Long story short he thinks I'm a 14 y/o girl, 4 wins reply.

Whats the difference between jelly and jam?
I can't jelly my dick up your ass.

'Hi i'm Chris Hansen and i'd like a word with you'

"I was expecting a lot bigger, even for a white guy."

>>692527688
Tell him nice rod. Then asks if he's ever tasted his own semen because you think that is kinda hot for some reason.

It is a bit weird, but i would really like it if you stook a finger in your ass and send me a pic of it

>>692527688
Yuck, no thanks

>>692528991
Roll

>>692527688
Ewww, thats disgusting. My brother has a nicer cock then you

>>692528302
Rolling.

>>692529092
Roll

>>692529092
Roll

>>692528991
roll

>>692529092
This for the win

>>692527688
Tell him you want to bear his children.

>>692529174
winrar

>>692527688
Say you can't wait to chop it off.

>>692529174
Deliver

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He showed you his now show him "yours"

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9 wins next, keep it creative.

>>692527688
Roll

>>692528991
Roll

dis gon b gud, rolling

>>692529592
Yeah my father brother. His doesn't look like an anteater too. Absolutely disgusting. But if you put a marker in your ass ill consider sending you nudes; )

>>692529592
Yeah, my brother Sam. He's almost 12. We used to pretend to be married a lot.

rolly polly

>>692529592
>>692530082
Reroll

roolll

>>692530148
So close, rollerino

>>692527688
time stamp or gtfo

>>692529592
Why is yours so small?

>>692530208
Jeesus fuck, bad luck, rerol

>>692530278
;-;

>>692530239
WINRAR!

>>692530083
Roll

>>692529592
Yea, my brother. Hes much thicker then you.

>>692530166
'Hi I'm Chris Hansen and I'd like a word with you'

>>692529092
Roll

>>692530239
winrare

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Mixing it up, 2 and 4 both win.

>>692529092
roll for this

>>692530561
How do i even know that's yours? Prove it!

>>692530622
WINNER!

Can I see your asshole first?

>>692530622
retard.....

>>692530766

Wasted

>>692530622
OP has to deliver now...

I love jizz. Would you wank into your hand and send a pic?

>>692530844
Wasted...

Shoe on head

Sharpie in ass for nudes

>>692530844
Stop wasting dubs, faggots

>>692531029
no

>>692528225
bump

>>692528302
rolling

>>692530919
Roll

Du dub

Can I see your moustache?

Tickle my pickle and call me sally

nigger nigger nigger

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First reply with 6 wins

DOes this nigger do English?

>>692531313
Reroll

>>692531367
You don't have to believe me. But do you want nudes or not?

>>692531367
*send live nudes*

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Can we get his info? Want to expose this guy.

Send him a pic of a random girl, he is prob to dumb to check if its legit

>>692531313
Rereroll

>>692531490
rolling

>>692531367
Send a picture of a trap and say, "I'm whatever you want to be ;)"

>>692531538
do it this

>>692531367

If you jizz in your hand ill show you my brother's dick.

>>692531500
I will once he stops messaging me, at the end of the thread.

>>692531490
rolling for this.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/maksie23/

>>692531490
roll

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>>692531646
Forgot my fruit

>>692531646
gtfo

>>692531646
>http://steamcommunity.com/id/maksie23/
What a waste....
Please don't do this one, op

he is getting suspicious get a pic of some girl and post say camera is broken and will get a new phone the 3 for your birthday

>>692531646
Fucking retard. Wasted

If this is dubs, and him a pic of a random girls nudes

>>692531490
rolling!

Tell him how you blew your brother

>>692531538
rolling

>>692531808
ROLLING

my name is also pascal :^(

>>692531751
Not going to. Next 6 wins.

>>692531602
rall

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>>692531872
REROLL

I'm sitting in a wheelchair.

>>692531931
You fucking nigger you said 4

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>>692531632
Your a legend OP. A legend.

Have a Pepe.

Im a policeman hahahahaa show your dick into the wc or i will kill you faggot

>>692532064
No, he said 6 you nigger. Check >>692531367

Rolling for this. >>692531808

Newfag here whats a win? i know dubs trips quads and so on but what are wins?

>>692532018
I had to do this shit in high school lol

>>692532076
where's the like button on this site

Is E.T. trying to phone home?

>>692532076
*sigh* winrar

>>692531602
Roll

>>692531602
Roll

>>692532304
This bait is hard not to catch

You're the worst kind of scum

>>692531490
roll

>>692528302
>>692528991
roll

>>692532076
>watermark

Kill yourself

go to 8ch hebe n get pix to send him.

Say " if I show you my little pink quivering asshole would you lick it clean?"

i dont know what you mean???

please send me a pic ur cum and eat it

>>692528991
rolling>>692529009

Can you stick your cock up your ass?

>>692528991
rollolos

>>692532658
Roll

>>692532658
Rolling

>>692532020
REROOOOLLLLIO

>>692532846
WINRAR

>>692531490
roll

i'll tell you what turns me on even more is when people twist their dicks in like a knot.

I had the worst day today

>>692532846
WINRAR
i THINK HE'S ON TO US

>>692533029
You've done It now

>>692533063
>>692533029
>inb4 he's actually in this thread

>>692533029
Rekt

>>692533029
EVERYONE POST PICS IF YOU MESSAGE HIM

Can I tell you a secret

>>692533333
Quints must speak what he desires!!

>>692533333
of course, quints!

>>692533333
Check 'em quints, fuck.

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>>692533333
Ayy

>>692533440
I was rolling for him to say that

Don't actually have a secret lol my bad

>>692533333
Is it your big juicy cock, anon?

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>>692533333

>>692533323
So close

>>692533643
You must tell us a secret anon, Quints has a desire.

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>>692533029
what app is this?

>>692534055
kik I think

>>692534055
It's kik m8

>>692534237
Kek*

>>692534055

>Kik

What the fuck?

>>692534055
Tinder

>>692534055
Kik messenger

>>692527860
roll

>>692533029
How long before this guy is fully doxed and smeared?

>>692534844
oh shit

>>692534794
nice cawk

>>692535206
thanks

>>692535409
Not even your post faggot

>>692534794
I know that cock, i saved it from a rate thread the other day

If it's you pls fuck my gf

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>>692534794

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>>692536320
Whoops this was first

sais

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>>692536514

>>692536049
faggot

>>692536320
>>692536514
>>692536706
Please keep going dude. This is ace. :^)
Tell him you have logs of his chat, dude. And that he's looking at facing jail time. :^^^^)

What th3 fuck is this cringe

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>>692536706
lol more

This is simply amazing. Keep it up im laughing my ass off

>>692537034
send him some of his messages to prove it

>>692536792
Just poly and bi

>>692537135
Totally, dude. This.

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>>692537034
>>692537073
Well looks like the culprit blocked me

>>692537034
This

>>692537300
I'll get him, gimme a sec, dude.

>>692537135
you can also quote some paragraphs

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>>692537300

>>692527688
I'm telling my parents.

>>692537300
I bet he got scared as fuk

>>692529092
roll

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>>692533333

Too bad, this thread had potential.

this nigga is dense beyond our realm

>>692537300
Fuck, dude. No!
Turns out he turned off his phone! You scared him off, dude!

>>692537857
he'll never turn his phone on again.
>MOM I NEED A NEW PHONE

I think the plan failed. something went wrong. Spam the fuck out of him

someone should have sent him real cp and someone else with logs should have pretended to be the police getting whatever personal info he was dumb enough to give

>>692537857
Kek, i didnt think i would do that

>>692537664
save the image next time faggot. not the thumbnail

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Okay, I am fairly sure I found his Facebook. I googled his Kik username and found him on this German sexting website. Then I googled "Pascal Se" and this was the only German profile I found. Take from this what you will.

Good job /b/. You've done the world a service.

>german

>>692537382
Say you're "her" brother

>>692538573
roll

>>692538573
I can't, be blocked me

>>692532076
¹▲
▲▲

>>692538325
oshitwuddup

>>692538874
He*

>>692538874
You're no blocked, dude. He turned off his phone.

>>692538325
This dude is super fake. I'm sure it's some slimey dude, but it's not the pics and shit he's sent and posted.

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>>692538325
GET HIM

Lets make it an operation

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>>692538325
good job, have a cookie

>>692539383
Thk u daddy, but where do we go from here?

>>692538325
do we expose the fucker?

>>692539676
i think we should start a new loli account on facebook and text him after few days for better effect, but /b/ aint got a patience for that
so shit idk

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> Mfw while reading this thread

he lives in Winterberg, Germany

lets gain some evidence of him being lewd and blackmail him for money
i need a new bike

>>692540333
And i need new CPU mr. Trips
>>692540111
Nazi pedo also checked

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>>692538325
>>692540006


fuck him up

ohh god fucking hell , im here since 2010

love this site since first day

We sure that's his facebook?

>>692540487
wanna decide what to do with our blackmail income?
roll quads
nigger

>>692540616
I've been here for a couple of weeks, does that mean i'm and old fag?

>>692540741
Oh yes

New i7-4770k ples

>>692540023
I'll do it. I can install burner and create a fake phone number to verify the account with. I'll find some pic of a girl in another thread to use. Lemme know if you guys want me to do that.

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>>692540885

>>692540974
Go ahead, bro: you're doing the Lord (of Light)'s work.