
You said TL;DR, so I gave the TL;DR. It's not my fault you couldn't understand that you twit.
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>>693020317
Faggot
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>>693026544
God damn your retarded...
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>>693025366
it's basically right below my asshole.
>>693025068
he kinda deserves to be sued for many shekelz. the jewish asshole
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>>693026260
>there is an easier way than to write a paragraph that I don't want to read
>I don't want to read
>reads it anyways

It's not my fault you are retarded. Besides, my point still stands. It's holds more significance and persuasion than the regular "do it faggot, kill yourself XDD" meme response.
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>>693020344
Been here for a couple years and have yet to see any. However, I don't wanna get put in the slammer by Chris Hansen for that shit.
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>>693011248
did you know that sometimes walking with specific shoes on a specific floor can make funny noises?
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>>693025709
Well you know what I meant, autist.
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I fucked my mate's girlfriend while he was in the next room, me and said mate, got a prison sentence of 6 & 7 months, we were best mates in there, stood up or eachother and what not.
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Mum, I love you, you know that. What you don't know is how I want to fuck the shit out of your 62 year old pussy and blow my load all over your fat fucking arse! Lol...
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>>693025847
you the real mvp anon
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