>19 >female >virgin >never been with or kissed a

you should become a cam model and make bank

>>686854921

this

>>686854826

kill yourself you cunt

>>686854826

tits or gtfo

>>686854826

you're a woman and women are deceptive cunts

never trust women /b/

>>686855105

>>>>>>>>>>/r9k/>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>686854826

added you

>>686854826

dont pay attention to all the haters op, we love you :)

post your cute tiny feet

>>686854826
Clear pic of face with timestamp

Legit want to see how attractivd you are. If you're a qt3.14 thing will probs get real easy real quick once yoy find a bf (assuming he's not a douche)

I want to be your friend but i dont use steam

you've gone to 4chan for help? these thirsty niggers just want sex/nudes. Go to reddit or some beta site to make friends.

>>686854826
Hoping this isn't bait

>>686856496
he's right you know.

but still. post your feets.

>>686855277
Agreed

Tits or gtfo

>18 male
>kissless virgin up until 2 weeks ago
>never thought I'd be with anyone/have sex in my lifetime
>now with current gf
>me: drug addict (clean off heroin for about 3 months now)
>her: 16
>her: doesn't even like me smoking pot
>might have gotten her pregnant...

Pretty much my life right now. It'll get better OP, anything can happen.

>>686854826
B8 is real. Where the fags screaming fits it gtfo?

>>686854826
>19
>male
>kissless virgin
>never had a gf
>have depression
>live with a messed up family
>barely passed HS
>can't find a job and never had one
>my dad went to jail when I was only 2 for taking people hostage
>used to not be able to look people in the eye
>have splotchy hair on my back that I HATE
>contemplate suicide every other day. Saving up money in case I choose to.
>most of my friends abandoned me near the end of school

I feel you, OP.

Well we'll probably be more inclined to help you if you at least post pic of face with timestamp. I ain't wasting my time on some 14 year old boy's troll scheme.

>>686856961
stop posting from your phone

>>686855105
Hi, faggot!

>>686856961
Her steam account has hours of playtime. Call me a newfag if you want.

>>686856947
> it'll get better
> your life is better

>>686854826
fucking kill yourself you fucking trash

>>686856992
looks like someone took the bait

>>686854826
guy posing as girl or not, I think I fell in love.

Nobody has described it so perfectly before.

especially the walking thing. Here is a tip I use, I started doing math in my head, then I started walking with head raised and doing math. Now I try and just get lost in my thoughts as I walk. Still feel what you mean though, that nervous tick, that you try and over correct and suddenly it feels like you are doing the worm.

>>686854826
I saw this thread few times, gtfo beggar and scammer

>>686856992
your dad was a real piece of shit

sounds like someone just needs a good Daddy Dom

>>686857618
>kill the white race

>>686857618
>Fecal spunk

>>686857618
Tbph idk if that means this is bait. Highs and lows, humor and not humor.

>>686854826
Sympathy is in the dictionary, right between shit and syphilis.

>>686857618
If a dude, my kind of dude
If a chick, my kind of chick

What's the bad thing here?

>>686857618
>all those games
>not even a year on steam
>65 hours on cs:go with the easiest achievements
confirmed neckbeard using smurf
anhero

Yo I added you, my current name is "Thomas Hundley". I'm your age, just got off work and I'm going to sleep soon, but I'll play games and shit with you all day tomorrow, regardless if you're a troll or not. I don't care, just want to meet new people.

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>>686854826

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>>686854826
No tits!

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>>686854826
>Fecal Spunk

>>686858825
aww fuck someone beat me to it.. sorry for the repost haha

>>686858446
Damm... A little smarter everyday; I feel.

If I had steam I'd talk to you but I dont and I'm not signing up

>>686859327
Same here

Adding you my dude, Got a pretty tight group of internet friends.

>>686854826
>Never say you are a girl in /b/ unless you are prepared for tits and timestamp
>Don't post story in /b/ expecting much sympathy

Better off in >>>/r9k/ for that kind of stuff

From 25 to 45 friends kek

>>686859327
>>686859474
Plus you gotta buy 5 dollar's worth of stuff first.

>>686854921
This guy has the right idea

>>686859684
It was 24 at the beginning of the thread iirc

i talked to her and she isnt answering, probably not a dude pretendin to be a girl but a guy whos mad at a girl for friendzoning him who gave her steam to everyone in here to harrass her or sth.

preety creppy. my steam id is javi

post face!!

>>686860129
pretty convincing

>>686860129
Is she accepting the requests?

so many fags

>>686860400
Yeah.

>>686860666
Fuck you Satan you're responsible for homosex

>>686860666
>>686860777

Those trips

>>686860777
Why would she be accepting them if this was some cunt fucking with her

>>686860966
Maybe she does not know about that

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Add me if you want, I have problems adding friends on steam.

JasonOfGore

dude she is rude af bruh...

like forget even trying to have a conversation with this white bitch she toxic af cuh

>>686861601

oh hello mr nigger

>>686861601

>bruh
>cuh
>nigger detected

kys you fucking subhuman

>>686861601

you have to go back

>>686854826
This must be a joke. Why would someone talk about this on 4chan?

>>686854826
> female
> virgin
lost, night /b/

>>686861230
Why would she be letting rando cunts from the internet add her on steam if she didn't know where they were coming from?

>>686861601

ye suh cuh, madamdapdoo finna boost mah nigga rah hurrrr kill whitey madamboobap in the wwwwwww bbbbbbbbbb bix nood MUH DIK

>>686861940
The stupidity of some knows no bounds

>>686861902
night, sweet prince

>>686855246
Don't pay attention to OP. "She's" just manipulating people for free shit.

>>686862071

kek

>>686854826
U wan sum fuk?

>>686862071
kek'd so hard

I added ... It ... This is definitely bait I decided

>>686854826
Sorry for the shit situation, op. I have some of your traits. Things get better.

>>686862071

hahahahaa

>>686862071

fuuuug u made me spill my coffee everywhere xD

>>686862457
>xD
kys you niggerfaggot

Steam alternate user name 'totally kyle' ?

confirmed bait

/thread

>>686854826
Summer

>>686862623
Leave newfag, you can't recognize le ebin meme

>>686863098
You can auto thread yourself you piece of cock sucker motherfucker

>>686863340
Can't

i have OP on my friendlist and he's a dude and he does troll and pretend hes a girl every now and then, can confirm, so dont get baited too hard bois.

>>686855052
This should have been the first comment

>>686863552
How do you know?

Lmao played this faggot in csgo like 2 months ago can confirm rl girl

>>686863719

because i met him same way ure meeting him knowbut 2 months ago, and everyy1 who denies it it is him posting 500 times. if u wanna get baited go ahead

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>black anon here

I am confident that I may be able to cheer you up. I have something that will cheer up any female. Something that I have been erecting over for a decade to reach peak quality. Something that will leave you in awe, gasping at its greatness and wishing to know more.

You in?

>>686863987
I trust in you Anon, don't get mad

>>686864103
is it crack

>>686854826
Assuming you are actually a grill and being that im not neckbeard begging for tits, small hands and feet for a girl is awesome. I dont know what kind of faggot told you otherwise. I also had a lot of inner anxiety between the ages of 14 and 21 (though no one seemed to actually notice). You can always work on that.

In general you haven't exactly been given a good hand in life. It happens. It'll be okay. Blah blah blah. But seriohsly though at least you're not some cum slut using daddy issues as a reason to fuck off with your life.

>>686854826
Hey message me at 86_chevy_k5_blazer on kik
I promise everything will be OK and we can talk and discuss things all night and forever if you wish... I know how you feel right now and I'd like to help you

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>>686864171
Even better

Pic some what related

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>>686864367
>fellow fem here
no one asked
tits with timestamp or gtfo

>>686864103
TOPKEK

>>686864367
>19
>im a little younger
mods

>>686864589
hey fuck you buddy i'm trying to help her

>>686864791
TITS
OR
GTFO

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>>686864791
You could help me.I am a young black anon who needs friends. Most likely same age. Willing to do shit.

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>>686854826
you know the rules
tits and timestamp or

wait for it...


geeeeeeyyyeeeeeeeeeeeetthefuckout

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>mfw when people fall for such shitty b8

>>686861798
Because only threads of dicks, traps, loli and cucks are legit on here?
GTFO of my /b/ you newfag

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>>686864791
Well shucks thats just swell mr helper but I dont see any tits with timestamp in this post of yours

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>>686856947
I dont think it will get better when you're a drug addict and might got a 16 year old teen pregnant, da faq man

>>686854826

Fly to Honolulu, HI. Sleep on my couch. Eat my food. Use my wifi while I'm at work.

Snapchat: trimadd

>>686856947
what about the feeling of heroin?
dont you miss how good it feels?

>>686854826
are you fat? Because if you arent fat then you dont realy have any excuses.

>>686854826
IM SO DEPRESSED I LAID DOWN AND STAGED THIS PIC OF MYSELF AND THEN UPLOADED IT TO 4CHAN

>>686864103
screencapped

from 24 to 74 friends

>>686854826
Fuck off. You won't get free shit.

>>686864791
white knight faggots all over the place.

>>686854826
>>whenever im walking and I notice someone walking towards me, I suddenly forget how to walk..its so fuckin weird like I idk...ughh I just over think everything...I overthink walking ffs im so fuckin done... :/
This is just a social anxiety thing. We all do this. Don't sweat it.

>>686854826
Don't feel bad. I was a 29 yo virgin until I lost it last week. You'll make it.

>>686866417
What a faggot. I lost it at 14 behind my neighbors shed. Lol your first time was probably in missionary style wasn't it now, faggot?

At least I got anal on my first time. Faggot xD

>>686854826
Bait

>>686861798
Ur gay>>686865177

>>686866751
So your black neighbor fucked you in your ass..

>>686866751

you must have been sore af right cuh?

bet you couldn't even sit on your couch to watch big bang theory :/

>>686866751
this guy lol.

>>686866751
Let me guess, that was two years ago and you've now upgraded to giving out frequent blowjobs?

>>686854826
>complains about living in the ghetto
>drops out of school
nice bait OP

>>686866751
I hope he atleast used lube when he shoved it up your ass.

>>686856947
you're not a drug addict if you're clean for three months.

>>686867112
>>686867175
>>686867206
>>686867320
Lawl. Rekt.

>>686854826
you live in west virgina, right? i know jj.

You can email [email protected].
I don't mind pen-pals

>>686855726
>Implying having a relationship can fix your mental health

What a fuck up you must be, m8

>19
>still gettin' kicked out the crib
>Ripped off my bib
>spit out my food
>hiccup and piss
>Urine burnin
>I could smell the liquor in this
>Cats always tryna' pick up the fist
>Duff this dude out
>Rappers stoop just to get to your crib
>Now it's like who's face? who's warped?
>too sauced
>Distort thoughts
>on my corpse on the asphalt
>Back when I'd slack more
>rock my slacks or my ass
>Every time I rap I blast-off
>Back when I catch Cor'
>I always had Sports
>Dippin' on cops in my track shorts
>So tell my mom I had to make it right
>I lie every night about the lime-light so I could lie at night
>And tell my Pops' I gotta' take advice
>Keep my head screwed on tight
>abuse these mics
>See me I'm the contusion type
>A cat to smack a mic
>and catch my fuckin' hair when I'm losing height
>Ratking, never losing hype

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>>686868216

>>686868216
Gold

>>686868491
I find it funny people use this long ass gif like shit nigga i stopped watching it in about 2 seconds choose a shorter gif faggot

Это ты ?? Юлия ??

>>686854826
Shut the fuck up and kill yourself bitch nobody gives a fuck about you nobody wants to see some whiny bitch complain about her life either end it or deal with it

>>686868516
Yea it's from AM//Radio by Earl sweatshirt my adhd just reminds me of that song whenever I read greentext like that. I'm not blessed with the talent of coming up with lyrics like that