Lets have some useful shit thread.

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is this useful?

>>686314454
I guess

>>686313918
i clicked this thread because that pic looks vaguely like a pair of panties.

>>686314743
Lol

Im only here for memes

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Everyone on 4chan should know these by heart.

I know how to do a variety of useful things. Sadly I don't have any pics through which I could instruct others on said things. Really I don't think most people do.

>>686314941
venomous, not poisonous..

>>686315395
kek

>>686315395
I might actually try this....don't really like having blue eyes

>>686315395
surely no one is this dumb

>>686315395
How to get blind.

>>686313918
Tried the solar still, you need a shitload of green stuff in there to help the cindensation and a lot of stills. 1-2 hours equals a sip of water.

>>686314941
Poisoning comes from eating

>>686314941
Both of those are venomous, the bottom one is a fucking cobra.

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>>686315395
Sick bastard.

>>686315720
You must be new here.

>>686315395
Should've gone with a less obvious chemical. You don't need to be a chemfag to know this shit is retarded.
It's the punchline of one of the most famous 'jokes' around.

>>686315798
Im not responsible for the grammar error.
But you still get the message.

>>686314941
for which breed of snake? this is only correct for ONE random venomous snake and one non-venomous snake.
>yes i'm implying venomous or non-venmous can look like either one or the other of these pictures.

>>686313918
And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig."

>>686316059
Just don't get fucking bit and leave them alone and you don't need to worry about it. Statistics show Buffaloes kill more Americans rack you than snakes.

>>686316059
There isn't a particular breed. Lol.

>>686313918
nigga who carries a drinking tube that long around

but yes this is a good survival tip

> useful shit thread
nigga when the fuck are you gonna need to make this other than when you jerk off to bear grylls

>>686315697
It only works if you have brown eyes
It's like bleaching your hair with hydrogen peroxide

>>686315697
live stream the first treatment

>>686317113
>oh look, I am stranded in the forest of shittyshitstan and I just happen to have a straw, a plastic sheet and a can.

>>686317851
kek

>>686313918
There was a whole bunch of this shit in the boyscout's wilderness survival guide. I used to read the fuck out of that thing.

>>686317851
>>686315395
>>686314941
>>686314454
is this ylyl? kek

>>686318065
when you were in the boyscouts?

>>686318065
Yea but if you actually try it, you can find other means. Survival looks good in a book but you gots to get out in the woods or desert and try it out for yourself.

>>686319310
yeah, but women know a fuckton more

>>686319310
what

have a nice big folder full of usefull shit /b/
>haz a nize day

>>686319605
no they just have gay fucking names for very similar shades of the same color

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>>686313918

>>686315622
Nigger handbook

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bottom part is the most important part

>>686317925
>Shittyshitstan
fuck

https://www.dropbox.com/sh/gy7wfzj4ytwo5ap/AACompWU3ipgo1E5dgighIKJa?dl=0

have a magnet faggots

magnet:?xt=urn:btih:60B2E7AD111D5FB1E422D2C5D93320AEBD80CDCB&dn=Information_Library_All

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>>686320619

>>686313918
wow this is so amazing and easy to do especially with all those plastic sheets lying around everywhere

>>686315697
youre going to blind yourself

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this one changed my life

>>686320967
wow, a post that is actually useful in this thread. thank you anon

>>686321221
This old one.
Changed mine too

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Cooking time

>>686313918

omg that plastic sheet looks like a wet pissy thong

i'm so hard right now

do you have any more?

>>686321560
I call it swedish torch. It burn for hour.

>>686320619
I have had to do this before. Locked some shit up, went overseas, came back, and had forgotten the combo. Fuck that combo hacking shit when you can do this.

>>686320671
grow up

>>686321757
Go calm down friend.

>>686320754
/thread

>>686314743
I thought it was the vagina and ovaries of a black chick

>>686321757
gross, werido

>>686321988
wow thats really fast

>>686315753
works better if you piss in the ditch. then the water condensates up out of the urine collect and into the container. much faster.

>>686314454
I like how he puts it in the drawer. Top kek.

>>686321560
that's common knowledge for a man...

>>686321466
Why?

>>686315622
Fuck this. Just let the police fuck over whomever it is. Its 99% gonna be some kind of lowlife anyway.
Not like they harass white middleclass ppl

>>686322869
...That wouldn't do anything...

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>>686322869
>tfw it works

>>686322869
>>686322904
>>686323093
>>686323154
function show_alert value="Show User' eval(*x=10;y=20;document.write(x*y)*);

>>686323154
fuck outta here

>>686322512
>Hurrr dats awesome I wish I would've thought about it let me pretend everyone including me knows

>Hurrrrr

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AnarchistCookbook
Poor Mans James Bond
Guerilla Warefare
Steal This Book
some of the material is dis-info but still a good read so you start to think about how to improvise shit.

>>686323536
lost

>>686317851
>filename
Kek

>>686323536
if you did it right and used " instead of ', you would know that

>>686323569
was this users first post in this thread, as well as
>>686323593

>>686319310
i can name like 20 of them

>>686314454
For retards i guess........

>>686323536
lost

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>>686321466

>>686322313
Holy shit this is awesome

>>686315395
guys! Don't do this! This will ruin your eyes! Try H2SO4 instead

>>686317851
fucking lol

>>686323536
>>686323820
function show_alert value="Show User" eval(*x=10;y=20;document.write(x*y)*);

>>686315395
Just for retards.

>>686321087
you realize that you only have to shake the rake repeatedly and it will unlock right. No clicks required

>>686322307
if you tape em like this to your arms, they can really nice cut of every one of your fingers.

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>>686324342
Kek
Must be summer

>>686323820

I only ever posted about the books faggot

>>686321221
is there a way to do it without crushing half the shit inside the part you roll up?

>>686320754
underrated post

>>686315161
this is retarded though. just dox them and drop it on ed or 8ch or something, or if you already got that swat them

>>686320330
well i dont have to go to sleep anyway... r-right... heheh..

>>686321466
I actually made this
Invited a few pals to my flat picked up a pot off the seal and started eating it. Their face was fucking priceless

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>>686324444
checked
and yes i know. but that will leave a scratched up lock

>>686324342
When newfags try to do js

>>686324606
make sure you push the entire bottom upwards. i guess you could say rather than pushing the bottom up, you are rolling the sides of the bag down over the bottom

>>686322904
he says from his parents house, where he will live forever.

>>686323469
Ty so much for this <3
Better than actual sex

>>686322313
Literally nothing. What should have happened?

>>686322313
You'll pass the fuck out if you do this nigger

>>686325187
that actually makes a lot of sense, that would've been useful to know back when i still ate snacks like that, thanks anyways man

>>686325383
if you are like most people you would realize you have been made a fool of on the interwebz.

>>686325383
you can pass out
i heard a story about a kid that did this in school. he went into the bathroom alone and ended up breaking the toilet bowl with his head.
he survived. mostly.

>>686325383
You're supposed to pass out.

>>686325424
I think theres something missing between step 5 and 6

>>686320162
I actually use this, but I live in bum fuck no where and it doesn't matter here as long as you aren't soaked

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>>686317851

>>686313918
Looks like a fat black chick with her panties halfway down her thighs and a dildo in her cunt.

>>686324068
Hydrogen Sulfate?

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>>686323469
Tfw I jack so fast I melt it

>>686321466
9gag faggot.

>>686314454
uberkek

>>686320162
Guys? Fucking this?

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>>686323736
>tfw modern kids will look at that and scream "terrorist!" rather than ninja

>>686314941
The only exception to the eye pupil thing is the coral snake and the banded king snake but you just use that red black yellow stripe rhyme.

>>686321715
That toast is gonna burn way before the bacon is cooked

>>686322307
Every irish make this!

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>>686321746

>>686313918
What are you planning to live in the wild? Get a job faggot

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>>686326715
this is what you are seaching for

>>686323593
Aaaaaaand you're now being monitored

>>686326899
idgaf nigger

Only for if the gvt became tyrannical. Never to kill innocent people

>>686320330
TOp fking kek

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>>686327187

>>686326103
Are you retarded?
H2so4 is sulfuric acid

Download the torrent "Everything a /k/ommando needs"

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>>686326952
fuck off with your potato guide

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>>686327312

>>686314941
"Hold still mister snake, while I turn you over and look at your belly."

>>686315622
I'm a police officer and this is bullshit, we can easily find a probable cause and search you anyway

>>686326899
I've looked up a lot of shit about the deep web. Prices, how to buy safely, how to navigate safely, ect. I'm wanting to go on it, but I'm afraid I'm being monitored. Would that be the case? Also I have searched for some odd things on Google, questionably legal

>>686315395
>>686315724
Chances are you'll be in so much pain after first drop it won't take very long to realize how much of a retard you are.

"Eye exposure to 3% hydrogen peroxide may result in pain
and irritation, but severe injury is rare. More concentrated
solution may result in ulceration or perforation of the cornea."
http://www.atsdr.cdc.gov/toxfaqs/tfacts174.pdf

>>686314941
Pythons have heat pits

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>>686321221
i bet it did

>>686314941
>poisonous

snakes are venomous, it is blood based.
certain plants, herbs, etc.. are poisonous, it is based on the digestive system.

>>686321109
troll.... please gtfo.

>>686323286
I really needed this ty anon

>>686317851
okay, I'm fairly certain this will work.

>>686327605
use duck duck go if youre bugging out. also

https://anonguide.cyberguerrilla.org/anonguide.pdf

>>686324787
good for books, not for a laptop

>>686315622
>If a cop tells you to do something
do it

the faster you do it, the faster it will get figured out and the faster you and the cop can go on with life.

We have cops for a reason.

>>686324038
one of the terrorist endured waterboarding . didnt even flinch. they only do it for 10 seconds. they wont risk killing the terrorist because that creates a huge mess.

sleep deprivation is the best way to get info.

>>686324500
neato!

>>686327605
Go to the streets to learn shit, research online and the FBI gets your ass dimwit

>>686317851
This should be a viral trend, like the ice bucket challenge etc.

>>686327605
You're we ready being watched then
>>686327045
Doesn't matter you just got on plenty of lists

>>686314941

This is dumb, looks at the eyebrows. The first one looks mean as fuck.

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>>686327960
you know honestly if your game was to cheat with dice, you could measure out normal dice, cut some plastic to make it relatively the same weight, and add a little strip of like aluminium or some type of easy to obtain metal on the opposite side of the dice you want to at least increase your chances depending on how heavy the metal you put is. You could have sets of said die and just change it up when playing so no one figures you're cheating.

Or am I stupid?

>>686327836
me on the top right

>>686313918
what about bugs?

>>686327506
Right lol?

>>686327836
>useful
most of the fags on here will never see a fucking vagina, let alone need to know where the fucking inner labia is

>>686321560
you can light it by shoving a little piece of fire lighter in the hole in the middle

>>686328824
shit das sounds cool

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drink piss

>>686328466
>>686328653
Is public access safe? From free wifi spots like McDonald's or a library within 10kms of your house

>>686324606
pour it into a bowl then roll the bag while it's empty. pour the bowl back into the bag when you're ready

>>686329311
>surfing hard candy on mcdonalds wifi

>>686314941
kek
folks what you're really looking for is head shape. diamond head means python and likely non-venomous however will constrict your neck.

>>686327312
My issue with this one is wing Chun is a joke

>>686315622

If you're not doing anything wrong then what do you have to worry about? Just be honest, answer their questions, do what they say, keep calm, and just like that, you're free to go.

>>686326103
Hydrochloric acid

>>686326235
i jammed in my thumb while we watching game of thrones and now im in trouble

>>686327605
>I'm afraid I'm being monitored
everyone is being monitored. their are systems out their that scan your text and emails and voicemail's for keywords and phrases.

these systems create lists and people on those lists get investigated further. unless your name is Muhammad there wont be anyone knocking down your door.

>>686329553
>>686326103
both of you are fucking stupid. it's sulfuric acid. go back to high school fucking summer fags

>>686329643
I tried this. It BARELY worked.

>>686326952
A lot of those characteristics match with my behaviour. I combat it by smoking heavy amounts of cannabis and cigarettes. When I have no cannabis or cigarettes im screwed though

>>686324606
Yes. When opening it, just pull it apart enough for air to get out, then turn it upside down so the snacks fall towards the tiny whole. Now just roll inwards, there's only air in the way, no crackers. Pretty much common sense though.

>>686329643
my sides

>>686329375
If you're going to pour it into a bowl, why not just keep it in the bowl?

>>686329808
dat filename

>>686320773
Hmmm

>>686329777
His names berny not barely you fuckin foreigner

>>686321466
Just imagine the sound it makes when you scrape the spoon against the pot.

>>686329553
Hydrogen sulfate us hydrochloric acid, the problem with just a simple formula like that leaves things open for different charges as a salt

>>686329914
I think someone mislabeled their stuff

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>>686329775
Hydrogen sulfate us hydrochloric acid, the problem with just a simple formula like that leaves things open for different charges as a salt. But welcome to being a retard

>>686323286
it's called plan b dipshit

>>686329311
first of all, get tor. Just find a neighbors internet and watch your candy

or just go to the chans of masters

>>686322512
I am pretty sure if you showed this to every male over the age 18 and had them answer hontestly. Less that 1/50000 would say they have heard of this before.

kill yourself

>>686314941
yeah sure i will trust a draw on /b if i encounter snakes

>>686330359
well no amount of knowledge can cure being a pussy. just stay away from them all.

>>686328244
>for a reason
Yea to fuck with niggerz which I'm super glad.
Never relax around blax.jpg

>>686320914
ah, good old US army improvised munitions handbook...

>>686327960
this will melt your plastic dice entirely, ruin the baking tray and leave a disgusting smell of burnt plastic in your apartment for weeks. have fun!

>>686330292
>get tor
Kek

>>686326813
>He doesnt like burnt toast
>please cum on my face!

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>>686330359

>>686321560
this is called "Real mans candle" or dudes candle here...

>>686330292
Neibours have wifi code :( I used to download a lot of porn when it was free, they might've caught on to that

>>686320914
How much force is required to set it off?

>>686322313
Fucking slav

>>686329777
Next time you should add a nickle catalyst to the mix to make it brighter.

It also works with bleach and ammonia if you add blue food dye

>>686330339
>How to trap American.webm

>>686330606
>250 degrees F
>melting plastic

>>686319310
I thought since we use 255,255,255 there would be something like 16.8 million

>>686321746
takes time to cut and makes a knife dirty. to busy masturbating

>>686327542
we dont want apes nor pigs here

>>686330339
Welcome to the Hydraulic Press Channel

>>686329808
i dont get the filename joke

>>686321466
fucking unnecessary

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>>686322869
Poast?

>>686320330
Happend to me as a child. Woke up, something alive in my mouth, quickly went to sink and spit it out. Spider was thick, pitch black and size of thumbnail. Spider was running around like crazy in sink. Washed it down the drain as punishment. Impossible to forget that. Yuck!

>>686327187
Edgy: the picture.

>>686330902
just go on chans of masters

>>686325958
I lold hard as fuck at your filename

>>686321715
or you just make toast eggs and bacon and make a fucking sandwich with that

>>686329553
fucking retard its obviously hydrogen cyanide...

>>686331109
this will alter the level of oxygen making you feel even more hysterical. thats why people are asked to breathe in and out of a bag so that the level of oxygen in your body is slowly adjusted

>>686329472
until there's a monthly quota to be met, and they say they smell weed or something in your car and make a big to do, and needlessly search you and take your possessions, under the guise of it being illegal.

>>686328828
Gtfo or tits or himen