Itt: we post our hands and assume something of each other.

Tfw accidentally quads.

>>692671111
CHECK THOSE QUADS HANDY MAN

>>692671111
You're married

>>692672531
Yes I am married.

>>692673586
FUCK YEAH I'M A GUESSING GOD brb going to go play the powerball

>>692674862
Screencap me on the epic inevitable mash up.

>>692671111
im assuming you get quads

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>>692671111
You are Indian and you work in IT.

>>692675104
That was the second time this year I have gotten quads.

>>692675233
You're blue collar and a handyman that should probably use some hand lotion.

>>692675233
You live in an apartment.

>>692675233
Not Indian, I work retail but close enough I guess.

>>692675403
Close. I am a blue collar deckhand who should probably use some lotion.
Salt water fucks your shit up.

>>692671111
>>692675233
I wonder if the next hand poster will GET

>>692675481
Dune coon cell phone salesman

>>692676261
Strike 2 I sell outdoor power equipment.

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>>692675233
martial art practiser ?

>>692677346
Father fucker

>>692677346
You just fapped

>>692677580
Spot on

>>692677346
You're korean.
>>692677128
You sell narcotics.

>>692677128
I'm fluent in bar fight

>>692677646
Nope i'm a mexicunt

>>692677128
You like reading internet reviews about games you've never played.

>>692677735
I'm kinda right so

>>692677646
Nope
>>692677830
I'm not really into video games but I like seeing funny video game videos.

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>>692671111
you're Paki and you rape little girls for a living

>>692678749
You smashed your fingers on the door.

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Assume away

>>692679493
You're a newfag

>>692679292
You're in england

>>692679493
you're the best at thumb war

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All right then

>>692679319
No, with a hammer.

>>692679493
You hit your thumb with a hammer :(

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Anon 1

>>692679761
Geek.
Don't often go out.
Don't shave.

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Anon 2

>>692680081
T R A P

>>692680081
Trap it's a trap.

>>692679493
You don't have a penis and jack your thumb off instead

>>692679982
How far apart can you spread apart your ring and middle finger? (live long and prosper) I want to see someone beat my record

>>692679995
>Geek
Yep
>Don't often go out.
Nope
>Don't shave.
Hell no I hate beards

>>692680081
post girly cock pls

>>692680204
why trap?

>>692680306
I meant pubes

>>692679586
Taking a shit.

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>>692680276

>>692680476
From the looks of your index and middle finger I'd say you suffered multiple fractures within the past 5 years

>>692680457
Okay then nope I shave them

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>>692679785
Some more of my hyper flexible fingers.

>>692671111
Niggrr

>>692680735
You don't.

>>692680732
Define multiple... shattered bones in both fingers actually but just once, not like reoccurring injuries. You an EMT or some poo?

>>692679761
Bittes fingernails, faggot, that ring doesn't suit you at all, you might be a amateur cross dresser

>>692680916
What ever you say buddy

>>692679785
>>692680584
>>692680798
What the fuck man

>>692681261
Yep i'd say he is a nervous man

>>692681409
U a brony

>>692681537
Shiiieeetttt XDDD

>>692679982
Heck, might even be a girl.

>>692681261
Nope

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I tried to as well

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Rate?

>>692681846
Nice hoof.

>>692681891
Skeleton/10

>>692679982
what planet are you from?

>>692682554
10/10, would suck on thumb.

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>>692681778

>>692681891
acoustic guitar player

>>692681891
>>692682602
and left handed

>>692682554
Hip hop artist or tech youtuber

>>692682554
You live in Detroit.

>>692682095
No, this is a skeleton. >>692682394

>>692682602
Yes
>>692682658
No

>>692682747
Kek

>>692682596
>girl or weebo faggot
still cant tell

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Been taking bad pics.

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>>692671111
Here ya go bb
Assume away

>>692682965
move your hand then

>>692682596
fucking slut who lies as close as possible to guy's dicks because she's addicted to sex

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>>692683120

Yeah, alright

>>692680476
can you give me a firm hand job?

>>692683324
Fat ass

>>692683324
The palm of a thousand wanks

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>>692671111
>little wrinkly hands
>insecure
>attention whore
>spray tan
>quads
OP is Donald Trump

>>692683415
the clothes are in the way now.

>>692683324
likes buying stripey cheap fabrics

>>692683011
you look like a caveman

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>>692683180
Don't bitch.

>>692683609

If you said something smarter you would have had it.

>>692671111
Sri Lankan / Indian / Pakistan

>>692683800
most likely a kike anyway

>>692683800
what phone are you using fuark that camera is the shit

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>>692683961
>fuark
Say that one more time, mother*cker.

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>>692683958
Nope.

>>692683961
Galaxy S6 Edge + updated to Marshmellow

>>692684097
id let u fingerfuck my pussy

>>692683800
"Don't bitch"
lol are you actually saying "Don't bully me please!!"

ahhahahahahaahhaahh

>>692684241

Marshmallow#

>>692684241
this thread better git gud

>>692684097
Thx Mr. Skeltal.

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>>692684311

Thanks for not being able to do a proper attempt.

>>692684185
Dont speak to your superior like that you supine protoplasmic invertebrate jelly

>>692684803
you have one more chance to be a hero

>>692684803
what the fuck are you talking about you weirdcunt

you're all faggots I can tell

>>692685258
the rules are clear
>boobs or fuck off

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>>692685397

>>692677346
you either have a child or a cocaine addiction.

>>692685678
1

>>692682596
Fucking rice krispies treats on the wall. kek

>>692685965
2

>>692684803
Why do Asian bitches have such disgustingly knobby knees?

>>692686134
asians are disgusting

mexican actually

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>>692686134
>>692686229

Not Asian either.

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>>692671111

>>692686134
>>692686229
Newfag edgelords. Why is b/ so quiet?

>>692686402
JUST SHOW US

>>692686443
u mad?

>>692685731
cocaine addiction

>>692686723

blow > boogers

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>>692686542

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>>692686529

why are people still posting hands?
is it the summer holidays?

>>692686826
Oh shit this thread just got interesting

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>>692686826
show us some of that hd pussy

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>>>/soc/
>>>/soc/
>>>/soc/
>>>/soc/
>>>/soc/

gtfo my /b/

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>ITT: Chronic masturbators

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>>692686826
You have the body of a 14 year old boy.
Either you're a /r9k/ fembot or some tranny faggot on /b/

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>>692686402
You sure do look asian... Some kind of half-breed?

>>692687521
i guess school really is out. ill be back in two months

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>>692686826
>>692687634

I thought it already was established; no girls on the internet.

>>692682596
who took the picture tho? what's your sc?

>>692686402
Spare us, pls.

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>>692687901
Oh no, not this again...

just post another.

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>>692687521

Poor Anon doesn't realize where they are.
Don't make her close up for you Anon.

>>692687901
>>692687999

Here you go:
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/cmwov/hey_reddit_what_tattoos_do_you_have/c0tpyls

>>692686826
Bet this bitch has pussy like an Arby's drive thru.

>>692688287
Meaning it's never used??

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>>692688175

open her right up.

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>>692687893
True. Every single one of them is just a tranny faggot.

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>>692688287
>>692688454

Both those versions are sad

>>692688454
>doesn't indulge in that sweet sweet roast beef
gtfo

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>>692688287
>>692688692
>>692688654
>>692688751

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>>692671111
You stole someone or you have plans to fly into a building.

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>>692688844
What?

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>>692671111

QUUUUAAAAAADS

>we had a chance of porn
>edgy newfags
ill be back when school returns

.op here, I'm not a terrorist. I'm a spic.

>>692688844
>needs to consult urban dictionary
gtfo of /b/ lads

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>>692688844

she is surprised no one is interested?

fuck off to >>>/soc/

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>>692688844
Eeeey, I have the same keyboard!
Cheap it was...

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>>692688844

>>692689165
This.

>>692688274
I think you meant to post a username you retarded autist I'm not reading that shit

>>692689165
/b/ is for anything idiot

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>>692689101
Didn't even think about that, filthy casual she is...

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>>692689323
OK.

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/b/ Really has fallen. Oh, well. I'm just an old faggoty trying to get my newfag gf into this. I guess, Anon prefers trannies.

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R8

>>692689790
underaged

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>>692689364

and yet, /soc/ was still created for this faggotry specifically.

now fuck off.

>>692689771
you're not an oldfag, you are just a fag.

>>692689771
>I'm just an old faggoty trying to get my newfag gf into this

What cuckold? Just call me if you need a bull.

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>>692689771
This >>692689919

>>692689986

the nigga is clearly too beta, she'd have to set it up.

>>692690035
How much you lift?

>>692689771
>i dont want pussy pics
You'd rather look at hands

>>692684097
Giovani?

>>692690035
Short thumb

>>692690159
Not as much as I should

But I can clean jerk about 215

>>692690264
meant for>>692689919

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>>692690367

if i wanted pussy pics, i'd be asking for one of your face, faggot.

>>692690137
Yeah i'm pretty sure this isnt the first time he's showed his 'newfag' gf on here

>>692688844
Kinda resembles
>>692688692

>>692684803
This is such a shitty bait.

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>>692690336
Nope, just angle of picture

I do have abnormally wide hands however

>>692690538
Rekt

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>>692671111
checked

>>692690634
Is your name Gabrielle?

>>692690773
Nope

Sorry

>>692690765
Who took your pic?

>>692690835
The world may never know

>>692681891
it looks like your fingers are uncircumcised

Anybody elses palms sweat fucking buckets all day?

If I put my hand on a counter there will be a puddle there after.

Is it cause of all the acid I used to take?

OP, you have addisons disease - go to the dr.

>>692691019
It's from all the dry cum you unwashed neet.

this the gayest thread ive ever witnessed.

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>>692690835
We already wen through this earlier -> >>692682596
>>692687901
>>692687999
>>692688274

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Its pretty dark in here

>>692679785
Gonzo, is that you?

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>>692690835
The key is to use your chin and a real camera